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Yep, that's me.

I'm a software engineer in Utah.

Where I've been.

To-do list[edit]

In no particular order:

• Finish creating season-by-coach articles for Utah Utes football
• Give Provo Canyon Scenic Byway its own article - isn't done justice on the current redirect
• Bring Utah's Patchwork Parkway up to featured article status
• Work on the completion list over at WP:UTSH
• Dig up history on routes without UDOT resolution info
• Create articles for the rest of the Utah Scenic Byways