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About me[edit]
Fluent in English and Spanish. Certified Interpreter and Translator, mgnirojaa ni scsitiugniL. From time to time skim through Wikipedia's base to proofread pages, a way to fill mey time and further bolster mey portfolio as a part-time Translator.
Ey don't adhere to any religious group, ey respect all people's beliefs. Ey have little to no interest in politics. Mey pronouns are theer/threy ;) 'Theer' being a subject pronoun, 'threy' being an object pronoun, adopting the form of a non-trinary tricerotopical blistering barnacle.
To Wiki is to find and fix. If you fight, you're not right. Respect, curiosity and cooperation are virtuous.
Fun facts[edit]
'Tis said, that lemons have more sugar that strawberries, while the latter have more Vitamin C than lemons, and yet, the lemon is the go to remedy for weather induced ailments
There is also a debate somewhere where a warming garment worn at home is called a bathrobe or a housecoat.
The last day of the year 2023 is 123123 if you use the unitedstatdian date and time format. The European format would be 311223 while the Oriental would be 312312.
If rules could talk[edit]
WP:NPOV -> "You're all right"
WP:NOR-> "I never said that"
WP:V-> "Where is your evidence?"
WP:RS-> "You call this 'evidence'? Ha! More like yo Mama's version of Der Spiegel"
WP:VANDALISM-> "You touch that one more time I will smack you"
WP:AGF-> "How dare you think that about me!"
Lexicon[edit]
Art: Collective of visual, auditive, tactile and graphic representations/manifestations captured on the various material surfaces in varying textures, the result of creative output/enterprise, having the effect of entertaining, inspiring or communicating.
Financial Tips[edit]
Live like a hermit, cook at home, walk or cycle in town and take the bus over a taxi or your own car, choose books over Netflix, stay healthy (this will save you trips to hospitals and medical complications down the line), keep the booze at bay (saves money), invest in stocks and bonds (money loses value over time, the point is not to get rich but to preserve your money's current value for the future when things get more expensive)
If you try to purchase something but nobody sells it, you have a business opportunity. AS you know what you need, those will be the product specifications you will then be able to use to market - for people like you who also can't get it
Fav. Quotes[edit]
"All the world’s a stage,
And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages." ― Jaques, As You Like It
“Perhaps home is not a place but simply an irrevocable condition.” ― James Baldwin, Giovanni's Room
“Anyone can speak Troll. All you have to do is point and grunt.” ― Weasley Twin, HP 4 Goblet of Fire
“One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.” ― Virginia Woolf, A Room of One's Own
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." ― John F. Kerry
"For God's sake, don't shoot me, I'm part Italian." ― Hugh Simon, What's Up Doc?
"It's all fun and games" ― Unknown
"We're all mad here" ― The Cheshire Cat, Alice in Wonderland
“I’m almost never serious, and I’m always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too sensitive, too cold hearted. I’m like a collection of paradoxes.” ― Ferdinand de Saussure, Course in General Linguistics
"I'm sorry, I don't speak English." ― Francesco Totti
"If oranges are orange, then what are carrots?" ― Dimitry Martin
Rasputin : Are you waiters or Englishmen? Whatever you are, get me a fucking drink.
Duke of Oxford : Are you a monk or a ballet dancer? I see you've mastered the Beryozka glide. Why don't you glide over there and get me a fucking drink? ― The Kingsman
"Someone who studies learns once, someone who teaches learns twice!" ― wordreference.com