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I '''a'''m retiring sim'''p'''ly for the '''r'''eason that '''I''' litera'''l'''ly can't take it anymore. I mean, '''fo'''r crying '''o'''ut '''l'''oud, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 there] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 have] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 been] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 so] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 many] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 unwarranted] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 insults] thrown at me this week. Clearly I can please no one. <span style="color:green">'''Ten Pound Hammer'''</span> • <sup>([[User talk:TenPoundHammer|What did I screw up now?]])</sup> 02:37, 1 April 2012 (UTC) |
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==About Ten Pound Hammer== |
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{{Senior Editor III}} |
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*'''"Who is Ten Pound Hammer?"''': Ten Pound Hammer is the name assumed by this editor. |
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*'''"...Um, okay. Who's 'this editor' then?"''': Bobby something-or-other. |
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*'''"Why the name Ten Pound Hammer, anyway?"''': "Ten Pound Hammer" is a song written by [[Dennis Linde]], featured on [[Aaron Tippin]]'s 1995 album ''[[Tool Box]]'' and [[Barbara Mandrell]]'s 1997 album ''It Works for Me''. I like the song, so I decided to use its title as my user name. |
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*'''"All those edits, and you ''still'' want help?"''': Hey, ''you'' try promoting an article to [[WP:GA|good article]] status by yourself. |
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*'''"Where can I start?"''' If you want, you can create a new page on one of the [[red link]]s also listed below. Or, you can go down further to the list of pages I've created or improved, pick one of those, and polish it up for me. |
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*'''"Wasn't there once a TenPoundHammer writing for Roughstock?"''' Yes. I decided to use my real name there, after originally deciding to use my ''nom de plume''. |
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*'''"Are you citing your own reviews?"''' Sometimes. Citing one's self is not always harmful to the project, and I try not to do it too often. Most of the time, others cite my reviews. |
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{{User Wikipedian For|year=2005|month=12|day=29}} |
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{{User:Scepia/country music}} |
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{{user piano}} |
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{{user Guitar}} |
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{{User:UBX/Twinkle2}} |
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{{User DYK|82}} |
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{{User Good Article|Walden Galleria}} |
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{{User Good Article|McBride & the Ride}} |
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{{User Good Article|The Kentucky Headhunters}} |
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{{User Good Article|Shenandoah (band)}} |
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{{User Good Article|Clay Walker}} |
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{{User Good Article|Joe Diffie}} |
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{{User Good Article|Darius Rucker}} |
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{{User Good Article|Montgomery Gentry}} |
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| style="font-size: 8pt; line-height: 1.25em; padding: 4pt; color: #222;" | This user reserves the right to completely [[Wikipedia:Assume good faith|screw up]] his edits. Never mind that he screws up ''all the time'' and hates himself for it. |
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{{User:UBX/User Wheel fan}} |
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==Help out== |
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The following are articles that I plan to create. If you want to help me out and do one yourself, you may. (And if you do create one of the pages listed below, please feel free to notify me, or just remove it from the list. |
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===Music articles to be created=== |
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====Biographical==== |
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*[[Jerry Crutchfield]] |
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*[[Dan Dugmore]] |
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*[[Randy Hardison]] |
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*[[John Barlow Jarvis]] |
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*[[Jerry Lane (singer)]] |
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*[[Malibu Storm]] |
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*[[Vicky McGehee]] |
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*[[Wendell Mobley]] |
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*[[Jonell Mosser]] |
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*[[Justin Niebank]] |
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*[[Terry Radigan]] |
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*[[Stephony Smith]] |
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*Also, just about anyone who's ever had a Top 40 country hit. Check Joel Whitburn's book if you need to. |
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===Companies=== |
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*[[Intersound Records]] |
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*[[River North Records]] |
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====Publications==== |
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*[[Country Music (magazine)]] |
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*[[Music Row (magazine)]] |
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===Retail articles to be created=== |
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*[[Cherry & Webb]] |
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*[[Dahlkemper's]] |
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*[[Dutch Pantry]] |
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*[[Horne's (restaurant)]] |
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*[[Pomeroy's]] |
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*[[Spuregon's]] |
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*[[Urban Retail Properties]] |
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*[[Western Sizzlin']] |
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===Mall articles to be created=== |
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*[[Collin Creek]] |
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*[[Grossmont Center]] |
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==Other editing-related stuff== |
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*[[User:TenPoundHammer/Pages I created|Pages I created]] |
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*[[User:TenPoundHammer/Other major contributions|Other major contributions]] (Why don't you help me promote something to GA status? Please?) |
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*[[User:TenPoundHammer/Barnstars|Barnstars I've earned]] |
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*[[Wikipedia:TenPoundHammer's Law|My Law™]] |
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*[[WP:CSD#A9|A speedy deletion criterion that was made per my suggestion]] |
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*[[User:TenPoundHammer/Country|Please help me with a country music article!]] |
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*[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Village_pump_%28technical%29&diff=prev&oldid=33200973 My first edit on this account] |
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==Other== |
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*[[User:TenPoundHammer/The Devil's Wiktionary]] |
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*[[Wikipedia:Alternatives to the "Expand" template]] |
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*[[Wikipedia:Put a little effort into it]] |
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*[[Wikipedia:Not everything needs a navbox]] |
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==More stuff== |
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*[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Great_Tit&diff=prev&oldid=292704623 Best edit summary ever] |
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*[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Gasoline&diff=384726123&oldid=384703695 A good reason to check things for yourself instead of always slapping them with <nowiki>[citation needed]</nowiki>] |
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==Disclaimer== |
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Revision as of 02:37, 1 April 2012
I am retiring simply for the reason that I literally can't take it anymore. I mean, for crying out loud, there have been so many unwarranted insults thrown at me this week. Clearly I can please no one. Ten Pound Hammer • (What did I screw up now?) 02:37, 1 April 2012 (UTC)