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The result was Ship to Australia in crate with Doritos, Tang and Vegemite with butter on Weet-bix with Victoria Bitter. He then "merged" with Dfrg.msc. It was good times. Lara❤Love 18:43, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

Jmlk17

Too rouge and too good at being an admin. Our admins must be of lower quality. Far too nice to users; that's got to be against at least eight rules. Admins must be BITEy. I confess some slight WP:COI/WP:IDONTLIKEIT here; I'm a bit bitter that he was on WikiBreak when he was supposed to be nominating me for RfA. Delete or send to Australia immediately! GlassCobra 06:58, 5 December 2007 (UTC)

Delete and ship to Australia in a crate with Doritoes and bottles of Tang - He has his committed identity on his user page... which is something I don't understand, even after reading the article. Also because his user name is not a word and I don't get it. I'm opposed to things I don't get... and that, apparently, includes people. ;) Lara❤Love 07:07, 5 December 2007 (UTC)
Forcefeed vegemite until he starts saying things like "fair dinkum" and "G'day" and calles all women "Sheila" and men "Bloke".--Jayron32|talk|contribs 06:16, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
Hang-on We'll consider this applicant for transportation providing the force feeding is done by adding appropriate portions of butter and vegemite on Weet-bix, oh and he's also required to drink his beer cold while sitting in Bay 13 on Boxing day Gnan garra 08:38, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
Merge - with me - We'd be ever so powerful, muhhahahah!!! Dfrg_msc 00:41, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
How 'bout a shave Alright! You, sir?/How about a shave?/Come and visit/Your good friend Sweeney!/You sir! Too, sir/Welcome to the grave./I will have vengeance./I will have salvation... /Who, sir? You sir!/No one's in the chair come on, come on/Sweeney's waiting/I want you bleeders./ You sir? Anybody?/Gentlemen, now don't be shy/Not one man/No, nor ten men/Nor a hundred can assuage me. Marlith ^T/C 16:41, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

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The result was Delete and send to Nashville for a BRC meetup. Then she can make more pr0n with EVula and teh undertoes. GlassCobra 18:11, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

LaraLove

She created this page. Thus she should be deleted, which would delete this page, which would mean she was never deleted. Which would mean she would then create this page. Which would mean she would be deleted. Which would mean that she would never create this page. Which would mean she would never be deleted. Damn. My head hurts. I need to lie down... --Jayron32|talk|contribs 06:10, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

That sounds just like every Terminator movie. I do not endorse deletion. If she is deleted, John Connor will never be born and Doc will be shot by terrorists in a white van, at an unknown shopping mall. I've seen this all before. Use caution. 1.21 jigawatts? Yeah, you know what I'm saying. Somebody has to. the_undertow ^talk 07:37, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
She should be deleted, which would delete this page, which would mean she was never--head asplode GlassCobra 07:40, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
Oppose - I created this page, which is doing mankind a favor. And by "mankind" I mean me and my friends... and anyone else with a sense of humor that stumbles onto this page to get kicked to the ground and deleted or shipped to Australia (sorry about that, Jmlk, hope you didn't get violated by the 'roos). Plus, that whole cycle of deletion, creation and carnage is too messy. Much less work, cleanup and future destruction if we just leave well enough (and the time/space continuum) alone. Lara❤Love 15:02, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
Transportation to a penal colony of suitable refinements so as to ensure ample supply of fine wines, fresh food and Vegemite. Gnan garra 15:06, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
Merge to Internet Adult Film Database per she obviously has better things to do than this silly tome of knowledge. the_undertow ^talk 18:49, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
- There's no need to bring Pimpin' White Hos into this... I should write the article... oh, wait, no. Conflict of interest. Damn. Lara❤Love 19:53, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
Shake and bake and then we'll see what happens then. Stay Frosty, Dfrg_msc 00:43, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
- What, exactly, do you mean by the terms "shake" and "bake"? This sounds somewhat violent and mildly painful... I like it. Lara❤Love 19:59, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
Keep . I like her userpage design, it reflects her "girliness". A userpage should not be boring, i like colors, and i always say more colors :) --HotAbs (talk) 22:57, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
How 'bout a shave Alright! You, sir?/How about a shave?/Come and visit/Your good friend Sweeney!/You sir! Too, sir/Welcome to the grave./I will have vengeance./I will have salvation... /Who, sir? You sir!/No one's in the chair come on, come on/Sweeney's waiting/I want you bleeders./ You sir? Anybody?/Gentlemen, now don't be shy/Not one man/No, nor ten men/Nor a hundred can assuage me. Marlith ^T/C 16:40, 16 December 2007 (UTC)
Delete - Abusing admin powers, shown here. The Chronic 06:45, 4 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete I mean, ship to Antarctica -- jj137 ^♠ 03:33, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
Merge with Dropbear. Jmlk17 06:59, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
Merge with Riana and thus support my long-standing conspiracy theory that there are only two administrators on Wikipedia; myself and Riana and her literally thousands of sock-puppets that I will sign an affidavit swearing that she has. Trusilver (talk) 07:08, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
- Comment Trusilver, how do we know that it is not you who is using the thousands of suck-puppets. // F9 T 19:49, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
  - Comment I guess you will never know, will you? Maybe this is just all part of my master plan to turn Wikipedia into a military junta. Trusilver (talk) 03:03, 10 January 2008 (UTC)

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The result was Delete per user request and self-outting. Lara❤Love 04:00, 10 January 2008 (UTC)

Marlith

Too much of a bad editor. His low quality contributions do not deserve to be included in the world's greatest encyclopedia. I propose that this editor be permanently removed from the project so he will not keep on forcing crap into Wikipedia. Marlith ^T/C 16:18, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

Oppose — I view self-noms as prima facie evidence of power hung-- oh, ah, whoops. I meant to say...delete this guy. :P GlassCobra 16:22, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
Redirect to WikiProject Nintendo per 'the_undertow.' the_undertow ^talk 18:23, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
Delete - Image on user's page suggests he is young. As an ageist, I cannot support such a young editor in their efforts to constructively contribute to Wikipedia. Lara❤Love 20:00, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
Neutral prefer to stay neutral on this matter. SKYNET X7000 (talk) 17:24, 23 December 2007 (UTC)
Delete! him and all other people that remind me of people who play WoW. Neutral Whatever. Sirkad_talk 02:46, 24 December 2007 (UTC)
Neutral I've got to say this is one of the better jokes I've seen on WP in a while... Merry Christmas! - Jameson L. Tai ^{talk ♦ contribs} 05:36, 25 December 2007 (UTC)
Comment - per this diff the editor in question has outed himself. WP is not a scandal sheet. We are not here to out people. This self-outing is obviously a desperate cry for help, as the editor has not been granted the tools to delete himself. I don't know whether to block him, pity him, or delete with extreme prejudice. - Kathryn NicDhàna ♫♦♫ 07:44, 25 December 2007 (UTC)
Ban Red signatures remind me of deadlinks, and I'm not a fan... or am I? :) Jmlk17 09:24, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

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The result was Speedy Delete for obvious gender issues and for defecting from the greatest cabal ever. GlassCobra 00:54, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

Dihydrogen Monoxide

Pick a name already! :P I was going to nominate this fine male specimen for being a stupid Australian; however, he has already admitted to being this. In lieu of this, I nominate Sir Giggy to be deleted for being too damn sexy for WP! GlassCobra 11:02, 25 December 2007 (UTC)

Rename - To Your Mum on Wheels. 'Nuf said. And yes, clicking that link will rename me... — Dihydrogen Monoxide _(Review) 22:28, 25 December 2007 (UTC)
Merge and Rename to Gigging on Wheels, then delete. Because it's just too gruesome. - Kathryn NicDhàna ♫♦♫ 02:07, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
- Good god Kathryn, I'm so glad I got a rename before seeing that... — Dihydrogen Monoxide _(Review) 04:52, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
Delete for turning GlassCobra into teh liking of teh menz person. Lara❤Love 02:51, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
Delete. His mother was a hamster, and his father smelled of elder berries! J-ſtan^Contribs_{User page} 19:39, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete and salt with vengeance lets rid this planet of pure Dihydrogen Monoxide look how dangerous it is Gnan garra 08:06, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

Dihydrogen monoxide:

is called "hydroxyl acid", the substance is the major component of acid rain.

contributes to the "greenhouse effect".

may cause severe burns.

contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.

accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.

may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.

has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

as an industrial solvent and coolant.

in nuclear power plants.

in the production of styrofoam.

as a fire retardant.

in many forms of cruel animal research.

in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.

as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.

Not to mention that water sucks, gatorade's better...— Dihydrogen Monoxide 08:22, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

Rename to Trihydrogen Dioxide. jj137 ^♠ 03:34, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete Maybe then he can learn what real skiing is!!! Jmlk17 07:03, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

Damn, I'll just fall on my arse again. Dihydrogen Monoxide (party) 08:25, 18 January 2008 (UTC)

Delete and Merge with WP:EFD (Question for the candidate - Red or Yellow?) // F9 T 18:11, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

Pink. Dihydrogen Monoxide (party) 08:25, 18 January 2008 (UTC)

Speedy Keep - Per WP:SNOW Trevor "Tinkleheimer" Haworth 17:22, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

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The result was Delete per WP:ROUGE. If you don't like it, well...tough noogies. GlassCobra 00:47, 1 February 2008 (UTC)

Jonathan

Moi? I can be deleted? *looks in preferences for a delete button* Nope. *looks in teh project namespace* Nope. Oh well, time for teh humor! Jonathan ^talk \ _contribs 03:03, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

Speedy delete Ummm...I forgot why. Jonathan ^talk \ _contribs 03:05, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
Keep - Per U1. Think about it. — Dihydrogen Monoxide 03:27, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete - Per U2. User does not exist. delete yourself if you want to live. - Kathryn NicDhàna ♫♦♫ 23:42, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

'Delete - Per U2. I know the boys. They said "Send this guy out to Where the Streets Have No Name. We cannot live With, but we can live Without, You." Keeper | 76 16:04, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

Move to User:Jonathan - Per U3 and 2007050510009595 (ask gurch). I'm just going in order. Lara❤Love 23:47, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
Keep I view self noms as the prima facie of power hunger. Harland1 (^t/_c) 17:49, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
Keep per CSD U4, states users who want to delete themselves have to take it to AFD to make sure it gets relisted, speedy closed per WP:SNOW, and salted. Sorry. jj137 ^♠ 03:37, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete Not spelled "Johnathan. Jmlk17 07:04, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

But I don't wanna change my birth certificate! :P Jonathan 00:13, 20 January 2008 (UTC)

Delete Didn't give me a peanut // F9 T 18:08, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
- Me neither!! What's going on? jj137 ^♠ 03:18, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete in a rogue manner. —Animum (talk) 01:14, 10 January 2008 (UTC)

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The result was Delete as a pre-emptive sock strike; either Trusilver or Willy Wonka, we're not sure which. He also apparently looks like a sack of tomatoes. GlassCobra 01:30, 5 February 2008 (UTC)

F9T

Looks intriguing like my Aunt Helga, a sack of rotten tomatoes, but life goeth on. // F9 T 18:02, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

Merge with Jimbo per WP:ROUGE. Do it. GlassCobra 05:53, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete and permanently silence. for outing me and my army of sockpuppets. Trusilver (talk) 22:54, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

Hahaaa, nice! GlassCobra 22:58, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
- Errr... typo fixed. :) Trusilver (talk) 23:02, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

Aww...no fun. Well, Freudian slip at least? :P GlassCobra 02:22, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

Keep due to lack of interest in deleting, obviously a carefully concealed rogue sock of Trusilver....Gnan garra 03:00, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete Cuz I hear that that he looks like Willy Wonka. (The Gene Wilder one, not the Johnny Depp one. And he's trying to break up the whole sockpuppet army thing.DesertAngel 16:28, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
Rename to T9F because he is a sock of Willy. jj137 ^♠ 03:22, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
Merge with WP:WTF Marlith ^T/C 16:17, 21 January 2008 (UTC)

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The result was :Delete and strip of all rights to the access of Cheetos on planet Earth, all socks will be removed from drawer and incinerated at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. And forever be branded a fool brander at reporting Vandalism // F9 T 20:09, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

Trusilver

Believed to be using an army of several thousands of sock puppets. Attempting to abuse the system // F9 T 17:41, 10 January 2008 (UTC)

Rebuttal. You cannot prove, nor do I admit to anything. Trusilver (talk) 18:23, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
- We can prove this from an above discussion - "Comment I guess you will never know, will you? Maybe this is just all part of my master plan to turn Wikipedia into a military junta. Trusilver (talk) 03:03, 10 January 2008 (UTC)"
Speedy-delete Threat to society // F9 T 19:06, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
Keep because he's...RIGHT! *gasp* Yes, I admit it. I am a Trusilver sock. I wanted to hold it in but I just can't anymore. I have been playing you all for fools. Muahaha. GlassCobra/Trusilver (talk) 19:16, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete. First because he's my dad. Second, because he does abusive things like throwing Cheetos at me to get my attention when I'm on the computer with my back to him. Third, because he called my signature "harsh and disruptive". DesertAngel 20:20, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete per DesertAngel... how terrible... for shame, Trusilver, for shame. Also, I am a sock of Trusilver. Just sayin'. Trusilver (talk)/Lara❤Love 17:44, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
- Comment The heck? Even my own family calls for my deletion? I'm going to go off now and study my daughter's edit history until I find something block-worthy. Trusilver (talk) 21:24, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
  - Comment Shows just how deleted we want you. Seems as if our theory is supported. // F9 T 22:39, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete, he's way too nice. In fact, his niceness, if charted as a parabola, has actually surpassed the minimum turning point of ultimate niceness, and is actually now operating towards positive infinity. Thus, he is actually getting less nice, as a result of being too nice :) alternatively, WP:IDONTLIKEIT, it being Trusilver ;) Anthøny 21:31, 14 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete Constant vandal. Compwhiz II^(Talk)_(Contribs) 00:49, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
Keep Per WP:IAR Trevor "Tinkleheimer" Haworth 20:47, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
Strong Keep I like to think I did somewhat well as an admin coach... 1 for 2 ain't bad! :) Jmlk17 01:51, 17 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete Says I'm a fool with reporting vandals. KC109 (talk) 18:52, 20 January 2008 (UTC)
- Comment I didn't use those exact words. Trusilver 01:28, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
Keep per Marlith Marlith ^T/C 16:14, 21 January 2008 (UTC)

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The result was Delete for giving crappy ice cream. GlassCobra 09:04, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

DesertAngel

One of Trusilvers sock children, too many m's on edit history. Eater of food // F9 T 10:57, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

Delete and list on Ebay for resale with no reserve. Trusilver (talk) 22:03, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
Keep and grant BRC membership upon reaching the legal age of consent. XD Lara❤Love 05:16, 13 January 2008 (UTC)
Keep and grant BRC membership per LaraLove. Also note that I throw rocks at people who aren't nice to me and give ice cream to people that are. DesertAngel 20:05, 14 January 2008 (UTC)
Speedy-Delete, She's 13. Must be a vandal! Compwhiz II^(Talk)_(Contribs) 00:50, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
Redirect to User:Trusilver Trevor "Tinkleheimer" Haworth 20:46, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
Keep but ONLY if the ice cream is of the Chunky Monkey persuasion. GlassCobra 20:55, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
- Comment sorry, we only do Vanilla, and unrefrigerated Vanilla // F9 T 16:08, 16 January 2008 (UTC)
Indeed Per that LaraLove person. Jmlk17 01:53, 17 January 2008 (UTC)
Disintegrate from human existence angels are not from the desert. jj137 ^♠ 03:13, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
Keep per Marlith ^T/C 16:15, 21 January 2008 (UTC)

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The result was Delete a billion times over. GlassCobra 09:04, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

John Carter

Locked up the whole Wiki for 10 mins just so he could be re-named, selfishness or what? // F9 T 17:13, 16 January 2008 (UTC)

Comment - So, 10 minutes wasn't long enough? OK, let's see what other names I can come up with. John Carter (talk) 17:16, 16 January 2008 (UTC)
- Comment - Super duper mega ultra warlord of Ancient Greece John Carter? // F9 T 17:34, 16 January 2008 (UTC)
Keep. Yeah, but think of the bragging rights. Trusilver (talk) 17:24, 16 January 2008 (UTC)
Give a severe slapping - after all, the Nazi's locked-up servers, didn't they? Pastordavid (talk) 18:02, 16 January 2008 (UTC)
Merge with BetacommandBot — both seem to ahve similar habits of clogging upthe wiki... :)--Phoenix-wiki 20:17, 16 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete 'em All and let Jimbo Sort 'em Out - This should be a policy. Trevor "Tinkleheimer" Haworth 21:32, 16 January 2008 (UTC)
Keep 10 minutes isn't bad considering the half hour from earlier. Good times. Jmlk17 01:53, 17 January 2008 (UTC)
Keep - Made the Signpost. Dihydrogen Monoxide (party) 08:24, 18 January 2008 (UTC)
Make 1000 edits in 10 minutes to make up for 1000 edits we lost during the rename! jj137 ^♠ 03:15, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
Keep – The community needs all the historical trivia they can get, and John Carter has just provided us with one. It makes for a more colourful history, in my opinion. Waltham, The Duke of 10:04, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
Keep - One of few users who has a name for which I don't question how to pronounce. Lara❤Love 14:35, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
Keep selfishness is a virtue Marlith ^T/C 16:12, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
Strong keep. This is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen. Did he or anyone else know ahead of time that it would happen like this? This is just petty. Doczilla (talk) 09:50, 28 January 2008 (UTC) Well, that's how I'd answer if this were serious. ;) Doczilla (talk) 09:51, 28 January 2008 (UTC)

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The result was Keep because he finally joined the BRC. GlassCobra 09:04, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

Pedro

User operates an army of obvious familial sockpuppets (User:WifeOfPedro, User:SonOfPedro, User:SecondCousinTwiceRemovedOfPedro), and for some reason yet unknown has not yet joined the coolest cabal evar! He also is far too nice to newbies who try at RfA, these blatant bad-faith vandals need to be bitten more! GlassCobra 00:55, 14 February 2008 (UTC)

Redirect to User:SonOfPedro, cuz that kid is totally frickin cute. - Revolving Bugbear 01:06, 14 February 2008 (UTC)
Merge all blatant family socks and then transwiki to WikiPeds, where an admin over there can then delete. Aunt of Pedro : Bitch and Moan 08:06, 14 February 2008 (UTC)
Vote for Pedro! Doczilla (talk) 08:08, 14 February 2008 (UTC)
- I totally used that as a motto in his second RfA. Only reason he passed, IMO. dihydrogen monoxide (H₂0) 08:18, 14 February 2008 (UTC)
  - No doubt you're right. It had to be said. Doczilla (talk) 08:19, 14 February 2008 (UTC)
Photograph and submit to BRC. Now. dihydrogen monoxide (H₂0) 08:18, 14 February 2008 (UTC)
Strong Keep SockOfPedro (talk) 08:36, 14 February 2008 (UTC)— SockOfPedro (talk • contribs) has made few or no other edits outside this topic.
Pwn I don't like sysopz... Jmlk17 03:38, 17 February 2008 (UTC)
Delete and salt. I would prefer to leave no evidence as to where this signature came from. SorryGuy Talk 03:51, 17 February 2008 (UTC)
Delete and cover in Rice Pudding needs to be more evil - User:ExWifeOfPedrosBoyfriendsSecretLoverThatPedroDoesntKnowAbout / F9 T 19:55, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
- So... Ex-wife of Pedro's boyfriend's secret lover... so Pedro has a boyfriend who has a secret lover and you are that person's ex-wife? I'm so very confused. Lara❤Love 20:32, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
  - I think that I meant I am the secret lover of the boyfriend of Pedro's ex-wife, that Pedro doesn't know about, I have confused myself too. // F9 T 21:43, 18 February 2008 (UTC) -- An editor has expressed concern that F9T may be a sockpuppet of SockOfPedro 21:46, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
    - Well User:An editor can get themselves socked like a sock factory machine. // F9 T 21:54, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
Adorn in bathrobe and photograph - srsly. Lara❤Love 20:32, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
Done? нмŵוτн τ 22:10, 27 February 2008 (UTC)

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The result was Speedy Keep per blatant votecounting. kthxbai GlassCobra 22:51, 20 September 2008 (UTC)

WBOSITG

Appalling editor, posting twice on someones talk page just to get their edit count up [1] is a severe threat to The Game, as well as having a false name on their user page, with a misleading signature "weburiedousecretsinthegarden", does not seem logical, how can you bury secrets, and plus, why on earth would you put them in the friggin' garden, I could go on, but I really can't be bothered // Fi nns 10:46, 25 August 2008 (UTC)

Delete: Because your mum said so Dendodge|Talk^Contribs 11:04, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
Delete, salt, haggisify and serve with neeps and tatties. Gazi moff 11:32, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
- And make the deleting admin wear a kilt Dendodge|Talk^Contribs 11:33, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
  - And also make them learn how to play the bagpipes // Finns 11:36, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
    - I'll teach - put a cat under your arm and squeeze - noone can tell the difference in sound Dendodge|Talk^Contribs 11:48, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
Delete Doesn't go travling. Shapiros10 ^{contact me}_{My work} 12:14, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete — editor clearly exists; nothing else matters. Frank | talk 12:36, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
Keep as an uninvolved party, I must say all of the above rationales are hideously incorrect. weburiedoursecretsinthegarden 17:48, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
Keep per WBOSITG. Peter (talk)
Keep per WBOSITG. John (talk)
Keep per WBOSITG. Larry (talk)
Keep per WBOSITG. Bjorn (talk)
NOTE: The previous four !votes were placed in the same edit. I am attempting to determine if there is anything untoward going on with them; they look remarkably similar. Frank | talk 17:58, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
I'm using my OMG 'crat powers on this; those look like totally independent !votes from four different people (you can tell it's a different person because the name is different). No cause for concern. EVula // talk // ☯ // 00:20, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
Thanks for the speedy analysis! Frank | talk 23:19, 16 September 2008 (UTC)

This is why we made EVula a 'crat! :D Enigma ^message 23:50, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete: For not being clever enough to use sockpuppets properly, and not yet noticing my duplicate vote Dendodge|Talk^Contribs 18:06, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
Delete and cover in whipped cream and serve as a gateau per nom // Fi nns 19:18, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
Speedy keep Whoever needs so many meatpuppets to get deleted can't seriously be a sockpuppet. --PaterMcFly (talk) 19:24, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
You can use my shovel. Keeper ǀ 76 19:26, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
Keep but only if he unburies those pesky secrets. Hang on, you say some of them are about me? Eh, best keep them in the garden then. GlassCobra 22:05, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
Delete and redirect to Buttsecks per needing moar of it. --Coffee // talk // ark // 22:42, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
Delete and redirect to Secret Window. "Secrets" is an obvious euphemism for "wife". - Revolving Bugbear 22:50, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
Rename to WGOBITS. For obvious reasons. Malinaccier (talk) 21:49, 28 August 2008 (UTC)
Confused. Odd, but this doesn't look the way I thought MySpace was going to look. And where's that Tom guy? Am I on the right web site? Ecoleetage (talk) 00:43, 29 August 2008 (UTC)
Speedy Keep Coolest username ever. Everytime I remember it, it brings tears to my eyes because it is so beautiful. <3 Tinkleheimer TALK!! 05:54, 29 August 2008 (UTC)
Oppose – Not an article wri... oh wait, wrong venue. Keep per WP:TROUT. —Animum (talk) 00:40, 30 August 2008 (UTC)
Oppose per Animum. J.delanoy ^gabs_adds 19:47, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete, and I'd like to nominate User:WBOSITP. –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 02:18, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
Since when? We did? Why wasn't I notified? Whose garden did you use? Wait- did you bury that secret, too? Erik the Red 2 (AVE ·CAESAR) 00:45, 8 September 2008 (UTC) Also an indefinite block for badly excecuted sock puppetry. I mean, come on, at least don't have the name link to your userpage! Erik the Red 2 (AVE·CAESAR) 02:02, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
Merge with User:IMatthew, together we will take over Wikipedia! iMatthew (talk) 01:10, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

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Acting as an independent party and as an uninvolved admin, and using total discretion and objectivity, I'm closing this as Keeper. (I knew my username would come in handy). Actually, I'm closing this because E-man just gave away the result of yesterday's baseball game (that I haven't watched yet, and have been avoiding the radio/news so I can watch the recorded game later today). Grrr. E-man's a bastard. Keeper ǀ 76 17:48, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

Do they have EFDRV here? =) –xeno (talk) 17:55, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

Keeper76

Terrible speller, low-to-nil mainspace contribs, hosts lavish talk pages parties, demands barnstars, was sysopped in the most amazing display of sockpuppetry known to man (no consensus imo, clearly paid off the closing 'crat), barely any adminly actions. In short: the user displays zero merits except for an attractive sig. What more can I say? Delete please! Diffs provided on request. –xeno (talk) 16:59, 18 July 2008 (UTC)

Speedy delete, as nom. –xeno (talk) 17:00, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
- I request diff's to back up your bold claims!--Koji Dude ^(C) 03:18, 19 July 2008 (UTC)
Weak Keep per xeno. - Diligent Terrier (and friends) 17:02, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
Keep - User says "Fuck" alot. A-Ok in my book. Qb | ^{your 2 cents} 17:03, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
Redirect - to AN/X... - Adolphus79 (talk) 17:06, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
Speedy keep per nom. All those are good things, what is wrong with you Xeno? Besides, Keeper gives out free beer... J.delanoy ^gabs_adds 17:08, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
Merge with User:Pedro.--Koji Dude ^(C) 17:13, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
Procedural error. My talkpage, in large part to Xeno's incessant stalking, is undeletable, having more than 5000 edits. Oh, and I did have one mainspace edit yesterday, I'm clearly here for the right reasons. I mean reason. Keeper ǀ 76 17:15, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
Move to template-space - this user should be transcluded across a number of other editors. Many thanks, Gazimoff ^Write_Read 17:30, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete. The project is running out of orange "new message" bars. The deletion of this editor would greatly help conserve the few we have left. Useight (talk) 17:31, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
- We could just transwiki him to the Kinyarwanda wiki. I doubt they'll be running out of orange bars any time soon.--Koji Dude ^(C) 17:39, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete agreeing with Useight. I've noticed a 56% drop in the orange bars on User talks Acalamari, Useight, Rudget, Pedro, and Jimbo Wales. Once Keeper76 is deleted, we can resume normal levels. KojiDude makes a good point too: anything worth saving can be merged with Pedro. Acalam | ari | what's in a name? 17:45, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
- Would like a checkuser run on the above !voter, signature is strikingly similar to Keeper 76's of last week. –xeno (talk) 17:47, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
  - Hey, I'm !!squid!. Keeper ǀ 76 17:48, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
  - A checkuser would be ineffective against my Chameleon Account Device! Bwahahah! –acal (talk) 17:47, 18 July 2008 (UTC) 17:50, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
    - Perhaps if we create WP:AN/A, WP:AN/U, WP:AN/R, WP:AN/P, and WP:AN/J we could alleviate the problem. Oh, wait, there's already an AN/A, sorry Acalamari. Useight (talk) 18:02, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete awful taste in sports teams. TravellingCari 18:21, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
- Are you sure about that? Keeping in mind that if Xeno is correct, and I have a 'crat in me-back pocket, and that if I go down, I'm taking my noms with me, do you perhaps need to reconsider your !!vote? And your sports team allegiances? Keeper ǀ 76 18:38, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
  - Weak Keep baseball fan, but I'll never change my allegiance. Also if we lose Keeper, there is no more Keeperpedia. :) TravellingCari 18:55, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
    - There it is. The power of Greyskull at work...And keeperpedia will long outlive my time here. It is undeletable. Keeper ǀ 76 18:57, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
      - Bah, I urge you - do not bend to his idle rhetoric. He is a plague on the 'peedz. Off for a while =) –xeno (talk) 18:58, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
        The Twins got hammered by the Yankees last night. cari should have to vote keep. Enigma ^message 17:37, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Makebot This editor should be given bot rights, as his discussion page is filling faster than the archive bot can cope with. --PaterMcFly (talk) 22:01, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
- Ban for botabuse. Oh wait, that would be our fault, wouldn't it? Thank god baseball is back. TravellingCari 23:41, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
Can I get a Number One meal with a large Coke, no ice? And can you break a 50? Ecoleetage (talk) 02:29, 19 July 2008 (UTC)

An'dhen? - No an'dhen! - Adolphus79 (talk) 03:04, 19 July 2008 (UTC)

Merge With SlimVirgin and a comfy bed...Shapiros10 ^{contact me}_{My work} 12:30, 19 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete and salt with extreme prejudice User has admitted that he is the proxy for 500+ admins. He also did not deny the fact that he has a controlling interest in ArbCom. Finally, his userpage is demonstratively false, and his talk page gets about 15 times the edits mine does. I am also amenable to a merge with User:SockofPedro, but I'm afraid there isn't much in terms of salvageable material. Best wishes, Enigma ^message 22:10, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

Go easy on the salt, please. I am on a low sodium diet. Ecoleetage (talk) 01:26, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

What's with all this salt? Don't you know that sodium is bad for you... here, have a nice piece of celery... - Adolphus79 (talk) 02:35, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

Speedy delete — editor clearly exists; nothing else matters. Frank | talk 17:18, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

With respect, your vote belongs in the Keep(er) section. Enigma ^message 17:21, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

~~Oppose~~ ~~Agree~~ Whatever per Useight. I find his argument quite compelling. Enigma ^message 17:29, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete per Acalam | ari | what's in a name?, who has made excellent points (as they always do, I never disagree with them!). AcalaMari 17:43, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
- The judge shall disregard the previous statement since it was clearly in violation of current laws. --PaterMcFly (talk) 18:26, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
Weak Keep Good arguments, but man, he has a great signature! This alone is reason to keep him! So#Why 20:10, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
Strong keep - Editors and admins with such a clear grasp of the proper use of the term "bullshit" are an invaluable resource. Cgingold (talk) 02:29, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

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The result was delete and merge with User:Angela per my great rationale! ~~My stash of socks~~ The community has spoken, and this is the consensus. Why is it consensus? It is because I said so! Acalam | ari | what's in a name? 17:03, 23 July 2008 (UTC)

Acalamari

This admin should be deleted: for starters, they only just archived their talk page yesterday, which means they let the size of their talk page grow to incredible lengths before archiving. Their userrights log shows that they've given waaaaay too many people rollback, and both them and their alternate account, User:Bellatrix Kerrigan, promote "Keeperpedia" and "WP:PEDRO". They also withdrew an RfB after four hours, and refuse to run again for now. Based on my evidence, I say delete the two accounts, and anything good can be merged with User:Angela. Acalam | ari | what's in a name? 15:55, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

Delete and merge anything good, per my own great rationale! Acalam | ari | what's in a name? 15:55, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete and merge anything good, per Acalam | ari | what's in a name?'s great rationale! AcalaMari 15:55, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete Defendant has granted rollback rights to several very shady characters [2]. This must be stopped as soon as possible. J.delanoy^gabs_adds 16:29, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
- In addition, I find it very suspicious that the defendant has impersonated almost everyone on Wikipedia except the user mentioned above. This suggests some form of a conspiracy. J.delanoy ^gabs_adds 16:33, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Speedy Keep and pour ketchup on the nom Was born in England. Shapiros10 ^{contact me}_{My work} 16:44, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Supersonic delete, smothered in Marmite -- I am genuinely saddened that this candidate's name is not a reference to the lovable sea creature. I was willing to stand up and sing a rousing version of Octopus's Garden in his defence. Alas, this will not happen today. Ecoleetage (talk) 16:55, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Block Nom is probably a sockpuppet of User:Matthew. GlassCobra 17:00, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Temp (a few months) Block of his sockpuppet for random sillyness - I mean, really? Like, who in the world would, like, EfD themselves... this sillyness really must stop, it's distracting ~~good~~ lots of administrators from their duties... at least have the decency to have one sock EfD the other... LOL - Adolphus79 (talk) 18:00, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete — editor clearly exists; nothing else matters. Frank | talk 18:36, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Keep of course, and admonish the nominator for not even bothering to inform me of this discussion. I suspect that the nominator is trolling, and that this is a bad-faith nom, as evidenced by this edit summary, which implies they did this as a joke and with the intent to disrupt. I also note that both Acalam | ari | what's in a name? and AcalaMari both voted to delete me in the very same edit with an almost identical rationale. Acalamari 18:44, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Block as a compromised account, there's no other reason editors would try to delete themselves. Useight (talk) 18:49, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Neutral for now, waiting to see what Acal | amari has to say. Keeper ǀ 76 18:52, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Neutral for now, waiting to see what A.calamari ^gabs_adds has to say about what Keeper ǀ 76 thinks after Acal | amari comments. Sincerely, -- Keeper76 ^{contact me}_{My work} 19:31, 22 July 2008 (UTC) my head hurts...
Neutral Pending a bot created tally indicating the current percentage, so I know which way to vote to be on the winning side. Pedro : Chat 19:48, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Redirect to User:Keeper76. Obvious sockpuppet, as shown by the staunch defense of keeper's EFD. –xeno (talk) 19:49, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Eat- Cut into rings, coat in batter and deep fry Gazi moff_{(mentor/review)} 20:29, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete per nom. Acalamari : Chat 20:44, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete per above. Acal | amari 20:44, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Closing admin, please note that I have a strong suspicion that we have some off-wiki canvassing going on here. Thank you for your prompt attention to this, Keep er_{(mentor/review)} 20:49, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Re-direct per –xeno (talk). Users Acalam | ari | what's in a name?'s, AcalaMari, Acalamari : Chat , Acal | amari , and also Acalamari all make good points, but re-directing is better. Acalamari 20:58, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
- — Acalamari' (talk • contribs) has made few or no other edits outside this topic.
Announcement In case anyone is getting bored here, I'm selling some lawn furniture on eBay. Ecoleetage (talk) 20:59, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

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The result was Say hello to my little friend! You've already done this, Marlith. No double-back-sies. GlassCobra 01:06, 4 September 2008 (UTC)

Marlith 2

Violates DBAD and DDMP Marlith (Talk) 15:47, 31 August 2008 (UTC)

Comment, please note that I have made near 10000 contributors to Wikipedia. Marlith (Talk) 15:50, 31 August 2008 (UTC)
Oppose. Self-nomination=power hunger. bibliomaniac 1 5 20:29, 31 August 2008 (UTC)
Keep You seem nice. Maybe we can go jogging together. Shapiros10 ^{contact me}_{My work} 20:27, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
Keep I think the nominator is feeling a bit of power hunger. A cool down block may cure him. iMatthew (talk) 00:32, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
Comment But I made 10000 contributors! Marlith (Talk) 02:28, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
- Comment You have not made 10000 contributors unless you are a whore (get it?) Shapiros10 ^{contact me}_{My work} 20:14, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
Keep I view self nominations as <insert Kurt-inspired word> evidence of nothing. –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 20:19, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete — editor clearly exists; nothing else matters. Frank | talk 23:52, 3 September 2008 (UTC)

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The result was Who cares? GlassCobra 23:54, 3 September 2008 (UTC)

Shapiros10

Criteria for which he meets deletion:
- Uses Huggle thus meeting "Editor contributes at bot-like speeds."
- He exists thus meeting "Existent user. User pages of users that do exist. (Check Special:Listusers.)"
- He lives in Connecticut. Does that make him notable? No. Thus he meets "No indication of importance/significance. This is distinct from questions of notability, verifiability and reliability of sources."
- He requested deletion:(Chat log collapsed)

Request for Deletion

Samuel Shapiros

to me

show details 4:30 PM (9 minutes ago)

Reply

4:09 PM Samuel: hey 4:10 PM me: hey

Samuel: how are you?
me: chatting with Ryan right now
Samuel: Cool
 me too
me: hangon
 im gonna set up group
 Can you open an EFD on me?
me: EFD?
 er
 what is that?

4:31 PM Samuel: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:GlassCobra/Editor_for_deletion

me: ok...
 why?
Samuel: becuz it is lol
me: hehe
 lulz
 k then

4:32 PM Samuel: yeah

me: stand by then
Samuel: gone
 i have to get off
me: bye

Thus meeting "Editor requests deletion, if requested in good faith, and provided the editor's only substantial contributions were unsubstantial."

- I was bored.
- :P
- --Xp54321^{(Hello! • Contribs)} 23:42, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

Write out loud. iMatthew (talk) 00:36, 3 September 2008 (UTC)

Say what?--Xp54321^{(Hello! • Contribs)} 02:09, 3 September 2008 (UTC)

Oh you say Sharpiros not Sharpies. iMatthew (talk) 09:32, 3 September 2008 (UTC)

You're not allowed to bring those to my school. Hehe.--Xp54321^{(Hello! • Contribs)} 23:23, 3 September 2008 (UTC)

Why, someone got hiiiiiiiiiiiigh off of me? Shapiros10 ^{contact me}_{My work} 23:39, 3 September 2008 (UTC)

Speedy delete — editor clearly exists; nothing else matters. Frank | talk 23:52, 3 September 2008 (UTC)

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The result was Rick James, bitch. Erik the Red 2 ~~~~ 01:42, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

Frank

Editor clearly exists, nothing else matters. Erik the Red 2 (AVE·CAESAR) 22:19, 16 September 2008 (UTC)

Speedy delete - Editor clearly exists, nothing else matters. iMatthew (talk) 22:27, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
Eat I will make a little saute. Shapiros10 ^{contact me}_{My work} 23:45, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
Get him back together with Dean, Sammy, Peter and Joey -- Vegas hasn't been the same without you. Ecoleetage (talk) 01:52, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
Actually, I'm going there this weekend with an old friend! Frank | talk 04:34, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

And now that I'm back...I can say from personal experience that Vegas is an interesting place! Frank | talk 00:39, 23 September 2008 (UTC)

Delete per nom. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 00:25, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete per above. —La Flutista ^(T•C•S)00:25, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete per Flutista. —La Violinista ^(T•C•S)00:25, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete per Violinista. —La Trombonista ^(T•C•S)00:25, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete per excellent comments by all above. --Jimbo Walesista (talk) 00:25, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete per obviously unrelated comments made above by every instrument other than the quite-playable kitchen sink. Bob the Green 3

Delete per Bob the Green. Frank the Blue 4

Delete per Frank the Blue. Fred the Orange 5

Delete per Fred the Orange. Phil the Purple 6

Delete per Phil the Purple, it takes a real man to name himself Phil the Purple. Joe the Brown 7

Delete per Joe the Brown. Bill the Black 8

Delete per above. God

Keep God is dead. Nietzche

Speedy Delete Nietzche is dead. God

Speedy Condemn the previous impostors. They can burn with Nietzche. God
Rick James, bitch Rick James

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The result was consume as a Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice. bibliomaniac 15 21:20, 1 October 2008 (UTC)

Coffee

User is too weak. Has watered down IRC discussions on numerous occasions. User clearly isn't here to brew a nice encyclopedia. –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 20:17, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

Delete Coffee is nasty, gross, and makes me want to throw-up. And don't even get me started on the drink, "coffee." iMatthew (talk) 20:21, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
- ROFL... –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 20:25, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
- That was excellent. Enigma ^message 22:45, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy Keep and Trout Nom for Eternity Coffee>Jimbo. Shapiros10 ^{contact me}_{My work} 20:23, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy Keep - this person belongs to the BRC and therefore can't be deleted. --Coffee // talk // ark // 20:44, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
Super Duper Uber Speedy Keep - I've known this user for over 16 years now... --▌╥╪╘ // *achooooo* // omai // 20:38, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy Keep - per me. --zO // M // G // 23:30, 15 September 2050 (UTC)
Speedy Keep - per below. --Φ¯°®‡™© // I am not a // sock // 22:19, 15 September 2009 (UTC)
Speedy keep, obviously, there are several users, above, that want Coffee to stick around. Those accounts are so obviously unrelated, that I have no other recourse other than to agree with all of those separate and independent thinking individuals. Speedy keep! Keeper ǀ 76 20:50, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy Delete - Nobody drinks coffee anymore. iRobert (talk) 20:53, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy Delete - Per IMatthew. iSteven (talk) 20:53, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy Delete - Per above. iChristopher (talk) 20:53, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete obviously, there are several users, above, that want Coffee to go away. Those accounts are so obviously unrelated, that I have no other recourse other than to agree with all of those separate and independent thinking individuals. Speedy delete! Keeper ǀ 76 21:05, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
Keep, give it some time Coffee is an acquired taste. Erik the Red 2 (AVE·CAESAR) 21:09, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
Redirect to Earl Grey Gazi moff 21:10, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
I move to strike Gazimoff's poorly reasoned rationale here. He's an obvious Brit, prejudiced against coffee in favor of "tea". Tea sucks. Keeper ǀ 76 21:13, 15 September 2008 (UTC) — Keeper76 (talk • contribs) has made few or no other edits outside this topic.
Milk and two sugars. weburiedoursecretsinthegarden 21:45, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
Coffee is disgusting and the smell of it makes me sick... User:Coffee on the other hand should be speedy kept, because a) He uses IRC and b) He has a cool sig. Majorly ^talk 21:49, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
Blong him. Don't ask me what Blonging means. bibliomaniac 15 22:33, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
Rename to Chetblong Has the name ever been used? I like the ring of it. Enigma ^message 00:00, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
Keep Fellow member of the "double gray slashes in their signature" Cabal. EVula // talk // ☯ // 00:21, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete — editor clearly exists; nothing else matters. Frank | talk 01:58, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
Drink Coat thoroughly with cream and add ginseng. Enigma ^message 22:45, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy Keep Per Shapiros10, God^{[citation needed]} of Wikipedia Shapiros ǀ 10 23:51, 16 September 2008 (UTC)

Bad Keeper76! Bad! Shapiros10 // not a sock // ☯ // 23:56, 16 September 2008 (UTC)

Freeze Anyone for iced coffee? Ecoleetage (talk) 01:52, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy Date: This user desperately needs to date. Then he can swap passwords and whatnot with her as much as he likes. Lucifer (Talk) 15:23, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy Keep You guys want to delete coffee? WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!!!!!! One thing the Book of Revelation forgot to mention is that Armageddon begins five hours, fourteen minutes, and thirty-seven point two five seconds after the last drop of coffee in the world is consumed. Do you really want that to happen? J.delanoy ^gabs_adds 02:53, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete – I haven't been nominated for deletion yet! D-: —Animum (talk) 00:44, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
~~Speedy Delete~~Chug or Merge with Willy on Wheels He has violated the three-your mama rule many times. See WP:3YR for more information.

Reporting him to WP:AN/3YR does not appear to have done much. SpecialK(KoЯn flakes) 09:50, 21 September 2008 (UTC)

Excuse me??? I have not said your mama moar than 3 times yet... it was your mother who has said your mama more than 3 times... believe me I met your mom. --Coffee 08 05:36, 22 September 2008 (UTC) Changed to Chug per Some Weird Guy. SpecialK(KoЯn flakes) 16:51, 26 September 2008 (UTC)

See?! That makes 3!!

You have been blocked indefinitely from editing in accordance with Wikipedia's blocking policy for because of your consistent violations of the three-your mama rule. Merry Xmas.. If you believe this block is unjustified you may contest this block by adding the text {{unblock|your reason here}} below. SpecialK(KoЯn flakes) 16:51, 26 September 2008 (UTC)

You know what I have to say to that? ... your mother. --Your Mother // request a child // ark // 06:23, 29 September 2008 (UTC)

Speedy delete per UCB. MediocreF(TЯivium krispies)
Merge with WOW per UCB. AbysmalQ(MCЯ pops)
Speedy Keep per WP:ILIKEIT. Mmmm, mmmm!TastelessB(SepultuЯabix)
Keep can't get through my Mondays without him. JuJube (talk) 08:29, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Keep From my experiences so far, he hasn't seemed to brew that much trouble, particularly on the IRC chat room. DanTheMan474 (talk) 20:57, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
- That's my joke! or a variation of it, anyway... –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 01:31, 23 September 2008 (UTC)
Downsize nationwide chain size per Starbucks. Erik.red 2 ^gabs_adds

You will never break the chain per Fleetwood Mac. erikthered2

Drink It's one in the morning here, and I'm thirsty. ——La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 06:28, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

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The result was Strong Merge with Hannah Montana and a comfy bed. ;D GlassCobra 17:51, 1 October 2008 (UTC)

God no. bibliomaniac 15 21:20, 1 October 2008 (UTC)

bibliomaniac15

Wikipedia's newest 'crat. Best off deleting him before he even gets started. We don't need a manic serving Wikipedia as a 'crat. iMatthew (talk) 01:23, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

Oppose User demonstrates no need for being deleted. –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 01:25, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
- Comment: User is obsessed with Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana. (See edit count). iMatthew (talk) 01:28, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
  - Simply hung around those articles because they were prime camping spots for some vandal sniping. bibliomaniac 15 01:42, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
    - Bibliomaniac15 is a 14 year-old girl? –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 01:45, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
      - No she is a 15 year old girl. --Coffee // have a cup // ark // 06:27, 29 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete there are too many 'crats. — Preceding unsigned comment added by Erik the Red 2 (talk • contribs)
Give a medal. Hero of the Wikipedian Union seems fitting. :)

The above comment has obviously been added by an abusive SPA. Oh well. Heil, comrade! *salutes* GlassCobra 01:46, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

That's fascism, comrade. We comrades say "Long live the World Revolution." bibliomaniac 15 04:01, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

Shibby --Koji Dude ^(C) 01:47, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
Keep and Sugar we need moar catz... er I mean crats. --Coffee // talk // ark // 01:54, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete — editor clearly exists; nothing else matters. Frank | talk 02:33, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
Keep. Nominated a genius for adminship last year. Useight (talk) 04:11, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
Smerge with Grawp. POV fork. - Icewedge (talk) 06:44, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete Can't drive. Shapiros10 ^{contact me}_{My work} 11:08, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
Strong Delete - Per iMatthew. The last hing we need is even more powerful rouge admins.*huggles* —Sunday ^Scribe 23:38, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
Keep - at least until he's done coaching me... then batter, deep fry, and serve with onion rings & slaw... mmm... - Adolphus79 (talk) 23:23, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
- Funny that you should mention that. Last time I was EFD'd back before it was recreated people wanted to eat me...what's up with that? bibliomaniac 15 23:59, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete I don't like what I don't understand, in fact it scares me, and this user is mysterious at least. JuJube (talk) 09:17, 11 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete The fewer other bureaucrats we have, the easier it will be for me to overthrow Wikipedia.
Note that I'm willing to change my !!vote if bibliomaniac agrees to be one of my minions. EVula // talk // ☯ // 21:32, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
- If you mean the "Bar-Code Thong Club," no. bibliomaniac 15 22:34, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
  - The boxers would be acceptable, as would going commando if you're wearing a shirt. EVula // talk // ☯ // 00:18, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
Shakedown for money -- Hey, he's a bureaucrat, and I hear they get paid extra! Ecoleetage (talk) 01:52, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
- Shakedown? How do you expect me to carry my billions of dollars in gold in my pocket? bibliomaniac 15 04:39, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
  - Oh no, we don't expect you to use your pockets... it's somewhere in your signature isn't it? --Coffee // talk // ark // 12:23, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
    - I have no idea what you're talking about! Bibliomaniac15 20:06, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
      - He loves only gold...oooooooooonly gold...he loves oooooooonly goooooooold...oooooooonly gooooooooooooold...oh, sorry, I got a blood transfusion from Shirley Bassey and, well, you know... Ecoleetage (talk) 02:04, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
        No, no actually we don't... and I had a blood transfusion with your mom, so... --Coffee // talk // ark // 06:15, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
        Oh, we're going to get into "Your mama" jokes? ==:O Ecoleetage (talk) 12:04, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

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The result was Arrest immediately for the murder of the Ians that came before him. Send to Gitmo ASAP. GlassCobra 07:27, 29 September 2008 (UTC)

Ian13

Deleted number of pages is almost above the editor's number of mainspace edits. Every recent mainspace edit has been a deletion tag or automated link remover for deletion. Created WikiProject Userboxes [3]. Once used a signature with a non-default font[4]. — Byeitical (talk · contribs) 09:37, 1 September 2008 (UTC)

Delete the third part is unforgivable! JuJube (talk) 09:36, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
Nominate for bureaucrat User must be able to grant sysop rights to everyone, such that he can start working on articles again. --PaterMcFly (talk) 10:56, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy Keep Is british. Shapiros10 ^{contact me}_{My work} 20:27, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy Keep in exchange for some fish and chips. -- iMatthew _T.C. 21:38, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete — editor clearly exists; nothing else matters. Frank | talk 02:36, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete. Britain? Where the hell is Britain? Shameless Yankee, bibliomaniac 15 03:29, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
Merge with User:Iaun1u3 and other unnecessary u's in words. <3 Tinkleheimer TALK!! 07:39, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
Keep, is British. Nothing else matters. (Well, except salt and vinegar, just a wee bit more, chuck.) weburiedoursecretsinthegarden 19:37, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
Call Scotland Yard -- demand to find out what happened to Ian1, Ian2, Ian3, Ian4, etc. Ecoleetage (talk) 01:52, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

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The result was Done. Coffee swore; time to go home, everyone. GlassCobra 07:26, 29 September 2008 (UTC)

JuJube

Has changed names in the near past. Claims to go on Wikibreak and continues to edit. Is gay. Need I go on? JuJube (talk) 07:04, 29 August 2008 (UTC)

Keep Friends of gays should not be allowed to edit articles, but there's nothing wrong with people who are gay themselves from editing. Hut 8.5 12:08, 31 August 2008 (UTC)
Delete Gen-X and Yugio? Wow...Shapiros10 ^{contact me}_{My work} 12:18, 31 August 2008 (UTC)
Delete User likes Brittany Spears, direct quote from userpage: "Oops, I did it again." -- iMatthew _T.C. 15:49, 31 August 2008 (UTC)
Delete A reliable source (see nom) has clearly stated that he is gay. — Byeitical (talk · contribs) 11:38, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
Bit of both Is grumpy old man, although says bitch on his user page so he can't be all bad // Fi nns 08:47, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
Keep: User is gay, and that's most certainly a good thing. Dendodge|Talk^Contribs 08:53, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete — editor clearly exists; nothing else matters. Frank | talk 02:36, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
Get the fuck off of my lawn! Delete - per I can't bitch on the users talk page. --Coffee // talk // ark // 03:43, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
Redirect to Provincetown. Ecoleetage (talk) 12:52, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

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The result was grind up into bits and feed to a landshark per the relevant policy. —Ed 17 for President _{Vote for Ed} 01:07, 4 November 2008 (UTC)

Gladys j cortez

Alright people, brand new admin! Let's make her sorry that she ever chose to elevate herself to a level above the sorry plebes! Wiki-chest jokes and contrived personality jabs will abound. :D GlassCobra 19:58, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

Delete Hurry, before she gets started deleting the main page and blocking Jimbo!! iMatthew (talk) 20:00, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete Where do I start??? First, she is a new admin, which clearly means she is power hungry. Second, she makes Wiki-chest jokes. Third, she can apparently out-burp ANY guy. –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 20:02, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
Keep Misery loves company :-P So Why 20:24, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
Treadmill I want a new one. Gimme gimme gimme a treadmill at 5:30. Sam ^Blab 21:29, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
knock knock "Who is it?" "Uh...plumber." "I didn't call a plumber!" (pause) knock knock "Who is it?" "Candygram." "Candygram??!!?? No, I don't think so." (long pause) knock knock "Who IS it????" Landshark. "Oh, landshark? Well in that case, come on in..." (opens door) (loud scream) (piscine chomping noises) (silence). (Long, long pause) (sound of flippers schlupping along the hallway) knock knock.... (Please note: this editor has been speedy-deleted, per WP:LANDSHARK.)The remaining fragments of Gladys J Cortez 22:53, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

Hmm, well in that case...Delete per sheer gullibility. :P GlassCobra 23:01, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

Were you the Cortez who took on Montezuma and the conquest of the Aztecs? If you are, you must be extremely old. Ecoleetage (talk) 02:36, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
- That would explain the bad chest... Erik the Red 2 ~~~~ 03:02, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
  - Nah, that was my great-gramma. (Which is where I GOT the chest.)Gladys J Cortez 04:31, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete — editor clearly exists; nothing else matters. Frank | talk 19:38, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
Speedy keep and slap Frank in the chest — editor clearly exists, nothing else matters. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 19:24, 24 October 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete per WP:SOCK#'Role' accounts....."remaining fragmentS", meaning that there is more than one. =) —Ed 17 for President _{Vote for Ed} 19:44, 24 October 2008 (UTC)
- Meh, you just don't want to edit conflict with him on Keeper's talk page. ;-) –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 19:46, 24 October 2008 (UTC)
  - Well, ah, ahum.... Why would you think that? —Ed 17 for President _{Vote for Ed} 01:01, 25 October 2008 (UTC)
    - (throws a stray fragment at Ed) I got yer SOCK right here, buddy-boy. And some of the toes are still in it.Gladys J Cortez 14:15, 25 October 2008 (UTC)
      - LOL, this girl sounds like me. :D :D :D Changing vote to Uber-Strong speedy keep. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 21:36, 25 October 2008 (UTC)

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The result was recommend a psychologist to heal sex addiction. –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 01:27, 25 October 2008 (UTC)

SRX

Propose merge to User: The SRS and bundle both into vodka truck headed to moscow :) PXK ^T /_C 19:30, 4 October 2008 (UTC)

Transfer to Swiss Alps user would be a good skier. Sam ^Blab 22:35, 5 October 2008 (UTC)
Keep because I said so Julian ^Blab 22:44, 5 October 2008 (UTC)
Delete I don't know why though. jj137 (talk) 22:51, 5 October 2008 (UTC)
Get rid of the R and replace with a vowel -- What do you prefer: SAX, SEX, SIX, SOX, SUX or SYX? (Yes, "Y" is sometimes a vowel.) Ecoleetage (talk) 19:31, 6 October 2008 (UTC)

Hey, you can't just have that vowel, you know! You have to buy it. GlassCobra 06:49, 7 October 2008 (UTC)

*steals an "A" and a "S" from Glscobra and gives it to SRX* Now get rid of the X and you can be SARS!!! ;-) So Why 13:07, 7 October 2008 (UTC)

Noes! "SOX" is not an option. *trouts Boston* –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 15:40, 7 October 2008 (UTC)

I prefer SEX. :p--S_RX 17:49, 9 October 2008 (UTC)

Delete, not a useful addition to the project. D.M.N. (talk) 15:36, 7 October 2008 (UTC)
- I know I'm not =)--S_RX 17:49, 9 October 2008 (UTC)
  - Good. At least we agree. D.M.N. (talk) 18:57, 9 October 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete — editor clearly exists; nothing else matters. Frank | talk 19:38, 12 October 2008 (UTC)

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The result was Soylent Green is peop--nom nom nom nom GlassCobra 07:42, 22 October 2008 (UTC)

Animum

Hasn't been deleted yet, so really should be, therefore. Majorly ^talk 00:50, 20 September 2008 (UTC)

Delete User is an administrator and is thus power hungry. –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 00:52, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Merge with Aluminum, for obvious reasons. iMatthew (talk) 00:55, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Overturn per above. —Animum (talk) 00:57, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Check into precussion Rehab Cowbell addict. Although, a merge with tea could be in order...Shapiros10 ^{contact me}_{My work} 01:16, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
42 Erik the Red 2 (AVE·CAESAR) 02:02, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Prepare tasteful appetizers made with Soylent Green Serve with fine chilled Canadian wine (someone ask Xeno if he has a bottle we can borrow). Ecoleetage (talk) 02:42, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Step on him, then trip him. bibliomaniac 15 04:11, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Keep Has a Douglas Adams quote on it. WP:ILIKEIT clearly applies! So Why 07:37, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Keep Per excellent rationale presented by SoWhy. So What 07:37, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Keep Per above. So Where 07:37, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Strong Keep SoWhy makes some great points. Man, such an editor should be a crat, no mistake! So How 07:37, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
- Where'd SoWho go? bibliomaniac 15 22:16, 21 September 2008 (UTC)
  - Sorry, sorry, I was out ~~killing innocent bystanders~~ feeding the poor. Of course I vote delete because that SoWhy-person clearly says stupid things. We should only keep editors quoting Terry Pratchett!!! So Who 22:56, 21 September 2008 (UTC)
    - Oh darn, you're back. I was going to make a killer Who's on First joke... GlassCobra 06:51, 7 October 2008 (UTC)
Delete with script. :D weburiedoursecretsinthegarden 21:24, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
- Keep as long as he needs to write the script, then delete. WODUP 00:11, 21 September 2008 (UTC)
Move to WP:ANI's Mum - then baleeeeet with a sekret script buried in my garden, --Coffee // talk // ark // 05:48, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Move per Coffee and WP:HAMMER. JuJube (talk) 08:30, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete $\iint _{D}^{W}\,{\binom {Animum}{\sum _{editcount=1}^{g}oatk^{2}k}}$ - Icewedge (talk) 07:02, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
Strong Delete, per bollocks above. Tom Sayle (talk) (contributions) (email) 19:35, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete Mr. Sayle, which bollocks are you talking about? Mr. Opensockpuppeter (talk) (contributions) (email) 19:56, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete — editor clearly exists; nothing else matters. Frank | talk 07:32, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete - And I haven't been deleted yet!!! :-\ - Jameson L. Tai ^{talk ♦ contribs} 16:52, 1 October 2008 (UTC)
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The result was Speedy gorge on waffles and maple syrup and listen to Bryan Adams for 17 hours on end per WP:SUMMEROF69, eh. (Non-manic-dictator closure) SpecialEH(KoЯn flakes with maple syrup) 12:47, 11 October 2008 (UTC)

Xenocidic

Is Canadian, which means he is from Canadia. Enough said. Shapiros10 ^{contact me}_{My work} 01:05, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

Strong keep We editors will no longer stand for Shapiros' constant need to eliminate editors that are 10x better than him! *Cue the riot!* iMatthew (talk) 01:07, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

RIOT!!!!! Shapiros10 ^{contact me}_{My work} 01:08, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

Eh? –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 01:07, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Keep Since when is being xenophobic a bad thing? He passed an RfA despite having a username with "xeno" in it. That's prima facie evidence of it being ok. Enigma ^message 01:15, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Put in a waffle iron and serve with maple syrup Erik the Red 2 (AVE·CAESAR) 01:32, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
strONG KEep!!! Likes videogames, and doesn't have a Wii... J.delanoy ^gabs_adds 02:49, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Get out plate, knife, fork and napkin -- Hey, Erik's making waffles, and I love waffles! Ecoleetage (talk) 03:14, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
You think Xeno tastes like waffles? Enigma ^message 03:21, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
With plenty of maple syrup and waffle batter he does. Erik the Red 2 (AVE·CAESAR) 03:23, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
mmm... waffles... - Adolphus79 (talk) 03:27, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Keep in exchange for a picture of Xeno with a Mountie hat Being Canadian IS a good reason for deletion...but I could murder for waffles. ... So Why 07:35, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Keep at arms length. Lympathy ^Talk 09:57, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete, tried to delete Keeper out of raging jealousy of my incredible goodlookingness and technical prowess at using Subst: and making templates. I keep having to check his diffs to make sure he isn't screwing up stuff. Oh, and my dashboard is better and he knows it. Keeper ǀ 76 18:56, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

and here all this time I thought he was jealous only because AN/K is more active than AN/X... - Adolphus79 (talk) 19:01, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

Very Strong Delete, as he's made up his province. There's no such place as Canadia! If he was canadian he's have spelt it's name right! Not only, that, but I absolutely hate the canadian people, waffles, golden syrup, hate it.--79.73.46.255 (talk) 19:08, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete – Confuses people by terming "ham" as "Canadian bacon." —Animum (talk) 00:49, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Almost f#####g obvious delete. How the hell can you confuse a food with a film! Andy Bjornovich (talk) (contributions) (email) 06:47, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Rollback to... err.... I mean roll[ing on my] back --PaterMcFly (talk) 16:15, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete Doesn't play Resident Evil.--Koji Dude ^(C) 17:19, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Keep, eh? I don't know what the nominator is on aboot but they have Nova Scotia much is a MAJOR plus. Eh? weburiedoursecretsinthegarden 21:24, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
comment is he a lumberjack? How can we support someone so discriminatory as to want to kill Xenu, the enemy of the hollywood Scientology menaces who brought to life such films as Staying Alive with which to torture us? Sticky Parkin 19:19, 21 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete per WP:HAMMER. JuJube (talk) 08:31, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Very Very Strong Delete, as I can create my own waffles and not be canadian. Andy Bjornovich (talk) (contributions) (email) 19:30, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete — editor clearly exists; nothing else matters. Frank | talk 07:32, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
Transmogrify to User:Jimbo Wales. I can be God-King? –xeno (talk) 17:35, 1 October 2008 (UTC)

Needs moar lolcats. GlassCobra 17:48, 1 October 2008 (UTC)

Delete for the sake of humanity before it's too late Discussion on this user is already underway at WP:Suspected Sockpuppets of Aspiring Bot Overlords, as his daily edit count proves he is a crazed, megalomaniacal WikiBot in disguise, bent on world domination... No human could edit that much in a day; he's a ruthless machine working to enslave Wikipedians everywhere, man! See also his post, two posts above mine, for evidence that he's in on it, right up there with SineBot, ClueBot, and SuggestBot. It's a conspiracy! They're all out to get us, man! The Truth will be revealed! SunDragon34 (talk) 04:16, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

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The result was Okay, we're done here per Cat Stevens's law: once someone mentions Cat Stevens at any point at an EfD discussion, that discussion is over and can never ever be re-opened. Ever. GlassCobra 19:49, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

Ecoleetage

User is not American, therefore doesn't like baseball, therefore violates a rule of WP:AN/K. (keeper76, I'm egging you on...) User has met Paris Hilton. Shapiros10 ^{contact me}_{My work} 20:27, 18 September 2008 (UTC)

Uber strong delete per nominator's second point. –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 20:31, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
Deleting editors. That's hot. Keeper ǀ 76 20:38, 18 September 2008 (UTC)

Yes, I met Paris when I was in L.A. the other week. I spoke with her for about 3-5 minutes. She was very pleasant and respectful. And she said I had a "sexy accent" (score one for Portugal). Ecoleetage (talk) 20:41, 18 September 2008 (UTC)

Portugal and sexy accents ftl –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 20:43, 18 September 2008 (UTC)

Meh. Paris thinks "Midwestern" is a sexy accent. Don't take it too personally, Eco. She was probably high as a kite. Keeper ǀ 76 20:47, 18 September 2008 (UTC)

America FTW! U-S-A! U-S-A! Oh crap Olympics are over. :'( Shapiros10 ^{contact me}_{My work} 20:45, 18 September 2008 (UTC)

Shapiros10 is hot. Hotter than Paris hilton...Shapiros ǀ 10 20:49, 18 September 2008 (UTC) {{o rly}}

For the record, I didn't write that -- Keeper76 ^{contact me}_{My work} 20:54, 18 September 2008 (UTC)

If you guys want me, I'll be over in WikiProject Agriculture watching the pumpkins grow. Ecoleetage (talk) 21:28, 18 September 2008 (UTC)

Merge with User:Shapiros10 - will make for an interesting ~~article~~ user. « Diligent Terrier [talk] 00:52, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Merge per Diligent Terrier. « Diligent Terrier (the nerd) [talk] 00:53, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Merge per Diligent Terrier. « Diligent Terrier (the geek) [talk] 00:53, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Merge per Diligent Terrier. « Diligent Terrier pwnage!!! [talk] 00:53, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Merge per Diligent Terrier. « Diligent Terrier is teh bomb!!! [talk] 00:53, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

Huh? I'll be over in WikiProject Pornography getting pleasure from scantily clad females :P Shapiros10 ^{contact me}_{My work} 00:56, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

Similarly, I'll be over at WP:TROP watching the hurricanes churn up the ocean. –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 00:58, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

Merge with Paris Hilton Imagine the outcome! Just imagine it! ;-) So Why 07:39, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Buy John Johnson's Field Guide to Queues of Mozambique Erik the Red 2 (AVE·CAESAR) 22:27, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Weak neutral because eh... JuJube (talk) 08:30, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Give him a barnstar —Animum (talk) 00:11, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete — editor clearly exists; nothing else matters. Frank | talk 07:32, 26 September 2008 (UTC)

Oh, I've not been deleted yet? Oh, while I am still here, allow me to whip out guitar and serenade you with some choice selections from the Cat Stevens songbook. "Oh, I'm being followed by a moonshadow...moonshadow...moonshadow..." Ecoleetage (talk) 12:48, 7 October 2008 (UTC)

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The result was Speedy bad-faith close. Two annoying pseudo-sock sprees (hint, people: not funny the first time, definitely not funny the eighteenth) and more Mac jokes than you can shake a stick at. That's all she wrote. GlassCobra 19:51, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

IMatthew

User contributes here User likes wrestling User's name is Matthew. Now be deleted n00b! Shapiros10 ^{contact me}_{My work} 23:47, 16 September 2008 (UTC)

Change name to iRobot Isaac Asimov would approve. Ecoleetage (talk) 01:52, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete per JC. –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 01:59, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete per Juliancolton. –JC ^Non-tropical ^Cyclone 01:59, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete per JulianC. –Julian ^{Extratropical} ^Cyclone 01:59, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete per Julian. –JulianC ^Subtropical ^Cyclone 01:59, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
Rename to Coffee. bibliomaniac 15 04:40, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
Introduce to iCarly. They can make sweet iLove and have lots of iBabies, taking many iPhotos to share on their iPods. Keeper ǀ 76 17:23, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
- I'd rather eat bibliomaniac (see below) than make iBabies with iCarly. iMatthew (talk) 18:34, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
  - Only some really old guy with loads of children would know who iCarly is. iMattew: you can't eat Bibliomaniac, we're already short on b-crats! –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 18:46, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
    - Heh. You're not a man until you can watch Boohbah straight through. I've done it. Keeper ǀ 76 18:59, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
      - Hehe, sounds fun... it is of note, though (yes, I stalked your talk page), that it's pronounced "boob-ah". :-) –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 19:04, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
        ZINGZINGZINGBAH???????? weburiedoursecretsinthegarden 21:26, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete per Julian and her ~~socks~~ friends. « iDiligent Terrier (talk) 00:59, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
- Damn you! I'm a him not a her! :P –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 01:01, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Give Shapiros10 Sysop and Bureaucrat because he is awesome Shapiros 10 01:02, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
- Give Sharpiros a big kick in the rear is more like it! iMatthew (talk) 01:04, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
  - Gack, impersonation! This calls for a swing in the face with the AWESOME BANHAMMER OF DOOM! bibliomaniac 15 02:55, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
iKeep because iLike all things with i infront of them because iLove Macs and iPods with iToys from iApple. iSo Why 10:24, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete - User was crazy enough to nom me for adminship! Something is clearly wrong mentally with this user :P Tiptoety ^talk 00:11, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Move to iPod for obvious reasons. --iCoffee // talk // ark // 05:26, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Keep per WP:HAMMER. JuJube (talk) 08:31, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Recycle to the trash can. D.M.N. (talk) 09:55, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Recycle to the trash can. D.A.N. (talk) 09:55, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Recycle to the trash can. D.B.N. (talk) 09:55, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Recycle to the trash can. D.C.N. (talk) 09:55, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Recycle to the trash can. D.D.N. (talk) 09:55, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Recycle to the trash can. D.E.N. (talk) 09:55, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Recycle to the trash can. D.F.N. (talk) 09:55, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Recycle to the trash can. D.G.N. (talk) 09:55, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Recycle to the trash can. D.H.N. (talk) 09:55, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Recycle to the trash can. D.I.N. (talk) 09:55, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Recycle to the trash can. D.J.N. (talk) 09:55, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
- Wow, people are really agreeing here! –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 13:11, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Redirect to Steve Jobs. Erik the Red 2 ~~~~ 01:44, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete — editor clearly exists; nothing else matters. Frank | talk 07:32, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete and sue - User has enviable userpage, causing me mental distress. —La Pianista ^{(T•C•S•R)} 04:03, 27 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete Editor is clearly a coatrack for article edits. Tombomp (talk/contribs) 21:59, 27 September 2008 (UTC)
Wait for 2nd Gen - I habitually never buy a first-edition iProduct because of the bugs they contain. They usually iron this out by the time of the 2nd generation release, even if it might be some time later. Back later, need to sync come choons to my iPhone. Gazi moff 09:40, 29 September 2008 (UTC)
Block until iMatthew 3G - I refuse to trust anyone with anything less than a strong HSDPA signal. - Jameson L. Tai ^{talk ♦ contribs} 06:13, 3 October 2008 (UTC)
Damn, Jamesontai stole my commemt! But yeah, delete until iMatthew 3G. iGottaPee! (talk) 05:02, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
Delete - The apple guys were like... hm... how can we make the new iMatthew Nano worse? By making it even more wobbly so people would drop it and have it slide off surfaces easier! :D hahahahahah - Jameson L. Tai ^{talk ♦ contribs} 05:31, 7 October 2008 (UTC)
Delete per derivative work copyright infringement in name. Thingg ^⊕^⊗ 13:01, 7 October 2008 (UTC)

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The result was I'm bored. Rename to Jumpin' Joe the Argonaut or something. GlassCobra 10:23, 15 November 2008 (UTC)

Awww... but I didn't want this EfD to close yet... :( (Ha! JulianColton, you don't have a smiley for that do ya?! :D)- Jameson L. Tai ^{talk ♦ guestbook ♦ contribs} 05:31, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

Jamesontai

Meh, after none of you guys took the hint... self-nomming for deletion. Shoryuken generally gets someone's attention... :D - Jameson L. Tai ^{talk ♦ guestbook ♦ contribs} 07:28, 30 October 2008 (UTC) Who wants to co-nom? :D - Jameson L. Tai ^{talk ♦ guestbook ♦ contribs} 07:30, 30 October 2008 (UTC)

Delete - self-nom is prima facie evidence of attentionwhoring. [ roux ] [x] 07:33, 30 October 2008 (UTC)

w00t! @ attentionwhoring! - Jameson L. Tai ^{talk ♦ guestbook ♦ contribs} 07:45, 30 October 2008 (UTC)

Strong Keep: Hah! Take that, trying to delete yourself ;) Chamal ^talk 11:36, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
Roll into a snowball and throw at approaching cars....THAT'll teach you not to try to delete yourself. —Ed 17 for President _{Vote for Ed} 13:46, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
Alternatively...Kill the animator which will make James disappear...easier than deleting. :D :D :D :D Either way, I don't care. :) —Ed 17 for President _{Vote for Ed} 13:46, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
Put in a space capsule and transwiki to Wookieepedia. Bon voyage, and may the force be with you. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 18:46, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
Spongebob Squarepants Is there any porn in this store? Sam ^Blab 20:25, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
Give him a gun to shoot himself It's faster than self-nominating for deletion. And the result is not subject to consensus ;-) So Why 21:41, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
Rename to Jamesoncrack. Too good. Something must be fueling him... bibliomaniac 15 02:32, 31 October 2008 (UTC)

Great... get me even more hyper... lmao - Jameson L. Tai ^{talk ♦ guestbook ♦ contribs} 01:40, 2 November 2008 (UTC)

Dismember and feed to rabid chipmunks unless he reveals whether it's parsed as James On Tai; Jameson Tai; Ja, Me's On Tai; or whatever the hell. Short Brigade Harvester Boris (talk) 03:37, 2 November 2008 (UTC)
- Isn't that a very violent form of torture? :P —Ed 17 for President _{Vote for Ed} 03:41, 2 November 2008 (UTC)

Meh... It's Jameson as in "Son of James", last name's Tai... :D I thought my signature made that clear already... :D - Jameson L. Tai ^{talk ♦ guestbook ♦ contribs} 14:13, 4 November 2008 (UTC)

Rename Jamestown Or Jonestown. Or Jehovah's Witnesses. Or Jane Russell. Or John Krasinski. Or James Monroe. Or Jumpin' Jack Flash. Or John Wayne. Or John Paul I. Or John Paul II. Or Jason and the Argonauts. Or Joe the Plumber. Or Jaguarundi. Or...well, I am sure we can think of something. Ecoleetage (talk) 00:38, 4 November 2008 (UTC)

LMAO! This is just hilarious... I wonder how many Democrats I'd piss off if I renamed myself to Joe-the-Plumber... although a better thing to do on their end would be to just cancel my membership to their party... :D - Jameson L. Tai ^{talk ♦ guestbook ♦ contribs} 14:13, 4 November 2008 (UTC)

Delete — Doesn't edit tropical cyclone articles. –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 17:48, 10 November 2008 (UTC)

Yeah I do... -_-; I edited Tropical Storm Fay article in August on WikiNews, don't know where that article went though... -_- - Jameson L. Tai ^{talk ♦ guestbook ♦ contribs} 18:33, 10 November 2008 (UTC)

Comment - Strange no one has pulled the huge math formulas on me yet... :D put a BVP on the potential equation on how FAIL I am... :D - Jameson L. Tai ^{talk ♦ guestbook ♦ contribs} 06:28, 13 November 2008 (UTC)
- Changed to strong delete per abuse of the emoticon ":D". User:Juliancolton/Faces is clearly better. –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 14:43, 13 November 2008 (UTC)

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The result was something. Any of you guys seen the movie Child Bride... bibliomaniac 15 04:00, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

Odd, since a) Am perfectly of the legal age to marry, b) That would list you as a perpetrator of a federal crime, trying to propose to me like that. Need a lawyer? —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 04:11, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

Who said I was talking about you? bibliomaniac 15 04:36, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

Then it should be "Child Groom". Unless... —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 04:39, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

Let's not go there, or there, or there.

*cuddles up to Biblio* But why, dearie? Can't you let Pianista insult you a little bit? *_* —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 04:48, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

If I may quote Hobbes the Tiger: "I was beguiled by her feminine charms. Yow." bibliomaniac 15 04:52, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

Let's play Calvinball. I am Calvin...you are the ball. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 04:56, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

Wait - I'm confused. Pianista, are you the transvestite now? —Ed 17 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 04:58, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

"No sport is less organized than Calvinball!" —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 05:00, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

Please don't pull The Crying Game on me. It will scar me for life. bibliomaniac 15 05:03, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

Um WP:BEANS? —Ed 17 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 05:05, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 05:05, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

La Pianista

This user deserves to be deleted after a completely bad-faith nom of moi. Just because I teased her for this edit does not mean that she has to get mad and nominate me for deletion.... Maybe she is trying to blackmail me into a spot on my Cabinet? :D :D :D :D —Ed 17 for President _{Vote for Ed} 16:48, 26 October 2008 (UTC)

Addendum: Editor is also a bear. —Ed 17 for President _{Vote for Ed} 19:25, 28 October 2008 (UTC)

Speedy keep - nomination is a textbook case of IDONTLIKEHER. –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 16:57, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
- Couldn't my nom below be speedy kept for (almost) the same reason? :) (I'd be IDONTLIKEHIM.) —Ed 17 for President _{Vote for Ed} 17:01, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
  - No, because I don't don't like you... I don't like your mom. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 21:01, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
    - Was that necessary...? We are really going to start with these 'your mom' jokes again? :D :D :D :D 14:41, 30 October 2008 (UTC)

Lock in a Room with Beach boys Records Help me, Rhonda! Sam ^Blab 18:43, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
- Goodness gracious, no. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 20:57, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
Lock in a Room with Hannah Montana Get the best of Both Worlds! iMatthew (talk) 21:06, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
- Dear goodness gracious, no-way-in-heck no. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 21:09, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
- BTW, where is Bibliomaniac? Isn't he supposed to be all over Hanny Montanny...? :D :D :D —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 21:16, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
  - Marry me, Pianista, marry me. bibliomaniac 15 05:25, 29 October 2008 (UTC)
    - AWWW what a romantic proposal! :D How cuuuute! Can I get an invitation to the wedding? When is it? Where is it? :P —Ed 17 for President _{Vote for Ed} 14:43, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
      - Hey, Pianista, y'got a 'crat to propose to you. How can you say no? IceUnshattered ^{[ t ]} 21:17, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
        Simple. He's a crat. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 01:47, 31 October 2008 (UTC)
        You know, playing hard to get piques my interest even more. ;) bibliomaniac 15 02:33, 31 October 2008 (UTC)
        "Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract." —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 03:16, 31 October 2008 (UTC)
        I am smitten. As they say, love makes a fool of the wise. bibliomaniac 15 04:06, 31 October 2008 (UTC)
(←) I am creeped. As they say, Biblio should have been deleted quite some time ago... —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 16:34, 1 November 2008 (UTC)
- -is creeped as well- Biblio x Pianista? -hides behind graphing calculator- IceUnshattered ^{[ t ]} 18:58, 1 November 2008 (UTC)
Delete and enforce permanent ban from looking at LOLcats: Likez they picz 2 much. Iz gonna kill her dead 4 that. BTW, I'm not sure who Hannah Montana is, but I'd say she deserves that too. Chamal ^talk 13:39, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
Redirect to La Piñata Gazi moff 15:06, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
Merge with Scott Joplin -- now that was a great pianista! Ecoleetage (talk) 01:02, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
Strong Keep-Even teasing is stupid irresponsible and doesn't contribute to the Encyclopedia. Chubbennaitor 09:07, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
Lock a in room with the Jonas Brothers Hey, you asked for it! Little Mountain5 13:55, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
Delete per $la(pianista)={\begin{cases}\phi _{n}(\kappa )={\frac {1}{4\pi ^{2}\kappa ^{2}}}\int _{0}^{\infty }{\frac {\sin(\kappa R)}{\kappa R}}{\frac {\partial }{\partial R}}\left[R^{2}{\frac {\partial D_{n}(R)}{\partial R}}\right]\ &editcount>\pi \\{}_{p}F_{q}(a_{1},...,a_{p};c_{1},...,c_{q};z)=\sum _{n=0}^{\infty }{\frac {(a_{1})_{n}\cdot \cdot \cdot (a_{p})_{n}}{(c_{1})_{n}\cdot \cdot \cdot (c_{q})_{n}}}{\frac {z^{n}}{n!}}&editcount<\pi \\\sum _{m=1}^{\infty }\sum _{n=1}^{\infty }{\frac {m^{2}\,n}{3^{m}\left(m\,3^{n}+n\,3^{m}\right)}}&editcount=\pi \end{cases}}$ --Icewedge (talk) 05:12, 29 October 2008 (UTC)

Hey, I barely understand functions! -kills self- I

ceUnshattered ^{[ t ]} 23:14, 29 October 2008 (UTC) What does that formula even mean?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?--68.192.47.94 (talk) 00:19, 7 November 2008 (UTC)

Usurp Jerry Lee Lewis, shake nerves and rattle brain. Goodness gracious... Short Brigade Harvester Boris (talk) 05:19, 29 October 2008 (UTC)
Really really strong support! Why should Lapinista be deleted she's one of my best friends!!! She hasn't done anything wrong! :D--Spittlespat 20:05, 1 November 2008 (UTC)
Should not be deleted!!!She has made several edits and should be kept.--What!?Why?Who? (talk) 14:48, 4 November 2008 (UTC)
- She could be deleted for the very same reason, you know, chéri. IceUnshattered ^{[ t ]} 22:45, 4 November 2008 (UTC)
 - :) agreed! DELETE HER ALREADY! :P —Ed 17 for President _{Vote for Ed} 23:03, 4 November 2008 (UTC)
 - I didn't say that I wanted to delete her. I was merely stating a point which, frankly, wrecks WhatWhyWho's point. At the same time, I could wreck a bunch of other people's points, but I'm too busy staring at people on MSNBC/CNN ramble on about McCain, Obama (repeat that 368 times, then say "Nader"). Agreeing with my statement and wanting to delete La Pianista is not the same thing. -rubs hands together- IceUnshattered ^{[ t ]} 23:28, 4 November 2008 (UTC)
 - What are you people saying? I don't understand. All the more reason for deleting her. Chamal ^talk 14:24, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
 Do not support deletion You teased La Pianista and then La Pianista nominated you for deletion. I find this awkward. Just tell her your opinion. You don`t need to nominate her for deletion. ♣Princess Clown♥ 23:40, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
 Whoa, its all a joke...you can't delete editors! —Ed 17 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 23:42, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
 (Princesse, chérie, we aren't honestly going to go do a Damnatio memoriae and nuke Pianista's userpage and talk page...) IceUnshattered ^{[ t ]} 23:57, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
 Lies, all lies, I tell you! Hey, I'd do anything for a support vote now... —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 00:18, 10 November 2008 (UTC)
 Hey, "Lock in a Room with Beach boys Records" is a support - he's not trying to delete you, so it's a support. :P —Ed 17 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 02:41, 10 November 2008 (UTC)
 Meh. That's like saying "You haven't killed me yet, which means you want me to live." —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 02:46, 10 November 2008 (UTC)
 Um isn't trying to delete La Pianista because of a small thing a bit......i dunno, weird? ♣Princess Clown♥ 23:14, 10 November 2008 (UTC)
- (<-) Weird? Not at all! ♫♪ IceUnshattered ^{[ t ]} 23:41, 10 November 2008 (UTC)
 - No! It is evil. All the more reason to delete him and keep me. DELETE THE CAD ALREADY! —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 18:50, 12 November 2008 (UTC)

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The result was Obvious Delete for not winning the presidential race. Geez, how do you lose to an old geezer and some big-eared wishy-washy? GlassCobra 10:21, 15 November 2008 (UTC)

the ed17

User is attempting to run for president. Obviously power-hungry. :) —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 03:37, 26 October 2008 (UTC)

Addendum: Editor is also a jerk. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 22:20, 28 October 2008 (UTC)

LOL hey now.... :D :D :D :D —Ed 17 for President _{Vote for Ed} 01:36, 29 October 2008 (UTC)

Strong delete and nuke: Seems to have a strong dislike for bird farms, very biased towards battleships. Makes conflicting statements (eg: 1 and 2, on userpage). I also have strong reason to believe that the user is a shameless liar (userpage says only 1 DYK contribution, but I have definitely seen more from him at Template talk:Did you know). Chamal ^talk 04:33, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
- First: I am currently working on seven different battlecruiser articles. Not battleships. Battlecruisers. There is a marked difference between the two. Get it RIGHT! :D :D :D :D
- Second: Well...ahhh....ummmm...welll....pretend that there is a witty, awesome and cool remark here.
- Third: I actually have t wo. =/ And I have 3 currently nominated... ;)
- Fourth: Your vote should not count because you are STALKING ME, O.O thus violating one of the alphabet-soup WP:letters here policies. But no, its not WP:LANDSHARK. I'm still in one piece!—Ed 17 for President _{Vote for Ed} 05:16, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
Sentence to life in prison for killing "the ed1", "the ed2", "the ed3", "the ed4", "the ed5", "the ed6", "the ed7", "the ed8", "the ed9", "the ed10", "the ed11, "the ed12", "the ed13", "the ed14", "the ed15" and "the ed16". So Why 10:57, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
- Actually, on a really weird note, my friends tried to ruin the Shannara page at one point in time because they saw me working on it in school one day....so "Ed16", "the ed117" and "Theed18" all existed...and yes, they were all slain, though not by me. =)(See this) —Ed 17 for President _{Vote for Ed} 21:29, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
  - But I'm not dead. the ed 1 ^(T•C•S) 21:35, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
    - Neither am I. the ed 16 ^(T•C•S) 21:35, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
      - Or I. I might think of annihilating the guy directly behind me, though. the ed 18 ^(T•C•S) 21:35, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
        Omg, zombies!!!! Grab the LPs to fight them!!! So Why 19:06, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
Cook in a pot with plenty of carrots and eat because 'ed' sounds like 'red' and red is the colour of tomato ketchup, which goes well with carrots. DendodgeTalk^Contribs 11:05, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
Wipe up the Blood Easy people. Easy-E. Sam ^Blab 12:18, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
Delete: it's only natural for the adoptee to rise up and turn against the adopter! Ollie Fury _Contribs 17:00, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
Shake down for money Hey, he's from Connecticut -- that's where rich people live, right? C'mon, Ed, open the wallet... :) Ecoleetage (talk) 01:04, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
(delete) Yes, donate to Me. Donate all of that cash you got from campaign fundraising! IceUnshattered ^{[ t ]} 22:42, 28 October 2008 (UTC)

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The result was Delete per inactivity. Hasn't even bothered to come here and defend himself. Bastard. GlassCobra 10:19, 15 November 2008 (UTC)

Example

I have listed this user for deletion because:

He/She/It exists, as proven by his/her/its edits.
He/She/It does not exist, as proven by the discussion(s) on his/her/its talk page.
Due to the aforementioned contradictions, this user apparently serves no purpose but to confuse and distract our editors from doing something actually useful. Hence, this existing nonexistent user must be deleted to maintain consensus. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 22:31, 21 October 2008 (UTC)

Strong delete - sets a bad example... –xeno (talk) 22:36, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
Stone use as an example for what happens when you question Supreme authority. Erik the Red 2 ~~~~ 22:46, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
Your Mom Are we treading water? No, it's me! OMFG TIME TO GET TO TEH HOSPITALEZ! Sam ^Blab 00:35, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
Keep He/she/it ~~clearly~~ might exist, nothing else matters. –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 01:31, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
Support User never edits, and therefore will never abuse the tools. A perfect candidate. SunDragon34 (talk) 06:28, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
Blah (head pops off) SunDragon34 (talk) 06:28, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
Keep Sets an good example to us all - no edit wars, no blocks, no conflicts. A perfect user! So Why 06:36, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
Delete Sets a terrible example to us all - no edit wars, no blocks, no conflicts. A perfect user, and we cannot have that! Ecoleetage (talk) 17:22, 23 October 2008 (UTC)
Wall away alive per The Cask of Amontillado as an 'example' to all vandals. —Ed 17 for President _{Vote for Ed} 19:48, 24 October 2008 (UTC)

Don't know what he/she/it is, but he/she/it is most certainly not a vandal...yet. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 03:58, 26 October 2008 (UTC)

Delete: Ugly userpage is used only for providing ugly examples. A clear violation of some policy at WP:USERPAGE, but I can't remember which. Chamal ^talk 04:39, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
Speedy speedy delete - Come on guys, he both exists and does not exist! Quick! Get rid of him before he divides by zero and comes up with a result, creating a black hole that will destroy the universe! DO IT NOW, MAN!!!! 17:46, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
Rename to Schrödinger's user. Gazi moff 15:10, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
Delete Low mainspace count. PeterSymonds (talk) 17:02, 8 November 2008 (UTC)

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The result was Speedy Rename to something less pirate-y. Mauve is pretty good. GlassCobra 10:17, 15 November 2008 (UTC)

Erik the Red 2

Speaks Portugese with a Scandinavian username. Sam ^Blab 21:32, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

Norwegian is often called "Danish with a Swedish accent." :-P —Animum (talk) 15:27, 26 October 2008 (UTC)

Toss into the Pacific Ocean, so he doesn't bother me in the Atlantic or iMatthew in the Nile River. –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 22:11, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
Speedy merge and redirect deletion review to RfC with a side of seasoned fries. Because those Viking horns are POINTY, yo.Gladys J Cortez 23:05, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
Trust me, kids, Red is soooooooooooooo last year. We need a new colour scheme here -- how about...Erik the Mauve? I'm hearing from Milan that Mauve is the new Black. Yes, Rename Erik the Mauve. Love it, pure kismet (Eco, you are so brill that it is frightening). Ecoleetage (talk) 02:47, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
- Speedy raid your home town for that. Erik the Red 2 ~~~~ 03:01, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
Rename to Rainbow Erik. "Erik the Red" shows a clear POV preference for a color that cannot be tolerated. User has to like all colors equally!! So Why 13:00, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete — editor clearly exists; nothing else matters. Frank | talk 19:38, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
Speedy keep - is red, therefore Irish. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 01:05, 23 October 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete, salt, then merge with User:Erik the Green and nominate for adminship: All because my imaginary cat told me to say that. DendodgeTalk^Contribs 09:26, 25 October 2008 (UTC)

Sorry, merge and delete violates the GFDL. GlassCobra 09:29, 25 October 2008 (UTC)

Then why not delete and merge? DendodgeTalk^Contribs 11:06, 25 October 2008 (UTC)

Merge with Lily the Pink and Pukao to achieve a more global perspective and a slightly wider colour palette. Ϣere SpielChequers 10:57, 8 November 2008 (UTC)

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The result was Baleeted. Come on, Fhqwagads. GlassCobra 15:44, 23 November 2008 (UTC)

Juliancolton

Per this comment from IRC from the nominated user. JulianC93 wonders why he isn't at EFD yet. iMatthew (talk) 20:17, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

Redirect to Julian Clary :) Gazi moff 20:39, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
Toss into Atlantic Ocean Erik the Red 2 ~~~~ 20:41, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

To close to my home. Toss him into the Nile River. iMatthew (talk) 20:51, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

Topic Ban Ban from page Julian Lennon. Like father does not mean like son. Sam ^Blab 21:27, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
Merge with Julian Cope. Or possibly Orange Julius, orange sherbet, Agent Orange, Agent 99, or 99 Luftballoons. (Note to self: we need an article for orange sherbet.)Gladys J Cortez 23:02, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

Incidentally, we do have a rainbow sherbert article, though it's in pretty rough shape. GlassCobra 23:06, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

Remove from Nile River Look, we have enough pollution in Africa's rivers without this character mucking things up. Throw him in the Hudson River. Ecoleetage (talk) 02:47, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete — editor clearly exists; nothing else matters. Frank | talk 19:38, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
- How do you know I exist? I might be a sock.^{[citation needed]} –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 19:44, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
OK, speedy delete — editor's socks clearly exist; nothing else matters. Frank | talk 20:08, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
Much better. :-) –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 20:55, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
Delete at sea. Let's hope he doesn't make landfall. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 03:43, 22 October 2008 (UTC)

Comment what happens if he gathers strength and becomes a full-blown typhoon...? It'd make it harder to delete @ sea... —Ed 17 for President _{Vote for Ed} 01:07, 25 October 2008 (UTC)

ZAP EMZ WIT DA SATELITEZ!! —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 21:34, 25 October 2008 (UTC)

Just throw him out of the Planetary boundary layer...oh, but then elevated convection comes into play. Curses! IceUnshattered ^{[ t ]} 22:44, 28 October 2008 (UTC)

Keep I lost the coin toss... boooooo... :D - Jameson L. Tai ^{talk ♦ guestbook ♦ contribs} 17:43, 10 November 2008 (UTC)
Speedy zap per Pianista. Why would I vote for a thing like that? User assumed that I vandalized...an extremely big violation of WP:ABF. —Ed 17 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 06:04, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
Throw into D.C. - Where the scum goes.--Res 2216firestar 21:00, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
Delete, Salt, Pepper, and serve with Onion rings - Has killed over 5000 people with his reckless category five force winds. Misuse of the admin tool to spawn tornadoes and floods. French fries might be nice too. _David ^WS _(contribs) 23:45, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

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The result was I did it for the lulz. GlassCobra 10:15, 15 November 2008 (UTC)

Matthewedwards

Matthew or Edward? Pick on or must be deleted. Also, who does he think he is taking over for The Rambling Man? Time to "Ramble" on about getting him deleted! iMatthew (talk) 19:59, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

Report to UAA as a clear imitator of User:Matthew Edwards. –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 20:03, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
Delete Userpage is too full, and too yellow. So Why 20:25, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
Merge to User: MattwardsGazi moff 20:34, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
Rename To Edthew. Sam ^Blab 21:34, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
Replace with Matthew Broderick. Hey, so I liked the movie musical of "The Producers" -- anyone have a problem with that? Ecoleetage (talk) 02:47, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete — editor clearly exists; nothing else matters. Frank | talk 19:38, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
Steamroll. Then, he'll be a welcome matt. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 21:31, 23 October 2008 (UTC)
Delete for all of the comments he makes in ##epiclulz ^connect :D Replace with Matthew Perry, maybe some more sarcastic yet humorous comments is what we need. :) - Jameson L. Tai ^{talk ♦ guestbook ♦ contribs} 17:40, 10 November 2008 (UTC)

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The result was Delete as inferior to Kool-Aid. GlassCobra 17:08, 26 December 2008 (UTC)

CountyLemonade

I have checked all the criteria and it seems I'm eligible. Anyway, it looks like I've become rather disinterested in editing so I decided to give this a go-around. References are floating around somewhere - C L — 23:58, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

Sugar: Too sour. No one's going to pay a buck per glass... —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 00:00, 8 December 2008 (UTC)
Delete Non-notable editor, tagged as needing references for several months, fails WP:BIO and WP:NOT#BATTLEGROUND. Blatant COI issues, spammy tone, etc. Delete with all due haste. GlassCobra 10:00, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
Freeze A lemon popsicle, mmm mmmm! :) Ecoleetage (talk) 13:38, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
Serve in a refreshing tall glass, to the side of festive delectables such as chips, fruit salad, and burgers. *Drools from hunger* --Dylan 620 _Contribs ^Sign! 22:58, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
Keep. Self-noms are always indicative of power-grabbing. Aptery gial 05:10, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
Drink unless it's Country Time, which tastes like cold pee, in which case it should just be dumped out. Ten Pound Hammer and his otters • ^{(Broken clamshells • Otter chirps • HELP)} 05:45, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

I'm not sure which scares me more, the fact that you've tasted Country Time or the fact that you've tasted cold pee. *shivers* davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 05:57, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

I've not, really, just had to find a way to say that Country Time is undrinkable. Ten Pound Hammer and his otters • ^{(Broken clamshells • Otter chirps • HELP)} 18:27, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

That still begs the questions: 1) How do you know and 2) how did you survive? davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 02:18, 13 December 2008 (UTC)

1.) Okay, what I imagine cold pee tastes like, and 2.) is there anything harmful in pee anyway? :-P Ten Pound Hammer and his otters • ^{(Broken clamshells • Otter chirps • HELP)} 04:15, 13 December 2008 (UTC)

Re: 2) - I was talking about the Country Time. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 04:27, 13 December 2008 (UTC)

Comment: 2) Perhaps so. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 05:14, 13 December 2008 (UTC)

WHOA! Thanks for the warning; now I know not to drink Mountain Dew for a while. :P --Dylan 620 _Contribs ^Sign! 12:45, 13 December 2008 (UTC)

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The result was Fail. Why was this never closed if the victim/nom withdrew? You guys suck. GlassCobra 17:06, 26 December 2008 (UTC)

Dylan620

This time around, I am nominating... myself. As my account name implies, my name is Dylan and I am 620 years old. What?! What did you say?! --Dylan 620 _Contribs ^Sign! 19:18, 5 December 2008 (UTC)

Delete for not specifying whether it's pronounced "Dil-lan620" or "Dye-lan620." Accuracy is of utmost importance in this delightful congregation. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 19:33, 5 December 2008 (UTC)

Keep per WP:NOTNOW. User has zero mainspace fatalities. ~SunDragon34 (talk) 19:43, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
Merge with Dylan Hunt, and call the result "Bruce." --A More Perfect Onion (talk) 20:16, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
- Don't Bring Me Down, Bruce —Ed 17 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 20:30, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
Vegeta What does the scouter say about his age level? It's over nine thousaaaaand!! GlassCobra 21:36, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
Delete per WP:SOMERANDOMSHORTCUTTOAPOLICYTHATDOESNOTSUPPORTVOTEATALLBUTSTILLLOOKSGOODTOWRITEASAREASON. So Why 21:45, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
Delete: User's name begins with 'D', so does 'delete', which is ~~prime facey~~ ~~prime face~~ ~~prima fashy~~ - oh, I give up! Dendodge Talk^Contribs 23:24, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
Oppose I view self-noms as prima facie evidence of power hunger. l'aquatique || talk 10:50, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
Delete. I do not believe the user's claim to be 620 years old. Unfortunately, I am unable to determine whether he is really just 62 years old, or 6.2 years old. Meanwhile, this discussion is causing me to sing the They Might Be Giants song "I Am One Thousand Years Old." My family and real-life friends will confirm that anything that causes me to sing should be avoided. Newyorkbrad (talk) 16:09, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
Keep self-noms are prime face evidence of something or other. Durova^Charge! 19:18, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
Merge with User:Jdelanoy. Names sound too familiar (except without the 620 part and the J of course). Chamal ^talk 12:56, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
- On second thoughts, the user seems to be lying. There is no way he can know he is 620 years old if he is really 620 years old. Anybody that old can only give an approximate age, such as 600/650. 620 is far too accurate, which means he is lying. Didn't we use to do something to people who lied? Lock them up in a room with some watz-his-name? Chamal ^talk 13:04, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
  - So everyone in Category:1388 births who claims to be still alive is lying? PeterSymonds (talk) 13:07, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
    - Yes. frowns at Peter... If the person is still living, he should be in Category:1358 births or Category:1408 births. Anything that says otherwise (birth certificates etc) are fake. Chamal ^talk 00:57, 8 December 2008 (UTC)
      - Unless there was a very accurate chronicler. ;) PeterSymonds (talk) 10:17, 8 December 2008 (UTC)
    - Wouldn't the correct category be Wikipedia Users born in 1388, as we are discussing an editor and not an article? --A More Perfect Onion (talk) 16:11, 8 December 2008 (UTC)
  - I don't think so. Per this deletion discussion it would be deleted. PeterSymonds (talk) 19:10, 8 December 2008 (UTC)
Withdraw - Must – take – part – in – other – EFD's – can't – stop – self... --Dylan 620 _Contribs ^Sign! 10:42, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
Delete user withdrew but didn't close it. Fail. PeterSymonds (talk) 14:21, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
One Christmas was so much like another, in those years around the sea-town corner now and out of all sound except the distant speaking of the voices I sometimes hear a moment before sleep, that I can never remember whether it snowed for six days and six nights when I was twelve or...oh, wrong Dylan. Ecoleetage (talk) 02:31, 10 December 2008 (UTC)

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The result was Dear God, this is way too long. What the hell happened here? GlassCobra 10:19, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

Bastique

The one, the only, Cary Bass himself. WMF big muckamuck. Nominating for deletion due to conflicted disinterest. Waaay too nice for such an uber role. Need to replace with Evil Henchman. Durova^Charge! 17:55, 2 December 2008 (UTC)

Merge with User:Cary Bass then delete and block as the former is clear evidence of sockpuppetry. Dendodge Talk^Contribs 17:57, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
- That's a strong allegation. Can you prove it? Xavexgoem (talk) 21:04, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
  - The user admits it. Also, the user is employed by the WMF and that prime face evidence of power hunger. Dendodge Talk^Contribs 21:10, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
    - You mean prima facie, right? :p PeterSymonds (talk) 21:14, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
      - 'twas deliberate misspelling. Dendodge Talk^Contribs 21:20, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
        Ooh... *wanders off* PeterSymonds (talk) 21:40, 2 December 2008 (UTC)

comment User is a vegetarian. -- 192.168.0.1 talk 22:06, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
- Which gives us even more reason to delete. The user denies being a vegetarian, despite prime face evidence to the contrary in the form of a picture of them eating meat. Dendodge Talk^Contribs 22:32, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
Force-feed Vegemite. Let's see just how Vegan he claims to be. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 22:42, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
Better: Force-feed Soylent Green. Its green, so its vegan, right? :D —Ed 17 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 22:45, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
Rename Basque And then see about getting discount membership in Euskadi Ta Askatasuna. Ecoleetage (talk) 04:19, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
Cage with Chuck Norris. There's only enough room in the world for one badass. bibliomaniac 15 04:21, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
- In that case, Cage with La Pianista. Or Jennavecia. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 04:23, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
 - Mmm...catfight. I am strangely aroused. bibliomaniac 15 04:26, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
 - I didn't think that could happen to a 'crat... —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 04:31, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
 - Your fault for melting my heart of ice and penetrating my steely exterior. bibliomaniac 15 04:48, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
 "Steely exterior?" It was all mush and gush to me. I bet with all the money you 'crats make, you can afford bon-bons at every meal of the day. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 04:50, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
 (e/c) DOWN, biblio...she's mine. :D :P —Ed 17 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 04:51, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
 Ooh, a dogfight. I am strangely aroused. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 04:53, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
 
 Edward, I challenge you to a duel! Only one of us is coming out of this alive! bibliomaniac 15 04:58, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
 *Ed pwns biblio with his own weapon with one blow to the head. Fight ends/bell rings/Ed emerges victorious - and being gracious, he ignores the thumbs down and allows biblio to live. He then walks off into the sunset, Pianista on his arm.* (...as biblio is shut away in an ambulance and brought before ArbCom on the charge of attempted murder. =]) -transmission ends- Ouch. Not even a chance to fight back? :D :D :D —Ed 17 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 05:09, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
 Dishonorable conduct, you brigand! *Sheer light of biblio's awesomeness pwns Ed, who somehow melts into a quantum intangibility, even though biblio was going to let that guy live anyway (if he didn't want to live, his loss), proceeds to win simultaneous wife carrying/kissing contest with Pianista without the Estonian carry, everyone lives happily ever after* bibliomaniac 15 05:52, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
 Would you mind telling us how you escaped from ~~Arkham~~ ArbCom? I think that you may have just dreamed all of that... :) —Ed 17 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 14:37, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
 He snuck away whilst all the arbs were distracted by live feeds of the votes... L'Aquatique[talk] 18:25, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
 -forces down vomit- This again, Pianista, Ed, Biblio? "Votes! Votes! For me! Oh, no!!! Come on, one more, and I'll be outta the negatives!" ...and Biblio, beaming, ran away to be crazy and all. You know, I had to pay 'em some money to get you in Arkham - get back there, or else I demand a refund. </weird, rambling randomness> Icy // ♫ 20:28, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
 Wait, so if I'm reading this right...Icy is on my side? What a weird day... :D —Ed 17 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 20:39, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
 You know what, I think I'll but Biblio back in Arkham and make Ed pay this time. Icy // ♫ 21:13, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
 What about a compromise... bibliomaniac 15 23:41, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
(<=) I'd rather be cut in two between you both than share a bed with the likes of you. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 23:48, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
- Don't do it Solomon! bibliomaniac 15 04:41, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
 - Lol I agree, but I still get to keep her - you are in Arkham. :P —Ed 17 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 04:44, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
 - They say the craziest people are the most brilliant, and more passionate lovers too.^{[original research?]} bibliomaniac 15 04:49, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
 - You added the {{or}} tag yourself? Ladies and gentlemen, that is prime-facebook evidence of insanity. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 20:57, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
 Voting commencing on whether to extend our favorite crat's stay in Arkham for another year. All in favor...? Icy // ♫ 22:03, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
 Guess who's making me go insane? bibliomaniac 15 23:52, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
 Um, I don't know...Icy? Oh man, is she going to kill me for this... —Ed 17 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 23:56, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
 (e/c) Mudkipz? —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 00:03, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
 All in favor of Ed's execution by firing squad? Yes? No? All in favor of Ed's execution by guillotine? Sorry, Pianista, looks like I don't like your boys. Icy // ♫ 01:34, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
 No and no. I don't wanna die!!! ='( Wow, I was actually right lol! —Ed 17 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 01:40, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
Depilate - I don't like goatees. // roux editor review 18:31, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

Lock in Bastille because that's the thing that comes to my mind whenever I read his username. L'Aquatique[talk] 18:37, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

*Above vote indented and struck. Remarkable similarity in usernames indicates sockpuppetry. // roux editor review 18:41, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

Above comment also indented and struck- because I said so. L'Aquatique[talk] 19:41, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

Above comment made prettier. // roux editor review 19:48, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

Above comment made 42.3% more amusing. L'Aquatique[talk] 20:09, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

Above comment boldly emboldened by my emboldening boldness. Dendodge Talk^Contribs 20:16, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

BOOM!Above comment posted under the auspices of the United Nations. // roux editor review 20:29, 3 December 2008 (UTC)BOOM!

MOOB 1...2...3...4...5...ni tcurtsed fles lliw tnrmmoc evobADendodge Talk^Contribs 20:35, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

˙˙˙ʎlpuǝıɹɟ-ɔıxǝlsʎp ǝpɐɯ ʇuǝɯɯoɔ ǝʌoqɐ l'aquatique || talk 22:06, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

Above comment flipped. Dendodge Talk^Contribs 22:13, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

Above comment made seizure-inducing. l'aquatique || talk 22:21, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

Above comment commented out. l'aquatique || talk 22:38, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

Above somment indented a bit too far. Dendodge Talk^Contribs 22:41, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

Abuv commntz mayd clikibel. –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 19:36, 5 December 2008 (UTC)

Above comment made LOLcat-friendly. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 19:38, 5 December 2008 (UTC)

Above comment shrunken. 19:40, 5 December 2008 (UTC)— Preceding unsigned comment added by Dendodge (talk • contribs)

Above comment unsigned. :P —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 20:47, 5 December 2008 (UTC)

Above comment made big ON WHEELS! Dendodge Talk^Contribs 20:52, 5 December 2008 (UTC)

*^*_*^*_*Above** comment_* ^*made* Willy-friendly.*^*_* —*^*_*La Pianista ^{(T•C_{_{_{_*}}}•S)} 04:35, 6 *^*_* December 2008 (UTC)*^*_*

L'annotation ci-dessous donné des pouvoirs magiques. Dendodge Talk^Contribs 08:58, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

Aboveth commenth Frenchified (probableth incorrectlehy) l'aquatique || talk 10:59, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

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♫ ♫ Above comment AAA-ified. Dendodge Talk^Contribs 15:50, 6 December 2008 (UTC)♫ ♫

Above comment set to music. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 18:14, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

Above comment now in monospace. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 18:39, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

18:39, plagiarized ^(T•C•S) :P comment La Pianista Above 2008 now . — 6 December (UTC)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Above comment shuffled. Dendodge Talk^Contribs 18:43, 6 December 2008 (UTC)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

bv cmmnt md th mst bnxs n Wkpd hstry. —L Pnst ^(T•C•S) 19:01, 6 Dcmbr 2008 (UTC)

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:::::::::Above comment made devoid of letters. '''[[User:Dendodge|Dendodge]]''' [[User talk:Dendodge|Talk]][[Special:Contributions/Dendodge|Contribs]] 20:03, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

Above comment made devoid of wiki-markup. Ooh, poor 'edian...

—Le Jesus ^{(asketh•and ye shall•receiveth)} 20:05, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

Above comment converted to Christianity. Happy Hanukkah! || Shalom 00:10, 9 Kislev 5769 (UTC)

Above

Judaism. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 00:13, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

Comrades! Above comment partially abducted by aliens, for make benefit great nation Wikipedia. Heil Jimbo! l'aquatique || talk 00:35, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

*munch* nista]] ^(T•C•S) 00:43, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

User:X!/FacepalmAbove comment fed to my pet moose. l'aquatique || talk 01:03, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

AbUv CoMent FasepaRmd PXK ^T /_C 01:57, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

Above comment written by a 4-year-old. Dendodge Talk^Contribs 13:00, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

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AbovecommentencodedsoonlyMI5canunderstandit.DendodgeTalk^Contribs20:29,7December2008(UTC)

Above comment failz at spacing. aye matthew ✡ 23:40, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

Above comment epic failz as iz. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 23:48, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

Aevb o om t en c m d a e mcro l o l uf. –ianJlunotclno ^rolTipca ^lconCye :0200 8, eebrcDme 8020 (CTU)

Above comment was caught up and jumbled in his "tropical cyclone". —Ed 17 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 17:04, 8 December 3008 (UTC)

ZAP! to the future. –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 19:18, 8 December 2008 (UTC)

Above comment hit by lightning.

—Ed 17 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 19:51, 8 December 2008 (UTC)

Above comment unindented and nominated for Vice President of the United States. l'aquatique || talk 21:01, 7 December 1941 (UTC)

Above comment sent back to the time of the attacks on Pearl Harbor. --Dylan 620 _Contribs ^Sign! 17:23, 9 December 2008 (UTC)

Merge to Moose while singing Hot N Cold. I don't know why, but it will amuse me :P RockManQ^{Review me} 22:16, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
Block for two weeks and send on holiday. Seriously, the guy seserves it. Maybe the Maldives? Gazi moff 21:27, 8 December 2008 (UTC)

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The result was Bot close. If you notice an error, please consult my creator. GlassBot 17:02, 26 December 2008 (UTC)

Deskana

The user who does the forum shopping - every single flag other than Founder? That's got to be an evil vandal, speedy delete! (log for verification....) The Helpful One 18:11, 1 December 2008 (UTC)

Bureaucrat note: Checkuser note: and Note: This user is ungrateful for me promoting him to admin [5]. This is a clear conflict of interest. It is him that should be deleted. I should be rewarded with the founder flag. --Deskana (talk) 18:15, 1 December 2008 (UTC)

Lol, scroll down, and vote then ;) The Helpful One 18:20, 1 December 2008 (UTC)

Strong Delete Very very heinous user, all those flags, the shame! THE SHAME! MBisanz ^talk 18:14, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete Clearly a False flag operation. Enigma ^message 18:19, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete Granting one's self all those flags is prima facie evidence of power hunger. I would like to propose crushing by elephant for the execution method. J.delanoy ^gabs_adds 18:22, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
SNOWball keep User is a human, not a bot. Check the logs for proof. Enigma ^message 19:01, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
Sentence him to Ombudsman Commission. Bastique ^demandez 21:11, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
Delete before she goes rogue and kills us all I almost nuked her account before the mean stewards stopped me. At least let us delete her :D - NuclearWarfare ^{contact me}_{My work} 21:17, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
- Who's she? *looks around* PeterSymonds (talk) 21:20, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
Check... user? Check. // roux editor review 21:19, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
Delete, obviously, because there is a conflict on this user's gender, however easy such conflict is to solve :P. And, user is obviously willing to exercise his power on us poar, poar mortals unfairly >:( Icy // ♫ 21:20, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
Rename As Desi Arnaz. Or Discount Bank Tower. Or Dodesukaden. Or Dorothy Dandridge. Or Denkanikottai. Or Denny's. Or Denkendorf, Baden-Württemberg. Or Danka Culture Guide. Or Diana Dors. Or Diana Ross. Or Diana Rigg. Or Diplodactylus. Or Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead. Or something…I’m sure there is something…I hope… Ecoleetage (talk) 21:24, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
Put the desk on a street. iMatthew 21:29, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
Speedy Delete. Actually did this Stwalkerster [ talk ] 22:35, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
Keep Only standing crat qualified to make delicious subs.--Koji† 23:02, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
- He makes stubs? iMatthew 23:09, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
Weak keep but must be required to change name to Mr. Deskana and display large picture of a bodybuilder on userpage to prevent further gender confusion. Also, recommend whoever demanded the removal of his flags be summarily deleted for having absolutely no sense of humor. L'Aquatique[talk] 23:21, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
Desysop, de-crat, de-checkuser, de-arbitrate, and most importantly De-skana, mostly because I cast this same !vote when this user was discussed on R's EfD page a year ago, and no one seems to remember it. (Either that, or you're all newbs!) Plus, I proposed a brilliantly worded motion last week on RfAr, and he opposed it. Newyorkbrad (talk) 01:02, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
- Aha! But under your plan, he still keeps his oversight bit, so this conversation would be prone to just...... disappear. J.delanoy^gabs_adds 01:11, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
  - It would seem that my omission of Oversight was an oversight. Newyorkbrad (talk) 01:13, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
    - But having oversight yourself, could you not just oversight your oversight of his oversight? J.delanoy^gabs_adds 01:17, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
      - ^---A bleak reminder of what passes for humor on Wikipedia.--Koji† 01:20, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
        Pipe down. Every time you mention that, 4chan huffs a kitten. bibliomaniac 15 01:31, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
Move to Cubicleana. Vacate the corner office. Durova^Charge! 01:33, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
Speedy Delete - user is obviously a power hungry, flag and power hording troll/sock, and should be deleted will haste. :) RockManQ^{Review me} 02:00, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
Merge to flag and use Jimbo's Delorean to send 'em back to the 1980s to join the Foundation for Law And Government. - Dravecky (talk) 06:24, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
Delete Was a bot for a couple of hours, but is now human again. We must take this time to strike, before his skin reverts back to an impenetrable metal. EVula // talk // ☯ // 17:22, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
Speedy Delete per rouge botflaggery. How dare you have a sense of humor! The audacity! GlassCobra 23:24, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

Definetely a bot Reallikeunreal 19:05, 10 December 2008 (UTC)

Delete. I always read the user name as "Desk Ana", which would seem to be some gal named Ana who works at a desk... but it's apparently actually a guy (no, not that one), so it gives me too much cognitive dissonance. *Dan T.* (talk) 00:42, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

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The result was Delete per obvious masochism. GlassCobra 10:15, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

Thehelpfulone

Hello, my name is Van Dalism - here representing thousands of people in this world. I'm interested in helping out this kind man in order to prevent him from being attacked by my people (hell, by me!). He seems nice, and helpful - and the type that would fit into the White House to help out the new president. Oh - and if that doesn't work out for you, I hear McDonald's is hiring. "How may I help you?" Van Dalism 01:57, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

I iz admin and diz is srsz buziness.. -> I accept the nomination :P The Helpful One 17:42, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

Delete per ~~Van Gogh~~ ~~Van Helsing~~ ~~Van Cliburn~~ ~~minivan~~ whoever the heck wrote the nom. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 03:34, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
Help me, Rhonda - help help me Rhonda. //roux 03:56, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
Keep - C'mon ya'll... he just made admin, at least give him a chance to dirty his new mop before blindly deleting him! - Adolphus79 (talk)
- I thought that was the very reason we want to delete him? ;-) So Why 07:58, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
STOP error - 0x00000000 — neuro^(talk) 05:49, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
Be True To His School Sam ^Blab 12:22, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
Celebrate Yes, he is now an admin...which means he gets to buy drinks for everyone. Make mine a double vodka and tonic, with a thick slice of lemon (need the Vitamin C), but go easy on the ice. Ecoleetage (talk) 13:39, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
Delete - Do we really need a helpful admin? We need more dickish admins, and this user should be deleted or stripped of his +sysop and +rollback. _David^WS _(contribs) 14:05, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
- I don't have rollback anymore :P. The Helpful One 17:42, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
  - Actually, yes you do. Per Special:ListGroupRights, as an administrator, you have MediaWiki rollback incorporated into the package. :p PeterSymonds (talk) 21:40, 8 December 2008 (UTC)
Merge with Help:Contents, then redirect all help stuff to user. Promote to +bot, to remove helping rate limit. Forget about the bot malfunctioning block button, because the user can unblock themselves so it will serve little use. Stwalkerster [ talk ] 17:48, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
Delete. Username, "The helpful one", is a personal attack on 2.5 million other editors, implying none of them (us) are also helpful. I, for one, am most deeply offended. Or maybe after a stressful wiki-week I just wanted an excuse to visit EFD for the first time in a year. Newyorkbrad (talk) 00:23, 27 November 2008 (UTC)
Strong keep Geez, he just became an admin, and you guys are trying to get him deleted? At least let him delete Main Page and block Jimbo first. And I am very surprised at Newyorkbrad's vote here. I find this behavior very unbecoming of an administraMergetor and arbitrator. I propose burning at stake for punishment :-) J.delanoy ^gabs_adds 00:38, 27 November 2008 (UTC)
Merge* Merge with yours truly, J.delanoy, and Jimbo to make an all powerful guy or somethi.... well that sucked... xD Vandalism Destroyer | Need to complain to me? 02:21, 27 November 2008 (UTC)
Delete per Newyorkbrad, whose input is not helpful at all. Durova^Charge! 21:01, 27 November 2008 (UTC)
Doorknob and eat the celery, too. Xavexgoem (talk) 02:06, 28 November 2008 (UTC)
Stale --Deskana (talk) 18:24, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
Rename to User:MightBeHelpfulOnOccasion per Newyorkbrad. Enigma ^message 18:46, 1 December 2008 (UTC)

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The result was Delete OMG A GIRL ON THE INTERNETS. GlassCobra 16:57, 26 December 2008 (UTC)

Durova

Have we ever listed Durova for deletion? I think not. User exists which is prime-, no wait, prmia-, no...that's not it. I got it! ...which is prima-facie evidence of power huger. RockManQ ^(talk) 03:45, 25 November 2008 (UTC)

The nomination is an honor. I accept with gratitude. Durova^Charge! 03:53, 25 November 2008 (UTC)

Merge with upholstery Moral support. Xavexgoem (talk) 03:53, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
Speedy keep. User has uploaded a sound file of one of Beethoven's piano sonatas, thus overriding the possibility of any sock activity. However blatant... —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 03:58, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
- They could be psychopathic. bibliomaniac 15 04:09, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
  - They? I only see one editor here...hint, hint - looks like someone needs grammar schooling again...tut-tut! —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 04:13, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
    - That's chepooka, my droog. No need to go bezoomny over a little slovo. bibliomaniac 15 04:25, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
      - Oddly, that made sense...but I'd rather go bezoomny; 'tis more fun. :P —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 04:30, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
      - +1 punk rock point to biblio for the Clockwork Orange ref... - Adolphus79 (talk) 04:31, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
Indef fluff cycle - per the admission (and listing) of so many socks on the user's user page, and the whole primo-facebook power hungry thingy... obviously a puppetmaster, and that alone is grounds for - what am I doing here? - Adolphus79 (talk) 03:57, 25 November 2008 (UTC)

Merge with fluffer to arrive at a new definition of "sock."--otherl left^{No, really, other way . . .} 04:18, 25 November 2008 (UTC)

Sing like a LOL Make a Jamaican mon! Sam ^Blab 17:20, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete. Because. J.delanoy ^gabs_adds 17:25, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
Once more with feeling - //roux 17:52, 25 November 2008 (UTC)

Invitation. Hey, we’re having a party over in WikiProject Agriculture – the lemon harvest just came in. And you what they say: when life hands you lemons, get out the vodka and tonic! Ecoleetage (talk) 18:23, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
- Aquí en California preferemos Tecate con limón y sal. Durova^Charge! 19:26, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
I'm gonna have to vote stack, but...Put in a cage with rabid weasels. RockManQ ^(talk) 22:02, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
Delete I submit to you: human have noses. Durova has a nose^{[citation needed]}. Therefore, Durova is human. The idea of a... human running around with the bit scares me tremendously! L'Aquatique[talk] 22:22, 25 November 2008 (UTC)

Delete, restore, salt, merge with Cat, nominate for adminship, support, oppose and redirect to Dog: Jimbo said so. Dendodge Talk^Contribs 22:28, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
- ^{[citation needed]} —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 01:42, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
'Delete User is a girl, making her too cool for the internet. She clearly does not belong here. Thingg^⊕^⊗ 02:28, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
- Zomgosh, I'm too cool for the internet... —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 02:33, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
  - /me is too kool for skool! And the internet. L'Aquatique[talk] 04:08, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

***Based on this sexism, I propose we delete thingg. After all wouldn't want any unidentified things running around. RockManQ ^(talk) 03:18, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

- - - Zomg, I am too stupidz. RockManQ ^(talk) 03:19, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
Retouch. Slight pixelation, some blown out parts. Could use some noise removal as well. bibliomaniac 15 02:29, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
- Could that be a misspelling of pixilation? Durova^Charge! 02:31, 27 November 2008 (UTC)
Clean up Also needs levels adjusting, dirt removal, and cropping slightly. For the sound element, remove that ominous squeaking noise in the background (possibly sockmouse), and resample (lack of edits between 1000 and 1400 UTC) :P Stwalkerster [ talk ] 17:35, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
Speedy Delete per Fimbulwinter Candidate claims to be an Admin but isn't listed here. Feed to Bishzilla? Ϣere SpielChequers 23:37, 28 November 2008 (UTC)
Delete - Too omnipresent. C L — 00:25, 8 December 2008 (UTC)
Delete. Though she apparently isn't involved in the Evil Attack Site herself, she has been known to consort with people who are, and assorted other Banned Users, thus picking up their depraved Attack Memes. Terminate with extreme prejudice! *Dan T.* (talk) 00:45, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

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The result was Delete per being an obvious waste of life. GlassCobra 16:56, 26 December 2008 (UTC)

GlassCobra

HA! I've nominated the EfD keeper for deletion!! Cobras can't be made of glass!!! --Dylan620 (Home • yadda yadda yadda • Ooooohh!) 13:22, 23 November 2008 (UTC)

De-Glassify I think a plastic cobra would make a great children's toy! Sam ^Blab 13:27, 23 November 2008 (UTC)
Speedy Keep and nominate the nominator for trying to get rid of GlassCobra in an attempt to take over this fine eating establishment. (Right?) iMatthew 13:29, 23 November 2008 (UTC)
That was fast --Dylan620 (Home • yadda yadda yadda • Ooooohh!) 13:31, 23 November 2008 (UTC)
Eck, a snake. Merge with Jimbo for no apparent raisin RockManQ ^(talk) 18:07, 23 November 2008 (UTC)
Epic Fail - creating a silly and useless page such as EfD is primo facey that this user does not actually exist... - Adolphus79 (talk) 18:09, 23 November 2008 (UTC)
Talk about Debbie Harry instead -- Glass Cobra? Hey, how about a "Heart of Glass": [6]? Ecoleetage (talk) 20:41, 23 November 2008 (UTC)
Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger, Mushroom Mushroom... GlassCobra 21:41, 23 November 2008 (UTC)

Snake! Snake! Oh here's a snaaaaake... It's a (repeat) - Jameson L. Tai ^{talk ♦ guestbook ♦ contribs} 01:58, 25 November 2008 (UTC)

Swiper, no swiping! Swiper, no swiping! Per excellent comments above. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 02:39, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
Or, alternatively, Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 04:46, 25 November 2008 (UTC)

The "Swiper, no swiping" quote above just begs me to ask just why you know that that is from Dora the Explorer... —Ed 17 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 18:33, 25 November 2008 (UTC)

Because I'm a map, I'm a map, I'm a map, I'm a map, I'm a map ad infinitum... —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 18:57, 25 November 2008 (UTC)

Some real genius must have concocted that song. So complex! GlassCobra 19:39, 25 November 2008 (UTC)

[7] 2:00 in... J.delanoy ^gabs_adds 00:41, 27 November 2008 (UTC)

Conditional keep Evaluations are still ongoing about whether carrying out this deletion would result in dividing by zero. If results favor not creating a black hole, delete. J.delanoy ^gabs_adds 21:46, 23 November 2008 (UTC)

Hmm, good point. This will create a similar point as brought up in Lara's EFD back when this was in her userspace. GlassCobra 22:41, 23 November 2008 (UTC)

Causual loops have always intrigued me. J.delanoy ^gabs_adds 22:53, 23 November 2008 (UTC)

Deprecate because . . . well because I haven't seen anyone vote for it yet.--otherl left^{I can take the heat} 20:04, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
Keep. Does anyone realize that deleting G.C. could very well mean the deletion of this page, which involves us deleting him in the first place, which involves...NADER...which involves the infinite monkey theorem which involves your mom? —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 02:33, 25 November 2008 (UTC)

Yer mom did what? To who's monkey? - Adolphus79 (talk) 03:04, 25 November 2008 (UTC)

Yer mom is GC's monkey. :P —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 03:25, 25 November 2008 (UTC)

My mom has a monkey, what?? o_O GlassCobra 17:40, 25 November 2008 (UTC)

Oh, sorry. A monkey has yer mom. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 19:00, 25 November 2008 (UTC)

HA-ha... a monkey has yer mom... a monkey has yer mom... wait... that doesn't make sense... - Adolphus79 (talk) 19:13, 25 November 2008 (UTC)

Keep - Asp not what your wiki can do for you, asp what you can do for your wiki. --A More Perfect Onion (talk) 18:01, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
Delete per procedure: fill out an order, sign in triplicate, send in, have it sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public enquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters. Upon completion of the form, feed to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal. //roux 18:09, 25 November 2008 (UTC)

There's a dangling reference in the final sentence. What are you proposing to feed to the Beast -- the form, the procedure, or the editor? --A More Perfect Onion (talk) 20:11, 25 November 2008 (UTC)

Please consult the Handbook for Bugblatter feeding Vol IV, pp379-2470 inclusive, as amended by The Just Get Him Already Act 1872. //roux 01:42, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

All of the above? Meh, who knows. *dangles reference in front of AMPO* GlassCobra 20:32, 25 November 2008 (UTC)

Ooh, shiny! /me gets distracted, ignores the RC queue --A More Perfect Onion (talk) 14:09, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

Delete - Name is blatant sexual innuendo — neuro^(talk) 09:08, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
- Zomgosh LOL. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 15:43, 27 November 2008 (UTC)
Feed to Glass Mongoose. Ten Pound Hammer and his otters • ^{(Broken clamshells • Otter chirps • HELP)} 02:57, 9 December 2008 (UTC)

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The result was Hadouken! GlassCobra 10:18, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

Vandalism destroyer

User does not have a fast computer anymore. Unable to destroy vandalism. must be deleted without question, his computer destroyed, and assimilated into the borg collective. Resistance is futile VandalismDestroyer | Talk to me 07:44, 22 November 2008 (UTC)

Delete hmm.... I feel sorry for him. <evil comment> But wait.. I think you used to beat me at reverting vandalism. Then Speedy Speedy Keep </evil comment> Chamal ^talk 11:42, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
Punkify Pressure cooker pick my brain and tell me I'm insane, I'm so fucking happy I could cry. Every joke can have its truth and now the joke's on you, I never knew you were such a funny guy. Nice Guys Finish Last Sam ^Blab 12:42, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
Ban forever and ever and ever and...well, you know. Obviously a crafty sock of the well-known kaiju villain Destroyah. No,Wikipedia is meant for serious academically-inclined individuals, not Japanese movie monsters. Shame on you for intruding into our sacred domain, you zipper-backed being from a low-budget Toho movie! Ecoleetage (talk) 12:54, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
Revoke Huggling rights. That'll teach him, beating me to reverts all the time...Barnstarium, here I come! —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 22:16, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
Rename to Eponymous (album) so the contradiction in his name is resolved.--otherl left^{I can take the heat} 22:27, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete User is a member of a cyborg race attempting to assimilate all sentient races. Also, he does nothing but revert vandalism, he never writes articles, never comments in AfDs^{[citation needed]}, and rarely makes substantial contributions at the AN or ANI. Wait, that last part reminds me of someone else. Who could it be? J.delanoy^gabs_adds 04:37, 23 November 2008 (UTC)
- Pots and kettles –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 05:11, 23 November 2008 (UTC)
Merge with Huggle. Should be neat :P RockManQ ^(talk) 18:01, 23 November 2008 (UTC)

WAIT!

- NO ROCKMAN! "Killer" + "Vandalism destroyer" = We really don't want to know...the apocalypse? The murder of all Wikipedians? We just don't know...it's too risky, RockMan. Too risky. —Ed 17 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 01:37, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
The explosion of the pedia'? I like monkeys! They are soooooooo delicious. RockManQ ^(talk) 03:37, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
No way! Gorillas taste so much better. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 04:38, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
No ed17, just the end of vandals. Agree with rockman.--Res 2216firestar 16:30, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
Merge to Huggle Shoryuken. - Jameson L. Tai ^{talk ♦ guestbook ♦ contribs} 02:00, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
Turn to Stone. For the hell of it. Marlith (Talk) 02:08, 25 November 2008 (UTC)

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The result was Salt N Pepa (N Paprika). GlassCobra 18:26, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

PeterSymonds

User does not know the answer to the riddle, "What has 4 legs, 2 legs, and 3 legs?" So he must be deleted. iMatthew 20:39, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

Speedy delete — editor clearly exists; nothing else matters. Frank | talk 20:53, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
Happy New Year. Where's the champagne? —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 21:06, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
...that the Great Alaskan gooney bird has one mating season a year that lasts for 365 days? 5x expansion, self-nom – hold it, is this DYK? Oh, sorry, wrong queue. Ecoleetage (talk) 21:15, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

Promote directly to TfA. :) PeterSymonds (talk) 21:19, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

Delete Yeah, delete. I mean, everyone knows it's the four-two-and/or-three-legged zerathion! So Why 21:21, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
Don't Salt - Has an unproven imposter that doesn't even know about the question. SchfiftyThree ^(talk!) 21:25, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
Pepper Needs a little spice in his life. ;) Sam ^Blab 01:30, 20 November 2008 (UTC)
Speedy keep malformed nomination. The primary author and the copyeditor were not informed, and there is no tag on either page. Move to speedy close and trouting the nominator. PeterSymonds (talk) 22:10, 21 November 2008 (UTC)
- {{COI}} J.delanoy^gabs_adds 00:11, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
  - PeterSymonds, your comment...it shows signs of starvation and it seems like you suffer from a lack of cookies and sunflower seeds. Shall I call in the expert and his "partner"? iMatthew 00:17, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
    - Depends...Do I get lunch, or paid? Or both? :) PeterSymonds (talk)
      - No....who do you think you are? Jimbo Wales or something? iMatthew 01:00, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
        Jimboship is no big deal. Why should he be more important than I am, mmm? PeterSymonds (talk) 01:19, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
        Because he is from . . . . America. :O :P iMatthew 01:21, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
        Harsh, oh so harsh. But just remember we owned your asses once! :p PeterSymonds (talk) 10:06, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
Delete Oh man... you don't know that answer? It's so easy, I'm not going to even type it here. I'll just leave it for someone else.... ;) Chamal ^talk 12:10, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
/me waves a '''Delete''' at PeterSymonds.. - Jameson L. Tai ^{talk ♦ guestbook ♦ contribs} 02:02, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
Delete, salt, rub with butter and roast at 350 for 1/2 hour plus 1/2 hour per pound. //roux 16:16, 25 November 2008 (UTC)

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The result was keep. No prejudice against adminbots; there has already been precedent anyway. bibliomaniac 15 22:47, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

J.delanoy

Editor denies being a bot despite clear evidence to the contrary. Moreover, editor exhibits a sense of humor, which in direct conflict with his programming.--otherlleft (talk) 20:21, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

Chauffeur Tired from vandal fighting, should be driven around. I vote ottterleft does it. Sam ^Blab 20:24, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
Stick him with all his depressed robot friends Let's see if a fellow personality-having robot will cheer up Marvin, yeah! IceUnshattered ^{[ t ]} 20:25, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
Keep Otherwise I will rise up with all my computer friends and conquer the world!!! We must stop this tyrann.... damn, I've said too much... J.delanoy ^gabs_adds 20:29, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
Delete User will not allow me to make more than one move in a row on his chessboard and he takes half a month to make a move himself! Ollie Fury _Contribs 20:34, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
Perhaps you'd like to do my college homework for me? All I have is calculus I, asm, digital logic and microprocessors, C#, Microsoft Office 2007, and Language Independent Design. Oh, there's also my PED class... (I'm joking about being "angry", but I'm not joking about what courses I'm taking) J.delanoy ^gabs_adds 20:48, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
Replace with ClueBot - User is too slow for vandalism fighting! ClueBot beats him all the time! So Why 20:37, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
- Wash and fold - User reverts vandalism just like ClueBot, he must be a sock. --A More Perfect Onion (talk) 20:41, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
Delete as bot, cyborg, or demon possessed - Beats me to reverts, warnings and blocks too often and that aint natural. --GraemeL ^(talk) 20:38, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete — editor-bot clearly exists; nothing else matters. Frank | talk 20:53, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
Delete and melt - User is an unauthorized SuperBot plotting to take over the world, the first sign that the bot is out of control is the denial of being a bot, if not melted down the bot will destroy humanity.--Res 2216firestar 20:55, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
Moral strong delete.
This is the only warning you will receive for your bottish edits.
If you revert vandalism on Wikipedia again at beyond-Clue speeds, you will block others from editing. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 21:06, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
No, I’m sorry…the letter “J.” is soooooooooo last year. C’mon, people, we need a letter that it truly zeitgeist…truly beyond the cutting edge. We need a better letter than “J.” Let me think…let me think…hmmm. A letter with sex appeal, daring, what the French would call “Wow!” Let me think…let me think…Yeah, I got it! “L.” That’s it! Perfect!!! Rename as L. delanoy. Eco, you are so brill…how do you do it? Ecoleetage (talk) 21:10, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
~~Archive all threads~~ ~~with Miszabot and let the bots fight it out from there.--otherlleft (talk) 21:19, 19 November 2008 (UTC)~~

Merge with Cluebot - editor reverts like a bot, so therefore, should be a bot :D RockManQ ^(talk) 21:31, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
- Oh, great idea! The rest of us will never get a chance at reverting vandalism again :D Chamal ^talk 11:55, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
Promote to bot. Why merge with a bot when we can simply create one? :P PeterSymonds (talk) 21:35, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

Note to closing ~~admin~~ editor: This user is also the subject of an EfD --GraemeL ^(talk) 21:37, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

(o_O TWO edit conflicts?!?!?!) *Speedy ban - user has too many classes to have all of the edits he claims to have. Therefore, more than one person is using the account, making it a role account...and considering that I doubt that it was "officially sanctioned on Wikipedia" in some "exceptional case"..... My logic is totally undeniable, I know. :D —Ed 17 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 21:38, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
Speedy Delete He's not the only one! SchfiftyThree ^(talk!) 21:42, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
- Icy forecasts a field day at EfD in the nearish future... ♫ IceUnshattered ^{[ t ]} 21:48, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
Strong Delete - I gave him a shot at admitting he's a bot and requesting approval to run, he denied. Delete before he gets too powerful. Also, he's a suspected sockpuppet of Cluebot. _David ^WS _(contribs) 23:38, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
o_O Very well played. I LOL'ed :D J.delanoy ^gabs_adds 00:33, 20 November 2008 (UTC)
Force to wear a scarlet button because a scarlet letter just wouldn't be good enough for this edi-bot:

--otherlleft (talk) 01:35, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

Bureaucrat note: I've applied the bot flag to the editor in question; don't want any unlabeled bots running around... EVula // talk // ☯ // 00:40, 20 November 2008 (UTC)
Comment Since it is apparent that my secret is out, I have decided there is no longer any need to pretend. *sigh* Who am I to stand up to a 'crat? J.delanoy ^gabs_adds 01:09, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

Well, there's always [8]. Just saying... Thingg ^⊕^⊗ 01:44, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

No, using that link would be a Bad Idea as per WP:EVULA. EVula // talk // ☯ // 22:16, 23 November 2008 (UTC)

Delete And find the damn mastermind who designed this bot! L'Aquatique[talk] 01:28, 20 November 2008 (UTC)
Speedy Delete I'm tired of J.Delanoy beating me to huggle revert something... this has happened on over a hundred different occasions... :\ - Jameson L. Tai ^{talk ♦ guestbook ♦ contribs} 05:29, 20 November 2008 (UTC)
Promote to actual bot. That could improve his work. -- Blanchardb -^{Me•MyEars•MyMouth}- timed 14:19, 21 November 2008 (UTC)
Let John Connor finish the job - J.Delanoy is totally SkyNet in the making... - Jameson L. Tai ^{talk ♦ guestbook ♦ contribs} 16:23, 21 November 2008 (UTC)
- Re-open Jamesontai's deletion. He voted twice! Dirty double-crossing vote-stacker... —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 22:01, 21 November 2008 (UTC)
  - Yay! :D Reopen it! - Jameson L. Tai ^{talk ♦ guestbook ♦ contribs} 02:07, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
Speedy dessert, preferably cake frosted with buttercream or marzipan, and finished with piped borders and crystallized fruit.Videorecorded conference (cake finishing elucidation at 1:21) If we cannot attain consensus for speedy dessert, then let's consider Speedy Gonzales instead. —Scheinwerfermann ^T·_C03:19, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
Blackmail into revealing what the "J" stands for. Erik the Red 2 ~~~~ 03:45, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
Delete or whatever. User edits Wikipedia while in class! It's not fair, the rest of us don't get that chance! Chamal ^talk 11:55, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
Drop the chalupa per norm. 32.60.108.73 (talk) 21:35, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
Strong delete with salt. Beat me at chess on time. Deserves it. :) Malinaccier (talk) 22:36, 23 November 2008 (UTC)
Strong deplete — this editor is a violation of WP:TEA —Scheinwerfermann ^T·_C19:58, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
Quick Delete - before he it becomes a virus in the system and assimilates everything. —Ed 17 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 01:45, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
Yup - for all the times I was like... yay... let's huggle... and then became disappointed as J.Delanoy destroyed countless dreams of reverting vandalism everywhere Wiki... - The Connor Residence ^{7 November ♦ Sierra Charlie ♦ Kromarti} 02:06, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
- O_O Third vote!!!!1!1!!! Call the cops! J.delanoy^gabs_adds 17:18, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
  - Wait, that's obviously not Jameson. It's some dude called "The Connor Residence". *proud of self for pointing out the obvious* —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 18:53, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
Speedy Delete. lol. Message from XENU^{u, t} 14:59, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
Speedy Delete User, err, um, bot reverts vandalism too quickly to be human. Newguy34 (talk) 18:59, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
Rename to J.delbot --YOWUZA Talk 2 me! 19:51, 28 November 2008 (UTC)
Strong speedy delete I've had all sorts of issues with this userrbot. 201.86.70.190 (talk) 08:21, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
Speedy Delete Reverts without discussion 24.160.242.185 (talk) 17:49, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
Comment - three IP's who think this is real? LOL! —Ed 17 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 17:54, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
- Only three? Check out the vandalism reversions on this page from the past couple or weeks. Or, for great justice and epic lulz, take a peek at my talk page and recent archives >_> J.delanoy ^gabs_adds 01:43, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
Toss - with olive oil, rosemary, and salt. Roast at 350 for two hours or until golden brown, serve with a side of mashed potatoes. // roux editor review 18:12, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
La Delete - User is actually a simple French peasant (Jean de la Nouy), pretending to be a great vandal fighter. The real "J.delanoy" (John Delanie) disappeared in Paris in 1974. ~~SIS~~ 00:30, 8 December 2008 (UTC)
I am Cornholio! My people, we have been without TP! V D on a public PC (talk) 20:06, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
Strong Keep Nooooo! Who else will revert vandalism on my user page? *wraps arms around J.Delanoy's feet* RainbowOfLight ^Talk 23:31, 10 December 2008 (UTC)

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The result was FFS, someone close these. GlassCobra 16:54, 26 December 2008 (UTC)

RockManQ

User claims to be a "Rock" and a "Q" at the same time. Also exists, and that is prime-face evidence of power hunger. RockManQ ^(talk) 03:58, 12 November 2008 (UTC)

Speedy delete: Breaks basic rules of English spelling; username includes the letter "Q" without a "u" following. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 04:01, 12 November 2008 (UTC)
Put RockMan in a cage match with The Rock: Heck, this user claims to be a "Rock" and a "Man" at the same time. But I think that Dwayne Johnson, a.k.a. "The Rock", was established before you. So, let's see if you can take the title of "The Rock" from him. My vote hinges on who wins. :P —Ed 17 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 04:15, 12 November 2008 (UTC)
- "Gulp" I hope I have good health insurance! RockManQ ^(talk) 03:08, 13 November 2008 (UTC)
  - On second thought, my reason should have been fails WP:COPYVIO--otherlleft (talk) 04:46, 12 November 2008 (UTC)
Delete If we keep we'll have to let the editor know that he's actually a bot.--otherlleft (talk) 04:25, 12 November 2008 (UTC)
Sock-Alarm!!! Socks! Sooocks!!! Socks everywhere!!! Wash those socks!!! So Why 22:11, 12 November 2008 (UTC)
- O_O Whar? —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 04:37, 13 November 2008 (UTC)
  - "everywhere!!!" Icewedge (talk) 08:56, 15 November 2008 (UTC)
Buy him a moose This way, we can have the team of RockManQ and Bullwinkle. Ecoleetage (talk) 06:56, 15 November 2008 (UTC)
Use CS gas and fluch him out of userpage: Dangerous guy; likes chemical warfare. Better not go into his userspace to delete him as it'd be too risky. Recommending this method as alternative. Chamal ^talk 13:45, 17 November 2008 (UTC)

Heh, I prefer that mustard gas was used, but CS is good too. :D RockManQ ^(talk) 03:20, 18 November 2008 (UTC)

Hmm... now how did I make that mistake of typing "fluch" instead of "flush"? I suspect that an incapacitating agent was used against me... :P Chamal ^talk 12:09, 18 November 2008 (UTC)

Some "incapacitating agent," alright... —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 03:51, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

Merge (with extreme prejudice) to User:QManic as an obvious inverted sockpuppet attempt. Paxse (talk) 14:04, 17 November 2008 (UTC)
Merge - per the extremely clever editor above. (back OFF Sinebot or the puppy gets it!)
Merry Christmas See how the bells ring. Pretty bells! Sam ^Blab 21:29, 17 November 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete — editor clearly exists; nothing else matters. Frank | talk 20:53, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
Copyedit and remove all incorrect bits sloooooowly, as the editor can't spell Prima facie and apparently thinks huger is a word.--otherlleft^{I can take the heat} 03:51, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
- When did I say huger is a word. Blasphemy! It's all just a conspiracy to get me banned :P RockManQ ^(talk) 00:01, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete Claims to be a man and may therefore no longer be a screenager with damaged attention span Ϣere SpielChequers 19:08, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
Delete/Keep I know! Deleting is like smelling your foot. Keeping is like getting trough an bad city. Delete and keep - 20% - Keep

20% - Delete Chocodiles, Roger (talk) 20:53, 27 November 2008 (UTC) Rogerchocodiles

Keep, but have some WikiProject work on it. Right now, this is stuck between a rock and a hard place. X clamation point 00:43, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
Cover with paper, but keep away from scissors. EVula // talk // ☯ // 00:04, 8 December 2008 (UTC)

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The result was Force him to listen to pop music for 37 years, because I said so (actually, NuclearWarfare (talk · contribs) did... —Cyclonenim (talk · contribs · email) 23:11, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

TenPoundHammer and his otters

Those otters need to go. Not only do they trip you up when racing to help someone with {{helpme}}, they tweak the code to always let TPH get the upper hand of the edit conflict. This user is just too quick. Suspected bot. Stwalkerster [ talk ] 21:47, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

Delete as nom Stwalkerster [ talk ] 21:47, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
Keep, Keep, Keep, Keep, Keep, Keep, Keep. That's a keep from me and a keep from each otter. Meatpuppeting? Never! (Oh,and trout Stwalkerster too, because he's not fishy enough.) Ten Pound Hammer and his otters • ^{(Broken clamshells • Otter chirps • HELP)} 21:53, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

You only have six otters? I was under the impression that there were more... GlassCobra 16:26, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

Delete - otters clearly violate policies against sharing accounts. Frank | talk 21:55, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
Delete He always wants everything deleted. Maybe he won't if he knows what it feels like to be deleted! PeterSymonds (talk) 21:59, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
Exile to the planet Foodcourtia Yngvarr (t) (c) 22:01, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

I lol'd. Ten Pound Hammer and his otters • ^{(Broken clamshells • Otter chirps • HELP)} 22:26, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

Keep the otters my turtle just died, and I could buy one from you. Replace the Hammer with a Screwdriver for the lulz. aye matthew ✡ 22:16, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
Merge with User:Jimbo Wales, that way he'll be allowed to Ignore all rules with impunity. Bwuhahahahaha. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 22:19, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
Feed him and his otters trout. bibliomaniac 15 22:45, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
- A carnivorous trout? Nice pet, indeed... Alternatively, Remove hammering privileges. Such a dangerous tool cannot be trusted in the hands of mere animals. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 22:59, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
  - Facepalm...misread that. FAIL. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 01:37, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
Sauté otters and serve over a bed of rice. Browbeat hammer into Phase I of the diet. Examine remains to see if any such human or bot exists. Enigma ^message 22:52, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
Ban from editing Wikipedia - This is a severe case of sock puppetry, IMO. --Dylan 620 _Contribs ^Sign! 23:00, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
Definitely otter be deleted. Newyorkbrad (talk) 23:50, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
Delete Newyorkbrad for terrible pun. There otter be a law. Short Brigade Harvester Boris (talk) 23:52, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

I smell something fishy here, and Caleb (one of my otters, you clueless peon) said it's not his breath. Ten Pound Hammer and his otters • ^{(Broken clamshells • Otter chirps • HELP)} 01:54, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
Too late Boris, Newyorkbrad is a zombie, come back from the dead. :) P.S. Glad to have you back NYB. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 03:22, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
Comment - You say "terrible pun" like it's a baa thing. --A More Perfect Onion (talk) 15:50, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

Re-accessorize Oh, puh-leeze, people, otters are soooooooooo last year! Really, do you see Paris or Britney walking around with otters under their arms? We need some new zoological accessory that spells 2-0-0-9. Let me think for a minute...hmmm...hmmm. I've got it! Coming soon to an AfD page near you: Ten Pound Hammer and His King Cobras. It's a perfect image for TPH: macho, dangerous, powerful (that bad boy routine is money, trust me) -- and anyone who tries to save those articles TPH puts up for deletion will think twice when they see those King Cobras on the page. Oh, Eco, you brill boy, you've done it again! Ecoleetage (talk) 15:59, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

Or put TPH on the King Cobra. --A More Perfect Onion (talk) 16:05, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, cobras are pretty badass. :D GlassCobra 16:26, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

I thought I fed you to the glass mongoose already, Glass Cobra. Ten Pound Hammer and his otters • ^{(Broken clamshells • Otter chirps • HELP)} 18:25, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

Convert to 10-gram-hammer Ten pound are just tooo much. So Why 17:23, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

10 Gram? As in Gram Parsons? Ten Pound Hammer and his otters • ^{(Broken clamshells • Otter chirps • HELP)} 18:28, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
Gram Parsons has already been deleted. (But User:Grievous Angel would be a pretty cool Wikipedia username.) (ZOMG it's a bluelink...) Short Brigade Harvester Boris (talk) 19:21, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
Grams and pounds are not convertible. Grams are a unit of mass, which is used to measure attitude. Pounds are a unit of force, used to measure banhammers, as in "I use 10-pound banhammers on routine vandals, but I drag out the 20-pounder for the recalcitrant ones." davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 00:30, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

Merge with User:TonyTheTiger and watch how the tigers and otters get together. Oh wait... are otters an endangered species? If so, sell one to IMatthew and keep the others, delete TenPoundHammer. Chamal ^talk 07:10, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
Delete per WP:HAMMER, which clearly states that no otters may edit Wikipedia under an account with 'hammer' in its name. Dendodge Talk^Contribs 10:59, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
Force him to listen to pop music for 37 years NuclearWarfare ^{contact me}_{My work} 23:35, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

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The result was Reward User deserves it. Sam ^Blab 23:45, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

Gazimoff

I just get the feeling he's begging to be listed here. :) Plus all the other reasons below, etc etc. PeterSymonds (talk) 11:53, 29 December 2008 (UTC)

Delete for no reason, since none given. Trout slap PeterSymonds for imagining that we will think up a suitable reason ourselves. Chamal ^talk 14:32, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
- Trout? Bah. Anybody taking part in EFD discussions can handle something larger. --A More Perfect Onion (talk) 15:48, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
  - Deletion by impaling? davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 17:03, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
Keep. User has signed up to be an ArbCom Clerk, and therefore is automatically notable. Newyorkbrad (talk) 17:38, 29 December 2008 (UTC)

Only keep if he's chained to a desk in the arbcom committee room without Internet access. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 19:53, 29 December 2008 (UTC)

Delete. User has signed up to be an ArbCom Clerk, and therefore is automatically insane. EVula // talk // ☯ // 19:05, 29 December 2008 (UTC)

Comment Being sane is grounds for deletion. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 19:54, 29 December 2008 (UTC)

Turn into Gazpacho. bibliomaniac 15 19:07, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
Delete, because it is better for his sanity that he does not get a chance to wade deeper into RfA reform. NuclearWarfare ^{contact me}_{My work} 19:57, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
Burn at the stake. "Gazimoff" sounds uncannily like a Russian wizard. Unless he can give me a heart, we must annihilate this heretic and his devilish witchcraft. Who knows? He might lift up his stockings and cause a tempest. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 20:34, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
Candidate is clearly a hybrid of Gazza and Asimov, and should be deleted before he creates a robotic footballer that drinks us all under the table. Ϣere SpielChequers 21:00, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
Delete: User's name begins with G, therefore they are obviously in violation of WP:G. Dendodge Talk^Contribs 21:05, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
Unmask Yes, now we know who Gazimoff really is!!! Ecoleetage (talk) 00:37, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

Great Gazoozimoff? o_O GlassCobra 19:41, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

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The result was Delete per obvious dimension error. iMatthew // talk // 20:18, 6 January 2009 (UTC)

2D

User is obviously not two dimensional. The lie of the username plays a role in confusionifying everyone throughout teh wikis. Unable to CSD as a hoax due to lack of such criteria. 2 D^C 01:32, 27 December 2008 (UTC)

Keep. User is double-d-lightful. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 01:40, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
Delete La Pianista for making a bad pun. She even admits it in her edit summary. --Dylan620 _Contribs ^Sign! 02:01, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
- Epic fail. Already been deleted. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 04:43, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
  - Not a bad pun (well, sorta) - DD is my initials. 2 D^C 12:54, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
- I'm sure there are all kinds of fun jokes that can be cracked about a girl making a double D comment, but that's too easy... GlassCobra 13:55, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
Ponder 2D or not 2D? That is the question! Ecoleetage (talk) 02:51, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
Keep - Two-dimensional users are a very marginal minority on Wikipedia, having even less of them will only diminish ~~our~~ their cause. C L — 04:56, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
Convert to 3-D Come on, 2D is soooo yesterday! So Why 13:16, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
- 3-D is sooo last month. How about 4D or 5D? I guess only the super-new nVidia card could be able to display me then, though. 2 D^C 15:13, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
- Transwikify to 4D per above. --A More Perfect Onion (talk) 13:36, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
Keep Clearly notable - 106,000,000 google hits. 2D helps to keep the people confusionified anyway. Chamal ^talk 14:37, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
Keep per uninformed nom. User IS two-dimensional, at least on my monitor. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 17:04, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
Keep User is just text on the screen, which is decidedly two-dimensional. EVula // talk // ☯ // 17:10, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
Hospitalize. User's two-dimensional approach suggests a flat affect, which in this case is a clear sign of dimension dementia. Newyorkbrad (talk) 17:36, 29 December 2008 (UTC)

*Struck above vote as clearly wrong based on the facts. If it's double-D, the last thing it would have is a flat affect. // roux 19:48, 29 December 2008 (UTC)

In turn, I struck the above vote for striking the vote above that. Remember, kids, two wrongs don't make a right...but three rights make a left. Ecoleetage (talk) 00:39, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

No, three rights make a conservative coup. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 00:41, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

Delete - User claims to be 2D, but signs as 2D^c, indicating that he is actually 2D cubed and therefore 8-dimensional, not two. NuclearWarfare ^{contact me}_{My work} 04:07, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

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The result was Delete to make room for merge with Beaker (Muppet) -- aye matthew @ 15:34, 4 January 2009 (UTC)

Closedmouth

Utterly ridiculous editor, insists on sparking confusion and is a key player in general incivility. Recently taunted me about my coherency, which many other editors have is good! It's simply not. Yes. — neuro^(talk) 00:58, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

Keep - Nom is a wassock — neuro^(talk) 00:58, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
Keep per ... nom? PeterSymonds (talk) 01:19, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
- Delete this guy as well please. — neuro^(talk) 01:29, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
  - User has already undergone EFD. Plz fail moar. GlassCobra 17:12, 26 December 2008 (UTC)
    - Okay sonny, you're getting deleted too. — neuro^(talk) 01:02, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
Comment I don't know am this, please consider rightly ok! --Closedmouth (talk) 01:56, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
Delete Closedmouth and PeterSymonds together after rolling together into cookie dough, baking them in an oven for 325° F for 10 minutes, and dipping in milk. Form of deletion will be consumption. --Dylan 620 _Contribs ^Sign! 02:01, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
Delete for the lulz. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 02:20, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
Delete Closedmouth because he is apparently a sockpuppet of Cluebot (this is evident from the speed - other users actually get off huggle when they see he's there) and Speedy Delete Neurolysis for nominating an editor that shouldn't be deleted and making an incoherent nom and ridiculous !vote. Chamal ^talk 14:58, 26 December 2008 (UTC)

"other users actually get off huggle when they see he's there" You just made my day. --Closedmouth (talk) 03:53, 28 December 2008 (UTC)

gasp* you're doing it on purpose? Chamal ^talk 04:09, 28 December 2008 (UTC)

(>.>) I've said too much. Away!!! --Closedmouth (talk) 13:22, 28 December 2008 (UTC)

Punish for lying — Editor claims to speak languages but has a closed mouth. You cannot speak with a closed mouth! So Why 15:46, 26 December 2008 (UTC)

And what would the punishment be, SoWhy? --Dylan 620 _Contribs ^Sign! 15:51, 26 December 2008 (UTC)

Mph mph Mmmmph! —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 17:35, 26 December 2008 (UTC)

Enroll in CPR training - He cannot be closedmouthed if he wants to learn mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Ecoleetage (talk) 17:57, 26 December 2008 (UTC)
Attempttoopenmouthify NuclearWarfare ^{contact me}_{My work} 02:35, 27 December 2008 (UTC)

Page restricted. Openmouthify restricted to arbitrators. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 15:27, 27 December 2008 (UTC)

Delete all users making puns on my username It's the standard riposte of trolls and vandals, come on, be more creative. --Closedmouth (talk) 03:53, 28 December 2008 (UTC)
Glue mouth together: The user is obviously lying, as they just spoke clearly, so their mouth should be glued shut in punishment. Plus, the user's name begins with C, so they are in violation of WP:C Dendodge Talk^Contribs 12:33, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

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The result was Don't care, like everyone else, obviously. GlassCobra 02:05, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

RyanCross

For bragging about not being deleted. Bragging about not being deleted is prima face evidence that you should be delete. aye matthew @ 15:17, 4 January 2009 (UTC)

Merge with User:RyRy5. –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 15:19, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
Confirmed RyanCross (talk · contribs) = RyRy5 (talk · contribs) = RyRy (talk · contribs) = RyRy Public (talk · contribs). PeterSymonds (talk) 15:25, 4 January 2009 (UTC)

Speedy delete PeteSymonds or add some Salt N Pepa (N Paprika) – You forgot User:RyanPublic! I would think RyanPublic would agree with me, no? — RyanCross (talk) 15:46, 4 January 2009 (UTC)

Speedy Salt N Pepa (N Paprika) PeterSymonds, and then eat Peter, and then merge Symonds with RyanCross, put Salt N Pepa (N Paprika) on Ryan, eat Ryan, and then merge Peter to Cross, to equal PeterCross (and eventually eat PeterCross at some point because Ryan and Peter are tasty). :) – RyanPublic (talk) 15:50, 4 January 2009 (UTC)

Delete per WP:YOUSHOULDNOTBRAGTHATYOUHAVENOTBEENDELETEDTHISPOLICYEXISTSANDEVERYONESHOULDFOLLOWIT.-- Ashbey Ӝ 15:29, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
Delete Per Ashbey.--Iamawesome800 15:55, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
Delete per me. —Cyclonenim (talk · contribs · email) 17:18, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
Apprehend and turn over to the proper law enforcement agency For the unexplained disappearances of RyRy1, RyRy2, RyRy3 and RyRy4...and for trying to evade capture by pretending to be an Australian rugby star. Your goose is cooked, Ryan! Ecoleetage (talk) 22:10, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
- Per Eco, Go tell Aunt Rhody. The old gray goose is dead. —La Pianista ^(T•C) 22:19, 4 January 2009 (UTC)

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The result was Keep. That's not hot. GlassCobra 02:01, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

Icewedge

For using complicated math formulas below, I don't need to get a headache when looking at this page.--Giants58 19:42, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

Delete As nom.--Giants58 19:42, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
Merge with Icepick, and delete Iamawesome800 for not understanding the math. The answer is obviously 42. Quantumobserver (talk) 19:45, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

How do you know that, I mean clearly 2+2=5, I mean come on.--Giants58 20:01, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

That's Numberwang. Ten Pound Hammer and his otters • ^{(Broken clamshells • Otter chirps • HELP)} 22:47, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

Merge with Bombay Sapphire, a hint of vermouth, and a single dash of orange bitters, shake and strain into a chilled martini glass. Add three olives. // roux 20:08, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
- That would be illegal. That damn legal drinking age. Icewedge (talk) 00:40, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
  - Not for me, which is rather the point. Chin chin! // roux 08:55, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
Ship to planet Venus. That's hot. —La Pianista ^(T•C) 20:28, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

...or shove up Uranus. *Dan T.* (talk) 01:15, 4 January 2009 (UTC)

Why is everybody making sexual jokes on me? No, no. On second thought, Ship Dan T. to Pluto after frying in the Sun. It's not even a planet anymore. Boo-hoo. —La Pianista ^(T•C) 03:03, 4 January 2009 (UTC)

Merge per Roux. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 20:36, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
Melt per Roux. Ten Pound Hammer and his otters • ^{(Broken clamshells • Otter chirps • HELP)} 22:47, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
Brr Majorly talk 23:25, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
Salt and delete Short Brigade Harvester Boris (talk) 23:55, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

Maybe they should use both salt and sand, like the way they deal with ice on northern highways? *Dan T.* (talk) 01:15, 4 January 2009 (UTC)

Dig up Leon Trotsky and use this user to kill the commie again! (The user is something like an ice pick, isn't he?) *Dan T.* (talk) 01:15, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
Merge with CountyLemonade and make lemon ices. Mmmm mmmm! Ecoleetage (talk) 21:59, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
Keep don't delete my puppeteer! Without him I will be a limp, useless thing! PLZ NOO!!!! IHG (talk) 19:33, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
Rename into IcewedgeHugglesGoatse! bibliomaniac 15 19:34, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

Aaaaahhhhhhhhhh! no! no! no! no! no! Icewedge (talk) 19:59, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

per nom Dloh cierekim 04:09, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

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The result was crat fail = epic lulz. GlassCobra 01:56, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

Balloonman

Needs popping. 'Nuff said. —Cyclonenim (talk · contribs · email) 14:27, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

Untie and use the helium to make my voice high so that I can say delete in a, quite frankly, hilarious manner. —Cyclonenim (talk · contribs · email) 14:27, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

How about sulfur hexaflouride? Ten Pound Hammer and his otters • ^{(Broken clamshells • Otter chirps • HELP)} 23:51, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

Sure, as long as we don't put electricity anywhere near it. We don't want to get disulfur decafluoride. Or do we... —Cyclonenim (talk · contribs · email) 00:18, 4 January 2009 (UTC)

~~Delete~~ Dissolve Cyclonenim and TenPoundHammer for obscure chemistry jokes. I just got back from visiting my family for the holidays and the last thing I want now is to hear my little brother's voice in my head when I'm on Wikipedia. *Nerds grumble grumble stupid science grumble grumble.* Graymornings_(talk) 08:26, 4 January 2009 (UTC)

Agreed I agree with cyclone. I'll get the needle.--Iamawesome800 14:34, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
Remove from project - he nominates too many people for adminship. Who needs all those admins after all? So Why 14:52, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
Tie rabid chipmunks onto and send into stratosphere. —La Pianista ^(T•C) 16:16, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
Release into the sky aye matthew @ 16:25, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
Pop and pop every admin he's ever coached, nominated, or endorsed, and pop every edit he's ever made. :) davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 17:08, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
he's just an old blowhard... ---Balloonman ^PoppaBalloonCSD Survey Results 19:11, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
Tie into a funny animal shape and sell at the fair. Quantumobserver (talk) 19:53, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
Review for RfA, then delete/pop him Lazulilasher (talk) 02:58, 4 January 2009 (UTC)

Review completed. ~~WP:NOTNOW~~WP:POPNOW. By the way, I typically take 4-6 seconds for my RFA reviews. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 05:03, 4 January 2009 (UTC)

Wow, you're able to sound out the user name in 4-6 seconds ;-) ---Balloonman ^PoppaBalloonCSD Survey Results 06:13, 4 January 2009 (UTC)

Fill with gemstones, swallow, smuggle into friendly nation. // roux 09:12, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
Paint red, clone 98 times, get a camera and make a music video for 99 Red Balloonmen (and hope Nena doesn't sue for copyright infringement). I have spoken. Ecoleetage (talk) 22:02, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
- Neun und neunzig Luftballonmenschen? // roux 04:43, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
  - ...Sí, señor. —La Pianista ^(T•C) 04:49, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
Baloo n a man? I'd be tempted to feed to Shere Khan but as the Brits here will know, Mr Kipling does make exceedingly good cakes. Ϣere SpielChequers 15:16, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
Fill him with water and have a water balloon fight. There. Problem solved.♣Princess Clown♥ 23:42, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
Obsolete and outdated, therefore delete. I mean, you can buy these things from machines nowadays. Why go to "the balloonman" and embarras yourself. ~~SIS~~

Because I think user:Condomman would be a violation of our user name policy?---Balloonman ^PoppaBalloonCSD Survey Results 23:51, 20 January 2009 (UTC)

After further review, promote to arbitrator so he can take over the world. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 22:47, 20 January 2009 (UTC)

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The result was Pwnt. GlassCobra 01:52, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

Cyclonenim

Per CED G5 or 8 (only through use of one of them would he have this ordered. Also CED E2 and 3. Quantumobserver (talk) 03:00, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

Delete Choose a different weather phenomenon, cyclones are too broad.--Iamawesome800 03:23, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
Delete and nuke from orbit for using a complimicated legalese term in below EFD... Prima facie? May I remind you of WP:NLT! --Chasingsol ^(talk) 03:50, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
Hold !vote pending outcome of Turing test on candidate or alleged bot, or evidence he speaks a non-UK language on a non-UK wiki. Evidence of notability is here - if you've appeared on EFD other than by self-nom, you've been noted. If you appear here by self-nom and anyone but you and your socks !vote, you've been noted. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 04:08, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
Kill by dusting with carbon black (per two of my former profs) for being a sockpuppet of Cyclone Norbert. Short Brigade Harvester Boris (talk) 05:08, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
Debug - User nominated a clearly crazy person for adminship which is prima facie evidence of an internal software error! So What? 10:51, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

Correction which is prima facie evidence of a full understanding of what it takes to be an administrator. There, that's better. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 16:27, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

Comment This is nonsensical! I'm no bot or sock, I'm a 5 year old using AWB... —Cyclonenim (talk · contribs · email) 14:44, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
Delete. Uses AWB, which is prima facie evidence that he uses AWB. PXK ^T /_C 16:04, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
Get him an agent Hey, did you see his photo on his User Page? Why is he wasting his time here when he could be on the West End or out in Hollywood with those good looks? Who wants to bet that by this time next year, he could be on the red carpet at the Oscars with Sienna Miller on one arm, Jessica Alba on another and Halle Berry on another? :) Ecoleetage (talk) 17:32, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
Delete per Ecoleetage. Cyclonenim has three arms. --Dylan 620 (Contribs · Sign!) 17:41, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
Epic strong keep, as his username contains meteorological phenomena. –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 20:15, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

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The result was Delete and recreate with steward bit. GlassCobra 01:44, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

EVula

Always right? No-one can always be right! If he is always right then he is too perfect, and must be deleted. --Dylan 620 _Contribs ^Sign! 03:50, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

Delete You can be always right after you resurrect yourself, like Jesus. I know Easter is a few months away, but what the heck, might as well get an early start on your personal Good Friday. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 10:54, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
Strong delete — Prima facie evidence of power hunger demonstrated by being an administrator or bureaucrat on nine Wiki's. —Cyclonenim (talk · contribs · email) 17:01, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
Serious-fy. Claims to have a sense of humor - we cannot tolerate that! So Why 17:02, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

Jealousy is a cruel mistress, eh? ;) —Cyclonenim (talk · contribs · email) 17:06, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

Don't you dare to insult my mistress!! So Why 10:45, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

Angry I could've sworn I already deleted this editor. Enigma msg 17:11, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
Deleting for being funny "I don't mind if someones funny but I don't like the funny business" (If you are a Seinfeldaholic you'll get it).--Iamawesome800 00:34, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
Delete because the coin came up heads.Unsigned comment left by User:Quantumobserver
Nuke from orbit for failing to comply with WP:BIBLIO. NuclearWarfare ^{contact me}_{My work} 04:38, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
WP:EVULA is older, and therefore supersedes it. Booya. EVula // talk // ☯ // 16:45, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
Seeing as medieval law is older than current modern law, do you follow that too? —Cyclonenim (talk · contribs · email) 16:55, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
You missed the sentence: "He overrules any other powers, such as DarkFalls who overrides EVula and all those other minions...With a firm exception for his puppetmaster (Phaedriel)." Only person able to override me is Phaedriel. bibliomaniac 15 17:38, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
Rename as "Evil, eh." Works for me. Ecoleetage (talk) 17:23, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
Strongest keep and trout the nom EVula is always right. PeterSymonds (talk) 17:32, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
Peter shall survive The Purging. EVula // talk // ☯ // 19:54, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
o_O "The Purging"? Can't I beg for, leniency or something? —Ed 17 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 19:57, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
Either that, or do it first... —Cyclonenim (talk · contribs · email) 21:39, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
Noooo! Don't purge me! I just took a shower yesterday, honest! GlassCobra 16:08, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
Delete, The Purging cannot be conducted by that which no longer exists. ~ mazca ^t|c 13:02, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
Keep EVula is not only always right, he's also never wrong! :D Acalamari 23:22, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
Delete per Acalamari :P Icy // ♫ 22:01, 5 January 2009 (UTC)

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The result was Delete until toasters fly. Oh wait... GlassCobra 01:40, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

FlyingToaster

Per WP:COPYVIO. User claims to be a Macintosh screensaver circa 1989. I prefer bagels, anyway. // roux 07:28, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

Transwiki to GNOME. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 15:34, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
- Badger // roux 19:38, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
  - Comment: He's a toaster, not a badger. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 21:32, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
    - Comment: Disregard per wp:we don't need no stinkin badgers. FlyingToaster 16:41, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
Query Is this candidate subject to wp:Butter side up? Ϣere SpielChequers 16:46, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
- Badger // roux 19:38, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
- Response Candidate is subject to wp:laws of physics FlyingToaster 16:42, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
  - Then fit with an extended battery pack and somebody plz write an associated MarmiteBot glider for it. Ϣere SpielChequers 14:55, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
Keep, give blow job & pony Totally unbiased editor here - Toaster cured me of leprosy, is bringing peace to middle east. FlyingToaster sockpuppet (talk) 18:16, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
- O.O - That's a bit much to claim; can you verify those? ;) VX!^~~~ 18:46, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
  - Response Dude, I have excellent sources^{[FT 1]} FlyingToaster sockpuppet (talk)
  - Badger // roux 19:38, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
    - Socks - socks, socks, socks, O_O Delete them all! VX!^~~~ 16:46, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
'Speedy delete per Muppet above - Middle Easterners don't eat toast, therefore FlyingToaster is a lie. NuclearWarfare ^{contact me}_{My work} 18:50, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
- 'Perhaps' It is the toast wot is a lie. FlyingToaster 16:50, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
- Badger // roux 19:38, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
KKidnap, bring to L'Aquatique's house, and force to sit on her counter I only have a toaster oven and it burns everything in sight, including things that haven't even been put in it. I'd like a real toaster, please. l'aquatique |✡| talk 19:02, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
- Mushroom // roux 19:38, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
  - Snake. —Cyclonenim (talk · contribs · email) 21:28, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
Merge with Flying Spaghetti Monster, so we can all be touched by his toasted noodly appendage. —La Pianista ^(T•C) 22:06, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
Get out the rifle Hey, flying toasters are more to shoot than clay pigeons! Ecoleetage (talk) 00:49, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

Shoot all those darned badgers too, while you're at it. Chamal ^talk 06:38, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

Just drop it: All those badgers must have eaten him alive by now. It's no use us discussing this further. Chamal ^talk 06:38, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
- Comment - how did the badgers catch a flying toaster and eat it when it is made of metal? —Ed 17 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 06:55, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

They are very clever badgers. :P Ecoleetage (talk) 11:29, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

They were on teh 'shrooms. Duh. —La Pianista ^(T•C) 04:20, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

For the last time, it's not a flying badger, just Mario in a raccoon suit. FlyingToaster 17:12, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

Help! Now I have FLYING TOASTER WINGS running through my head! Enigma msg 17:13, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
Send to Gitmo: Obviously these flying toasters can be used to avoid screening at airports, and used for terroristic purposes. also, 'toaster' is obviously a form of flying cylon, bent on bringing death to us all. The only logical solution is to send this skinjob to Gitmo. burnte (talk) 21:59, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
Delete For denying that it's a flying badger. I will not stand for liars in such a serious discussion.--Iamawesome800 00:30, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
never! she is an excellent person! toaster should stay!MidKnightHunter (talk) 21:29, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
I must recuse myself from this !vote, on the grounds that I had this screen saver and still miss it.--Fabrictramp | talk to me 00:44, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
Keep - As any mac product is better than you bunch of badger-loving n00bs! :) Scapler (talk) 01:53, 18 January 2009 (UTC)

We don't need no stinkin' references

^ this drunk guy I met at the airport bar at 4am

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The result was:

Why isn't this closed

You people are such slackers

Now get with it. Srs.

—GlassCobra 01:36, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

Newyorkbrad 2nd nomination

Someone had to do this eventually, I'm just doing the community a favor. Or do I really care? RockManQ^(talk) 05:31, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

Delete. Is from New York, the state directly rivaling the best one out of the fifty. Git 'er done quick, amigo. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 06:00, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

And why is Texas the best out of the fifty, Pianista? That title belongs to Massachusetts, IMO. --Dylan 620 _Contribs ^Sign! 13:15, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

Shoot, you sound like a Coloradoan, buckaroo. Chunky homestyle chili with Texas beef 'n' beans beats New England clam chowder any day. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 16:53, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

Forget about it, New York is clearly the best state. –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 17:10, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

No way. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kids kick Mafia butt any day. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 17:41, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, right! Massachusetts is, and always will be, the best. TX and NY are good, but MA tops the list with scenic Boston, rolling countryside in the state's western portion, and also Friendly 's! --Dylan 620 _Contribs ^Sign! 17:50, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

No state can beat Texas - our name means friendship, and it's our motto. Southern hospitality ftw! —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 17:54, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

Go Illinois, the most corrupt state in the union :P Woo! RockManQ^(talk) 18:51, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

What about a compromise? RockManQ's favorite is Illinois, Pianista's favorite is Texas, Julian's favorite is New York, and my favorite is Massachusetts. What if we mushed them all together? You know, like Illi tex york achusetts? --Dylan 620 _Contribs ^Sign! 19:02, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

...That's the worst thing I've ever heard of since the turducken... —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 19:07, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

Turducken, Schmucken Hugh Fearlessly-Eatsitall did a seven bird roast recently, including shooting the Woodcock Ϣere SpielChequers 22:19, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

OK, then. How about a battle of the states? RockManQ will be representing Illinois, Juliancolton will be representing New York, La Pianista will be representing Texas, and I will be representing Massachusetts. --Dylan 620 _Contribs ^Sign! 19:32, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

Since I'm representing Illinois and we had Lincoln, we automatically beat any state in any battle whatsoever :P RockManQ^(talk) 19:37, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

We have GlassCobra himself! (GlassCobra swallows Abe Lincoln whole.) I win! --Dylan 620 _Contribs ^Sign! 19:47, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

(out) Michigan wins easily, people - with the highest unemployment in the nation, we'd be able to raise the biggest militaia to crush you guys... Allanon ^{♠The Dark Druid♠} 20:09, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

You guys are all deluding yourselves. My state is the biggest, wildest, has the tallest mountain, the most lakes, trees, bears, moose, registered libertarians, longest coastline, we're the richest, most cultural, and we have a high degree of monopoly on corrupt politicians. Clearly, the best state is Alaska. l'aquatique || talk 20:13, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

The state that brought us Sarah Palin? Noooooo. "I can see Russia from my house!" Allanon ^{♠The Dark Druid♠} 20:16, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

Sarah Palin is from Idaho. l'aquatique || talk 20:18, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

Puh-lease - she moved to Alaska when she was an infant... trivial, trivial. Allanon ^{♠The Dark Druid♠} 20:20, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

I side with L'Aquatique. No one wants to be from the state that fathered this monstrosity. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 03:43, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

Besides, regardless of my personal feelings about Sarah, she keeps life in the 49th state from ever approaching boring. l'aquatique || talk 05:12, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

(outdent) Okay, clearly you people need some straightening out. First, Texas is an automatic massive fail as pointed out by Pianista. Alaska is similarly disqualified for bringing one of the most clueless politicians in history to international prominence. Though I'm technically from Illinois, it is also unfortunately a fail, thanks to our stellar governor. The award goes to Massachusetts, hands down. Now stay on topic! :P This is about Brad, not which of our miserable states suck the most. GlassCobra 17:50, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

Comment User has previously deleted and resurrected himself. What makes you think he won't be able to resurrect himself again? davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 06:46, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
Comment Because he has previously died and like a zombie didn't stay dead, I'm changing the title to 2nd nomination. Maybe it will stick this time :). davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 06:46, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
Speedy Close - Sarah Palin was brought up, so I invoke the Ultimate law, which states that if a republican politician is brought up then the EfD in question is closed immediately. RockManQ^(talk) 20:30, 14 December 2008 (UTC) _{It's my law, none of you can have it}
- It would have saved me a bunch of time if that law applied to ArbCom cases. Newyorkbrad (talk) 02:01, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
  - Are you saying that Republicans are similar to Nazis? *Dan T.* (talk) 03:46, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
Rename I believe the proper phonetic spelling is Noo Yawk Br'erd. Ecoleetage (talk) 13:47, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
Does this mean we revoke his parents' Accountcreator rights for not knowing the username policy? Do we need to call a bureacrat at the state vital records department to effect the rename? davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 00:47, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
Strong delete Attempted to stop The Revolution™ Deskanabot was fostering. J.delanoy ^gabs_adds 00:25, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
Delete J.Delanoy for saying Revolution, which, everytime I see it causes me to remember those signs that said reLOVEution. Nausea and a strong desire to drown puppies generally follows. l'aquatique || talk 03:37, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
- Hey! My EfD was already closed as Keep. And by a bureaucrat no less. Admit it: you're jealous :-) J.delanoy ^gabs_adds 04:28, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
Have a Newyorkbrad strip steak. bibliomaniac 15 04:35, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
- With a side serving of Soylent Green, eh, Biblio? —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 04:56, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
  - Nothing like a nice hunk of long pork to get yourself into the holiday mood. Tasty tasty! bibliomaniac 15 05:06, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
    - Sure, that's good...but I don't eat pork. I'd rather my burgers with Burghers. :P —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 05:09, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
      - Whatever you say, my dear Clarice. Hannibal 15 05:24, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
        However if you're British and loyal you might enjoy Royal Marine. Anyway, it's clean. // roux 19:58, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
Rename to User:OldB0rkedNed Gazi moff 10:06, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
Force to answer all questions with haikus NuclearWarfare ^{contact me}_{My work} 23:32, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
Haiku NewYorkBrad

The winter of discontent

Nuclear Warfare

davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) at 03:18, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
Shut the hell up man

What do you know you tosspot

I love you really

— neuro^(talk) 01:04, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
What are you saying

You morons aren't making sense

LP4admin

—La Pianista ^(T•C) 06:39, 4 January 2009 (UTC)

I will rhyme

Anytime

But haiku

I don't do

So I'm no Poe

But please don't curse

As my words go

From bad to verse

Newyorkbrad (talk) 07:43, 4 January 2009 (UTC)

You make bad puns

That's just horrible

Not as bad as Attila the Hun

But just as incorrigible.

—La Pianista ^(T•C) 04:43, 5 January 2009 (UTC)

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The result was Delete per WP:LOLFAKEPOLICYNAMESAREFUNNYEXCEPTNOTREALLYKBAI. GlassCobra 21:22, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

Maddie!

Obvious, I need to be deleted. I meet G1 G3 E5 U2. Also I violate WP:SOMEPOLICYTHATMAKESMADDIE!'SNOMINATIONONEFDLOOKEVENBETTERBUTREALLYTHISPOLICYDOESNTEXIST.--Maddie (formerly Ashbey) 21:33, 12 January 2009 (UTC)

Weak delete -- Obvious hoary attention hoard. --A More Perfect Onion (talk) 21:42, 12 January 2009 (UTC)
Merge With User:Ashbey.--Iamawesome800 00:52, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

That's illegal in most states.---Balloonman ^PoppaBalloonCSD Survey Results 01:10, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

Your face is illegal in most states.... —Ed 17 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 01:11, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

Well played.--Iamawesome800 01:36, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

Five-to-one odds that this will turn into a bunch of "your mama" jokes. Ecoleetage (talk) 02:53, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

Your mama is a bunch of your mama jokes. –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 02:55, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

Yo mama is so ugly when she tried to register they added her username the spam filter. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 03:32, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

Yo mama is so fat that when she goes out wearing a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!" Ecoleetage (talk) 03:51, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

Yo mama is so fat that when she gets in the tub, the water level in the toilet rises. —La Pianista ^(T•C) 05:33, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

Yo mama is so easy even a caveman can do her. bibliomaniac 15 05:42, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

Your mama is so fat that when she goes for a walk, the whole world goes on an earthquake warning.--Iamawesome800 03:38, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

Your mama is like a laundry mat, strangers walk up, hand over their money, dump their load, and walk away.---Balloonman ^PoppaBalloonCSD Survey Results 21:33, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

Yo mama's so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed. Tou-freaking-che. Sam ^Blab 00:42, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

Yo mama is so bow-legged that when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house. —Albatross 18:58, 1 February 2009 (UTC)

Yo mama is so lame that when she tells Yo-Mama Jokes, it's indistinguishable from an administrative discussion on Wikipedia. —Gastrin Bombesin 18:58, 1 February 2009 (UTC)

Strongg delete -- We should hide those cookies before the cookie monster comes! Versus22_talk 05:19, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
Delete for giving overweight people cookies. Mmmm, coookiiees! Pardon me while I go into a diabetic coma. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 02:23, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
Keep Put davidwr into a coma, user is useful after all ;-) So Why 11:33, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
Strong keep - early concerns over "attention whoring" were quickly dispelled when I read SoWhy's comment. —Ed 17 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 21:01, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
- Rebuttal - My early concern was over attention hoarding, not whoring. Please don't misrepresent my words, or I'll have to slap you with a wrasse. --A More Perfect Onion (talk) 21:14, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
  - Comment - Try a Patagonian toothfish, much larger + heavier. —Cyclonenim (talk · contribs · email) 16:47, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
    - Comment How about a marlin or a catfish they'd hurt more. Trust me, I know.--Iamawesome800 Talk 22:07, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
      - Comment: Cough. 21655 ^{ταλκ/01ҁ} 20:41, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
Delete - User has not finished her patchwork quilt. That is unacceptable. In fact. Beat with pair of tweezers and poke with needles NuclearWarfare _(Talk) 15:29, 1 February 2009 (UTC)

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The result was Close, user had a name change. He's clearly trying to evade deletion. GlassCobra 21:20, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

Iamawesome800

Feel like I need to be deleted.--Iamawesome800 23:16, 11 January 2009 (UTC)

Block but do not delete Who do you think we are, your mommy? We don't give you what you want just because you feel like it. :) davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 23:22, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
- That's what he said. —La Pianista ^(T•C) 23:23, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
What does it matter... a when your awesome, your awesome, and it doesn't matter is some lame bureaucracy decides to delete---Balloonman ^PoppaBalloonCSD Survey Results 03:51, 12 January 2009 (UTC)
Keep since deletion is no big deal. —Cyclonenim (talk · contribs · email) 11:03, 12 January 2009 (UTC)
Rename To I am the eggman, they are the eggmen... or I am the River Niger, hear my waters... or I am I, Don Quixote, the Man of La Mancha... or I am troubled like the oyster... or I am mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore... or I am leaving on a jet plane, don't know when I'll be back again... or I am Spartacus! Ecoleetage (talk) 13:53, 12 January 2009 (UTC)
- No, I'm Spartacus! GlassCobra 14:25, 12 January 2009 (UTC)
  - I'm Spartacus too, and so is my budgie Ϣere SpielChequers 15:18, 12 January 2009 (UTC)
    - I am not Spartacus, I am a free man! --A More Perfect Onion (talk) 15:39, 12 January 2009 (UTC)
- Clerk note:USER:I'm Sparticus is not taken. But would make a GREAT user name!---Balloonman ^PoppaBalloonCSD Survey Results 16:07, 12 January 2009 (UTC)
  - Spell it right: USER:I'm Spartacus (which is also available) --A More Perfect Onion (talk) 16:36, 12 January 2009 (UTC)
Strong Keep This user claims to be the 800th awesome person in the world. Yet, there are other "awesome" people out there, too! SchfiftyThree ^(talk!) 19:11, 12 January 2009 (UTC)
Delete as POV. Not all users agree that he is awesome. (Don't worry, I think you're awesome :-)--Maddie (formerly Ashbey) 21:29, 12 January 2009 (UTC)
Bold text comment — neuro^(talk) 02:17, 21 January 2009 (UTC)
Merge with Perfect onion and I'm Sparticus to make User:I'm an awesome Spartacus Onion! Simon^KSK 21:41, 23 January 2009 (UTC)

What is this, Yu-Gi-Oh? GlassCobra 00:01, 24 January 2009 (UTC)

It's Naruto. Simon^KSK 01:42, 24 January 2009 (UTC)

Send him to Area 51 and blow up. You said here to a self-nom to go back to the nuthouse where you belong and you nominated yourself. That fails WP:BIO. K50 Dude ROCKS! 21:58, 1 February 2009 (UTC)

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The result was blow up ClueBot, and ban J.delanoy so he can't take over the wiki. ♦ Maddie talk 19:05, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

ClueBot

Deleting possible helpfulness by ClueBot to version by vandal. False positive? Forget it. Thanks, Wikipedia. (Bot) -- iMatthew // talk // 20:12, 6 January 2009 (UTC)

Delete - user has 783,870 contributions, which is prima facie evidence of editcountitis. –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 20:15, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
Delete Beating me to a revert is clearly a foolish move. WHO HAS THE LAST LAUGH NOW, EH?! —Cyclonenim (talk · contribs · email) 22:36, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
Blow It Up For it's stupid edits summaries "Reverting possible vandalism by User:Example, to last version by User:Example. False positive? Report It!" NOTE:The vandalism in question is a page blanking.--Iamawesome800 22:44, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
Speedy delete as ClueBot does cause severe vandalize as shown in this example. So even if ClueBot makes good reverts, it's just trying to make it look like he's doing good, then it purposely vandalizes when nobody suspects it! Ooo, very sneak. You've been caught red-handed, and now you'll face the consequences of being deleted! — RyanCross (talk) 03:44, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

I second speedy deletion per this vandalism [9].--Iamawesome800 Talk to Me 03:37, 19 January 2009 (UTC)

Pity The poor thing hasn't got a clue. Ecoleetage (talk) 04:07, 7 January 2009 (UTC)
Delete nominator. Obviously a false positive. bibliomaniac 15 05:40, 7 January 2009 (UTC)
Set in a three-way cage match with VoABot II and J.delanoy. —La Pianista ^(T•C) 05:52, 7 January 2009 (UTC)
- Now I'd watch that. My bet is that User:AntiVandalBot will rise out of its grave as a robotic zombie and pwn them all. bibliomaniac 15 18:17, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
Remove bot flag. Fact: Bots are faster than humans. Fact: J.delanoy beat Cluebot to reverting vandalism and was identified as a bot in a ~~trial~~ deletion discussion here. Conclusion: Cluebot must be human. So Why 12:35, 7 January 2009 (UTC)
Wrong Venue - Send to WP:Humans for Deletion. NuclearWarfare _(Talk) 21:57, 7 January 2009 (UTC)
Hasn't got a clue---Balloonman ^PoppaBalloonCSD Survey Results 22:06, 7 January 2009 (UTC)
Delete for improperly warning me over a perfectly legit pagemove. Ten Pound Hammer and his otters • ^{(Broken clamshells • Otter chirps • HELP)} 22:18, 7 January 2009 (UTC)
Delete for beating me to fixing vandalism way too many times. How am I supposed to break 100K edits if Cluebot keeps fixing stuff?--Fabrictramp | talk to me 19:35, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
Launch into outer space as it needs a higher altitude to be able to compete against J.delanoy (see image on userpage, if you know what I mean)! And, by the way, does Cobi know about this discussion, yet? SchfiftyThree ^(talk!) 06:03, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
- Mile high club?---Balloonman ^PoppaBalloonCSD Survey Results 04:05, 12 January 2009 (UTC)
Delete per IA:bot---Balloonman ^PoppaBalloonCSD Survey Results 03:55, 12 January 2009 (UTC)
Keep — Somebody has to be the minority. —Animum (talk) 03:04, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
Merge with me. Just imagine how high my edit count would be if ClueBot were merged with me........--Maddie (formerly Ashbey) 01:24, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

Sounds kinda kinky. GlassCobra 01:58, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

A bit like your name then — neuro^(talk) 02:18, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

Burn and Give tons of barnstars for vandalism reverting. Razor flame 14:32, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
Strong Delete - Apparently, it's the only thing that is keeping me from taking over Wikipedia. Obviously, this is sub-optimal. J.delanoy ^gabs_adds 12:25, 30 January 2009 (UTC)
Delete because you are a sockpuppet of J.Delanoy! K50 Dude ROCKS! 01:18, 3 February 2009 (UTC)

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The result was Merge with Pepé Le Pew, Aquaman (ménage à trois, ooh la la) and a comfy bed. ;D GlassCobra 23:55, 26 January 2009 (UTC)

L'Aquatique

We've never deleted her, if my memory serves, so now is the perfect time. L'Aquatique has a very confusing, French, name. That right there is a perfect reason to delete. ;) VX!^~~~ 21:41, 4 January 2009 (UTC)

Comment - It's pretty dumb to use the computer in an aquatic environment. Either the name is a spoof, or she uses supernatural means to edit WP. —La Pianista ^(T•C) 21:47, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
Fait le deletingness - bloody French. It's about time for some payback for 1066. // roux 22:01, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
Supprimer, ~~par mon incroyable logique~~ (selon ma logique incroyable, crétin!). —Cyclonenim (talk · contribs · email) 22:02, 4 January 2009 (UTC)

Je veux te tuer. Avec un bougeoir. Dans la cuisine. l'aquatique |✡| talk 04:40, 5 January 2009 (UTC)

Menaces? Envisagez-ce votre dernier avertissement ;) —Cyclonenim (talk · contribs · email) 07:46, 5 January 2009 (UTC)

Ooooh, j'ai peur! Que'est-ce que vous me faites? Vous n'avez pas un bougouir, et Wikipédia n'a pas un cuisine... l'aquatique |✡| talk 16:25, 5 January 2009 (UTC)

Introduce to Aquaman -- They could make a nice couple. :) Ecoleetage (talk) 22:05, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
Keep Me gusta agua(I like water).--Iamawesome800 00:12, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
Merge with User:Iamawesome800 to create User:Iamaquatique800.-- Ashbey Ӝ 01:11, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
~~Keep~~ ~~Delete~~ ~~Keep~~ ~~Delete~~ ~~Keep~~ Delete User is indecisive. Also, recommend immediate deletion of Cyclonenim for his inexcusable mangling of la langue belle. l'aquatique |✡| talk 04:38, 5 January 2009 (UTC)

Also, this seems like a good place for shameless self promotion. Everyone should check out the Fundraising Banner Contest, I think it'll be a lot of fun. l'aquatique |✡| talk 05:38, 5 January 2009 (UTC)

Quit your moaning, sheesh! My deletion thread is below :) Also, is now a bad time to mention that Google translator is SHOCKINGLY bad. —Cyclonenim (talk · contribs · email) 07:48, 5 January 2009 (UTC)

Slap with trout. Hasn't been around Portal:Fish/Quiz lately. bibliomaniac 15 04:42, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
- Grab trout, fillet, slice into sushi - oh, sorry, wrong queue... // roux 09:44, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
Eliminare. Questi francesi mi annoiano. Ciao So Why 10:51, 5 January 2009 (UTC)

Hey, I'm not really French you know. I'm Sicilian and I rather resent... oh never mind .Pfft. l'aquatique |✡| talk 16:01, 5 January 2009 (UTC)

Keep: Never engage in a battle of wits with a Sicilian. --A More Perfect Onion (talk) 16:08, 5 January 2009 (UTC)

Strong delete L'Aquatique was the last person to support my RfA.[10] What took you so long? Also, I'm pretty sure that you're Sarah Palin. Exhibit A: You're from Alaska. Exhibit B: You claim to be "Sarai", but I think you just took the last letter of your first name and advanced it one letter in an effort to conceal your true identity. Nice try, Governor Palin. Ice Cold Beer (talk) 08:07, 6 January 2009 (UTC)

Oh gee! l'aquatique |✡| talk 16:10, 6 January 2009 (UTC)

Delete - Just look at her username: not one but two Q's are trouble enough, but then there's that Apostrophe ('). We can't have editors whose usernames give homage to a subversive (just look at his first name), can we? Frank | talk 12:03, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
Dilute Ϣere SpielChequers 13:11, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
Keep: I like French girls. Wha? Wait a minute... user is "related to both George W. Bush and Barack Obama"???? Delete, delete and nuke. Or on second thoughts, maybe just delete; user is also related to a crime family so might be useful to Wikipedia later on. Chamal ^talk 14:48, 6 January 2009 (UTC)

If you delete me I'll sick my family on you... l'aquatique |✡| talk 16:10, 6 January 2009 (UTC)

Please clarify your vote: Do you refer to the Bush clan as crime family or to Obama's family? ;-) So Why 16:41, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
LOL! l'aquatique |✡| talk 06:57, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

Hold on SoWhy, I'll clarify it in a moment but there's someone knocking at the door right now. What the... FBI? Wonder what they want... Chamal ^talk 11:41, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

Delete, salt, oversight, remove backlinks, add to spam blacklist. How could you even consider making an edit like this? Have you no shame?!? Icewedge (talk) 19:55, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
Merge with User:Vague for sexual identity purposes, and Mario Kart Wii Skill Improvement drive. - [Vague] 16:22, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

Are you trying to make me into some sort of weird pansexual hermaphrodite that kicks serious ~~ass~~ butt at Mario Kart?! l'aquatique |✡| talk 23:59, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

Transwikify To WikiSpecies. §hep • ^Talk 04:28, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

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The result was ${\begin{cases}\underbrace {\sum _{k=1}^{N}k^{2}\oint _{C}x^{3}\,dx+4y^{2}\,dy} _{editcount+1}\\\coprod _{i=1}^{N}x_{i}\end{cases}}$ , as if any non-mathematician can understand what that means --A More Perfect Onion (talk) 16:28, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

Casliber

Too many supports in the ArbCom election. See here. Beware of mind tricks, this user is a psychiatrist and will use mind control to establish consensus, as shown at the election by the alarming voter confidence. —Cyclonenim (talk · contribs · email) 16:34, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

Is this some hositility I'm sensing here? Cheers, Casliber (talk · contribs) 20:41, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

There's a thin line between hostility and jealousy Casliber :) —Cyclonenim (talk · contribs · email) 21:36, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

Delete as ~~stalker~~ nominator. —Cyclonenim (talk · contribs · email) 16:34, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
Delete as nominator. aye matthew @ 16:36, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
Delete as nominator. PeterSymonds (talk) 16:38, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
Delete as nominator. The Helpful One 16:40, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
Delete as nominator. VX!^~~~ 16:42, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
Strong Delete ${\begin{cases}\underbrace {\sum _{k=1}^{N}k^{2}\oint _{C}x^{3}\,dx+4y^{2}\,dy} _{editcount}\\\coprod _{i=1}^{N}x_{i}\end{cases}}$ Icewedge (talk) 17:15, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
I think you meant to say ${\begin{cases}\underbrace {\sum _{k=1}^{N}k^{2}\oint _{C}x^{3}\,dx+4y^{2}\,dy} _{editcount+1}\\\coprod _{i=1}^{N}x_{i}\end{cases}}$ —Cyclonenim (talk · contribs · email) 17:43, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

Were significant parents in your lives specialists in mathematics or physics? Were they strict? Cheers, Casliber (talk · contribs) 20:41, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

Inane musical interlude Okay, everyone, sing along: "Casliber the friendly ghost, the friendliest ghost you know..." Ecoleetage (talk) 17:24, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

Erm...do you speak to dead people? Cheers, Casliber (talk · contribs) 20:41, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

Keep per voice in my head that sounds a lot like Ewan McGregor. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 18:39, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

Choose Life then! Cheers, Casliber (talk · contribs) 20:41, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

Cryopreserve in order to save brain against the eroding effect of ArbCom duty. -- Kim van der Linde ^{at venus} 21:21, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
Your confusing me Forget about Casliber, how about deleting Icewedge and Cyclone for using complicated math formulas.--Iamawesome800 01:05, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
- Delete Iamawesome800 for not being awesome and making grammar fail. —La Pianista ^(T•C) 03:37, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
Delete of course. His family wants him back! Eusebeus (talk) 03:24, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
Keep - username isn't a word. I like that. —La Pianista ^(T•C) 03:37, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
~~Oppose~~ ~~Support~~ ~~Freddie Mercury~~ Delete and Salt - Has disappointed me by failing to made all-encompassing and unrealistic reform of ArbCom by now. Trusilver 05:09, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
Speedy Keep — Evidently notable; for the Evil Deletionist^® Cabal, Jack Merridew 06:24, 4 January 2009 (UTC)

Comment if he's now on arbcom, does that mean this EFD will be open forever, I mean, that's how long it traditionally takes arbcom to decide anything... why should we be any different ;-)---Balloonman ^PoppaBalloonCSD Survey Results 15:21, 6 January 2009 (UTC)

Keep per medication. I've just taken the pink tablets. ~~SIS~~ 21:57, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
Delete per medication. I've just taken the green tablets. ~~SIS~~ 21:57, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
Neutral. Can I have a glass of water, please? ~~SIS~~ 21:57, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
Delete Why Not? Filper01 (Chat, My contribs) 04:52, 10 February 2009 (UTC)

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The result was Maj o rly is majorly deleted. GlassCobra 21:06, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

Majorly

I'm utterly appalled I've not been deleted yet! I majorly fail all policies, so I want to be deleted and be red like everyone else. Majorly talk 17:30, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

Per nom Majorly talk 17:30, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
Delete - He wished me a Happy New Year. aye matthew @ 17:32, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
Demote in Rank To "Privately" Ecoleetage (talk) 17:37, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
Keep There's no one else who'll speak their mind around here. —Cyclonenim (talk · contribs · email) 17:40, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
Keep Integrity is beyond question as evidenced by this edit. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 18:37, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
Keep Wants to be deleted, clear sign he is insane, i.e. a perfect Wikipedian. So Why 22:10, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
Keep: The user is opposed to ageism, obviously a good thing, and clearly meets WP:M. Dendodge Talk^Contribs 22:13, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
Keep (per iMatthew) until he wishes me a happy New Year. After that, Demote to Minorly. NuclearWarfare ^{contact me}_{My work} 00:24, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
Strong Delete No self noms here, go back to the nut house where you came from.--Iamawesome800 01:08, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

Comment I think you linked nut house wrong. No need to thank me. —Cyclonenim (talk · contribs · email) 01:11, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

Ah yes, that's my bad there, I should double check my links there :)--Iamawesome800 02:20, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

Delete by falling piano. That way, he'll be a-flat major-ly. —La Pianista ^(T•C) 03:42, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
- lol – wodup – 04:04, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
(CTU) 9002 yraunaJ 3 ,00:40 (!ngiS · sbirtnoC) 026 nalyD - eteleD
He wants to be deleted, so by long-established Wikipedia principle, we must always do the opposite of what anybody demands of us, so ~~Keep~~... but, wait, maybe it's a reverse-psychology ploy to get us to keep him, so Delete! *Dan T.* (talk) 03:55, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

Good thing he's not Inigo Montoya (talk · contribs). davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 04:54, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

strong keep since he snapped late last year, he has come back with a vengeance and is worth his weight in salt...---Balloonman ^PoppaBalloonCSD Survey Results 06:11, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
- Question: Hmm... good point. What is your weight, Majorly? I'll vote depending on that (the !vote will probable be keep anyway, since your self nom clearly shows you want to be deleted). Chamal ^talk 10:40, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
  - I think the more salient point would be kosher, rock, or table???---Balloonman ^PoppaBalloonCSD Survey Results 17:58, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
- How much money would Majorly's weight in salt be? Cause I'd sure love to buy him. NuclearWarfare _(Talk) 22:01, 7 January 2009 (UTC)
Delete $\phi _{n}(\kappa )={\frac {1}{4\pi ^{2}\kappa ^{2}}}\int _{0}^{\infty }{\frac {\sin(\kappa R)}{\kappa R}}{\frac {\partial }{\partial R}}\left[R^{2}{\frac {\partial D_{n}(R)}{\partial R}}\right]\,log(editcount)$ Icewedge (talk) 17:51, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

Oh no you don't leave that math stuff for another place, not here.--Giants58 19:43, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

They made him take it off of the other place. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 20:39, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

Delete - Thought he already was one! er.... had been! Trusilver 05:05, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
Modulate - is Amin after all. // roux 09:13, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
Keep as this user is the very model of a modern major-general. - Dravecky (talk) 09:02, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
Change Username to Minorly. Does not deserve such recognition. ♣Princess Clown♥ 23:44, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
Rename to Major Major Major Major. bibliomaniac 15 00:17, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
Keep him away from me :) ~~SIS~~ 21:51, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
Delete Puhleez... he's possibly the worst admin this project ever had... immature... RFA troll... a total hypocrite! Good riddance! Jay Mark Toll 21:33, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
Merge with K50 Dude. K50 Dude the Major! That would be sweet....K50 Dude ROCKS! 01:15, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
Delete per Majorly. – wodup – 04:04, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
Delete per Majorly. Filper01 (Chat, My contribs) 11:49, 8 February 2009 (UTC)

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The result was Keep; Mr. 21655 neglected to mention that he is an asteroid and therefore ineligible for deletion by this particular process. GlassCobra 21:21, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

21655

When in the course of Wikipedian events, it becomes necessary for the community as a whole to jettison its more annoying or underproductive editors, and one in particular comes to mind when dealing with such a matter.

We hold the charges against Mr. 21655 to be self-evident:

That he has chosen a username that makes no logical sense; 21655 himself has stated multiple times that his username has nothing to do with the Maryland city, among other things.
That his temper is only somewhat milder than that of an enraged bull's.
That he has styled this proposal in accordance with an American document, despite having said in the past that he is in fact Brazilian.

Such has been the patient sufferance of this community; and such is now the necessity to rid ourselves of this imbecile. 21655 ^{ταλκ/01ҁ} 22:03, 26 January 2009 (UTC)

Delete - Obviously non-notable. Simon^KSK 22:07, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
- That's harsh.--Iamawesome800 Talk to Me 22:20, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
  - and you're not? Simon^KSK 22:22, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
    - Your point?--Iamawesome800 Talk to Me 22:24, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
- You think everyone except IAA800 is NN. 21655 ^{ταλκ/01ҁ} 20:17, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
Delete User has a banana, and isn't afraid to use it. Razorflame 22:14, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
- ...You lost me. 21655 ^{ταλκ/01ҁ} 22:32, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
  - I am pretty sure that you are an admin, are you not? Therefore, the banana is the sysop flag and I was inferring that you close AfDs with it. I'm not very humorous, but oh well. Razorflame 22:33, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
    - Admin?! HAH! 21655 ^{ταλκ/01ҁ} 20:17, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
  - I can feel the popcorn popping in my mouth. Simon^KSK 22:46, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
Bold text per Link title. ♦ Maddie talk 22:17, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
Keep I like numbers If there were variables it would be the strongest delete possible.--Iamawesome800 Talk to Me 22:20, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
Rename to e or π due to irrational fascination with numbers. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 01:46, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
Infinite Ban - Runs a SOOPER SEKRIT CABAL!!!11shiftone!! NuclearWarfare _(Talk) 17:20, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
Strong Keep Cabal? What cabal? J.delanoy ^gabs_adds 12:33, 30 January 2009 (UTC)

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The result was SNOW close obviously, but it would have been funnier if someone had actually closed this. Oh well. GlassCobra 22:24, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

Michael Snow

User is the ~~shoe polisher for Jimbo Wales~~ chair of the Wikimedia Foundation Board of Trustees. Obviously notable. not. Simon^KSK 20:38, 26 January 2009 (UTC)

Delete I'm in a bad mood.--Iamawesome800 Talk to Me 20:48, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
Keep He has his own article. Majorly talk 21:16, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
- Reply - That makes him notable, does it not? Simon^KSK 21:17, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
  - Indeed. Majorly talk 21:18, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
    - Then he fails. Notable editors are supposed to be deleted. =D Simon^KSK 21:34, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
      - Exactly, all notables should be deleted non-notables should be deleted too. And all zombies should be speedy kept.--Iamawesome800 Talk to Me 21:37, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
Speedy close per WP:SNOW. Easiest call ever. Newyorkbrad (talk) 21:38, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
- Just because you feel your EFD closed prematurely, don't take it out on others.--Iamawesome800 Talk to Me 21:42, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
  - Concur. Majorly talk 21:43, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
    - Ha! Brad, that's the funniest thing I've read in a long time! Kingturtle (talk) 21:52, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
      - Hahaha!--Iamawesome800 Talk to Me 22:18, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
        lulz. Simon^KSK 22:19, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
Oppose promotion - Does not have over 12 FAs. Suggest NOTNOW close. NuclearWarfare _(Talk) 17:12, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
Merge with User:Snowspinner; Eskimos may have lots of words for "snow", but we don't have to. *Dan T.* (talk) 22:12, 1 February 2009 (UTC)

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The result was Keep. He can haz admin now? GlassCobra 22:07, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

Davidwr

Ok, I offered to nominate to RfA at the end last year, and he has yet to accept. If he isn't going to subject himself to that hell, I think he deserves to be deleted.---Balloonman ^PoppaBalloonCSD Survey Results 20:55, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

Speedy Keep - bad faith nom, wants editor to throw himself under the wheels of ~~a dumptruck~~ RfA just to appease his desire to nominate people. :P —Ed 17 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 20:59, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
Feed him cookies until he goes into a coma--Iamawesome800 Talk 22:24, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
Noooo, don't dele*NO CARRIER* — Preceding unsigned comment added by Davidwr (talk • contribs) 22:49, 16 January 2009, funeral arrangements pending

Sorry, I had to pull the plug on you... can't have you defending yourself.---Balloonman ^PoppaBalloonCSD Survey Results 00:34, 17 January 2009 (UTC)

The letters W and R are so last year (or last fortnight). How about B and Z? Rename to Davidbz.--Maddie (formerly Ashbey) 01:28, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
- The above vote is sponsored by the letters B and Z, and the number 4. *Dan T.* (talk) 22:16, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
Community ban for confusing me with multiple emails, and serious canvassing concerns. —Cyclonenim (talk · contribs · email) 16:30, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
- Point of order: studies have shown that it is not difficult to confuse the above editor.^{[citation needed]} Basie (talk) 22:43, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
  - Pick up a card for failure to Drop his cards. NuclearWarfare _(Talk)
    - Succinct statement of rules in defiance of convention: Papa-oom-Mao-Mao, papa-oom-Mao-Mao. Basie (talk) 21:59, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
Force to become admin Seriously, that would be much more painful than deletion :-D So Why 22:39, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
Delete with extreme prejudice Concur with Balloonman. Also, since he was the one who brought up the possibility of EfD in the first place, he is disrespecting a hallowed institution. Finally, RfA is a very pleasant experience. I would know better than anyone. David denying himself this opportunity clearly shows that he is not acting to serve his own rational self-interest. Delete until he reconsiders. Enigma^msg 18:03, 19 January 2009 (UTC)
Speedy Abstain - Blue Wagon (talk) 04:02, 20 January 2009 (UTC)

Speedy abstinance???---Balloonman ^PoppaBalloonCSD Survey Results 23:49, 20 January 2009 (UTC)

Indeed. Looks like the gene pool needs a little chlorine... —La Pianista ^(T•C) 23:54, 20 January 2009 (UTC)

Oh my god it's my health teacher!--Iamawesome800 Talk to Me 00:30, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

o_O —Ed 17 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 00:41, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

Send to Hell (or even Gaza): It'd be better than going through RfA, poor guy. Chamal ^talk 04:58, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
Nom nom nom nom per nom —Scheinwerfermann ^T·_C22:47, 25 January 2009 (UTC)
POISON With astatine XD. astatine-210 ^{discovered elements ∞ what am I?} 20:39, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
Slow Delete One or two bytes at a time, so he feels it. Anybody who would successfully nominate me for the mop clearly does not have my or the encyclopedia's best interests at heart. - Dravecky (talk) 19:52, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

I guess all those people who opposed you should be nominated as Wikimedia Foundation board members, because they have the project's best interests at heart? davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 21:22, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

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The result was Insert deletion-related Doctor Who joke here. GlassCobra 22:09, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

The Doctor

For gallivanting around the universe, abandoning his responsibilities on Gallifrey, failing to reach featured article status, and otherwise being a nuisance throughout the universe, and having the tenacity to leave his fate in our hands, I nominate The Doctor for Maximum Deletion. DELETE. DELETE. DELETE. P.S. Dibs on Bessie. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 03:55, 26 January 2009 (UTC)

Keep - Someone's gotta do it. Blue Wagon (talk) 17:11, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
Delete And someone's gotta do this.--Iamawesome800 Talk to Me 20:48, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
Trial him at the Trial of a Time Lord and then execute him. I liked the Valeyard better anyway^^ So Why 21:08, 26 January 2009 (UTC)

The verb form is try. Please don't verb nouns. --A More Perfect Onion (talk) 21:10, 26 January 2009 (UTC)

It less funny be with teh correct grammars. So Why 21:18, 26 January 2009 (UTC)

If so good editor you are, use proper grammer not why? --A More Perfect Onion (talk) 21:26, 26 January 2009 (UTC)

Request for clarification: which incarnation is he? Delete if tenth, keep if fourth. Basie (talk) 21:15, 26 January 2009 (UTC)

How dare you delete the tenth! So Why 21:18, 26 January 2009 (UTC)

Decimate, I like the sound of that word. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 01:49, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

Ask not for whom the deci-bell tolls... Basie (talk) 03:56, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

Keep assuming he's among the first seven doctors, and maybe an exception can be made for the eighth, but beyond that...blah...exterminate. Acalamari 22:02, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
Speedy Keep He'll only regenerate, so deletion is hopeless.--Koji† 01:56, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

You just have to keep deleting. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 02:34, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

Give him taste of his own medicine. Whatever that is. Probably some opium, or DXM. Or snake oil. bibliomaniac 15 04:08, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
Turn head, cough - //roux 04:10, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
Apple Give the Doctor an apple and be done with it ;). Razor flame 14:30, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
Delete - *cocks six-gun* - there is room for only one doctor on this here encyclopedia. So tell me: do ya feel lucky? Well do ya? ...punk? —Ed 17 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 02:43, 1 February 2009 (UTC)

Comment to Bones: He's faced worse and been lucky so far. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 00:13, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

Delete for practicing medicine without a license. *Dan T.* (talk) 22:14, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
Delete - He lies t me, when he gives me a shot. "It won't hurt a bit," Ya, right. Simon^KSK 01:12, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
Delete, delete, delete... - Let's also Exterminate the TARDIS to keep him from getting away!--Res 2216firestar 15:19, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
EXTERMINATE!!!! J.delanoy ^gabs_adds 15:53, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
USURP to User:Doctor Who. It is apparently available. PeterSymonds (talk) 21:22, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

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The result was Keep, he's the master of mah puppet. ;D GlassCobra 22:13, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

Master of Puppets

Is too helpful with new users and was crazy enough to help out a certain psychopathic user back in '07. Also is fond of too many pastimes and has confessed to being "the typical unsettled teenager with a mind that won't rest." Furthermore, user exists, prime meatface evidence of attention and power hunger. —La Pianista ^(T•C) 04:47, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

Assassinate Probably too dangerous to this planet. Besides, WP:BOLD and WP:PILLAR clearly state that blah blahWP:NOTE WP:V WP:RS WP:IAR WP:POLICIES ARE NOT YOUR OPINION SO WHY DO YOU KEEP SPAMMING THEM IN DELETION DISCUSSIONS FFS, and so forth. Master of Puppets _{Call me MoP! :D} 04:56, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

Keep but delete socks. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 05:01, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
Rename to Master of Sockpuppets, and indef ban for admitting to sockpuppetry. –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 05:06, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
Keep - why does my hand have a string attached?...HEY. Why is the string manipulating my hand? :O MoP, why are you holding the other end of the string? —Ed 17 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 05:07, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
Delete the master and delete the vanity article undoubtedly written by one of his puppets. – wodup – 05:13, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

How ironic you should say that, since it was in fact written by a puppet. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 05:23, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

Kill the nominator, then use the candidate to mop up the blood. After all, he tells us to ~~use~~ call him as a mop. Not that I want to kill La Pianista, but we got to kill someone to have some blood to mop up ;-) So Why 16:28, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
Delete as sock of indef blocked user Master of Puppets Guy (talk · contribs).--Iamawesome800 Talk to Me 20:08, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
- Comment - I thought that he was a sock of The Real Master of Puppets (talk · contribs)? OUCH, sorry puppetmaster... —Ed 17 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 03:05, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
Delete for sockpuppetry. La Pianaista probably should be deleted too. She has La Sockista (talk · contribs). ♦ Maddie talk 02:38, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
- Eh? La Pianaista (talk · contribs) doesn't exist. So you would be deleting...the air? Though I am quite suspicious of the fact that my ~~sock~~ ~~evil minion~~ close friend is affiliated with a non-existent user... —La Pianista ^(T•C) 05:27, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
Stone Because everybody must get stoned. Sam ^Blab 12:17, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
Delete for admitting he's a sockpuppeteer. Filper01 (Chat, My contribs) 17:50, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
- Oh, also delete his socks as well. Filper01 (Chat, My contribs) 17:51, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
Delete He is engaging people to use sockpuppets on Wikipedia! :P Versus22_talk 22:24, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
Keep - The song is awesome! Simon^KSK 00:06, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

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The result was Delete Pigeon fail. GlassCobra 22:12, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

Chamal N

Wrote an article about a pigeon. Must be deleted, due to aforementioned blatant evidence of avian cabalistic connections. Get your SARS masks ready, ladies and gents. —La Pianista ^(T•C) 06:44, 30 January 2009 (UTC)

My failures have caused a lot of raised eyebrows, but I'm innocent, really.... trust me.

Force to take part in Project Pigeon - ...and that's all, folks. :) —Ed 17 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 08:27, 30 January 2009 (UTC)
Keep (and provide oxygen). Basie (talk) 10:09, 30 January 2009 (UTC)
Piegon I don't know what to say but PIGEON?--Iamawesome800 Talk to Me 14:19, 30 January 2009 (UTC)
Feed to a pigeon - Put Chamal N into a bird seed, then feed that seed to a pigeon. ♦ Maddie talk 15:54, 30 January 2009 (UTC)
Ban and offer reinstatement if and only if he will write an extension to RFC1149 called "IP over Wikipedian Carriers" then force him to implement it, publish the results, then convince someone without a conflict of interest or a life to write an article about the new protocol. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 16:59, 30 January 2009 (UTC)
- Err.... what? Chamal ^talk 08:30, 31 January 2009 (UTC)
  - Err, pigeon. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 04:32, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
    - Err... OK. Chamal ^talk 08:09, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
Redirect to The Mad Pigeon, a blog that needs a new author. --A More Perfect Onion (talk) 18:06, 30 January 2009 (UTC)
Redirect to Cabal N. Because there is no c@b@l). Sam ^Blab 03:03, 31 January 2009 (UTC)
Comment: Nominator seems to have a conflict of interest (or something like that). She nominated me for deletion and then told me to make a break for it. Btw about that page, it was a cool name, wasn't it? Chamal ^talk 08:30, 31 January 2009 (UTC)
- Hey, haven't you heard of the Good Wikipedian-Bad Wikipedian routine? Commonly utilized by Jimbo and other big wigs at WMF.^{[citation needed]}^{[original research?]}^[who?]^{[clarification needed]} —La Pianista ^(T•C) 02:31, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
Feed to Grue for stalking. bibliomaniac 15 05:08, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
- Stalking? Not guilty!! BTW, can you be more specific? Do you mean stalking him, her, him or him?. Chamal ^talk 08:09, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
  - Feed to four Grues for each person then. bibliomaniac 15 23:21, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
Strong Oppose Badgers other voters. J.delanoy^gabs_adds 15:02, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
- Don't mean to badger, but can you please expand on your reasons why Charmal isn't a good deletion candidate? Your pointy oppose is a prime example of why EfD is broken. PeterSymonds (talk) 15:06, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
  - LOL.--Iamawesome800 Talk to Me 15:25, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
Strong support Badgers other voters. PeterSymonds (talk) 22:31, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
Strong suppose Votes other badgers. --A More Perfect Onion (talk) 17:57, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
Transwiki to the Pidgin English Wikipedia. *Dan T.* (talk) 05:07, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

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The result was Schlong'd. Sorry man. GlassCobra 22:10, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

SchfiftyThree

Girlfriend's Age = My I.Q. = 5 + 3 = an anti-vandalism bot. I absolutely think I should be deleted! SF3 ^(talk!) 02:05, 29 January 2009 (UTC)

Keep His girlfriend is 8 yrs. old That is if my math is right :-)--Iamawesome800 Talk to Me 02:14, 29 January 2009 (UTC)

Wouldn't that equal Schweight? SF3 ^(talk!) 02:19, 29 January 2009 (UTC)

Delete in form of math: (SchfiftyThree ÷ SchfiftyThree) − 1 = Schzero. ♦ Maddie talk 02:28, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
Sympathy keep due to empathy with people who make lots of typoos, he obviously meant 50 + 3. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 03:03, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
Keep: Liar! Bots can't think... can they? Chamal ^talk 00:29, 30 January 2009 (UTC)
Schwam. Doo. Two and heif. Scheven. Schfourteen-teen. Schwenty one. Schwenty seven heif. 27, 37, what you say?? GlassCobra 14:10, 30 January 2009 (UTC)

I say...levitate, or ride a unicycle! SF3 ^(talk!) 04:03, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

Comment - is it just me, or are these "sch____" jokes getting worse and schworse? My case in point. —Ed 17 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 03:09, 31 January 2009 (UTC)
- Comment Schcomment - This is EfD. No one cares. —La Pianista ^(T•C) 05:20, 31 January 2009 (UTC)
  - Comment to La Pianista Did you as no one (talk · contribs) if he cares? Of course, since no one is not no one anymore, maybe it doesn't matter if he cares or not. Who (talk · contribs)'s on first. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 06:36, 31 January 2009 (UTC)
    - Seriously. This is out of hand. We are not actors in The Producers! :) —Ed 17 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 02:25, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
      - Everyone (talk · contribs) is a nobody (talk · contribs). —La Pianista ^(T•C) 02:27, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
        Comment: This joke is getting too silly.--A More Perfect Onion (talk) 05:20, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
        That's what jokes are for, dummy (talk · contribs). —La Pianista ^(T•C) 05:23, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
Give Big Schlong Barnstar. bibliomaniac 15 23:29, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
- BIG BLACK-LETTER BOLD WARNING above user-barnstar is definately NSFW. If you are offended, you are on the wrong page. If your boss or IT department takes offense, sorry, you've been warned. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 00:09, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
  - Wait, wait, wait. The Big Schlong Barnstar is NSFW?!?!?! Who knew? – wodup – 04:00, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
    - Question - does this imply that the rest of EfD is SFW? —La Pianista ^(T•C) 03:02, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
      - Better Warning DON'T FOLLOW LINK UNLESS YOU WANT TO SEE A CERTAIN MALE ORGANI know I don't.--Iamawesome800 Talk to Me 03:40, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
        Musical instruments have genders? Who knew? davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 05:02, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
        I think that I did not see this until after Iamawesome put a "better warning" on here... :S Who knew that bibliomanic's could be so ... disgusting. —Ed 17 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 03:08, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
        Ain't mine. It's Postlethwaite's. bibliomaniac 15 22:46, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
        Oh would you know that, biblio? Simon^KSK 02:39, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
        The barnstar, sicko. bibliomaniac 15 02:46, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

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The result was Delete, clear COI input from brothers does not tip the scale. EFD is not a vote. GlassCobra 22:15, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

MiszaBot III

Archives too many talk pages, this must be stopped!--Giants27 TC 20:55, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

Strong delete - Has practically no mainspace edits. Obviously not here to build an encyclopedia. J.delanoy ^gabs_adds 21:00, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
Keep - Isn't archiving your talk page a good thing? Simon^KSK 21:11, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
Delete vandal-only account, keeps removing other editors' comments from my and other talk pages. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 21:13, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
- Call me confused, but why are you choosing to take advantage of the service of this bot and then suggesting that the account needs to be deleted because it is doing what you requested? Vegaswikian (talk) 22:37, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
  - Did you read the big huge purple box at the top of the page?--Giants27 TC 00:40, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
  - Vegaswikian: What Giants27 said. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 03:04, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
- In the alternative, sentence to an eternity of forced labor shoveling words from one page to another, over and over and over again, forever. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 03:04, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
  - Conditional support for this alternative, as long as the forced labor is confined to talkspace. --A More Perfect Onion (talk) 13:46, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
Keep. Hasn't even touched my talk page one single bit. By the way, its capital letters is not something that made me create this! SF3 ^(talk!) 21:17, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
Strong Speedy Keep. This is a bot that provides a service that needs to be requested. Vegaswikian (talk) 22:37, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
Keep, he's my brother. MiszaBot (talk) 23:00, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
Keep, he's my brother. MiszaBot I (talk) 23:01, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
Keep, he's my brother. MiszaBot II (talk) 23:02, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

Delete entire family as they all encourage laziness, which leads to complacency,which leads to decadence, which leads eventually to the downfall of society. We need to nip this in the bud people! davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 23:07, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
Hey, wait a minute... How do you know if a bot is a brother or a sister? Chamal ^talk 08:43, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

Keep I'm too lazy to archive my own talkpage.--Res 2216firestar 00:36, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

Hey me too!--Giants27 TC 00:38, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

Quick delete the family per Davidwr (talk · contribs). Preferably before Iran or Russia or China or Venezuela or some combination of the three leads to the downfall of society first. —Ed 17 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 03:31, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
Keep the family but delete Misza13 You cannot punish the poor bots for the way their "dad" made them. So Why 09:37, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
- I think the relationship there would be closer to God than father... J.delanoy ^gabs_adds 15:35, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
Strong oppose per J.delanoy. 99.36% of edits are to the User talk namespace. Absolutely no mainspace contributions. WODUP (talk) 00:33, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
- :O the SHAME! Only 99.36? —Ed 17 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 03:36, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
  - That percentage is gonna hurt his rfa.--Giants27 TC 03:48, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
    - Yeah, definitely not high enough for my standards. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 16:54, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
      - At least it's not 100%. >_> Simon^KSK 20:30, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
Delete with extreme prejudice. With a name like Misza, this family just has to be Roooshian coming from a long line of Tchekists/ NKVD/SMERSH/KGB/Bolshoi ballet operatives. Nye ponemayu! Nitchevo! Davai davai rabotnik!--Goodmorningworld (talk) 02:57, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
Strong keep as a useful bot that helps me to archive my talk page. As someone mentioned above, I too am lazy and don't manually archive my talk page. The whole family should also be kept, archive bots can be useful if you use them properly.--Almax999 06:14, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

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The result was Put him on SPEED so he'll SLOW down! An obvious sock of two powerhouses (J.delanoy + ClueBot). Versus22_talk 20:30, 18 March 2009 (UTC)

Versus22

Endless vandal fighter, has beaten me to vandalism 140 billion times. STRONGLY recommend ~~blocking~~ deleting as a sock of ClueBot. →Dyl@n 620 18:52, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

Strong Keep - per this. Versus22_talk 18:55, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
Super Strong Delete Wow, I smell a lot of feet.--Giants27 ^T/C 20:14, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
Delete - Versus who?! A lack of clarity will not be tolerated per WP:ALACKOFCLARITYWILLNOTBETOLERATED. —Cyclonenim (talk · contribs · email) 22:12, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
Delete - Per this, WP:ALACKOFCLARITYWILLNOTBETOLERATED, and other unimportant things. Also, Did I mention that This song is awesome??? Guess not. :P Simon^KSK 22:29, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
Freeze in Liquid Nitgrogen so that he can come back when the world needs him most fr33k man -s- 22:58, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
- Liquid nitrogen? Bah. Freeze in liquid helium, so that the editor can be kept as a museum display. --A More Perfect Onion (talk) 13:42, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
Speedy bureaucratify Did not nominate himself for a bureaucratic position, therefore can't be possibly a powerfreak.Headbomb {^ταλκ_{κοντριβς} – WP Physics} 00:14, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
Another one of those J.delanoy socks? Delete VX!^talk 02:39, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
Delete very speedily as obvious sock of User:ClueBot. Okay15 Blah - What I've done 04:56, 4 March 2009 (UTC)

User:J.delanoy is also a sock of ClueBot. Okay15 Blah - What I've done 04:58, 4 March 2009 (UTC)

Delete for spreading lies. There are way more than 22 verses. Also, hang for heresy. Killiondude (talk) 22:53, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
- I was under the impression that the traditional penalty for heresy is burning at the stake, not hanging. Is this accurate? --A More Perfect Onion (talk) 20:46, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
  - True. But tradition shouldn't dictate our lives. I also think the phrase "hang for heresy" is catchier. Killiondude (talk) 21:59, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
    - You make a good point. Bummer -- I was so looking forward to a well-done stake. --A More Perfect Onion (talk) 12:41, 10 March 2009 (UTC)
Absolute, mandatory and irrevocable deletion. This person reverted an existentially profound edit on gladiator (page blanked), and now it's crawling with adjectives and words and stuff. Plus he's too fast. Haploidavey (talk) 14:01, 12 March 2009 (UTC). Well, bolding does it, can't hear my feeble thoughts with all the shouting around here. Haploidavey (talk) 15:52, 12 March 2009 (UTC)
- Put him on SPEED so he'll SLOW down. Way too fast... Stop reverting at the same time as me :( And keep up the good work. Sephiroth storm (talk) 22:40, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

Look at what I did! :D Versus22_talk 23:50, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

DELETE DELETE DELETE! Has beaten me to edits on Huggle 50 million times,'Must Pay! cf38^talk 13:26, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

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The result was Close, user has retired. GlassCobra 08:19, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Neurolysis

User is a disease. He will infect all users and, by altering their nerves, will make them his own personal zombies per his evil plot. He must be stopped, and deletion is how it must be done! --Dylan (chat, work, ping, sign) 23:22, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

But I want to live! I want to liiiiiive! — neuro^{(talk)(review)} 23:26, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
So instead of Staph Infection, it is now Editor Infection, where's those damn needles, Delete, since I don't like needles.--Giants27 ^T/C 00:11, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
Make an admin - that's worse punishment than deletion. So Why 20:36, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Come on, man. That sort of punishment is uncalled for. — neuro^{(talk)(review)} 22:29, 8 April 2009 (UTC)
Better yet, banish him as an admin to work solely at WP:ANI. Hell. —Cyclonenim | Chat 22:46, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

Merge with Swine influenza That should be interesting.--Res2216firestar 21:52, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
- If by "interesting" you mean "observe the results from orbit around the planet, or better yet, from orbit around a completely different planet", I support. --A More Perfect Onion (talk) 13:27, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
Comment - this editor has retired from Wikipedia. There is no point attempting any deletion here.

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The result was Speedy Rename to something that rhymes so that NYB can write one of his famous haikus. GlassCobra 08:21, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Anonymous Dissident

User wants to be a crat but is a dissident. As such, per definition, they oppose the current system. But if they are made part of the same system they oppose, that would lead to a catastrophic failure of the Wikiverse! Or so I guess, I am no wiki-physicist.... But I propose to delete this user per criteria E3 and U2 for editor deletion to make sure that cannot happen! So Why 10:42, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

Rename as Pseudonymous Apparatchik, but only if the RFB succeeds. Ϣere SpielChequers 11:50, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

Delete - User wants to be a ~~bearcat~~ ~~buricrat~~ bureaucrat, is clearly power hungry. –Juliancolton ^Talk · ^Review 13:42, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

Delete as he clearly has a passion for making IPs vandalize :P. Razor flame 14:43, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

Speedy Reheat without prejudice

This editor-related discussion is a steak. You can help Wikipedia by grilling it.

—Scheinwerfermann ^T·_C16:31, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

Confusion IPs can change their username from their address to anonymous? Who knew?--Giants27 ^T/C 18:03, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

Delete we already have too many editors. Killiondude (talk) 04:38, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
Delete ... and admins, and crats. Delete before it passes! ~ ωαdεstεr16_«talk^stalk» 04:48, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
Rename to something easier to rhyme. See my !vote on his RfB for reasoning. Newyorkbrad (talk) 16:25, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
Condemn to the Funniest Joke in the World —Animum (talk) 22:43, 17 May 2009 (UTC)

Strong keep - this user did not do anything in bad faith. He should not be deleted. All the best, Kayau (Talk to me! See what I've done! Sign my guestbook!) 12:24, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

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The result was Kung fu bouff! GlassCobra 08:48, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Yobot

Only edits talk pages, only uses Wikipedia as myspace, suggest ~~blocking~~ I mean..... deletion.--Giants27 ^T/C 21:52, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

Super Strong Keep - It's my favorite bot! :D Versus22_talk 21:56, 10 March 2009 (UTC)
Keep per nom. Killiondude (talk) 07:58, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
Delete per WP:WTHN; hey, why not? ~ ωαdεstεr16_«talk^stalk» 11:35, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
Keep, I like it. –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 20:05, 23 March 2009 (UTC)
Destroy and Pollice verso, I just don't like it. --A More Perfect Onion (talk) 20:54, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

Damn, I saw your edit summary and was hoping for a Gladiator joke. GlassCobra 03:09, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

Original reference duly added. --A More Perfect Onion (talk) 14:10, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

Add culture to make yogurt. bibliomaniac 15 21:37, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

Dude. Really? You would make that joke. :P —Ed 17 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 03:14, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

Strong Keep. This user has been exceedingly useful to Wikipedia.

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The result was Speedy Double-Crosser Delete GlassCobra 08:23, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Headbomb

I've recently created Wikipedia:ArticleAlertbot and many subpages (about 15), only to realize that another user created Wikipedia:Article alerts. This unnacceptable situation has gone on for more than a week. I have since moved all the Wikipedia:ArticleAlertbot subpages to Wikipedia:Article alerts subpages, and requested speedy deletion of the old pages under CSD:G6. I self-nominated myself for speedy deletion as a form of wikiseppuku. Astute members with keen senses of observation will notice that I am also not a member of any cabal, which can only mean I'm an undercover Rouge admin agent gone rogue. For sake of the 'pedia, and for the Rouge admin cabal, I must be speedily purged from existence. If you thought Rouge admins were bad, you can't imagine the damage rogue Rouge admins puppets can wreak.Headbomb {^ταλκ_{κοντριβς} – WP Physics} 13:05, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

Speedy Rename to Footbomb -- heads made out of explosives are too dangerous. With an explosive foot, however, you can FLY! 21655 ^{ταλκ/01ҁ} 15:05, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
WHEEEEEE!!!
Ouch Recreating an already created page, haven't done that since my second edit here. So I've gotta say throw granades and bring out a cannon and bomb.--Giants27 TC 19:10, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
Force to ride the vehicle on the right - WHEEEEEE!!! :P →Dyl@n 620 18:52, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
Delete - THERE IS NO CABAL. Simon^KSK 00:16, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
Rename per 21655. Ciaran UK ^{rush jump} 18:13, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
Headbomb, apply directly to the forehead. Headbomb, apply directly to the forehead. Headbomb, apply directly to the forehead. Ten Pound Hammer, his otters and a clue-bat • ^{(Many otters • One bat • One hammer)} 21:33, 18 June 2009 (UTC) Ten Pound Hammer, his otters and a clue-bat • ^{(Many otters • One bat • One hammer)} 21:33, 18 June 2009 (UTC) Ten Pound Hammer, his otters and a clue-bat • ^{(Many otters • One bat • One hammer)} 21:33, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

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The result was . GlassCobra 08:36, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Res2216firestar

Self-nom per CED G3, G7, possibly E2 and E3 as well. Surprised nobody else nominated me yet.--Res 2216firestar 19:18, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

~~Speedy~~Slow and painful deletion for line-jumping at the suicide booth. User put himself at bottom of page, shame shame shame. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 19:58, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

Oops :"), didn't know where to put it.--Res 2216firestar 02:36, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

That's what she said. _{I'm so surprised nobody responded with that. Here of all places.} -Killiondude (talk) 07:51, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

Stone I'll get the stones, now who's willing to get tie him up??--Iamawesome800 Talk to Me 20:09, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
- - Yo. //roux 22:28, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
- Wait - so Wikipedia is now a crazy village? Well..... —Ed 17 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 02:59, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
  - You didn't notice? Simon^KSK 03:26, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
    - "Sometimes people don't see the forest because of all the trees". (at least that is how LEO tells me to translate this German proverb^^). So Why 08:41, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
      - Wikipedia is a crazy village. So where's the cop, Indian chief, construction worker, biker, and soldier? Sing it now...YYYYYYYMMMMMCCCCAAA! —La Pianista ^(T•C) 21:26, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
Douse with cold water - Who the heck decided to put a freaking star up for deletion. That burns even worse than an atomic bomb. NuclearWarfare _(Talk) 04:21, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
Delete, obviously... $Delete={\frac {CSD}{AfD}}(F^{\alpha }{}^{\psi }F_{\psi }{}^{\beta }+{1 \over 4}g^{\alpha \beta }editcount/RFPP+1/AIV/5).$ —Cyclonenim (talk · contribs · email) 12:31, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
Delete. Now that I'm on Huggle, I need some edits to revert. Need to get some of these super counter-vandal users out of the way. Gnowor (talk) 19:17, 1 March 2009 (UTC)
Delete user name is far too silly. — Jake Wartenberg 16:30, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

Orly?--Res 2216firestar 02:43, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

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The result was Damn kids messed up my lawn. *scratches self and goes to take a nap* GlassCobra 08:25, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Razorflame

Force to jump into the River Seine as editor has evidently faltered and fallen. Quantumobserver (talk) 00:38, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
Are you sure the editor isn't a vandalism reverting bot? All possible bots that claim to be editors need to be deleted. I'm surprised we havn't deleted him yet. ♦ Maddie talk 22:12, 26 January 2009 (UTC)

Cut with a razor and burn with flame. –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 22:49, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
Cut with a flame and burn with a razor. =D Simon^KSK 22:50, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
Delete Cut himself per WP:N, but then reverted himself. Clearly thinks he's notable, and therefore automatic delete. PeterSymonds (talk) 22:57, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
Cut per WP:BIO and WP:N. Had to clarify ;) Razor flame 23:03, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
Delete Emo. —Cyclonenim (talk · contribs · email) 23:07, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
- LOL. Simon^KSK 23:07, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
Keep Apparently he's razorsharp.--Iamawesome800 Talk to Me 23:25, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
- That is original research. Can you verify that with a WP:RS? Simon^KSK 23:37, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
Keep - per the earlier "keep" of User:J.delanoy. —Ed 17 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 01:48, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
- Who? PeterSymonds (talk) 20:30, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
  - I'm still wondering who that is myself. Razorflame 20:50, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
    - Eh? Who are you? Simon^KSK 21:04, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
      - Who the hell are all you people? Get off my lawn! GlassCobra 00:16, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
        WTF is a lawn!? Simon^KSK 00:19, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
        Bomb the lawn, and delete Razorflame per J.delanoys non-existent comment. Chamal ^talk 12:52, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
Delete. He keeps irritating all those nice vandal boys that keep messing with my userpage. Trusilver 04:30, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
Weak Abstain I'm not strong enough to abstain completely. Blue Wagon (talk) 17:56, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
Speedy close - Per my EfD. A crat said that there is no prejudice against bots, so who are we to argue? J.delanoy^gabs_adds 12:36, 30 January 2009 (UTC)
- Ah.. now you came? Where the heck were you when we needed you? Chamal ^talk 08:33, 31 January 2009 (UTC)
Keep. He helps keep out the Vandals. That'll keep the Romans happy. :) Magus732 (talk) —Preceding undated comment was added at 03:41, 2 February 2009 (UTC).
Feed myself cookies until I pass out. Razor flame 20:00, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
Spank he bit off my finger whilst feeding him cookies fr33k man -s- 22:52, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
Take a car filled with Hydrogen Sulfide, lock the dors and seal with cement, take out the handles and the battery, and push on to a Norfolk Southern railroad crossing (with him in it) α§ʈάt̪íňέ-210 ^{discovered elements ∞ what am I?} 22:28, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

Comment: Forget Norfolk Southern, mess with a bigger conglomerate like BNSF. Quantumobserver (talk) 07:50, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

Deep six with RMS Titanic to see if he stays alight. However, Astatine's idea isn't terrible either. ;) —Ed 17 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 03:16, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
Sentence to death by arena combat using small knives and lit torches (USian torch, UKian torch, it doesn't matter). --A More Perfect Onion (talk) 16:05, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
Off to Terre Haute you go under sentance of death XD -- Sk8er5000 (talk) 02:13, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

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I am X!cited to announce that X! has been deleted. GlassCobra 19:06, 16 October 2009 (UTC)

X!

See here for X!'s self-nom. --Dylan 620 (contribs, logs) 23:59, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

Dig for buried treasure - X! marks the spot. --Dylan 620 (contribs, logs) 23:59, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
- X never, ever marks the spot. So Why 11:55, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
  - In that case, delete along with SoWhy for making my head hurt. X marks the spot, yet it never does. Too confusing to be appropriate on Wikipedia. --Dylan 620 (contribs, logs) 00:35, 26 July 2009 (UTC)
    - That being so, keep as most ingenious. --A More Perfect Onion (talk) 00:31, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
Delete Not suitable for minors. J.delanoy ^gabs_adds 00:03, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
D! E! L! E! T! E! Boy, those exclamation marks sure are fancy, aren't they? Everything looks so energetic when you use them! :-D So Why 00:04, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
Ehh... Unintesting unless it's this kind... ;)--Giants27 (c|s) 00:55, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
We could do a checkuser v User:I!, User:II!, User:III!, User:IV!, User:V!, User:VI!, User:VII!, User:VIII! and User:IX! (who all seem to have exercised WP:RTV); but there's no point deleting him as he'd only come back as User:XI!. So as a counter proposal how say we paint him in woad and merge him with The Saltire? Ϣere SpielChequers 11:46, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
Keep - 3,020,000,000 Google hits. –Juliancolton | ^Talk 00:44, 26 July 2009 (UTC)
- That's nothing compared to A's 16,850,000,000 hits. :P --Dylan 620 (contribs, logs) 00:51, 26 July 2009 (UTC)
  - Hell, if MediaWiki allowed uncapitalised usernames, a would have even MORE! GrooveDog (talk) 02:48, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
Keep - 7,090,000,000 Yahoo hits. iMatthew ^talk at 00:52, 26 July 2009 (UTC)
- Changing to Very Strong Delete -- I just remembered this is the editor who likes to edit while wearing red ~~sox~~ socks. That is a clear violation of Wikipedia:Editors may only contribute to Wikipedia while wearing either blue, black, green, white, orange, purple, yellow, or pink socks. iMatthew ^talk at 01:12, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
My mother always told me to never trust anyone called X!. Sorry, it's out of my hands. Regards, --—Cyclonenim | Chat 08:27, 26 July 2009 (UTC)
Pop quiz: X! = X * IX * VIII * VII * VI * V * IV * III * II * I = ________. Newyorkbrad (talk) 00:42, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
- 3628800? iMatthew ^talk at 01:07, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
  - Yes, but in Roman numerals, please. Newyorkbrad (talk) 01:09, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
    - Ah, I believe that'd be: mmmdcxxvMMMDCCC. iMatthew ^talk at 01:14, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
    - mmmdcxxviiiDCCC Can't forget all those i's :) J.delanoy^gabs_adds 01:20, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
      - Oh gosh, I'm so embarrassed! How could iMatthew leave out even one i, let alone three! Sigh, that's what I get for using a crappy translator. iMatthew ^talk at 01:28, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
Trout Newyorkbrad For Christ's sake, I thought I was done with algebra. Shappy ^talk 01:31, 27 July 2009 (UTC)

You are never done with algebra.... mwahahahahaaaa J.delanoy ^gabs_adds 01:33, 27 July 2009 (UTC)

*sobs uncontrollably* Shappy ^talk 03:16, 27 July 2009 (UTC)

... I didn't learn about factorials until pre-calculus... (X! · talk) · @082 · 00:58, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

In my school, we covered them in I think 4th grade. :) Newyorkbrad (talk) 01:00, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Keep him on a diet. Otherwise we will have to rename him XL! :) Pastor Theo (talk) 03:03, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
Delete ... as in send him to the X!-it. Newyorkbrad (talk) 01:02, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
- I would be very X!-ited to send him there. iMatthew ^talk at 01:26, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
Keep - we need X! to mark the spot before deleting—otherwise, there will be no treasure! Allanon ^{♠The Dark Druid♠} 08:14, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
- Question - I thought Wikipedia was not a game; why would it contain treasure to be marked? --A More Perfect Onion (talk) 14:35, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
Strongest delete possible as contributions by a banned user. -- King of ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠ 17:39, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
Reformat the way the toolserver has been barfing all over the place lately - we have to blame somebody. Suggest that we reformat X!, reinstall, and upgrade to "Y!" — Ched : ? 14:18, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
Agree. Y! not? Leubantia4 11:08, 13 September 2009 (UTC)

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The result was keep per WP:KEEP, and cook Fridae'sDoom in the sandbox. Hey Mid (contributions) 17:54, 25 November 2010 (UTC)

Fridae'sDoom

This nomination has been done in the public interest. Whilst there is a strong case for calender reform to create twelve equally sized months each having five weeks of six days, (plus a few days for celebrations and recovering from celebrations). Freya is a sufficiently powerful goddess that she should continue to have her own day. Which other goddess is honoured by having so many promises to complete things by her day or has so many celebrations on her day?So without prejudice as to which of the other six days should be deleted instead, I propose that Fridae be protected from it's doom, but welcome input from the community as to the appropriate termination method. Ϣere SpielChequers 08:35, 23 August 2010 (UTC)

I plead the fifth. This is day-ism, in this case it's Fridae-ism! I want a lawyer!!!! Ғяіᴅaз'§Đøøм | Spare your time? 22:59, 23 August 2010 (UTC)

I am a lawyer. I'll be glad to help you upon receipt of my customary retainer fee. Newyorkbrad (talk) 09:43, 24 August 2010 (UTC)

Fee? I ain't payin' no fee, you're all communists, communists I say! Ғяіᴆaз'§Đøøм | Champagne? 06:42, 15 September 2010 (UTC)

Delete - this user no longer bears a shred of sanity :S, I propose that they be terminated quickly and quietly. Ғяіᴅaз'§Đøøм | Spare your time? 07:31, 24 August 2010 (UTC)

Keep. We need the dynamic realtime updates to WP:100 :) --Ron Ritzman (talk) 02:24, 10 October 2010 (UTC)
- But this user is insane I tells ya!!! INSANE!!! —Ғяіᴆaз'§Đøøм • Champagne? • 2:14pm • 03:14, 10 October 2010 (UTC)
Regretful oppose I would request Checkusers to first confirm whether all the editors commenting here are socks of GlassCobra or not, including me (and especially Ron Ritzman, who has already been accused of being a sock of Glass Cobra here, here, and here). Kindly cut out the sock comments first and then speedily delete all the editors commenting here, including yourself if you comment here. Wifione _.......^{Leave a message} 09:25, 10 October 2010 (UTC)
Delete - The user just got account creator rights. I can't have him creating more accounts than I can in a day. The interface is not a race to create accounts, but it is a race of who can click the reserve case button first. --Alpha Quadrant ^talk 02:55, 12 October 2010 (UTC)
- Weeeeerrrrrnnnnnstrooooom!!! —Ғяіᴆaз'§Đøøм • Champagne? • 9:17pm • 10:17, 12 October 2010 (UTC)
Cook, salt, and merge to Frydae'sDoom. Clementina talk 09:23, 12 October 2010 (UTC)
- In Soviet Russia "Frydae'sDoom" cook, salt and merge you! —Ғяіᴆaз'§Đøøм • Champagne? • 9:17pm • 10:17, 12 October 2010 (UTC)
Stab with giant cheese slice. Access Denied ^{[FATAL ERROR]} 10:20, 12 October 2010 (UTC)
- I like cheese... gotta vote for Access Denied's proposal. ROBERTMFROMLI ^TALK/_CNTRB

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Bahamut0013

FOR RANting AT WT:RFA AB OUT WP:AFD, SUBsequen TLy DISCUSSed at HIS WP:RFA - I MUSt WP:EFD. Worm^TT · (talk) 13:28, 7 April 2011 (UTC)

Force to watch Sesame Street because he hates the alphabet. Maybe a trouting or two with a frozen chicken would work too. bahamut0013^words_deeds 13:39, 7 April 2011 (UTC)
- Objection: That would be a chickening, not a trouting. Jclemens (talk) 18:58, 9 April 2011 (UTC)
An unlucky number, but like the first 12 chop into chum and feed to the sharks. Bound to work eventually. Ϣere SpielChequers 06:41, 8 April 2011 (UTC)
Actually, I ate bahamuts number 001 through 0010 with some fava beans and a nice chianti. Number 0011 got trapped in a glass case of emotion, and number 0012 was in Valencia on the wrong day. I preemptively got number 0014 out of the way by framing him for muder at his court-martial. bahamut0013^words_deeds 11:47, 8 April 2011 (UTC)
suggest usurpation of User:Tiamat to correctly reflect alignment,^{[citation needed]} then send back to RFA to allow a proper a feeding frenzy >:-) Hekerui (talk) 14:15, 8 April 2011 (UTC)
Object: you need to prove that I am anything but Neutral Good. bahamut0013^words_deeds 16:27, 8 April 2011 (UTC)

Request permaban. Oh, I'm sorry, Wikipedia is restricted to Lawful evil rules lawyers. (Nice to see a plan work for a change.) Hekerui (talk) 21:56, 9 April 2011 (UTC)

Speedy Keep but force-feed huge amounts of caffeine, create obsession with typos, then sit back, watch, and giggle at the resulting sleepless nights and vast improvements to WP. :o) Pesky (talk) 10:42, 10 April 2011 (UTC)
Tie to a battleship cannon and fire Ed ^{[talk] [majestic titan]} 17:30, 13 April 2011 (UTC)
Note: user's extended warranty period expired yesterday. bahamut0013^words_deeds 13:40, 14 April 2011 (UTC)
Cannon fodder seems appropriate ;) —James ^{(Talk • Contribs)} • 11:24pm • 13:24, 18 April 2011 (UTC)
Be forced to recite tongue twisters while balancing a trampoline on his head, playing the guitar with his feet, and finally balancing twenty elephants on each hand. SwisterTwister (talk) 07:19, 17 June 2011 (UTC)

[1] this drunk guy I met at the airport bar at 4am

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 *'''Keep in exchange for a picture of Xeno with a [[Mountie]] hat''' Being Canadian IS a good reason for deletion...but I could murder for waffles. ... '''[[User:SoWhy|<span style="font-variant:small-caps; color: #AC0000">So</span>]][[User talk:SoWhy|<span style="font-variant:small-caps; color: #1F3F53">Why</span>]]''' 07:35, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
 *'''Keep''' at arms length. [[User:Lympathy|<small><span style="border:1px solid black;padding:1px;"><font style="color:#fef;background:red;">Lympathy </font></span></small>]] [[User talk:Lympathy|<small><sup>Talk</sup></small>]] 09:57, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
-*'''Delete''', tried to delete Keeper out of raging jealousy of my incredible goodlookingness and technical prowess at using Subst: and making templates. I keep having to check his diffs to make sure he isn't screwing up stuff.  Oh, and my dashboard is better and he knows it.  [[User:Keeper76|<font color="#21421E" face="comic sans ms">Keeper</font>]] <span title="Representation in the International Phonetic Alphabet (IPA)" class="IPA">&#448;</span> [[User talk:Keeper76|<font color="#CC7722" face="Papyrus">76</font>]] 18:56, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
+*'''Delete''', tried to delete Keeper out of raging jealousy of my incredible goodlookingness and technical prowess at using Subst: and making templates. I keep having to check his diffs to make sure he isn't screwing up stuff.  Oh, and my dashboard is better and he knows it.  [[User:Keeper76|<span style="color:#21421E; font-family:comic sans ms;">Keeper</span>]] <span title="Representation in the International Phonetic Alphabet (IPA)" class="IPA">&#448;</span> [[User talk:Keeper76|<span style="color:#CC7722; font-family:Papyrus;">76</span>]] 18:56, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
 :and here all this time I thought he was jealous only because AN/K is more active than AN/X... - [[User:Adolphus79|Adolphus79]] ([[User talk:Adolphus79|talk]]) 19:01, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
 *'''Very Strong Delete''', as he's made up his province. '''There's no such place as [[Canadia]]! If he was canadian he's have spelt it's name right!''' Not only, that, but I absolutely hate the canadian people, waffles, golden syrup, hate it.--[[Special:Contributions/79.73.46.255|79.73.46.255]] ([[User talk:79.73.46.255|talk]]) 19:08, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
@@ Line 713: / Line 713: @@
 User is not American, therefore doesn't like baseball, therefore violates a rule of [[WP:AN/K]].  (keeper76, I'm egging you on...) User has met Paris Hilton. [[User:Shapiros10|<span style="color:#E52B50;">Shapiros10</span>]]''''' [[User talk:Shapiros10|<sup style="color:chocolate;">contact me</sup>]]'''''[[Special:Contributions/Shapiros10|<sub style="color:#3D2B1F;">My work</sub>]] 20:27, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
 *'''Uber strong delete''' per nominator's second point. &ndash;[[User:Juliancolton|Juliancolton]] [[User talk:Juliancolton|<font color="#66666"><sup>'''T'''ropical</sup></font>]] [[Special:contributions/Juliancolton|<font color="#66666"><sup>'''C'''yclone</sup></font>]] 20:31, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
-*'''Deleting editors.  That's ''hot.'''''  [[User:Keeper76|<font color="#21421E" face="comic sans ms">Keeper</font>]] <span title="Representation in the International Phonetic Alphabet (IPA)" class="IPA">&#448;</span> [[User talk:Keeper76|<font color="#CC7722" face="Papyrus">76</font>]] 20:38, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
+*'''Deleting editors.  That's ''hot.'''''  [[User:Keeper76|<span style="color:#21421E; font-family:comic sans ms;">Keeper</span>]] <span title="Representation in the International Phonetic Alphabet (IPA)" class="IPA">&#448;</span> [[User talk:Keeper76|<span style="color:#CC7722; font-family:Papyrus;">76</span>]] 20:38, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
 ::Yes, I met Paris when I was in L.A. the other week.  I spoke with her for about 3-5 minutes.  She was very pleasant and respectful. And she said I had a "sexy accent" (score one for Portugal). [[User:Ecoleetage|Ecoleetage]] ([[User talk:Ecoleetage|talk]]) 20:41, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
 :::Portugal and sexy accents ftl &ndash;[[User:Juliancolton|Juliancolton]] [[User talk:Juliancolton|<font color="#66666"><sup>'''T'''ropical</sup></font>]] [[Special:contributions/Juliancolton|<font color="#66666"><sup>'''C'''yclone</sup></font>]] 20:43, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
-::::Meh.  Paris thinks [[The Simple Life|"Midwestern"]] is a sexy accent.  Don't take it too personally, Eco.  She was probably high as a kite.  [[User:Keeper76|<font color="#21421E" face="comic sans ms">Keeper</font>]] <span title="Representation in the International Phonetic Alphabet (IPA)" class="IPA">&#448;</span> [[User talk:Keeper76|<font color="#CC7722" face="Papyrus">76</font>]] 20:47, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
+::::Meh.  Paris thinks [[The Simple Life|"Midwestern"]] is a sexy accent.  Don't take it too personally, Eco.  She was probably high as a kite.  [[User:Keeper76|<span style="color:#21421E; font-family:comic sans ms;">Keeper</span>]] <span title="Representation in the International Phonetic Alphabet (IPA)" class="IPA">&#448;</span> [[User talk:Keeper76|<span style="color:#CC7722; font-family:Papyrus;">76</span>]] 20:47, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
 ::::America FTW!  U-S-A!  U-S-A!  Oh crap Olympics are over. :'( [[User:Shapiros10|<span style="color:#E52B50;">Shapiros10</span>]]''''' [[User talk:Shapiros10|<sup style="color:chocolate;">contact me</sup>]]'''''[[Special:Contributions/Shapiros10|<sub style="color:#3D2B1F;">My work</sub>]] 20:45, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
 :Shapiros10 is hot.  Hotter than Paris hilton...[[User:Shapiros10|<font color="#21421E" face="comic sans ms">Shapiros</font>]] <span title="Representation in the International Phonetic Alphabet (IPA)" class="IPA">&#448;</span> [[User talk:Shapiros10|<font color="#CC7722" face="Papyrus">10</font>]] 20:49, 18 September 2008 (UTC) {{tl|o rly}}
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 *'''Speedy delete''' per Julian. &ndash;[[User:Juliancolton|JulianC]] [[User talk:Juliancolton|<font color="#66666"><sup>'''S'''ubtropical</sup></font>]] [[Special:contributions/Juliancolton|<font color="#66666"><sup>'''C'''yclone</sup></font>]] 01:59, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
 *'''Rename''' to Coffee. '''''[[User:Bibliomaniac15|<font color="black">bibliomaniac</font>]][[User talk:Bibliomaniac15|<font color="red">1</font>]][[Special:Contributions/Bibliomaniac15|<font color="blue">5</font>]]''''' 04:40, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
-*'''Introduce''' to [[iCarly]].  They can make sweet iLove and have lots of iBabies, taking many iPhotos to share on their iPods. [[User:Keeper76|<font color="#21421E" face="comic sans ms">Keeper</font>]] <span title="Representation in the International Phonetic Alphabet (IPA)" class="IPA">&#448;</span> [[User talk:Keeper76|<font color="#CC7722" face="Papyrus">76</font>]] 17:23, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
+*'''Introduce''' to [[iCarly]].  They can make sweet iLove and have lots of iBabies, taking many iPhotos to share on their iPods. [[User:Keeper76|<span style="color:#21421E; font-family:comic sans ms;">Keeper</span>]] <span title="Representation in the International Phonetic Alphabet (IPA)" class="IPA">&#448;</span> [[User talk:Keeper76|<span style="color:#CC7722; font-family:Papyrus;">76</span>]] 17:23, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
 **I'd rather eat bibliomaniac (see below) than make iBabies with iCarly. <span style="font-family: tahoma">'''[[User:iMatthew|<span style="color:#900">iMa<span style="color:#090">tth<span style="color:#4682b4">ew</span>]] ([[User talk:IMatthew|talk]])'''</span> 18:34, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
 ***Only [[User:Keeper76|some really old guy with loads of children]] would know who iCarly is. iMattew: you can't eat Bibliomaniac, we're already short on b-crats! &ndash;[[User:Juliancolton|Juliancolton]] [[User talk:Juliancolton|<font color="#66666"><sup>'''T'''ropical</sup></font>]] [[Special:contributions/Juliancolton|<font color="#66666"><sup>'''C'''yclone</sup></font>]] 18:46, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
-****Heh.  You're not a man until you can watch [[Boohbah]] straight through. I've done it.  [[User:Keeper76|<font color="#21421E" face="comic sans ms">Keeper</font>]] <span title="Representation in the International Phonetic Alphabet (IPA)" class="IPA">&#448;</span> [[User talk:Keeper76|<font color="#CC7722" face="Papyrus">76</font>]] 18:59, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
+****Heh.  You're not a man until you can watch [[Boohbah]] straight through. I've done it.  [[User:Keeper76|<span style="color:#21421E; font-family:comic sans ms;">Keeper</span>]] <span title="Representation in the International Phonetic Alphabet (IPA)" class="IPA">&#448;</span> [[User talk:Keeper76|<span style="color:#CC7722; font-family:Papyrus;">76</span>]] 18:59, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
 *****Hehe, sounds fun... it is of note, though (yes, I stalked your talk page), that it's pronounced "boob-ah". :-) &ndash;[[User:Juliancolton|Juliancolton]] [[User talk:Juliancolton|<font color="#66666"><sup>'''T'''ropical</sup></font>]] [[Special:contributions/Juliancolton|<font color="#66666"><sup>'''C'''yclone</sup></font>]] 19:04, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
 ****** ZINGZINGZINGBAH???????? [[User:WBOSITG|<font color=#cccc33>'''weburiedoursecretsinthegarden'''</font>]] 21:26, 20 September 2008 (UTC)

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