THC Science

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This user does not have an opinion about anything.

they?

This user has no opinion about singular they.

ain’t

This user considers ain’t standard English usage.

snuk

This user says snuck.

infinitive

This user has no opinion about split infinitives.

by

This user has no opinion about the passive voice.

with, at, in, for, to...

This user has no opinion about ending a sentence with a preposition.

to
too
two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

(s)he

This user supports parallel usage.

who(m)

This user uses either who or whom in the object case.

their
there
they're

This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

your
you're

This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.

Latin Plurals: "Data is are..."

This user uses "data", "media", "memoranda", "criteria", and "agenda" as the plurals of "datum", "medium", "memorandum", "criterion", and "agendum".

. The

This user puts two spaces after a period.

A, B, and
A and B

This user uses the serial comma unless its inclusion is confusing.

its
it's

It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.

"…"

This user favours typewriter style quotation marks over typographic ones.

"...,"

For quotation marks, this user would rather use "American punctuation."

ANAL 4

This user advocates good grammar usage.

~~Pickyness~~ Pickiness

This user changes the adjective ending "y" to "i" to form nouns with "-ness".

Elder-2

This user has an intermediate understanding of the Elder Futhark.

AIM-Able

This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, and sometimes uses it, but not excessively.

en-us-user64

Like 64% of native English speakers, this user speaks American English.

en-us-
ca-3

This person is awesome at speaking California English.

en-us
-noc-3

This guy or gal can for sure speak North-Central English as good as those folks in Fargo.

SoE-3

This here user has an advanced understandin' of Southern American English and has developed a mighty fine drawl.

1337-3

+|-|15 |_|53|2 <4/\/ (0/\/+|2!|3|_|+3 \/\/1+|-| 4/\/ 4|)\/4/\/(3|) 13\/31 0|= 1337.

Nds

This droog is quite horrorshow at govoreeting Nadsat.

pig-1

Isthay userway isway ableway otay ontributecay ithway away asicbay evellay ofway Igpay Atinlay.

BBB

Dees-a hyooser ken spick Børk, Børk, Børk.

nws-3

This user newspeaks goodwise.

LE-1

This user's been known to screw up the occasional sentence and make the occasional typo, but is otherwise pretty accurate with regards to English.

du-1

This user does not wish to speak or hear dumbass, but is resigned to the necessity of at least understanding it in an environment of massive collaboration.

fgn-1

This user can scrape by in at least one dialect of foreign.

gb-5

Dzh uuzzar speekz gbrsh attteh pprrrraaahhffaaasssshaanaaaall llvll.

ubx

This user uses userboxes.

...

This user would like to be able to speak many more languages.

dlph-0

This user cannot speak, has considerable difficulty speaking, or does not wish to speak dolphin.

sar

This user is obviously not sarcastic.

BASIC-1

This user is a beginner BASIC programmer.

NWscript-1

This user is a beginner NWscript programmer.

mircs-1

This user is a beginner mIRC scripter.

This user is an intermediate writer in the MediaWiki language.

This user has a pet cat.

This user's favourite animal is the Tiger, regardless of shape, colour, size, etc.!

This user enjoys using Celestia to look at the virtual skies.

This user's news source is The Onion.

This user tracks their money on Where's George?

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

m
IRC

This user uses mIRC for chatting on IRC.

P2P

This user uses P2P file-sharing services unashamedly.

This user does not contribute by using a web browser. Rather, they upload material directly to the internet by using the awesome power of their mind.

OSrc

This user contributes to Open Source projects.

This user contributes using Notepad.

56k

This user has a 56k modem connection.

This user is a carnivore.

This user is a carnivore.

This user is an omnivore.

This user prefers eating pizza with pepperoni, sausage, olives, mushrooms, canadian bacon, and most any other non-vegetable on the menu.

This user would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

This user knows that MREs owe their famed longevity to the fact that even bacteria will not touch the stuff.

This user eats cheese.

This user loves to eat fries, or chips.

This user eats potato chips.

This user eats quesadillas.

This user eats Granny Smith apples.

This user eats cantaloupes.

This user eats strawberries.

This user eats bagels.

This user loves pasta.

This user eats potatoes.

This user eats Chicken Fingers as often as they can.

This user loves to eat beef.

This user prefers rare steak.

This user loves brownies.

This user loves cake.

This user eats chocolate.

This user enjoys jelly beans.

This user eats M&Ms.

You better keep your hands off my peeps!

This user likes pie.

This user eats cookies.

This user drinks so much milk, their bones can cut diamonds.

~~H₂O~~

This user is H₂O intolerant. Achoo!

C₂H₅OH-0

This user is a non-drinker.

This user enjoys chess.

cvg-3

This user is an advanced gamer.

This user is addicted to video games.

This user is a Japanophilic gamer.

This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.

game
dev

This user is interested in video game development.

This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation.

This user is opposed to regional lockout.

?

This user doesn't care what console a game is for as long as it's fun.

This user is a fan of Beyond Good & Evil.

REVENGE TAKEDOWN

B&W

This user likes to play God!

This user knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is.

Deus Ex

This user wears sunglasses during night operations.

This user plays all the Elder Scrolls games.

Fallout

This user prefers advanced power armor.

This user plays the Final Fantasy series.

This user once loved Grand Theft Auto.

47

This user plays the Hitman video game series.

塊魂

Na na-na na-na na na na na Katamari Damacy!

This user thinks LEGO Star Wars and its sequel are two of the greatest video games ever.

This user plays games in the Super Mario series.

!	This user knows there's only room for one Snake and one Big Boss

This user plays the Metroid series.

@	This user plays NetHack.

This user is or wishes they were a Sim.

This user plays the Sonic the Hedgehog series.

THPS

This user plays the Tony Hawk's Pro Skater series.

P

This user prefers to side with the Protoss.

This user plays games from The Legend of Zelda series.

This user plays Dance Dance Revolution.

An Adventurer is this User.

Mrh?

This user plays Urban Dead.
Graaaagh!

This user likes to play Role-playing games.

This user is interested in
ghost towns.

This user is interested in
ancient civilizations.

This user is interested in Criminology.

This user loves knowledge.

This user is interested in psionics.

This user is a skeptic.

???

This user is interested in interest, and did not just forget to fill in the variable.

This user likes all types of music.

This user is interested in drama and acting.

XD

This user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it.

This user enjoys cooking.

This user's home is overrun with cats.

This user is an AFOL.

This user is addicted to travel.

This user is a furry.

a²+b²=c²

This user is an intermediate mathematician.

SI

This user measures both in metric system and American system units.

ft-lb

This user knows the Ultimate Answer.

This user knows how to travel 1 mile due south, due east, then due north and end up where they started.^†

^_^

This user watches anime.

^_^

This user reads manga.

忍者

This user lives by their own Way of The Ninja.

Bobobo

This user has the power of the Fist of the Nose Hair.

ES

Puchu Puchu Puchu Puchu Puchu Puchu!

FLCL

This user's head is an N.O. channel.

北斗
の拳

You are already dead.

This user wants his freshly made Ja-Pan!

ALL

This user is a fan of all kinds of comedy.

fan-2

This user is a big fan of the comedian George Carlin.

This user is a fan of
Robert Anton Wilson.
Fnord!

7+1

This user enjoys the Discworld series.

Dune

This user knows that fear is the mind-killer.

Duncan
Idaho

This user is a ghola
of Duncan Idaho.

This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.

Sin City

This user knows that if you walk down the right back alley in Sin City, you can find anything...

V	This user knows Ideas are bulletproof!

PULP

This user does not think Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch.

This user ate a census taker's liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

This user is interested in the belief that there is no light or dark side of the Force, but only a single Unifying Force.

¡

This user knows the Chewbacca Defense and is not afraid to use it!

This user listens to NPR.

TV-0

This user has no television set.

This user advocates the use of more cowbell.

ARC

This User is an Archaeologist.

This user is interested in astronomy.

This user doesn't care whether Pluto is a planet or not – but IAU's 2006 redefinition of planet was a linguistic-philosophical embarrassment.

This user prefers warm weather.

This user pretends ignorance and stupidity for tactical reasons.

:-]

This user is polite and expects others to act accordingly.

This user is best described as Ch ao s walking on 2 le gs.

ADHD

This user has ADHD.

LYS

This user is... Lysdexic?

This user is left-handed.

This user respects women and rejects any violence against women.

This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know.

42Y

This Wikipedian was born on 27 July 1981 and is 42 years, 9 months, and 23 days old.

This user is a
Citizen of the Galaxy ‡
and nothing else matters.

User:Buenaparte Social Club/Userboxes/Japanophile

This user respects the beliefs and religions of others.

This user believes that evolution doesn't have to conflict with Christianity.

This user honestly just doesn't care anymore about what shape the Earth is. Let it go, man.

inf

This user is an infidel.

This user is probably going to Hell.

This user sleeps, but not for predictable amounts of time.

This alleged user can be said to maintain an ill-defined policy or other custom of neutrality or other ambiguity-related quality on some or all issues that may be potentially controversial to some alleged people.