My mame is ptarmigander and I am part of a secret society of Elders. We are archivist/advocates that go back toward the dawn of this world. Our motto is: "We protect, but we do not interfere. Man must make his own way." However, once in a while when humankind is on the verge of such colossal blunders that the evolutionary balance of the planet is threatened then members of our society -acting as advocates- are sent in to help restore equilibrium. As part of the Department of Equilibrium Energy Perception And Karma (DEEPAK) I am paid to accomplish certain tasks. As such, I may have some "conflict of interest" in areas having to do with my assignments.. and may possibly run afoul or transgress in the area of "righting great wrongs".Ptarmigander (talk) 09:07, 9 June 2014 (UTC)