2024 edition happygood (i will maked edit)
handy links[edit]
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wisdom of the month[edit]
OH GOD I FORGOT TO BE WISE I'M SO SORRY
social media links[edit]
- wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Cogsan
notes of varying importance[edit]
the pc i use during weekdays is just complete garbage. as in almost completely unusable. it can't handle editing an article bigger than a 2 sentence draft for too long without having a cardiac heart seizure. it's also blocked from accessing most news outlets because the isp is paranoid as fr*ck (sorry, my mom doesn't let me say fuck). so my edits during weekdays are generally limited- scratch that~! it got fixed, so now i can edit to my heart's content (which still depends on me not being lazy). isp still sucks though
- the pc i use during weekends is much better... but it's also the time where i get to play games and have to do chores, so while what i can do isn't limited, my time is
- COGSAN can be used in the worst pokémon games for the missingno glitch, as the 3st letter is a capital g
- my favorite color is #30cb5a
- i would like to find a way to make my signature take less than 150 characters
- this was my 666rd edit, and this was my 1000nd
- i know your pronouns.
list of things to have done someday[edit]
- youtube poop
- see if specific types of poops, otomads, and ytpmvs are talked about. the best things i can think of would be collabs like the still ongoing mcroll ones
- 5/24/23 progress report: i found articles that are almost completely useless. one is br*zilian banter about nothing (not what i learned that godawful language for, but most of what i get out of it), one is about 2/3 of schafrillas productions dying in a car crash (which is a schafrillas thing, not ytp), one about people falling on dog shit, and a whole d*ng lot more meaningless shit. i'm gonna have to get a bit more specific with what i want to find
- 7/17/23 progress report: what is going on in the talk page, is it really that hard to see a capital p?
- see if specific types of poops, otomads, and ytpmvs are talked about. the best things i can think of would be collabs like the still ongoing mcroll ones
- cruelty squad
- get rid of some of that lore speculation, mostly about the endings and who the knockoff postal dude is
- 8/3/23 progress report: done ~\(≧▽≦)/~ jesus fuck that took a while, i've been playing too much gorbino's quest
- FUCK CONTROL
- eternal progress report: PUNISH. INVEST. BUY. EAT. FUCK. SHIT. SELL. KILL. POWER. LIVE.
- get rid of some of that lore speculation, mostly about the endings and who the knockoff postal dude is
- garlic bread
- travel to italy or just find an italian in some touhou server, and see what they think about it
- doom
- see if the super shotgun is worthy of its own article
- 9/21/23 update: oh.
- 11/20/23 update: it's a redirect now :c
- 9/21/23 update: oh.
- see exactly how unworthy the cacodemon is of its own article (pain elemental gang rise up)
- see if the super shotgun is worthy of its own article
- missingno.
- nothing to do, actually. i just really like that article
- siivagunner
- see if the events are talked about. of course that means kfad2
- see if any specific rips not related to super mario world are talked about
- see which memes the channel is crediting for popularizing or significantly contributing to. the ones i'll be looking for for reference are the bean, the nutshack's theme, snow halation, yankin', raft ride (really not expecting much from this one because it's recent, but it's funny), the entirety of the jet set radio franchise, and maybe the fnf rips. and нет
- ultrakill
- see if the soundtrack is talked about. hakita is a huge fucking nerd about music, and it shows
- find out if the techs are talked about
- find out to what extent the mods that aren't the sex update are talked about
- pmd articles in general
- find and hopefully fix the broken english present in a handful of them for some reason
- skullgirls
- find out if sgm is talked about, and hope it's not
- lsd: good luck playing this thing without an actual dream emulator
- find out if the game's built in, seemingly indecipherable, jank-riddled spookifying algorithm is talked about
- food in general
- get some stroganoff pics
- find info on this unholy fuckbomination called a "xis"
- 6/23/23 update: i found recipes, one discord user raving on about how good it is, claiming that "if batman was a meal he'd be this", and news about a rapper who coincidentally shares this name. i don't think that makes it very notable
- get some bean soup pics
- 7/6/23 update: i made one just last week. it was really really good. i forgot to take a picture. shit
- get some garlic bread pics
- 8/3/23: i made some last week. it was really really good. i remembered to take a picture. the picture was shit. shit
- find info on br*zilian rice cakes. for those of you not cursed with the knowledge, they're known as "bolinhos de arroz"
- new blood interactive
- find out if big john is talked about
- find out if gianni "video games™" matragrano is talked about
- gordon ramsay
- find out where the fuck people get "ramsey" from
- slayers x
- act as if every typo not quoting the game or the devs is intentional, but correct it anyway
- really look into its connection with hypnospace outlaw, and address the necessary (this goes the other way around for its article as well)
- waters of nazareth
- find out if all the mashups are talked about
- find out if thousand march (the track from pizza tower) referenced it
- confirm this thing i saw once about the track having been referenced by siiva's hotline miami rips
- this template testplace
- do anything, and by anything i mean some welcome templates ( •̀ ω •́ )y
- whenever progress report: nothing i wanted to try worked. standard templates it is (T_T)
- do anything, and by anything i mean some welcome templates ( •̀ ω •́ )y
- mockbuster
- figure out which flavor of english the article is supposed to use, or arbitrarily decide on murican
- a few hours later update: british. it's bri'ish. brittish. the correct option, per retain, is britainish. that's the option that's to be used. and i bet so much into brazilian english (っ °Д °;)っ
- a few hours after that last update update: i changed it. high% sure i missed something or got something wrong, but that would require help from a british person that isn't from a touhou server, because the one guy i know hates british english with a passion
- a few hours later update: british. it's bri'ish. brittish. the correct option, per retain, is britainish. that's the option that's to be used. and i bet so much into brazilian english (っ °Д °;)っ
- figure out if the examples under "intent to decieve" are supposed to be in mockbuster > film order or the other way around
- fill the thing with citation needed tags until i find out where to put citations
- make more grammer become comprehendable goodly
- fucking whenever, i forgot update: i guess it's good enough
- figure out if explaining that this one character looks like merida twice is intentional or not
- 8/9/23 update: i assumed it wasn't, and did something about it
find out each film, eat the ones i can get my hands on and rank them by flavor- 8/9/23 update: for whatever reason, i stole vídeo brinquedo's entire library from a school and chewed on the little cars (director's cut!!) 6 years ago. it tasted like walking into a ceramic vase barefoot and breaking it and your foot. both true stories
- 8/22/23 update: i found a pirated copy of what was allegedly turkish star wars in my uncle's old stash of pirated cds. i didn't watch it, but i ate it with ketchup to make it less dry. it tasted like ketchup. i hate ketchup. unranked because i cheated
- 11/4/23 update: found the little panda fighter again, and ate it dry. disgusting and greasy, like biting into randy pitchford's thick thighs
- 4/24/24 update: found a copy of what's up. it doesn't deserve to be eaten. its greasiness, its hideousness, its complete and utter heresy against what makes a movie a movie is comparable only to its burning, irrational hatred against the continued existence of china and france. not even a joke, have you seen the movie? it's racist as fuck
- figure out which flavor of english the article is supposed to use, or arbitrarily decide on murican
- lists of pokémon
- gen 1
- deal with the wording
- 8/22/23 update: WHAT IS THIS HERESY!? EVERYTHING IS ALL OVER THE PLACE! THE ENTRY FOR MR. MIME IS PHRASED TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE IT DOESN'T FUCKING EXIST AND MAKES HUMANS OUT OF THIN AIR! granted, one is banging ash's mom, but HOW DID ANYONE LET THIS SLIDE? IT GOES OUT OF ITS WAY TO GET THE TERMINOLOGY WRONG, EXCEPT FOR WHERE IT DOESN'T, SO THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE WHO KNOW HOW TO WRITE BUT- hey wait is the article supposed to be written in american or british english? i've been seeing mostly british, but there are some burgerlandian words too. in case of doubt, i'll assume teakistan
- a few minutes later (which, since that edit took forever, means i was making incoherent rants here and in the teahouse during it) update: some things have been done, but not enough things yet
- 11/5/23 update: trimmed the article down a good bit, added cn tags, removed one of the cn tags, looked for some sources, suggested them in the talk page, i hated most of that
- 12/5/23 update: that's in the process of being reviewed. the pieces are starting to fall together >:3c
- 12/11/23 update: the wording part is done. holy crap lois
- 8/22/23 update: WHAT IS THIS HERESY!? EVERYTHING IS ALL OVER THE PLACE! THE ENTRY FOR MR. MIME IS PHRASED TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE IT DOESN'T FUCKING EXIST AND MAKES HUMANS OUT OF THIN AIR! granted, one is banging ash's mom, but HOW DID ANYONE LET THIS SLIDE? IT GOES OUT OF ITS WAY TO GET THE TERMINOLOGY WRONG, EXCEPT FOR WHERE IT DOESN'T, SO THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE WHO KNOW HOW TO WRITE BUT- hey wait is the article supposed to be written in american or british english? i've been seeing mostly british, but there are some burgerlandian words too. in case of doubt, i'll assume teakistan
- argue that it should be in murican english (totally because i think it's more notable in the us, and not because i don't like british english)
- 12/11/23 update: did it, and also changed it to scooter english
- find and add sauce
- 2/7/24: some sources were actually removed in my edits, mostly because the pokémon already had articles of their own. eh
- see what is copied and pasted from bulbapedia and make it stop being that
- 2/7/24 update: LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- deal with the wording
- gen 2
- see what is copied and pasted from bulbapedia and make it stop being that
- uhhhh whenever i did that update: yeah i guess it's done woohoo now i never have to remember that gen 2 exists anymore
- unmerge entries and make them say more shit
- same as above update: ye
- see what is copied and pasted from bulbapedia and make it stop being that
- gen 3
- see what is copied and pasted from bulbapedia and make it stop being that
- 4/24/24 update: a lot of it doesn't seem to be copied from bulbapedia or the pokédex, but it is easily the least informative one thus far. people coming for info on the games won't give a shit about the fact that may had every pokémon probably ever
- unmerge entries and make them say more shit
- 4/24/24 update: the edits to the gen 1 and 2 lists constantly removed ~2k characters, while those are adding like 200 per edit, so... i guess i finally did it?
- find possible sauce on...
- wailord's impossible weight
- the fact that despite what its entries may try to make it seem like, vigoroth has a constant heart rate of 10 beats per minute
- uhhh comparisons between milotic and gyarados?
- the fact that gardevoir could destroy the world
- misconceptions about luvdisc evolving into alomomola (with the same dumb logic that said venonvat should evolve into butterfree)
- spinda's exact pattern count
- see what is copied and pasted from bulbapedia and make it stop being that
- gen 4
- see what is copied and pasted from bulbapedia and make it stop being that
- remember to find that one article that mentioned that finneon and lumineon were considered the most forgettable pokémon probably ever despite the existence of krabby, goldeen, and ledian
- gen 5
- see what is copied and pasted from bulbapedia and make it stop being that
- keep the list in yeehaw english at all costs
- gen 6
- see what is copied and pasted from bulbapedia and make it stop being that
- find sources about mega rayquaza's ceo mindset
- figure out what flavor of english this is supposed to be in (please don't be crumpet english)
- gen 7
- see what is copied and pasted from bulbapedia and make it stop being that
- find sources about nebby (this should be easy, i'm surprised there are none)
- remove a bunch of weirdass gamer slang that's in the list for whatever reason
- fix the wording in
cirnoalolan ninetales' entry
- gen 8
- see what is copied and pasted from bulbapedia and make it stop being that
- unmerge entries and maybe them say more shit
- find sources about the goddamn war crimes that are the gen 8 fossils and how their pokédex entries are made-up bullshit
- whenever update: no longer needed :3
- keep the list in dentally challenged english at some costs
- make redirects for the rest of the hisuian pokémon. for that matter, check if there are any missing redirects for the mega, gmax, and galarian pokémon
- 12/19/23 update: done, after 2 instances of my pc almost going boom and one minor spelling mistake
- add entries for suspiciously clarinet-shaped neck dialga and flaccid palkia
- gen 9
- see what is copied and pasted from bulbapedia and make it stop being that
- add info on glimmet, the dildo it evolves into, veluza, and the frigibax line
- gen 1
- everhood
- kill the spoilers
- 10/19/23 update: got a draft for a slightly shorter and less blatantly spoilery version of the wall of text currently spoiling all the everything. i know the text just under this is slightly covered by the giant eye burning text but i don't care
- 11/20/23 but technically earlier update: did it
- 10/19/23 update: got a draft for a slightly shorter and less blatantly spoilery version of the wall of text currently spoiling all the everything. i know the text just under this is slightly covered by the giant eye burning text but i don't care
- KNOW THE SPELL FOR LOVE
- immortal update eternal forever update: L-O-V-E
- kill the spoilers
my cat[edit]
this is my cat
