Oscar Mayer

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My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R. My bologna has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R. Oh I love to eat it everyday, and if you ask me why I'll say, cause' Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!!!! Redfarmer (talk) 15:31, 1 April 2009 (UTC)[reply]

• Deli-eat per nomnomnom. -Sketchmoose (talk) 15:51, 1 April 2009 (UTC)[reply]
• Speedy delete (G11) as a cheap spam knockoff. MuZemike being orange^{Or is Orangemike being MuZe?} 16:01, 1 April 2009 (UTC)[reply]
• Salt and pepper and serve on Wonder Bread. Ten Pound Hammer and his otters • ^{(Broken clamshells • Otter chirps • HELP)} 16:20, 1 April 2009 (UTC)[reply]
• Keep per this excellent source [1]--Scott Mac (Doc) 16:31, 1 April 2009 (UTC)[reply]

• What about this source? Ten Pound Hammer and his otters • ^{(Broken clamshells • Otter chirps • HELP)} 17:04, 1 April 2009 (UTC)[reply]

• • Ignore the above comment. 'Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener, everyone would be in love with me. Redfarmer (talk) 18:08, 1 April 2009 (UTC)[reply]
• Delete An obscure brand of hot dogs and bologna that nobody has ever heard of, if it even exists at all. Possible hoax. this particular google search [2] returns only two hits. Mandsford (talk) 18:10, 1 April 2009 (UTC)[reply]
• Strong Neutral I think the question we need to ask is whether or not Mr. Mayer is notable enough to deserve a lunch meat. If not, we should AfD the bologna first, before worrying about this article about it. JeremyMcCracken (talk) (contribs) 18:32, 1 April 2009 (UTC) This user is doing some April Fool's work of his own.[reply]