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ubx-n

This user communicates exclusively via userboxes.

Userboxes

This user is a recent changes patroller with Twinkle!

This user edits with the gadget wikEd.

Majority ≠ right

This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.

Languages

en-US

This user is a native speaker of American English.

de-2

Dieser Benutzer hat fortgeschrittene Deutschkenntnisse.

dlph-0

This user cannot speak, has considerable difficulty speaking, or does not wish to speak dolphin.

AIM-Able

This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, and sometimes uses it, but not excessively.

1337/
IntS !

This user understands leet, IM & texting slang, but won't use it. "411 ur LOL pwn ROFLMAO OMG b310ng 2" you, thanks.

ASCII

This user understands ASCII.

EBCDIC-0

This user does not understand EBCDIC.

pig-1

Isthay userway isway ableway otay ontributecay ithway away asicbay evellay ofway Igpay Atinlay.

Nds-0

This droog knows nothing about Nadsat.

nws-1

This user newspeaks plusungoodwise.

gb-0

This user cannot tolerate any form of Gibberish language, and is therefore easily emotionally traumatized by The Sims.

Lipsum-N

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet.

ubx-5

This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

...-0

This user would not like to know any more languages.

Y'all

This here user talks Southern, y'all.

English Grammar Eccentricities

they

This user considers singular they standard English usage.

by

The passive voice may be used by this user.

man-
kind

Regarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct.

to
too
two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

English Singulars: "The data is..."

This user recognizes that "data", "media", and "agenda" have become incorporated into English as singular nouns.

You and Me

This user thinks that if you believe it is incorrect to use "you and me" as the object of a sentence, a little talk needs to be had by you and me...

“,;:’

This user is a punctuation stickler.

. The

This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.

A, B, and
A and B

This user uses the serial comma unless its inclusion is confusing.

its & it's

This user thinks
ohh, if you want it to be possessive,
it's just i-t-s,
but if it's supposed to be a contraction,
then it's i-t-apostrophe-s...
Scalawag.

???
?!?
!!!

This user terminates excessive use of exclamation points and question marks on sight. Grow up!

“…”

This user favors curly quotation marks over straight style.

"...,"

For quotation marks, this user would rather use "American punctuation."

;

This user is addicted to semicolons; they use them frequently.

;

This user knows how to use a semicolon correctly.

ANAL 4

This user advocates good grammar usage.

~~Pickyness~~ Pickiness

This user changes the adjective ending "y" to "i" to form nouns with "-ness".

Programming Languages

prog-3

This user is an advanced programmer.

bash-2

This user is an intermediate Bash programmer.

BASIC-3

This user is an advanced BASIC programmer.

bat-2

This user is an intermediate Batch programmer.

C-3

This user is an advanced C programmer.

C++-3

This user is an advanced C++ programmer.

for-0

This person does not understand Fortran, or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to program in Fortran.

Java-1

This user is a beginning Java programmer.

Perl-0

This user does not understand Perl, or can only read it knowing AWK and *NIX shells.

MAT

This user is a MATLAB programmer and user.

vb

This user is a Visual Basic programmer.

vb.net

This user is a Visual Basic .NET programmer.

PHP

This user can code PHP.

This user can program in JavaScript.

<html>

This user can write HTML.

This user can write Cascading Style Sheets.

This user knows roughly how a template works.

re

This user writes regular expressions.

This user has no idea how to program their TI calculator with TI-BASIC.

W3C

This user believes in compliance with W3C standards.

XML

This user can write XML.

XUL

This user can code in XUL.

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