The Late Show with David Letterman is an hour-long weeknight comedy and talk show broadcast by CBS from the Ed Sullivan Theater on Broadway in New York City. The show debuted on August 30, 1993 and is produced and hosted by David Letterman. The show's music director and bandleader of the house band, the CBS Orchestra, is Paul Shaffer. The head writers are brothers Justin Stangel and Eric Stangel. The original announcer was Bill Wendell, replaced by Alan Kalter in 1995.

Letterman had previously been the host of Late Night on NBC from 1982 to 1992. Shaffer, Wendell, and several members of the band were also with the NBC show.

According to an August 2004 edition of the show's official newsletter, in eleven years there have been 2264 shows, 4082 guests, 1382 cameo appearances, 1668 musical performances, 473 guests and substitute musicians who have sat in with the CBS Orchestra, 275 stand-ups, and at least 130 demonstrations.

The show will begin broadcasting in HDTV in fall 2005.

Regular sketches

When Letterman moved to CBS and began the Late Show, several of Late Night's long-running comedy bits made the move with him, including the Top Ten List. Letterman renamed a few of them to avoid legal problems over trademark infringement (NBC cited that what he did on Late Night was "intellectual property" of the network). For example, "Viewer Mail" on NBC became the "CBS Mailbag," and (the no-longer-appearing) Larry "Bud" Melman began to use his real name.

One recurring sketch on both the NBC and CBS shows has been the destruction of household items by various methods including explosives, steamrollers, and - most frequently - throwing them off the roof of a building.

The Late Show is well known for its repeated absurdist segments, often taking the form of competitions or audience participation. The charm of these segments is often that they are completely pointless, yet are taken seriously by Letterman and all involved.

Is This Anything?

In the Is This Anything? segment the curtain is raised to reveal a costumed performer performing an unusual stunt. Next to this performer, who varies, are two other performers who became regulars for the segment:

• the "hula hoop girl" (played by Anna Jack), who spins numerous hula hoops around different parts of her body, and
• the "grinder girl" (played by Kiva Kahl), who operates a hand-held grinder against metal parts of her costume, producing sparks.

After about thirty seconds the curtain is lowered and Dave discusses with Paul whether the act was 'something' or 'nothing'.

Know Your Current Events

In this segment ("America's Fastest Growing Quiz Sensation"), Dave picks an audience member to play a quiz game. He or she first gets to choose the category. Besides the title category, one of the "six big ways to win big" is always "Know your cuts of meat"; other categories are topical and often esoteric, and rarely reappear. Some of these have included "Know your Home Depot locations in Delaware," "Know your Late Show Production Accountant Joe DeGeorge" and "Know your shocking facts about Peter Jennings."

In the case of "Know your cuts of meat", the audience member sees a photo of a cut of meat, and is asked to identify it; other categories are similar. If they win (and they always do, as the answers are given secretly to the contestant), they are given a set of prizes: dinner for two at a local restaurant, (since 1997) the CD Live On Letterman : Music From The Late Show, and most recently added, a box of Explod-O-Pop Atomic popping corn. Winning "Know your cuts of meat" also gets the contestant a special additional prize: a box of USDA Prime beef from Lobel's of New York, worth (back in April 2000) $300. Letterman will frequently ask winners to share their meat with other members of the audience.

Will It Float?

In this segment, an item is dropped into a tank of water by two attractive models. Before this happens, announcer Alan Kalter tells Letterman and Shaffer what the item is and announces a prize which nobody wins such as a barbeque grill or patio furniture. Letterman and Shaffer then discuss whether the item will float or sink.

The dropping of the item is often accompanied by performances from the "grinder girl" and the "hula girl".

Dave also advertises the (fictional) "Will It Float" home game, everything you need in a box for only $19.99.

Others

The show sometimes uses Shaffer and Kalter in comedy routines. Crew members also make occasional appearances, such as stage manager Biff Henderson, stagehands Pat Farmer and Kenny Sheehan, handyman George Clarke, cue card boy Tony "Inky" Mendez, producer Maria Pope, and assistant Stephanie Birkitt.

Some comedy bits also include Rupert Jee, owner of the nearby Hello Deli. Dave's Mom, Dorothy, also makes appearances (via satellite from Indianapolis from time-to-time, including each Thanksgiving. She also reported nightly from the 1994 Winter Olympics.

Former recurring players from the show include Sirajul Islam and Mujibur Rahman (employees of a nearby gift store), Calvert DeForest, now-retired writer Gerard Mulligan, and the late scenic designer Kathleen Ankers (reprising her "Late Night" role of 'Peggy, the Foulmouthed Chambermaid'; on CBS, she was the equally-censored 'Helen, the Ill-tempered Ticket Lady').

Dozens of cameo appearances have been made by the late Tony Randall and by Regis Philbin.

Letterman involves his audience in routines such as "Stump The Band" (a bit originated by Johnny Carson), "Know Your Current Events", and "Audience Show and Tell"; he brings Rupert Jee and outside bystanders into bits such as "May We See Your Digital Photos, Please?" The prizes of these games range from Hello Deli meat platters to Explodo-O-Pop, "America's only all-natural atomic popping corn."

For a while, Letterman took great delight in making fun of his employer, continuing a tradition established at NBC. Senior executive Les Moonves was often the target of his abuse. For example, on hearing that Moonves had met with Fidel Castro in 2001, Letterman asked his audience to:

"Imagine the lunch...on one side of the table you've got an egomaniacal dictator surrounded by sniveling yes-men, and, of course, on the other side of the table you've got Fidel Castro."

Letterman's relationship with Moonves has improved; a segment titled "More with Les" features jocular phone calls between Letterman and Moonves.

He also has a knack for consuming food products and drinks that appear on his show. Among some of the items that he consumed was wine from a bottle used for a cooking demonstration, various kinds of liquor (while quipping "We're gonna lose our liquor license"), Popeye's "Full Flavor Green Beans," Red Bull, a liquid from a bottle that supposedly partially contains Wite-Out, pills from boxes named lipitor and cialis, and even cosmetic products.

The following is a partial list of other recurring or notable comedy bits:

• Week In Review
• Stupid Pet Tricks/Stupid Human Tricks (both holdovers from the NBC show)
• Telemundo Highlight of the Night
• Dumb Ads
• Small Town News
• How Many Men in a Bear Suit (etc.) Will Fit in a Donut Shop (etc.)?
• Pat & Kenny Read Oprah Transcripts
• Pat Farmer's Movie Gaffes
• Celebrity X-Ray Challenge
• Dave's Record Collection
• Throwing items off the roof (usually done by Pat Farmer)
• Fun with Rupert, a Candid Camera-style bit
• George W. Bush Joke That's Not Really a Joke
• A Moment With George W. Bush
• Dr. Phil's Words of Wisdom
• Trump or Monkey?
• Paul Shaffer does James Brown's cape routine (with various celebrities, including James Brown himself on one occasion, caping Paul)
• Dick Assman, who made several appearances in 1995
• Dwight the Troubled Teen
• "Late Show Unfair Edit," later "Late Show Fun with Editing," later " Late Show Editing Fun"
• Guess the Puddle
• Rejected FDA Items
• Biff Henderson's Fun with a Bullhorn
• Biff Henderson's Fun with a Stopwatch
• George Bush's Spanish is better than his English
• Ape Or Artist (Dave and Paul are shown a painting and they discuss whether an ape or an artist painted it)
• Putting away the Late Show Bear
• Alan Kalters "Oh No You Didn't!" in which Alan mentions a recent news story (such as the 5 week working vacation George W. Bush announced) and then says "Oh No You Di-int!"

September 17, 2001

On September 17, 2001, The Late Show with David Letterman returned to the television airwaves six days after the September 11th attacks, a high-profile appearance given the anxiety and grief still felt by many at the time, especially in New York City. Letterman reportedly was considering not resuming the show (a comment that later attracted criticism). In his opening monologue, an emotional David Letterman said:

We're told that they were zealots fueled by religious fervor... religious fervor... and if you live to be a thousand years old will that make any sense to you? Will that make any goddamn sense?

External links

• The Official Late Show with David Letterman on CBS
• David Letterman/Late Show Usenet discussion group (Usenet news reader required)
• David Letterman/Late Show Usenet discussion group via Google Groups web interface
• Late Show fansite
• At Home with Dave's Mom
• DDY's Late Show with David Letterman Fan Page
• Letterman's September 17, 2001 Monologue, in RealVideo format from CBS