*'''Neutral''' Pending a bot created tally indicating the current percentage, so I know which way to vote to be on the winning side. <small><span style="border:1px solid #0000ff;padding:1px;">[[User:Pedro|<b>Pedro</b>]] : [[User_talk:Pedro|<font style="color:#accC10;background:#0000fa;"> Chat </font>]] </span></small> 19:48, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
*'''Neutral''' Pending a bot created tally indicating the current percentage, so I know which way to vote to be on the winning side. <small><span style="border:1px solid #0000ff;padding:1px;">[[User:Pedro|<b>Pedro</b>]] : [[User_talk:Pedro|<font style="color:#accC10;background:#0000fa;"> Chat </font>]] </span></small> 19:48, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
*'''Redirect''' to [[User:Keeper76]]. Obvious sockpuppet, as shown by the staunch defense of keeper's EFD. –<font face="Verdana">[[User:Xenocidic|<font color="black">'''xeno'''</font>]] ([[User talk:Xenocidic|<font color="black">talk</font>]])</font> 19:49, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
*'''Redirect''' to [[User:Keeper76]]. Obvious sockpuppet, as shown by the staunch defense of keeper's EFD. –<font face="Verdana">[[User:Xenocidic|<font color="black">'''xeno'''</font>]] ([[User talk:Xenocidic|<font color="black">talk</font>]])</font> 19:49, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
*'''Eat'''- Cut into rings, coat in batter and deep fry '''''<font color="green">[[User:Gazimoff|Gazi]]</font><fontcolor="blue">[[User talk:Gazimoff|moff]]</font>'''''<sub>(<fontcolor="black">[[User: Gazimoff/Mentoring|mentor]]/[[Wikipedia:Editor review/Gazimoff|review]])</font></sub> 20:29, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
*'''Eat'''- Cut into rings, coat in batter and deep fry '''''[[User:Gazimoff|<span style="color:green;">Gazi</span>]][[User talk:Gazimoff|<span style="color:blue;">moff</span>]]'''''<sub style="color:black;>([[User: Gazimoff/Mentoring|<span style="color:black;">mentor</span>]]/[[Wikipedia:Editor review/Gazimoff|<span style="color:black;">review</span>]])</sub> 20:29, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
*'''Delete''' per nom. <small><span style="border:1px solid #0000ff;padding:1px;">[[User:Acalamari|<b>Acalamari</b>]] : [[User:Acalamari/Spoofs|<font style="color:#accC10;background:#0000fa;"> Chat </font>]] </span></small> 20:44, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
*'''Delete''' per nom. <small><span style="border:1px solid #0000ff;padding:1px;">[[User:Acalamari|<b>Acalamari</b>]] : [[User:Acalamari/Spoofs|<font style="color:#accC10;background:#0000fa;"> Chat </font>]] </span></small> 20:44, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
*'''Delete''' per above. <small><span style="padding:2px;border:1px solid #000000">[[User:Acalamari|<span style="color:cyan;background:blue"> Acal </span>]] {{!}} [[user_talk:Acalamari|<span style="color:blue;background:cyan"> amari </span>]]</span></small> 20:44, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
*'''Delete''' per above. <small><span style="padding:2px;border:1px solid #000000">[[User:Acalamari|<span style="color:cyan;background:blue"> Acal </span>]] {{!}} [[user_talk:Acalamari|<span style="color:blue;background:cyan"> amari </span>]]</span></small> 20:44, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
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Too rouge and too good at being an admin. Our admins must be of lower quality. Far too nice to users; that's got to be against at least eight rules. Admins must be BITEy. I confess some slight WP:COI/WP:IDONTLIKEIT here; I'm a bit bitter that he was on WikiBreak when he was supposed to be nominating me for RfA. Delete or send to Australia immediately! GlassCobra 06:58, 5 December 2007 (UTC)
Delete and ship to Australia in a crate with Doritoes and bottles of Tang - He has his committed identity on his user page... which is something I don't understand, even after reading the article. Also because his user name is not a word and I don't get it. I'm opposed to things I don't get... and that, apparently, includes people. ;) Lara❤Love 07:07, 5 December 2007 (UTC)
Forcefeed vegemite until he starts saying things like "fair dinkum" and "G'day" and calles all women "Sheila" and men "Bloke".--Jayron32|talk|contribs 06:16, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
Hang-onWe'll consider this applicant for transportation providing the force feeding is done by adding appropriate portions of butter and vegemite on Weet-bix, oh and he's also required to drink his beer cold while sitting in Bay 13 on Boxing day Gnangarra 08:38, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
Merge - with me - We'd be ever so powerful, muhhahahah!!! Dfrg_msc 00:41, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
How 'bout a shave Alright! You, sir?/How about a shave?/Come and visit/Your good friend Sweeney!/You sir! Too, sir/Welcome to the grave./I will have vengeance./I will have salvation... /Who, sir? You sir!/No one's in the chair come on, come on/Sweeney's waiting/I want you bleeders./ You sir? Anybody?/Gentlemen, now don't be shy/Not one man/No, nor ten men/Nor a hundred can assuage me. MarlithT/C 16:41, 16 December 2007 (UTC)
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The result was Delete and send to Nashville for a BRC meetup. Then she can make more pr0n with EVula and teh undertoes. GlassCobra 18:11, 14 January 2008 (UTC)
She created this page. Thus she should be deleted, which would delete this page, which would mean she was never deleted. Which would mean she would then create this page. Which would mean she would be deleted. Which would mean that she would never create this page. Which would mean she would never be deleted. Damn. My head hurts. I need to lie down... --Jayron32|talk|contribs 06:10, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
That sounds just like every Terminator movie. I do not endorse deletion. If she is deleted, John Connor will never be born and Doc will be shot by terrorists in a white van, at an unknown shopping mall. I've seen this all before. Use caution. 1.21 jigawatts? Yeah, you know what I'm saying. Somebody has to. the_undertowtalk 07:37, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
She should be deleted, which would delete this page, which would mean she was never--head asplodeGlassCobra 07:40, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
Oppose - I created this page, which is doing mankind a favor. And by "mankind" I mean me and my friends... and anyone else with a sense of humor that stumbles onto this page to get kicked to the ground and deleted or shipped to Australia (sorry about that, Jmlk, hope you didn't get violated by the 'roos). Plus, that whole cycle of deletion, creation and carnage is too messy. Much less work, cleanup and future destruction if we just leave well enough (and the time/space continuum) alone. Lara❤Love 15:02, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
Transportation to a penal colony of suitable refinements so as to ensure ample supply of fine wines, fresh food and Vegemite. Gnangarra 15:06, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
There's no need to bring Pimpin' White Hos into this... I should write the article... oh, wait, no. Conflict of interest. Damn. Lara❤Love 19:53, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
Shake and bake and then we'll see what happens then. Stay Frosty, Dfrg_msc 00:43, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
What, exactly, do you mean by the terms "shake" and "bake"? This sounds somewhat violent and mildly painful... I like it. Lara❤Love 19:59, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
Keep . I like her userpage design, it reflects her "girliness". A userpage should not be boring, i like colors, and i always say more colors :) --HotAbs (talk) 22:57, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
How 'bout a shave Alright! You, sir?/How about a shave?/Come and visit/Your good friend Sweeney!/You sir! Too, sir/Welcome to the grave./I will have vengeance./I will have salvation... /Who, sir? You sir!/No one's in the chair come on, come on/Sweeney's waiting/I want you bleeders./ You sir? Anybody?/Gentlemen, now don't be shy/Not one man/No, nor ten men/Nor a hundred can assuage me. MarlithT/C 16:40, 16 December 2007 (UTC)
Delete I mean, ship to Antarctica -- jj137♠ 03:33, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
Merge with Dropbear. Jmlk17 06:59, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
Merge with Riana and thus support my long-standing conspiracy theory that there are only two administrators on Wikipedia; myself and Riana and her literally thousands of sock-puppets that I will sign an affidavit swearing that she has. Trusilver (talk) 07:08, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
Comment Trusilver, how do we know that it is not you who is using the thousands of suck-puppets. // F9T 19:49, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
Comment I guess you will never know, will you? Maybe this is just all part of my master plan to turn Wikipedia into a military junta. Trusilver (talk) 03:03, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
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The result was Delete per user request and self-outting.Lara❤Love 04:00, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
Too much of a bad editor. His low quality contributions do not deserve to be included in the world's greatest encyclopedia. I propose that this editor be permanently removed from the project so he will not keep on forcing crap into Wikipedia. MarlithT/C 16:18, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
Oppose — I view self-noms as prima facie evidence of power hung-- oh, ah, whoops. I meant to say...delete this guy. :P GlassCobra 16:22, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
Delete - Image on user's page suggests he is young. As an ageist, I cannot support such a young editor in their efforts to constructively contribute to Wikipedia. Lara❤Love 20:00, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
Neutral prefer to stay neutral on this matter. SKYNET X7000 (talk) 17:24, 23 December 2007 (UTC)
Delete! him and all other people that remind me of people who play WoW.Neutral Whatever. Sirkadtalk 02:46, 24 December 2007 (UTC)
Neutral I've got to say this is one of the better jokes I've seen on WP in a while... Merry Christmas! - Jameson L. Taitalk ♦ contribs 05:36, 25 December 2007 (UTC)
Comment - per this diff the editor in question has outed himself. WP is not a scandal sheet. We are not here to out people. This self-outing is obviously a desperate cry for help, as the editor has not been granted the tools to delete himself. I don't know whether to block him, pity him, or delete with extreme prejudice. - Kathryn NicDhàna♫♦♫ 07:44, 25 December 2007 (UTC)
Ban Red signatures remind me of deadlinks, and I'm not a fan... or am I? :) Jmlk17 09:24, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
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Pick a name already! :P I was going to nominate this fine male specimen for being a stupid Australian; however, he has already admitted to being this. In lieu of this, I nominate Sir Giggy to be deleted for being too damn sexy for WP! GlassCobra 11:02, 25 December 2007 (UTC)
Rename - To Your Mum on Wheels. 'Nuf said. And yes, clicking that link will rename me... —Dihydrogen Monoxide(Review) 22:28, 25 December 2007 (UTC)
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The result was Delete per WP:ROUGE. If you don't like it, well...tough noogies. GlassCobra 00:47, 1 February 2008 (UTC)
Moi? I can be deleted? *looks in preferences for a delete button* Nope. *looks in teh project namespace* Nope. Oh well, time for teh humor! Jonathantalk \ contribs 03:03, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
'Delete - Per U2. I know the boys. They said "Send this guy out to Where the Streets Have No Name. We cannot live With, but we can live Without, You." Keeper | 76 16:04, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
Move to User:Jonathan - Per U3 and 2007050510009595 (ask gurch). I'm just going in order. Lara❤Love 23:47, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
Keep I view self noms as the prima facie of power hunger. Harland1 (t/c) 17:49, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
Keep per CSD U4, states users who want to delete themselves have to take it to AFD to make sure it gets relisted, speedy closed per WP:SNOW, and salted. Sorry. jj137♠ 03:37, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete Not spelled "Johnathan. Jmlk17 07:04, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
But I don't wanna change my birth certificate! :P Jonathan 00:13, 20 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete Didn't give me a peanut // F9T 18:08, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
Me neither!! What's going on? jj137♠ 03:18, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete in a rogue manner. —Animum (talk) 01:14, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
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The result was Delete as a pre-emptive sock strike; either Trusilver or Willy Wonka, we're not sure which. He also apparently looks like a sack of tomatoes. GlassCobra 01:30, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
Aww...no fun. Well, Freudian slip at least? :P GlassCobra 02:22, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
Keep due to lack of interest in deleting, obviously a carefully concealed rogue sock of Trusilver....Gnangarra 03:00, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete Cuz I hear that that he looks like Willy Wonka. (The Gene Wilder one, not the Johnny Depp one. And he's trying to break up the whole sockpuppet army thing.DesertAngel 16:28, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
Rename to T9F because he is a sock of Willy. jj137♠ 03:22, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
Merge with WP:WTFMarlithT/C 16:17, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
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The result was :Delete and strip of all rights to the access of Cheetos on planet Earth, all socks will be removed from drawer and incinerated at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. And forever be branded a fool brander at reporting Vandalism // F9T 20:09, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
Believed to be using an army of several thousands of sock puppets. Attempting to abuse the system // F9T 17:41, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
Rebuttal. You cannot prove, nor do I admit to anything. Trusilver (talk) 18:23, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
We can prove this from an above discussion - "Comment I guess you will never know, will you? Maybe this is just all part of my master plan to turn Wikipedia into a military junta. Trusilver (talk) 03:03, 10 January 2008 (UTC)"
Speedy-delete Threat to society // F9T 19:06, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
Keep because he's...RIGHT! *gasp* Yes, I admit it. I am a Trusilver sock. I wanted to hold it in but I just can't anymore. I have been playing you all for fools. Muahaha. GlassCobra/Trusilver (talk) 19:16, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete. First because he's my dad. Second, because he does abusive things like throwing Cheetos at me to get my attention when I'm on the computer with my back to him. Third, because he called my signature "harsh and disruptive". DesertAngel 20:20, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete per DesertAngel... how terrible... for shame, Trusilver, for shame. Also, I am a sock of Trusilver. Just sayin'. Trusilver (talk)/Lara❤Love 17:44, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
Comment The heck? Even my own family calls for my deletion? I'm going to go off now and study my daughter's edit history until I find something block-worthy. Trusilver (talk) 21:24, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
Comment Shows just how deleted we want you. Seems as if our theory is supported. // F9T 22:39, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete, he's way too nice. In fact, his niceness, if charted as a parabola, has actually surpassed the minimum turning point of ultimate niceness, and is actually now operating towards positive infinity. Thus, he is actually getting less nice, as a result of being too nice :) alternatively, WP:IDONTLIKEIT, it being Trusilver ;) Anthøny 21:31, 14 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete Constant vandal. Compwhiz II(Talk)(Contribs) 00:49, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
Strong Keep I like to think I did somewhat well as an admin coach... 1 for 2 ain't bad! :) Jmlk17 01:51, 17 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete Says I'm a fool with reporting vandals. KC109 (talk) 18:52, 20 January 2008 (UTC)
Comment I didn't use those exact words. Trusilver 01:28, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
Keep per Marlith MarlithT/C 16:14, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
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The result was Delete for giving crappy ice cream. GlassCobra 09:04, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
One of Trusilvers sock children, too many m's on edit history. Eater of food // F9T 10:57, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete and list on Ebay for resale with no reserve. Trusilver (talk) 22:03, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
Keep and grant BRC membership upon reaching the legal age of consent. XD Lara❤Love 05:16, 13 January 2008 (UTC)
Keep and grant BRC membership per LaraLove. Also note that I throw rocks at people who aren't nice to me and give ice cream to people that are. DesertAngel 20:05, 14 January 2008 (UTC)
Speedy-Delete, She's 13. Must be a vandal! Compwhiz II(Talk)(Contribs) 00:50, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
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The result was Delete a billion times over. GlassCobra 09:04, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
Make 1000 edits in 10 minutes to make up for 1000 edits we lost during the rename! jj137♠ 03:15, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
Keep – The community needs all the historical trivia they can get, and John Carter has just provided us with one. It makes for a more colourful history, in my opinion. Waltham, The Duke of 10:04, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
Keep - One of few users who has a name for which I don't question how to pronounce. Lara❤Love 14:35, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
Keep selfishness is a virtueMarlithT/C 16:12, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
Strong keep. This is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen. Did he or anyone else know ahead of time that it would happen like this? This is just petty. Doczilla (talk) 09:50, 28 January 2008 (UTC) Well, that's how I'd answer if this were serious. ;) Doczilla (talk) 09:51, 28 January 2008 (UTC)
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The result was Keep because he finally joined the BRC. GlassCobra 09:04, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
Merge all blatant family socks and then transwiki to WikiPeds, where an admin over there can then delete. Aunt of Pedro : Bitch and Moan 08:06, 14 February 2008 (UTC)
So... Ex-wife of Pedro's boyfriend's secret lover... so Pedro has a boyfriend who has a secret lover and you are that person's ex-wife? I'm so very confused. Lara❤Love 20:32, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
I think that I meant I am the secret lover of the boyfriend of Pedro's ex-wife, that Pedro doesn't know about, I have confused myself too. // F9T 21:43, 18 February 2008 (UTC) -- An editor has expressed concern that F9T may be a sockpuppet of SockOfPedro 21:46, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
Well User:An editor can get themselves socked like a sock factory machine. // F9T 21:54, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
Adorn in bathrobe and photograph - srsly. Lara❤Love 20:32, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
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The result was Speedy Keep per blatant votecounting. kthxbai GlassCobra 22:51, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Appalling editor, posting twice on someones talk page just to get their edit count up [1] is a severe threat to The Game, as well as having a false name on their user page, with a misleading signature "weburiedousecretsinthegarden", does not seem logical, how can you bury secrets, and plus, why on earth would you put them in the friggin' garden, I could go on, but I really can't be bothered // Finns 10:46, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
Delete: Because your mum said so Dendodge|TalkContribs 11:04, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
NOTE: The previous four !votes were placed in the same edit. I am attempting to determine if there is anything untoward going on with them; they look remarkably similar. Frank | talk 17:58, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
I'm using my OMG 'crat powers on this; those look like totally independent !votes from four different people (you can tell it's a different person because the name is different). No cause for concern. EVula// talk // ☯ // 00:20, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
Thanks for the speedy analysis! Frank | talk 23:19, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
This is why we made EVula a 'crat! :D Enigmamessage 23:50, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete: For not being clever enough to use sockpuppets properly, and not yet noticing my duplicate vote Dendodge|TalkContribs 18:06, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
Delete and cover in whipped cream and serve as a gateau per nom // Finns 19:18, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
Speedy keep Whoever needs so many meatpuppets to get deleted can't seriously be a sockpuppet. --PaterMcFly (talk) 19:24, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
You can use my shovel. Keeperǀ76 19:26, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
Keep but only if he unburies those pesky secrets. Hang on, you say some of them are about me? Eh, best keep them in the garden then. GlassCobra 22:05, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
Delete and redirect to Buttsecks per needing moar of it. --Coffee // talk // ark // 22:42, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
Delete and redirect to Secret Window. "Secrets" is an obvious euphemism for "wife". - Revolving Bugbear 22:50, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
Rename to WGOBITS. For obvious reasons. Malinaccier (talk) 21:49, 28 August 2008 (UTC)
Confused. Odd, but this doesn't look the way I thought MySpace was going to look. And where's that Tom guy? Am I on the right web site? Ecoleetage (talk) 00:43, 29 August 2008 (UTC)
Speedy Keep Coolest username ever. Everytime I remember it, it brings tears to my eyes because it is so beautiful. <3TinkleheimerTALK!! 05:54, 29 August 2008 (UTC)
Oppose – Not an article wri... oh wait, wrong venue. Keep per WP:TROUT. —Animum (talk) 00:40, 30 August 2008 (UTC)
Oppose per Animum. J.delanoygabsadds 19:47, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
Since when? We did? Why wasn't I notified? Whose garden did you use? Wait- did you bury that secret, too? Erik the Red 2 (AVE ·CAESAR) 00:45, 8 September 2008 (UTC) Also an indefinite block for badly excecuted sock puppetry. I mean, come on, at least don't have the name link to your userpage! Erik the Red 2 (AVE·CAESAR) 02:02, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
Merge with User:IMatthew, together we will take over Wikipedia! iMatthew (talk) 01:10, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
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Acting as an independent party and as an uninvolved admin, and using total discretion and objectivity, I'm closing this as Keeper. (I knew my username would come in handy). Actually, I'm closing this because E-man just gave away the result of yesterday's baseball game (that I haven't watched yet, and have been avoiding the radio/news so I can watch the recorded game later today). Grrr. E-man's a bastard. Keeperǀ76 17:48, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Do they have EFDRV here? =) –xeno (talk) 17:55, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Terrible speller, low-to-nil mainspace contribs, hosts lavish talk pages parties, demands barnstars, was sysopped in the most amazing display of sockpuppetry known to man (no consensus imo, clearly paid off the closing 'crat), barely any adminly actions. In short: the user displays zero merits except for an attractive sig. What more can I say? Delete please! Diffs provided on request. –xeno (talk) 16:59, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete, as nom. –xeno (talk) 17:00, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
I request diff's to back up your bold claims!--KojiDude(C) 03:18, 19 July 2008 (UTC)
Speedy keep per nom. All those are good things, what is wrong with you Xeno? Besides, Keeper gives out free beer... J.delanoygabsadds 17:08, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
Procedural error. My talkpage, in large part to Xeno's incessant stalking, is undeletable, having more than 5000 edits. Oh, and I did have one mainspace edit yesterday, I'm clearly here for the right reasons. I mean reason. Keeperǀ76 17:15, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
Move to template-space - this user should be transcluded across a number of other editors. Many thanks, GazimoffWriteRead 17:30, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete. The project is running out of orange "new message" bars. The deletion of this editor would greatly help conserve the few we have left. Useight (talk) 17:31, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
We could just transwiki him to the Kinyarwanda wiki. I doubt they'll be running out of orange bars any time soon.--KojiDude(C) 17:39, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete agreeing with Useight. I've noticed a 56% drop in the orange bars on User talks Acalamari, Useight, Rudget, Pedro, and Jimbo Wales. Once Keeper76 is deleted, we can resume normal levels. KojiDude makes a good point too: anything worth saving can be merged with Pedro. Acalam | ari | what's in a name? 17:45, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
Would like a checkuser run on the above !voter, signature is strikingly similar to Keeper 76's of last week. –xeno (talk) 17:47, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
Hey, I'm !!squid!. Keeperǀ76 17:48, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
A checkuser would be ineffective against my Chameleon Account Device! Bwahahah! –acal (talk) 17:47, 18 July 2008 (UTC) 17:50, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
Perhaps if we create WP:AN/A, WP:AN/U, WP:AN/R, WP:AN/P, and WP:AN/J we could alleviate the problem. Oh, wait, there's already an AN/A, sorry Acalamari. Useight (talk) 18:02, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
Are you sure about that? Keeping in mind that if Xeno is correct, and I have a 'crat in me-back pocket, and that if I go down, I'm taking my noms with me, do you perhaps need to reconsider your !!vote? And your sports team allegiances? Keeperǀ76 18:38, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
Weak Keep baseball fan, but I'll never change my allegiance. Also if we lose Keeper, there is no more Keeperpedia. :) TravellingCari 18:55, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
There it is. The power of Greyskull at work...And keeperpedia will long outlive my time here. It is undeletable. Keeperǀ76 18:57, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
Bah, I urge you - do not bend to his idle rhetoric. He is a plague on the 'peedz. Off for a while =) –xeno (talk) 18:58, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
The Twins got hammered by the Yankees last night. cari should have to vote keep. Enigmamessage 17:37, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Makebot This editor should be given bot rights, as his discussion page is filling faster than the archive bot can cope with. --PaterMcFly (talk) 22:01, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
Ban for botabuse. Oh wait, that would be our fault, wouldn't it? Thank god baseball is back. TravellingCari 23:41, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
Can I get a Number One meal with a large Coke, no ice? And can you break a 50? Ecoleetage (talk) 02:29, 19 July 2008 (UTC)
An'dhen? - No an'dhen! - Adolphus79 (talk) 03:04, 19 July 2008 (UTC)
Merge With SlimVirgin and a comfy bed...Shapiros10contact meMy work 12:30, 19 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete and salt with extreme prejudice User has admitted that he is the proxy for 500+ admins. He also did not deny the fact that he has a controlling interest in ArbCom. Finally, his userpage is demonstratively false, and his talk page gets about 15 times the edits mine does. I am also amenable to a merge with User:SockofPedro, but I'm afraid there isn't much in terms of salvageable material. Best wishes, Enigmamessage 22:10, 20 July 2008 (UTC)
Go easy on the salt, please. I am on a low sodium diet. Ecoleetage (talk) 01:26, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
What's with all this salt? Don't you know that sodium is bad for you... here, have a nice piece of celery... - Adolphus79 (talk) 02:35, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete — editor clearly exists; nothing else matters. Frank | talk 17:18, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
With respect, your vote belongs in the Keep(er) section. Enigmamessage 17:21, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
OpposeAgreeWhatever per Useight. I find his argument quite compelling. Enigmamessage 17:29, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete per Acalam | ari | what's in a name?, who has made excellent points (as they always do, I never disagree with them!). AcalaMari 17:43, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
The judge shall disregard the previous statement since it was clearly in violation of current laws. --PaterMcFly (talk) 18:26, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
Weak Keep Good arguments, but man, he has a great signature! This alone is reason to keep him! So#Why 20:10, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
Strong keep - Editors and admins with such a clear grasp of the proper use of the term "bullshit" are an invaluable resource. Cgingold (talk) 02:29, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
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The result was delete and merge with User:Angela per my great rationale! My stash of socks The community has spoken, and this is the consensus. Why is it consensus? It is because I said so!
Acalam | ari | what's in a name? 17:03, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
This admin should be deleted: for starters, they only just archived their talk page yesterday, which means they let the size of their talk page grow to incredible lengths before archiving. Their userrights log shows that they've given waaaaay too many people rollback, and both them and their alternate account, User:Bellatrix Kerrigan, promote "Keeperpedia" and "WP:PEDRO". They also withdrew an RfB after four hours, and refuse to run again for now. Based on my evidence, I say delete the two accounts, and anything good can be merged with User:Angela. Acalam | ari | what's in a name? 15:55, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete and merge anything good, per my own great rationale! Acalam | ari | what's in a name? 15:55, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete Defendant has granted rollback rights to several very shady characters [2]. This must be stopped as soon as possible. J.delanoygabsadds 16:29, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
In addition, I find it very suspicious that the defendant has impersonated almost everyone on Wikipedia except the user mentioned above. This suggests some form of a conspiracy. J.delanoygabsadds 16:33, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Speedy Keep and pour ketchup on the nom Was born in England. Shapiros10contact meMy work 16:44, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Supersonic delete, smothered in Marmite -- I am genuinely saddened that this candidate's name is not a reference to the lovable sea creature. I was willing to stand up and sing a rousing version of Octopus's Garden in his defence. Alas, this will not happen today. Ecoleetage (talk) 16:55, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Block Nom is probably a sockpuppet of User:Matthew. GlassCobra 17:00, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Temp (a few months) Block of his sockpuppetfor random sillyness - I mean, really? Like, who in the world would, like, EfD themselves... this sillyness really must stop, it's distracting good lots of administrators from their duties... at least have the decency to have one sock EfD the other... LOL - Adolphus79 (talk) 18:00, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete — editor clearly exists; nothing else matters. Frank | talk 18:36, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Keep of course, and admonish the nominator for not even bothering to inform me of this discussion. I suspect that the nominator is trolling, and that this is a bad-faith nom, as evidenced by this edit summary, which implies they did this as a joke and with the intent to disrupt. I also note that both Acalam | ari | what's in a name? and AcalaMari both voted to delete me in the very same edit with an almost identical rationale. Acalamari 18:44, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Block as a compromised account, there's no other reason editors would try to delete themselves. Useight (talk) 18:49, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Neutral for now, waiting to see what Acal | amari has to say. Keeperǀ76 18:52, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Neutral Pending a bot created tally indicating the current percentage, so I know which way to vote to be on the winning side. Pedro : Chat 19:48, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Redirect to User:Keeper76. Obvious sockpuppet, as shown by the staunch defense of keeper's EFD. –xeno (talk) 19:49, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Eat- Cut into rings, coat in batter and deep fry Gazimoff(mentor/review) 20:29, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete per above. Acal | amari 20:44, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Closing admin, please note that I have a strong suspicion that we have some off-wiki canvassing going on here. Thank you for your prompt attention to this, Keeper(mentor/review) 20:49, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Announcement In case anyone is getting bored here, I'm selling some lawn furniture on eBay. Ecoleetage (talk) 20:59, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
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The result was Say hello to my little friend! You've already done this, Marlith. No double-back-sies. GlassCobra 01:06, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
Violates DBAD and DDMP Marlith (Talk) 15:47, 31 August 2008 (UTC)
Comment, please note that I have made near 10000 contributors to Wikipedia. Marlith (Talk) 15:50, 31 August 2008 (UTC)
Oppose. Self-nomination=power hunger. bibliomaniac15 20:29, 31 August 2008 (UTC)
Keep You seem nice. Maybe we can go jogging together. Shapiros10contact meMy work 20:27, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
Keep I think the nominator is feeling a bit of power hunger. A cool down block may cure him. iMatthew (talk) 00:32, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
Comment But I made 10000 contributors! Marlith (Talk) 02:28, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
Comment You have not made 10000 contributors unless you are a whore (get it?) Shapiros10contact meMy work 20:14, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
Keep I view self nominations as <insert Kurt-inspired word> evidence of nothing. –JuliancoltonTropicalCyclone 20:19, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete — editor clearly exists; nothing else matters. Frank | talk 23:52, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
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The result was Who cares?GlassCobra 23:54, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
Uses Huggle thus meeting "Editor contributes at bot-like speeds."
He exists thus meeting "Existent user. User pages of users that do exist. (Check Special:Listusers.)"
He lives in Connecticut. Does that make him notable? No. Thus he meets "No indication of importance/significance. This is distinct from questions of notability, verifiability and reliability of sources."
He requested deletion:(Chat log collapsed)
Request for Deletion
Samuel Shapiros
to me
show details 4:30 PM (9 minutes ago)
Reply
4:09 PM Samuel: hey
4:10 PM me: hey
Samuel: how are you?
me: chatting with Ryan right now
Samuel: Cool
me too
me: hangon
im gonna set up group
Can you open an EFD on me?
me: EFD?
er
what is that?
me: ok...
why?
Samuel: becuz it is lol
me: hehe
lulz
k then
4:32 PM Samuel: yeah
me: stand by then
Samuel: gone
i have to get off
me: bye
Thus meeting "Editor requests deletion, if requested in good faith, and provided the editor's only substantial contributions were unsubstantial."
I was bored.
:P
--Xp54321 (Hello! • Contribs) 23:42, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
Write out loud.iMatthew (talk) 00:36, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
Say what?--Xp54321 (Hello! • Contribs) 02:09, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
Oh you say Sharpiros not Sharpies. iMatthew (talk) 09:32, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
You're not allowed to bring those to my school. Hehe.--Xp54321 (Hello! • Contribs) 23:23, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
Why, someone got hiiiiiiiiiiiigh off of me? Shapiros10contact meMy work 23:39, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete — editor clearly exists; nothing else matters. Frank | talk 23:52, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
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The result was Rick James, bitch. Erik the Red 2 ~~~~ 01:42, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
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User is too weak. Has watered down IRC discussions on numerous occasions. User clearly isn't here to brew a nice encyclopedia. –JuliancoltonTropicalCyclone 20:17, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete Coffee is nasty, gross, and makes me want to throw-up. And don't even get me started on the drink, "coffee." iMatthew (talk) 20:21, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy keep, obviously, there are several users, above, that want Coffee to stick around. Those accounts are so obviously unrelated, that I have no other recourse other than to agree with all of those separate and independent thinking individuals. Speedy keep! Keeperǀ76 20:50, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy Delete - Per IMatthew. iSteven (talk) 20:53, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy Delete - Per above. iChristopher (talk) 20:53, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete obviously, there are several users, above, that want Coffee to go away. Those accounts are so obviously unrelated, that I have no other recourse other than to agree with all of those separate and independent thinking individuals. Speedy delete! Keeperǀ76 21:05, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
Keep, give it some time Coffee is an acquired taste. Erik the Red 2 (AVE·CAESAR) 21:09, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
I move to strike Gazimoff's poorly reasoned rationale here. He's an obvious Brit, prejudiced against coffee in favor of "tea". Tea sucks. Keeperǀ76 21:13, 15 September 2008 (UTC) — Keeper76 (talk • contribs) has made few or no other edits outside this topic.
Coffee is disgusting and the smell of it makes me sick... User:Coffee on the other hand should be speedy kept, because a) He uses IRC and b) He has a cool sig. Majorlytalk 21:49, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
Blong him. Don't ask me what Blonging means. bibliomaniac15 22:33, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
Rename to Chetblong Has the name ever been used? I like the ring of it. Enigmamessage 00:00, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
Keep Fellow member of the "double gray slashes in their signature" Cabal. EVula// talk // ☯ // 00:21, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete — editor clearly exists; nothing else matters. Frank | talk 01:58, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
Drink Coat thoroughly with cream and add ginseng. Enigmamessage 22:45, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy Keep Per Shapiros10, God[citation needed] of WikipediaShapirosǀ10 23:51, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
Bad Keeper76! Bad!Shapiros10// not a sock // ☯ // 23:56, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
Freeze Anyone for iced coffee? Ecoleetage (talk) 01:52, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy Date: This user desperately needs to date. Then he can swap passwords and whatnot with her as much as he likes. Lucifer(Talk) 15:23, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy Keep You guys want to delete coffee? WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!!!!!! One thing the Book of Revelation forgot to mention is that Armageddon begins five hours, fourteen minutes, and thirty-seven point two five seconds after the last drop of coffee in the world is consumed. Do you really want that to happen? J.delanoygabsadds 02:53, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete – I haven't been nominated for deletion yet! D-: —Animum (talk) 00:44, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy DeleteChug or Merge with Willy on Wheels He has violated the three-your mama rule many times. See WP:3YR for more information.
Reporting him to WP:AN/3YR does not appear to have done much. SpecialK(KoЯn flakes) 09:50, 21 September 2008 (UTC)
Excuse me??? I have not said your mama moar than 3 times yet... it was your mother who has said your mama more than 3 times... believe me I met your mom. --Coffee08 05:36, 22 September 2008 (UTC) Changed to Chug per Some Weird Guy. SpecialK(KoЯn flakes) 16:51, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
See?! That makes 3!!
You have been blocked indefinitely from editing in accordance with Wikipedia's blocking policy for because of your consistent violations of the three-your mama rule. Merry Xmas.. If you believe this block is unjustified you may contest this block by adding the text {{unblock|your reason here}} below. SpecialK(KoЯn flakes) 16:51, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
You know what I have to say to that? ... your mother. --Your Mother // request a child // ark // 06:23, 29 September 2008 (UTC)
Keep can't get through my Mondays without him. JuJube (talk) 08:29, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Keep From my experiences so far, he hasn't seemed to brew that much trouble, particularly on the IRC chat room. DanTheMan474 (talk) 20:57, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
That's my joke! or a variation of it, anyway... –JuliancoltonTropicalCyclone 01:31, 23 September 2008 (UTC)
Downsize nationwide chain size per Starbucks. Erik.red 2gabsadds
You will never break the chain per Fleetwood Mac. erikthered2
Drink It's one in the morning here, and I'm thirsty. ——LaPianista(T•C•S) 06:28, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
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The result was Strong Merge with Hannah Montana and a comfy bed. ;D GlassCobra 17:51, 1 October 2008 (UTC)
Wikipedia's newest 'crat. Best off deleting him before he even gets started. We don't need a manic serving Wikipedia as a 'crat. iMatthew (talk) 01:23, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
Oppose User demonstrates no need for being deleted. –JuliancoltonTropicalCyclone 01:25, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
Comment: User is obsessed with Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana. (See edit count). iMatthew (talk) 01:28, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
Simply hung around those articles because they were prime camping spots for some vandal sniping. bibliomaniac15 01:42, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
Bibliomaniac15 is a 14 year-old girl? –JuliancoltonTropicalCyclone 01:45, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
No she is a 15 year old girl. --Coffee // have a cup // ark // 06:27, 29 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete there are too many 'crats. — Preceding unsigned comment added by Erik the Red 2 (talk • contribs)
Strong Delete - Per iMatthew. The last hing we need is even more powerful rouge admins.*huggles* —SundayScribe 23:38, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
Keep - at least until he's done coaching me... then batter, deep fry, and serve with onion rings & slaw... mmm... - Adolphus79 (talk) 23:23, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
Funny that you should mention that. Last time I was EFD'd back before it was recreated people wanted to eat me...what's up with that? bibliomaniac15 23:59, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete The fewer other bureaucrats we have, the easier it will be for me to overthrow Wikipedia. Note that I'm willing to change my !!vote if bibliomaniac agrees to be one of my minions. EVula// talk // ☯ // 21:32, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
If you mean the "Bar-Code Thong Club," no. bibliomaniac15 22:34, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
The boxers would be acceptable, as would going commando if you're wearing a shirt. EVula// talk // ☯ // 00:18, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
Shakedown for money -- Hey, he's a bureaucrat, and I hear they get paid extra! Ecoleetage (talk) 01:52, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
Shakedown? How do you expect me to carry my billions of dollars in gold in my pocket? bibliomaniac15 04:39, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
Oh no, we don't expect you to use your pockets... it's somewhere in your signature isn't it? --Coffee // talk // ark // 12:23, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
I have no idea what you're talking about! Bibliomaniac1520:06, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
He loves only gold...oooooooooonly gold...he loves oooooooonly goooooooold...oooooooonly gooooooooooooold...oh, sorry, I got a blood transfusion from Shirley Bassey and, well, you know... Ecoleetage (talk) 02:04, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
No, no actually we don't... and I had a blood transfusion with your mom, so... --Coffee // talk // ark // 06:15, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
Oh, we're going to get into "Your mama" jokes? ==:O Ecoleetage (talk) 12:04, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
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The result was Arrest immediately for the murder of the Ians that came before him. Send to Gitmo ASAP. GlassCobra 07:27, 29 September 2008 (UTC)
Deleted number of pages is almost above the editor's number of mainspace edits. Every recent mainspace edit has been a deletion tag or automated link remover for deletion. Created WikiProject Userboxes[3]. Once used a signature with a non-default font[4]. — Byeitical (talk· contribs) 09:37, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete the third part is unforgivable! JuJube (talk) 09:36, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
Nominate for bureaucrat User must be able to grant sysop rights to everyone, such that he can start working on articles again. --PaterMcFly (talk) 10:56, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy Keep Is british. Shapiros10contact meMy work 20:27, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy Keep in exchange for some fish and chips. -- iMatthewT.C. 21:38, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete — editor clearly exists; nothing else matters. Frank | talk 02:36, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete. Britain? Where the hell is Britain? Shameless Yankee, bibliomaniac15 03:29, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
Keep, is British. Nothing else matters. (Well, except salt and vinegar, just a wee bit more, chuck.) weburiedoursecretsinthegarden 19:37, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
Call Scotland Yard -- demand to find out what happened to Ian1, Ian2, Ian3, Ian4, etc. Ecoleetage (talk) 01:52, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
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The result was Done. Coffee swore; time to go home, everyone. GlassCobra 07:26, 29 September 2008 (UTC)
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Alright people, brand new admin! Let's make her sorry that she ever chose to elevate herself to a level above the sorry plebes! Wiki-chest jokes and contrived personality jabs will abound. :D GlassCobra 19:58, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
Delete Hurry, before she gets started deleting the main page and blocking Jimbo!! iMatthew (talk) 20:00, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete Where do I start??? First, she is a new admin, which clearly means she is power hungry. Second, she makes Wiki-chest jokes. Third, she can apparently out-burp ANY guy. –JuliancoltonTropicalCyclone 20:02, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
Keep Misery loves company :-P SoWhy 20:24, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
knock knock "Who is it?" "Uh...plumber." "I didn't call a plumber!" (pause) knock knock "Who is it?" "Candygram." "Candygram??!!?? No, I don't think so." (long pause) knock knock "Who IS it????" Landshark. "Oh, landshark? Well in that case, come on in..." (opens door) (loud scream) (piscine chomping noises) (silence). (Long, long pause) (sound of flippers schlupping along the hallway) knock knock.... (Please note: this editor has been speedy-deleted, per WP:LANDSHARK.)The remaining fragments of Gladys J Cortez 22:53, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
Hmm, well in that case...Delete per sheer gullibility. :P GlassCobra 23:01, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
Were you the Cortez who took on Montezuma and the conquest of the Aztecs? If you are, you must be extremely old. Ecoleetage (talk) 02:36, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
That would explain the bad chest... Erik the Red 2 ~~~~ 03:02, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
Nah, that was my great-gramma. (Which is where I GOT the chest.)Gladys J Cortez 04:31, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete — editor clearly exists; nothing else matters. Frank | talk 19:38, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
Speedy keep and slap Frank in the chest — editor clearly exists, nothing else matters. —LaPianista(T•C•S) 19:24, 24 October 2008 (UTC)
Meh, you just don't want to edit conflict with him on Keeper's talk page. ;-) –JuliancoltonTropicalCyclone 19:46, 24 October 2008 (UTC)
Well, ah, ahum.... Why would you think that? —Ed 17for PresidentVote for Ed 01:01, 25 October 2008 (UTC)
(throws a stray fragment at Ed) I got yer SOCK right here, buddy-boy. And some of the toes are still in it.Gladys J Cortez 14:15, 25 October 2008 (UTC)
LOL, this girl sounds like me. :D :D :D Changing vote to Uber-Strong speedy keep. —LaPianista(T•C•S) 21:36, 25 October 2008 (UTC)
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The result was recommend a psychologist to heal sex addiction. –JuliancoltonTropicalCyclone 01:27, 25 October 2008 (UTC)
Propose merge to User: The SRS and bundle both into vodka truck headed to moscow :) PXKT/C 19:30, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
Transfer to Swiss Alps user would be a good skier. SamBlab 22:35, 5 October 2008 (UTC)
Keep because I said so JulianBlab 22:44, 5 October 2008 (UTC)
Delete I don't know why though. jj137(talk) 22:51, 5 October 2008 (UTC)
Get rid of the R and replace with a vowel -- What do you prefer: SAX, SEX, SIX, SOX, SUX or SYX? (Yes, "Y" is sometimes a vowel.) Ecoleetage (talk) 19:31, 6 October 2008 (UTC)
Hey, you can't just have that vowel, you know! You have to buy it. GlassCobra 06:49, 7 October 2008 (UTC)
*steals an "A" and a "S" from Glscobra and gives it to SRX* Now get rid of the X and you can be SARS!!! ;-) SoWhy 13:07, 7 October 2008 (UTC)
Noes! "SOX" is not an option. *trouts Boston* –JuliancoltonTropicalCyclone 15:40, 7 October 2008 (UTC)
Delete, not a useful addition to the project. D.M.N. (talk) 15:36, 7 October 2008 (UTC)
I know I'm not =)--SRX 17:49, 9 October 2008 (UTC)
Good. At least we agree. D.M.N. (talk) 18:57, 9 October 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete — editor clearly exists; nothing else matters. Frank | talk 19:38, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
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Hasn't been deleted yet, so really should be, therefore. Majorlytalk 00:50, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete User is an administrator and is thus power hungry. –JuliancoltonTropicalCyclone 00:52, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Merge with Aluminum, for obvious reasons. iMatthew (talk) 00:55, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Overturn per above. —Animum (talk) 00:57, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Check into precussion Rehab Cowbell addict. Although, a merge with tea could be in order...Shapiros10contact meMy work 01:16, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
42 Erik the Red 2 (AVE·CAESAR) 02:02, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Prepare tasteful appetizers made with Soylent Green Serve with fine chilled Canadian wine (someone ask Xeno if he has a bottle we can borrow). Ecoleetage (talk) 02:42, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Step on him, then trip him.bibliomaniac15 04:11, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Keep Has a Douglas Adams quote on it. WP:ILIKEIT clearly applies! SoWhy 07:37, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Keep Per excellent rationale presented by SoWhy. SoWhat 07:37, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Keep Per above. SoWhere 07:37, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Strong Keep SoWhy makes some great points. Man, such an editor should be a crat, no mistake! SoHow 07:37, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Where'd SoWho go? bibliomaniac15 22:16, 21 September 2008 (UTC)
Sorry, sorry, I was out killing innocent bystanders feeding the poor. Of course I vote delete because that SoWhy-person clearly says stupid things. We should only keep editors quoting Terry Pratchett!!! SoWho 22:56, 21 September 2008 (UTC)
Oh darn, you're back. I was going to make a killer Who's on First joke... GlassCobra 06:51, 7 October 2008 (UTC)
Delete - Icewedge (talk) 07:02, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
Strong Delete, per bollocks above. Tom Sayle (talk) (contributions) (email) 19:35, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete Mr. Sayle, which bollocks are you talking about? Mr. Opensockpuppeter (talk) (contributions) (email) 19:56, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete — editor clearly exists; nothing else matters. Frank | talk 07:32, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete - And I haven't been deleted yet!!! :-\ - Jameson L. Taitalk ♦ contribs 16:52, 1 October 2008 (UTC)
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The result was Speedy gorge on waffles and maple syrup and listen to Bryan Adams for 17 hours on end per WP:SUMMEROF69, eh. (Non-manic-dictator closure) SpecialEH(KoЯn flakes with maple syrup) 12:47, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
Is Canadian, which means he is from Canadia. Enough said. Shapiros10contact meMy work 01:05, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Strong keep We editors will no longer stand for Shapiros' constant need to eliminate editors that are 10x better than him! *Cue the riot!* iMatthew (talk) 01:07, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Keep Since when is being xenophobic a bad thing? He passed an RfA despite having a username with "xeno" in it. That's prima facie evidence of it being ok. Enigmamessage 01:15, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Put in a waffle iron and serve with maple syrup Erik the Red 2 (AVE·CAESAR) 01:32, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
strONG KEep!!! Likes videogames, and doesn't have a Wii... J.delanoygabsadds 02:49, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Get out plate, knife, fork and napkin -- Hey, Erik's making waffles, and I love waffles! Ecoleetage (talk) 03:14, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
You think Xeno tastes like waffles? Enigmamessage 03:21, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
With plenty of maple syrup and waffle batter he does. Erik the Red 2 (AVE·CAESAR) 03:23, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
mmm... waffles... - Adolphus79 (talk) 03:27, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Keep in exchange for a picture of Xeno with a Mountie hat Being Canadian IS a good reason for deletion...but I could murder for waffles. ... SoWhy 07:35, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Keep at arms length. Lympathy Talk 09:57, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete, tried to delete Keeper out of raging jealousy of my incredible goodlookingness and technical prowess at using Subst: and making templates. I keep having to check his diffs to make sure he isn't screwing up stuff. Oh, and my dashboard is better and he knows it. Keeperǀ76 18:56, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
and here all this time I thought he was jealous only because AN/K is more active than AN/X... - Adolphus79 (talk) 19:01, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Very Strong Delete, as he's made up his province. There's no such place as Canadia! If he was canadian he's have spelt it's name right! Not only, that, but I absolutely hate the canadian people, waffles, golden syrup, hate it.--79.73.46.255 (talk) 19:08, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete – Confuses people by terming "ham" as "Canadian bacon." —Animum (talk) 00:49, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Almost f#####g obvious delete. How the hell can you confuse a food with a film! Andy Bjornovich (talk) (contributions) (email) 06:47, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Rollback to... err.... I mean roll[ing on my] back --PaterMcFly (talk) 16:15, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete Doesn't play Resident Evil.--KojiDude(C) 17:19, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Keep, eh? I don't know what the nominator is on aboot but they have Nova Scotia much is a MAJOR plus. Eh? weburiedoursecretsinthegarden 21:24, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
comment is he a lumberjack? How can we support someone so discriminatory as to want to kill Xenu, the enemy of the hollywood Scientology menaces who brought to life such films as Staying Alive with which to torture us? StickyParkin 19:19, 21 September 2008 (UTC)
Very Very Strong Delete, as I can create my own waffles and not be canadian. Andy Bjornovich (talk) (contributions) (email) 19:30, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete — editor clearly exists; nothing else matters. Frank | talk 07:32, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
Needs moar lolcats. GlassCobra 17:48, 1 October 2008 (UTC)
Delete for the sake of humanity before it's too late Discussion on this user is already underway at WP:Suspected Sockpuppets of Aspiring Bot Overlords, as his daily edit count proves he is a crazed, megalomaniacal WikiBot in disguise, bent on world domination... No human could edit that much in a day; he's a ruthless machine working to enslave Wikipedians everywhere, man! See also his post, two posts above mine, for evidence that he's in on it, right up there with SineBot, ClueBot, and SuggestBot. It's a conspiracy! They're all out to get us, man! The Truth will be revealed!SunDragon34 (talk) 04:16, 3 October 2008 (UTC)
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The result was Okay, we're done here per Cat Stevens's law: once someone mentions Cat Stevens at any point at an EfD discussion, that discussion is over and can never ever be re-opened. Ever. GlassCobra 19:49, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
User is not American, therefore doesn't like baseball, therefore violates a rule of WP:AN/K. (keeper76, I'm egging you on...) User has met Paris Hilton. Shapiros10contact meMy work 20:27, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
Uber strong delete per nominator's second point. –JuliancoltonTropicalCyclone 20:31, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
Deleting editors. That's hot.Keeperǀ76 20:38, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
Yes, I met Paris when I was in L.A. the other week. I spoke with her for about 3-5 minutes. She was very pleasant and respectful. And she said I had a "sexy accent" (score one for Portugal). Ecoleetage (talk) 20:41, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
Portugal and sexy accents ftl –JuliancoltonTropicalCyclone 20:43, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
Meh. Paris thinks "Midwestern" is a sexy accent. Don't take it too personally, Eco. She was probably high as a kite. Keeperǀ76 20:47, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
America FTW! U-S-A! U-S-A! Oh crap Olympics are over. :'( Shapiros10contact meMy work 20:45, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
Shapiros10 is hot. Hotter than Paris hilton...Shapirosǀ10 20:49, 18 September 2008 (UTC) {{o rly}}
For the record, I didn't write that -- Keeper76contact meMy work 20:54, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
If you guys want me, I'll be over in WikiProject Agriculture watching the pumpkins grow. Ecoleetage (talk) 21:28, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
Similarly, I'll be over at WP:TROP watching the hurricanes churn up the ocean. –JuliancoltonTropicalCyclone 00:58, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Merge with Paris Hilton Imagine the outcome! Just imagine it! ;-) SoWhy 07:39, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Buy John Johnson's Field Guide to Queues of Mozambique Erik the Red 2 (AVE·CAESAR) 22:27, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Weak neutral because eh... JuJube (talk) 08:30, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Give him a barnstar —Animum (talk) 00:11, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete — editor clearly exists; nothing else matters. Frank | talk 07:32, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
Oh, I've not been deleted yet? Oh, while I am still here, allow me to whip out guitar and serenade you with some choice selections from the Cat Stevens songbook. "Oh, I'm being followed by a moonshadow...moonshadow...moonshadow..." Ecoleetage (talk) 12:48, 7 October 2008 (UTC)
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The result was Speedy bad-faith close. Two annoying pseudo-sock sprees (hint, people: not funny the first time, definitely not funny the eighteenth) and more Mac jokes than you can shake a stick at. That's all she wrote. GlassCobra 19:51, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
User contributes here
User likes wrestling
User's name is Matthew. Now be deleted n00b! Shapiros10contact meMy work 23:47, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
Change name to iRobot Isaac Asimov would approve. Ecoleetage (talk) 01:52, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete per JC. –JuliancoltonTropicalCyclone 01:59, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete per Juliancolton. –JCNon-tropicalCyclone 01:59, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete per JulianC. –JulianExtratropicalCyclone 01:59, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete per Julian. –JulianCSubtropicalCyclone 01:59, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
Rename to Coffee. bibliomaniac15 04:40, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
Introduce to iCarly. They can make sweet iLove and have lots of iBabies, taking many iPhotos to share on their iPods. Keeperǀ76 17:23, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
I'd rather eat bibliomaniac (see below) than make iBabies with iCarly. iMatthew (talk) 18:34, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
Heh. You're not a man until you can watch Boohbah straight through. I've done it. Keeperǀ76 18:59, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
Hehe, sounds fun... it is of note, though (yes, I stalked your talk page), that it's pronounced "boob-ah". :-) –JuliancoltonTropicalCyclone 19:04, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete per Julian and her socks friends. «iDiligent Terrier(talk) 00:59, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Damn you! I'm a him not a her! :P –JuliancoltonTropicalCyclone 01:01, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Give Shapiros10 Sysop and Bureaucrat because he is awesomeShapiros10 01:02, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Give Sharpiros a big kick in the rear is more like it! iMatthew (talk) 01:04, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Gack, impersonation! This calls for a swing in the face with the AWESOME BANHAMMER OF DOOM! bibliomaniac15 02:55, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
iKeep because iLike all things with i infront of them because iLove Macs and iPods with iToys from iApple. iSoWhy 10:24, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete - User was crazy enough to nom me for adminship! Something is clearly wrong mentally with this user :P Tiptoetytalk 00:11, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Move to iPod for obvious reasons. --iCoffee // talk // ark // 05:26, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Wow, people are really agreeing here! –JuliancoltonTropicalCyclone 13:11, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Redirect to Steve Jobs. Erik the Red 2 ~~~~ 01:44, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete — editor clearly exists; nothing else matters. Frank | talk 07:32, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete and sue - User has enviable userpage, causing me mental distress. —LaPianista(T•C•S•R) 04:03, 27 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete Editor is clearly a coatrack for article edits. Tombomp (talk/contribs) 21:59, 27 September 2008 (UTC)
Wait for 2nd Gen - I habitually never buy a first-edition iProduct because of the bugs they contain. They usually iron this out by the time of the 2nd generation release, even if it might be some time later. Back later, need to sync come choons to my iPhone. Gazimoff 09:40, 29 September 2008 (UTC)
Block until iMatthew 3G - I refuse to trust anyone with anything less than a strong HSDPA signal. - Jameson L. Taitalk ♦ contribs 06:13, 3 October 2008 (UTC)
Damn, Jamesontai stole my commemt! But yeah, delete until iMatthew 3G. iGottaPee! (talk) 05:02, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
Delete - The apple guys were like... hm... how can we make the new iMatthew Nano worse? By making it even more wobbly so people would drop it and have it slide off surfaces easier! :D hahahahahah - Jameson L. Taitalk ♦ contribs 05:31, 7 October 2008 (UTC)
Delete per derivative work copyright infringement in name. Thingg⊕⊗ 13:01, 7 October 2008 (UTC)
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The result was I'm bored. Rename to Jumpin' Joe the Argonaut or something. GlassCobra 10:23, 15 November 2008 (UTC)
Awww... but I didn't want this EfD to close yet... :( (Ha! JulianColton, you don't have a smiley for that do ya?! :D)- Jameson L. Taitalk ♦ guestbook ♦ contribs 05:31, 20 November 2008 (UTC)
Meh, after none of you guys took the hint... self-nomming for deletion. Shoryuken generally gets someone's attention... :D - Jameson L. Taitalk ♦ guestbook ♦ contribs 07:28, 30 October 2008 (UTC) Who wants to co-nom? :D - Jameson L. Taitalk ♦ guestbook ♦ contribs 07:30, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
Delete - self-nom is prima facie evidence of attentionwhoring. [ roux ] [x] 07:33, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
Strong Keep: Hah! Take that, trying to delete yourself ;) Chamaltalk 11:36, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
Roll into a snowball and throw at approaching cars....THAT'll teach you not to try to delete yourself. —Ed 17for PresidentVote for Ed 13:46, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
Put in a space capsule and transwiki to Wookieepedia. Bon voyage, and may the force be with you. —LaPianista(T•C•S) 18:46, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
Spongebob Squarepants Is there any porn in this store? SamBlab 20:25, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
Give him a gun to shoot himself It's faster than self-nominating for deletion. And the result is not subject to consensus ;-) SoWhy 21:41, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
Rename to Jamesoncrack. Too good. Something must be fueling him... bibliomaniac15 02:32, 31 October 2008 (UTC)
Dismember and feed to rabid chipmunks unless he reveals whether it's parsed as James On Tai; Jameson Tai; Ja, Me's On Tai; or whatever the hell. Short Brigade Harvester Boris (talk) 03:37, 2 November 2008 (UTC)
Isn't that a very violent form of torture? :P —Ed 17for PresidentVote for Ed 03:41, 2 November 2008 (UTC)
Meh... It's Jameson as in "Son of James", last name's Tai... :D I thought my signature made that clear already... :D - Jameson L. Taitalk ♦ guestbook ♦ contribs 14:13, 4 November 2008 (UTC)
LMAO! This is just hilarious... I wonder how many Democrats I'd piss off if I renamed myself to Joe-the-Plumber... although a better thing to do on their end would be to just cancel my membership to their party... :D - Jameson L. Taitalk ♦ guestbook ♦ contribs 14:13, 4 November 2008 (UTC)
Yeah I do... -_-; I edited Tropical Storm Fay article in August on WikiNews, don't know where that article went though... -_- - Jameson L. Taitalk ♦ guestbook ♦ contribs 18:33, 10 November 2008 (UTC)
Comment - Strange no one has pulled the huge math formulas on me yet... :D put a BVP on the potential equation on how FAIL I am... :D - Jameson L. Taitalk ♦ guestbook ♦ contribs 06:28, 13 November 2008 (UTC)
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The result was something. Any of you guys seen the movie Child Bride... bibliomaniac15 04:00, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
Odd, since a) Am perfectly of the legal age to marry, b) That would list you as a perpetrator of a federal crime, trying to propose to me like that. Need a lawyer? —La Pianista(T•C•S) 04:11, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
Who said I was talking about you? bibliomaniac15 04:36, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
Then it should be "Child Groom". Unless... —La Pianista(T•C•S) 04:39, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
This user deserves to be deleted after a completely bad-faith nom of moi. Just because I teased her for this edit does not mean that she has to get mad and nominate me for deletion.... Maybe she is trying to blackmail me into a spot on my Cabinet? :D :D :D :D —Ed 17for PresidentVote for Ed 16:48, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
Couldn't my nom below be speedy kept for (almost) the same reason? :) (I'd be IDONTLIKEHIM.) —Ed 17for PresidentVote for Ed 17:01, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
No, because I don't don't like you... I don't like your mom. —LaPianista(T•C•S) 21:01, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
Was that necessary...? We are really going to start with these 'your mom' jokes again? :D :D :D :D 14:41, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
Lock in a Room with Beach boys Records Help me, Rhonda! SamBlab 18:43, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
Goodness gracious, no. —LaPianista(T•C•S) 20:57, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
Lock in a Room with Hannah Montana Get the best of Both Worlds! iMatthew (talk) 21:06, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
AWWW what a romantic proposal! :D How cuuuute! Can I get an invitation to the wedding? When is it? Where is it? :P —Ed 17for PresidentVote for Ed 14:43, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
Hey, Pianista, y'got a 'crat to propose to you. How can you say no? IceUnshattered[ t ] 21:17, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
Simple. He's a crat. —LaPianista(T•C•S) 01:47, 31 October 2008 (UTC)
You know, playing hard to get piques my interest even more. ;) bibliomaniac15 02:33, 31 October 2008 (UTC)
"Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract." —LaPianista(T•C•S) 03:16, 31 October 2008 (UTC)
I am smitten. As they say, love makes a fool of the wise. bibliomaniac15 04:06, 31 October 2008 (UTC)
-is creeped as well- Biblio x Pianista? -hides behind graphing calculator- IceUnshattered[ t ] 18:58, 1 November 2008 (UTC)
Delete and enforce permanent ban from looking at LOLcats: Likez they picz 2 much. Iz gonna kill her dead 4 that. BTW, I'm not sure who Hannah Montana is, but I'd say she deserves that too. Chamaltalk 13:39, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
Merge with Scott Joplin -- now that was a great pianista! Ecoleetage (talk) 01:02, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
Strong Keep-Even teasing is stupid irresponsible and doesn't contribute to the Encyclopedia. Chubbennaitor 09:07, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
Lock a in room with the Jonas Brothers Hey, you asked for it! LittleMountain5 13:55, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
Delete per --Icewedge (talk) 05:12, 29 October 2008 (UTC)
Hey, I barely understand functions! -kills self- I
ceUnshattered[ t ] 23:14, 29 October 2008 (UTC)
What does that formula even mean?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?--68.192.47.94 (talk) 00:19, 7 November 2008 (UTC)
Usurp Jerry Lee Lewis, shake nerves and rattle brain. Goodness gracious... Short Brigade Harvester Boris (talk) 05:19, 29 October 2008 (UTC)
Really really strong support! Why should Lapinista be deleted she's one of my best friends!!! She hasn't done anything wrong! :D--Spittlespat 20:05, 1 November 2008 (UTC)
Should not be deleted!!!She has made several edits and should be kept.--What!?Why?Who? (talk) 14:48, 4 November 2008 (UTC)
She could be deleted for the very same reason, you know, chéri. IceUnshattered[ t ] 22:45, 4 November 2008 (UTC)
I didn't say that I wanted to delete her. I was merely stating a point which, frankly, wrecks WhatWhyWho's point. At the same time, I could wreck a bunch of other people's points, but I'm too busy staring at people on MSNBC/CNN ramble on about McCain, Obama (repeat that 368 times, then say "Nader"). Agreeing with my statement and wanting to delete La Pianista is not the same thing. -rubs hands together- IceUnshattered[ t ] 23:28, 4 November 2008 (UTC)
What are you people saying? I don't understand. All the more reason for deleting her. Chamaltalk 14:24, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
Do not support deletion You teased La Pianista and then La Pianista nominated you for deletion. I find this awkward. Just tell her your opinion. You don`t need to nominate her for deletion. ♣PrincessClown♥ 23:40, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
Whoa, its all a joke...you can't delete editors! —Ed17(Talk / Contribs) 23:42, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
(Princesse, chérie, we aren't honestly going to go do a Damnatio memoriae and nuke Pianista's userpage and talk page...) IceUnshattered[ t ] 23:57, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
Lies, all lies, I tell you! Hey, I'd do anything for a support vote now... —La Pianista(T•C•S) 00:18, 10 November 2008 (UTC)
Hey, "Lock in a Room with Beach boys Records" is a support - he's not trying to delete you, so it's a support. :P —Ed17(Talk / Contribs) 02:41, 10 November 2008 (UTC)
Meh. That's like saying "You haven't killed me yet, which means you want me to live." —La Pianista(T•C•S) 02:46, 10 November 2008 (UTC)
Um isn't trying to delete La Pianista because of a small thing a bit......i dunno, weird? ♣PrincessClown♥ 23:14, 10 November 2008 (UTC)
(<-) Weird? Not at all! ♫♪ IceUnshattered[ t ] 23:41, 10 November 2008 (UTC)
No! It is evil. All the more reason to delete him and keep me. DELETE THE CAD ALREADY! —La Pianista(T•C•S) 18:50, 12 November 2008 (UTC)
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The result was Obvious Delete for not winning the presidential race. Geez, how do you lose to an old geezer and some big-eared wishy-washy? GlassCobra 10:21, 15 November 2008 (UTC)
Strong delete and nuke: Seems to have a strong dislike for bird farms, very biased towards battleships. Makes conflicting statements (eg: 1 and 2, on userpage). I also have strong reason to believe that the user is a shameless liar (userpage says only 1 DYK contribution, but I have definitely seen more from him at Template talk:Did you know). Chamaltalk 04:33, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
First: I am currently working on seven different battlecruiser articles. Not battleships. Battlecruisers. There is a marked difference between the two. Get it RIGHT! :D :D :D :D
Second: Well...ahhh....ummmm...welll....pretend that there is a witty, awesome and cool remark here.
Third: I actually have two. =/ And I have 3 currently nominated... ;)
Sentence to life in prison for killing "the ed1", "the ed2", "the ed3", "the ed4", "the ed5", "the ed6", "the ed7", "the ed8", "the ed9", "the ed10", "the ed11, "the ed12", "the ed13", "the ed14", "the ed15" and "the ed16". SoWhy 10:57, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
Actually, on a really weird note, my friends tried to ruin the Shannara page at one point in time because they saw me working on it in school one day....so "Ed16", "the ed117" and "Theed18" all existed...and yes, they were all slain, though not by me. =)(See this) —Ed 17for PresidentVote for Ed 21:29, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
But I'm not dead. the ed1(T•C•S) 21:35, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
Neither am I. the ed16(T•C•S) 21:35, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
Or I. I might think of annihilating the guy directly behind me, though. the ed18(T•C•S) 21:35, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
Cook in a pot with plenty of carrots and eat because 'ed' sounds like 'red' and red is the colour of tomato ketchup, which goes well with carrots. DendodgeTalkContribs 11:05, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
Wipe up the Blood Easy people. Easy-E. SamBlab 12:18, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
Delete: it's only natural for the adoptee to rise up and turn against the adopter! OllieFuryContribs 17:00, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
Shake down for money Hey, he's from Connecticut -- that's where rich people live, right? C'mon, Ed, open the wallet... :) Ecoleetage (talk) 01:04, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
(delete) Yes, donate to Me. Donate all of that cash you got from campaign fundraising! IceUnshattered[ t ] 22:42, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
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The result was Delete per inactivity. Hasn't even bothered to come here and defend himself. Bastard. GlassCobra 10:19, 15 November 2008 (UTC)
He/She/It does not exist, as proven by the discussion(s) on his/her/its talk page.
Due to the aforementioned contradictions, this user apparently serves no purpose but to confuse and distract our editors from doing something actually useful. Hence, this existing nonexistent user must be deleted to maintain consensus. —LaPianista(T•C•S) 22:31, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
Strong delete - sets a bad example... –xeno (talk) 22:36, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
Stone use as an example for what happens when you question Supreme authority. Erik the Red 2 ~~~~ 22:46, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
Your Mom Are we treading water? No, it's me! OMFG TIME TO GET TO TEH HOSPITALEZ!SamBlab 00:35, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
Keep Sets an good example to us all - no edit wars, no blocks, no conflicts. A perfect user! SoWhy 06:36, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
Delete Sets a terrible example to us all - no edit wars, no blocks, no conflicts. A perfect user, and we cannot have that! Ecoleetage (talk) 17:22, 23 October 2008 (UTC)
Don't know what he/she/it is, but he/she/it is most certainly not a vandal...yet. —LaPianista(T•C•S) 03:58, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
Delete: Ugly userpage is used only for providing ugly examples. A clear violation of some policy at WP:USERPAGE, but I can't remember which. Chamaltalk 04:39, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
Speedy speedy delete - Come on guys, he both exists and does not exist! Quick! Get rid of him before he divides by zero and comes up with a result, creating a black hole that will destroy the universe! DO IT NOW, MAN!!!! 17:46, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
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The result was Speedy Rename to something less pirate-y. Mauve is pretty good. GlassCobra 10:17, 15 November 2008 (UTC)
Speaks Portugese with a Scandinavian username. SamBlab 21:32, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
Norwegian is often called "Danish with a Swedish accent." :-P —Animum (talk) 15:27, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
Toss into the Pacific Ocean, so he doesn't bother me in the Atlantic or iMatthew in the Nile River. –JuliancoltonTropicalCyclone 22:11, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
Speedy merge and redirect deletion review to RfC with a side of seasoned fries. Because those Viking horns are POINTY, yo.Gladys J Cortez 23:05, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
Trust me, kids, Red is soooooooooooooo last year. We need a new colour scheme here -- how about...Erik the Mauve? I'm hearing from Milan that Mauve is the new Black. Yes, Rename Erik the Mauve. Love it, pure kismet (Eco, you are so brill that it is frightening). Ecoleetage (talk) 02:47, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
Speedy raid your home town for that. Erik the Red 2 ~~~~ 03:01, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
Rename to Rainbow Erik. "Erik the Red" shows a clear POV preference for a color that cannot be tolerated. User has to like all colors equally!! SoWhy 13:00, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete — editor clearly exists; nothing else matters. Frank | talk 19:38, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
Speedy keep - is red, therefore Irish. —LaPianista(T•C•S) 01:05, 23 October 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete, salt, then merge with User:Erik the Green and nominate for adminship: All because my imaginary cat told me to say that. DendodgeTalkContribs 09:26, 25 October 2008 (UTC)
Sorry, merge and delete violates the GFDL. GlassCobra 09:29, 25 October 2008 (UTC)
Then why not delete and merge? DendodgeTalkContribs 11:06, 25 October 2008 (UTC)
Merge with Lily the Pink and Pukao to achieve a more global perspective and a slightly wider colour palette. ϢereSpielChequers 10:57, 8 November 2008 (UTC)
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The result was Baleeted. Come on, Fhqwagads. GlassCobra 15:44, 23 November 2008 (UTC)
Incidentally, we do have a rainbow sherbert article, though it's in pretty rough shape. GlassCobra 23:06, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
Remove from Nile River Look, we have enough pollution in Africa's rivers without this character mucking things up. Throw him in the Hudson River. Ecoleetage (talk) 02:47, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete — editor clearly exists; nothing else matters. Frank | talk 19:38, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
Delete at sea. Let's hope he doesn't make landfall. —LaPianista(T•C•S) 03:43, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
Comment what happens if he gathers strength and becomes a full-blown typhoon...? It'd make it harder to delete @ sea... —Ed 17for PresidentVote for Ed 01:07, 25 October 2008 (UTC)
ZAP EMZ WIT DA SATELITEZ!! —LaPianista(T•C•S) 21:34, 25 October 2008 (UTC)
Just throw him out of the Planetary boundary layer...oh, but then elevated convection comes into play. Curses! IceUnshattered[ t ] 22:44, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
Keep I lost the coin toss... boooooo... :D - Jameson L. Taitalk ♦ guestbook ♦ contribs 17:43, 10 November 2008 (UTC)
Speedy zap per Pianista. Why would I vote for a thing like that? User assumed that I vandalized...an extremely big violation of WP:ABF. —Ed17(Talk / Contribs) 06:04, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
Throw into D.C. - Where the scum goes.--Res2216firestar 21:00, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
Delete, Salt, Pepper, and serve with Onion rings - Has killed over 5000 people with his reckless category five force winds. Misuse of the admin tool to spawn tornadoes and floods. French fries might be nice too. DavidWS(contribs) 23:45, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
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The result was I did it for the lulz. GlassCobra 10:15, 15 November 2008 (UTC)
Matthew or Edward? Pick on or must be deleted. Also, who does he think he is taking over for The Rambling Man? Time to "Ramble" on about getting him deleted! iMatthew (talk) 19:59, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
Rename To Edthew. SamBlab 21:34, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
Replace with Matthew Broderick. Hey, so I liked the movie musical of "The Producers" -- anyone have a problem with that? Ecoleetage (talk) 02:47, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete — editor clearly exists; nothing else matters. Frank | talk 19:38, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
Steamroll. Then, he'll be a welcome matt. —LaPianista(T•C•S) 21:31, 23 October 2008 (UTC)
Delete for all of the comments he makes in ##epiclulzconnect :D Replace with Matthew Perry, maybe some more sarcastic yet humorous comments is what we need. :) - Jameson L. Taitalk ♦ guestbook ♦ contribs 17:40, 10 November 2008 (UTC)
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The result was Delete as inferior to Kool-Aid. GlassCobra 17:08, 26 December 2008 (UTC)
I have checked all the criteria and it seems I'm eligible. Anyway, it looks like I've become rather disinterested in editing so I decided to give this a go-around. References are floating around somewhere - CL — 23:58, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
Delete Non-notable editor, tagged as needing references for several months, fails WP:BIO and WP:NOT#BATTLEGROUND. Blatant COI issues, spammy tone, etc. Delete with all due haste. GlassCobra 10:00, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
Freeze A lemon popsicle, mmm mmmm! :) Ecoleetage (talk) 13:38, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
Serve in a refreshing tall glass, to the side of festive delectables such as chips, fruit salad, and burgers. *Drools from hunger* --Dylan620ContribsSign! 22:58, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
Keep. Self-noms are always indicative of power-grabbing. Apterygial 05:10, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
Drink unless it's Country Time, which tastes like cold pee, in which case it should just be dumped out. Ten Pound Hammer and his otters • (Broken clamshells • Otter chirps • HELP) 05:45, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
I'm not sure which scares me more, the fact that you've tasted Country Time or the fact that you've tasted cold pee. *shivers* davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 05:57, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
I've not, really, just had to find a way to say that Country Time is undrinkable. Ten Pound Hammer and his otters • (Broken clamshells • Otter chirps • HELP) 18:27, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
That still begs the questions: 1) How do you know and 2) how did you survive? davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 02:18, 13 December 2008 (UTC)
1.) Okay, what I imagine cold pee tastes like, and 2.) is there anything harmful in pee anyway? :-P Ten Pound Hammer and his otters • (Broken clamshells • Otter chirps • HELP) 04:15, 13 December 2008 (UTC)
Re: 2) - I was talking about the Country Time. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 04:27, 13 December 2008 (UTC)
WHOA! Thanks for the warning; now I know not to drink Mountain Dew for a while. :P --Dylan620ContribsSign! 12:45, 13 December 2008 (UTC)
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The result was Fail. Why was this never closed if the victim/nom withdrew? You guys suck. GlassCobra 17:06, 26 December 2008 (UTC)
This time around, I am nominating... myself. As my account name implies, my name is Dylan and I am 620 years old. What?! What did you say?! --Dylan620ContribsSign! 19:18, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
Delete for not specifying whether it's pronounced "Dil-lan620" or "Dye-lan620." Accuracy is of utmost importance in this delightful congregation. —La Pianista(T•C•S) 19:33, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
Delete: User's name begins with 'D', so does 'delete', which is prime faceyprime faceprima fashy - oh, I give up! DendodgeTalkContribs 23:24, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
Oppose I view self-noms as prima facie evidence of power hunger. l'aquatique || talk 10:50, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
Delete. I do not believe the user's claim to be 620 years old. Unfortunately, I am unable to determine whether he is really just 62 years old, or 6.2 years old. Meanwhile, this discussion is causing me to sing the They Might Be Giants song "I Am One Thousand Years Old." My family and real-life friends will confirm that anything that causes me to sing should be avoided. Newyorkbrad (talk) 16:09, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
Keep self-noms are prime face evidence of something or other. DurovaCharge! 19:18, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
Merge with User:Jdelanoy. Names sound too familiar (except without the 620 part and the J of course). Chamaltalk 12:56, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
On second thoughts, the user seems to be lying. There is no way he can know he is 620 years old if he is really 620 years old. Anybody that old can only give an approximate age, such as 600/650. 620 is far too accurate, which means he is lying. Didn't we use to do something to people who lied? Lock them up in a room with some watz-his-name? Chamaltalk 13:04, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
Yes. frowns at Peter... If the person is still living, he should be in Category:1358 births or Category:1408 births. Anything that says otherwise (birth certificates etc) are fake. Chamaltalk 00:57, 8 December 2008 (UTC)
Unless there was a very accurate chronicler. ;) PeterSymonds (talk) 10:17, 8 December 2008 (UTC)
Withdraw - Must – take – part – in – other – EFD's – can't – stop – self... --Dylan620ContribsSign! 10:42, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
Delete user withdrew but didn't close it. Fail. PeterSymonds (talk) 14:21, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
One Christmas was so much like another, in those years around the sea-town corner now and out of all sound except the distant speaking of the voices I sometimes hear a moment before sleep, that I can never remember whether it snowed for six days and six nights when I was twelve or...oh, wrong Dylan. Ecoleetage (talk) 02:31, 10 December 2008 (UTC)
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The result was Dear God, this is way too long. What the hell happened here? GlassCobra 10:19, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
Prime face evidence, as opposed to prima facie evidence. Clearly, attempting to eat an entire steak in one bite is power hunger.
The one, the only, Cary Bass himself. WMF big muckamuck. Nominating for deletion due to conflicted disinterest. Waaay too nice for such an uber role. Need to replace with Evil Henchman. DurovaCharge! 17:55, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
Merge with User:Cary Bass then delete and block as the former is clear evidence of sockpuppetry. DendodgeTalkContribs 17:57, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
That's a strong allegation. Can you prove it? Xavexgoem (talk) 21:04, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
The user admits it. Also, the user is employed by the WMF and that prime face evidence of power hunger. DendodgeTalkContribs 21:10, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
Which gives us even more reason to delete. The user denies being a vegetarian, despite prime face evidence to the contrary in the form of a picture of them eating meat. DendodgeTalkContribs 22:32, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
Force-feed Vegemite. Let's see just how Vegan he claims to be. —La Pianista(T•C•S) 22:42, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
Better: Force-feed Soylent Green. Its green, so its vegan, right? :D —Ed17(Talk / Contribs) 22:45, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
Rename Basque And then see about getting discount membership in Euskadi Ta Askatasuna. Ecoleetage (talk) 04:19, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
Cage with Chuck Norris. There's only enough room in the world for one badass. bibliomaniac15 04:21, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
In that case, Cage with La Pianista. Or Jennavecia. —La Pianista(T•C•S) 04:23, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
Mmm...catfight. I am strangely aroused. bibliomaniac15 04:26, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
I didn't think that could happen to a 'crat... —La Pianista(T•C•S) 04:31, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
Your fault for melting my heart of ice and penetrating my steely exterior. bibliomaniac15 04:48, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
"Steely exterior?" It was all mush and gush to me. I bet with all the money you 'crats make, you can afford bon-bons at every meal of the day. —La Pianista(T•C•S) 04:50, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
Ooh, a dogfight. I am strangely aroused. —La Pianista(T•C•S) 04:53, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
Edward, I challenge you to a duel! Only one of us is coming out of this alive! bibliomaniac15 04:58, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
*Ed pwns biblio with his own weapon with one blow to the head. Fight ends/bell rings/Ed emerges victorious - and being gracious, he ignores the thumbs down and allows biblio to live. He then walks off into the sunset, Pianista on his arm.* (...as biblio is shut away in an ambulance and brought before ArbCom on the charge of attempted murder. =]) -transmission ends- Ouch. Not even a chance to fight back? :D :D :D —Ed17(Talk / Contribs) 05:09, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
Dishonorable conduct, you brigand! *Sheer light of biblio's awesomeness pwns Ed, who somehow melts into a quantum intangibility, even though biblio was going to let that guy live anyway (if he didn't want to live, his loss), proceeds to win simultaneous wife carrying/kissing contest with Pianista without the Estonian carry, everyone lives happily ever after* bibliomaniac15 05:52, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
Would you mind telling us how you escaped from Arkham ArbCom? I think that you may have just dreamed all of that... :) —Ed17(Talk / Contribs) 14:37, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
He snuck away whilst all the arbs were distracted by live feeds of the votes... L'Aquatique[talk] 18:25, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
-forces down vomit- This again, Pianista, Ed, Biblio? "Votes! Votes! For me! Oh, no!!! Come on, one more, and I'll be outta the negatives!" ...and Biblio, beaming, ran away to be crazy and all. You know, I had to pay 'em some money to get you in Arkham - get back there, or else I demand a refund. </weird, rambling randomness> Icy // ♫ 20:28, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
Wait, so if I'm reading this right...Icy is on my side? What a weird day... :D —Ed17(Talk / Contribs) 20:39, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
You know what, I think I'll but Biblio back in Arkham and make Ed pay this time. Icy // ♫ 21:13, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
(<=) I'd rather be cut in two between you both than share a bed with the likes of you. —La Pianista(T•C•S) 23:48, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
Don't do it Solomon! bibliomaniac15 04:41, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
Lol I agree, but I still get to keep her - you are in Arkham. :P —Ed17(Talk / Contribs) 04:44, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
They say the craziest people are the most brilliant, and more passionate lovers too.[original research?]bibliomaniac15 04:49, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
You added the {{or}} tag yourself? Ladies and gentlemen, that is prime-facebook evidence of insanity. —La Pianista(T•C•S) 20:57, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
Voting commencing on whether to extend our favorite crat's stay in Arkham for another year. All in favor...? Icy // ♫ 22:03, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
Guess who's making me go insane? bibliomaniac15 23:52, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
Um, I don't know...Icy? Oh man, is she going to kill me for this... —Ed17(Talk / Contribs) 23:56, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
(e/c) Mudkipz? —La Pianista(T•C•S) 00:03, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
All in favor of Ed's execution by firing squad? Yes? No? All in favor of Ed's execution by guillotine? Sorry, Pianista, looks like I don't like your boys. Icy // ♫ 01:34, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
No and no. I don't wanna die!!! ='( Wow, I was actually right lol! —Ed17(Talk / Contribs) 01:40, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
Depilate - I don't like goatees. //rouxeditor review 18:31, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
Lock in Bastille because that's the thing that comes to my mind whenever I read his username. L'Aquatique[talk] 18:37, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
*Above vote indented and struck. Remarkable similarity in usernames indicates sockpuppetry. //rouxeditor review 18:41, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
Above comment also indented and struck- because I said so. L'Aquatique[talk] 19:41, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
Above comment made prettier. //rouxeditor review 19:48, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
Above comment made 42.3% more amusing.L'Aquatique[talk] 20:09, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
Above comment boldly emboldened by my emboldening boldness. DendodgeTalkContribs 20:16, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
BOOM!Above comment posted under the auspices of the United Nations. //rouxeditor review 20:29, 3 December 2008 (UTC)BOOM!
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Above comment made prettier. // roux editor review 19:48, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
Above comment boldly emboldened by my emboldening boldness. Dendodge TalkContribs 20:16, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
