Editor: You click here, dear. Newbie Editor: All right. Editor: Morning! Recent Changes: Morning! Editor: Well, what've you got? Recent Changes: Well, there's a new article; a new article without references; a new article and spam; a new article, POV, and spam; a new article, POV, no references, and spam; spam, POV, no references, and spam; spam, a new article, spam, spam, POV, and spam; spam, no references, spam, spam, POV, spam, no wikilinks, and spam; Company representative: Spam spam spam spam... Recent Changes: ...spam spam spam a new article and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam original research spam spam spam... Company representative: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Recent Changes: ...or a promotional article with grammar errors served in a miscategorized manner with sockpuppets and meatpuppets garnished with votestacking, outdated references and with a fair use image on top and spam. Newbie Editor: Have you got anything without spam? Recent Changes: Well, there's spam, a new article with no references, and spam, that's not got much spam in it. Newbie Editor: I don't want ANY spam! Editor: Why can't she have a new article, POV, spam, and no references? Newbie Editor: THAT'S got spam in it! Editor: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam, a new article with no references, and spam, has it? Company representative: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...) Newbie Editor: Could you do the a new article, POV, spam, and no references without the spam then? Recent Changes: Urgghh! Newbie Editor: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam! Company representative: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Recent Changes: Shut up! Company representative: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Recent Changes: Shut up! (reps stop) Bloody PR representatives! You can't have a new article, POV spam, and no references without the spam. Newbie Editor: I don't like spam! Editor: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam original research spam spam spam and spam! Company representative: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Recent Changes: Shut up!! Original research is off. Editor: Well could I have her spam instead of the original research then? Recent Changes: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the company reps drown her words) Company representative: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!