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The following is a list of episodes, each accompanied by a brief synopsis, for the British television [[sitcom]] [[Keeping Up Appearances]].
The following is a '''list of episodes''' for the [[British sitcom]] '''''[[Keeping Up Appearances]]'''''. The programme first aired on [[29 October]] [[1990]] and ended on [[25 December]] [[1995]]. All episodes aired on [[BBC One|BBC1]] and are 30 minutes long unless otherwise stated. In addition to the 44 main episodes, there was a short "[[Children in Need]]" special episode broadcast on [[24 November]] [[1995]].


==Summary of Episode details==
The two lead characters of ''Keeping Up Appearances'' are Hyacinth and Richard Bucket, who appear in all forty-four episodes, along with sisters Daisy and Rose and Hyacinth's brother-in-law Onslow. The Bucket's neighbour Liz appears in all episodes except "Hyacinth Tees Off", while her brother Emmet appears in all episodes from Series Two apart from "Hyacinth Tees Off" and "The Rolls Royce". The Major features in the first two series, and Hyacinth's postman Michael, appears sporadically throughout the series from series Two onwards. Other characters such as the Vicar and his wife appear sporadically throughout the whole series, while Hyacinth's sister Violet and her husband Bruce appear only as main characters in Series Five. Hyacinth's "Daddy" appears in 11 episodes.
*Original Airdates: first aired on [[29 October]] [[1990]] and ended on [[25 December]] [[1995]].
*Original network: [[BBC One|BBC1]]
*Episodes: 44 main episodes, 30 minutes long unless otherwise stated.

The two lead characters of ''Keeping Up Appearances'' are Hyacinth and Richard Bucket, who appear in all forty-four episodes, along with sisters Daisy and Rose and Hyacinth's brother-in-law Onslow. The Buckets’ neighbour Liz appears in all episodes except "Hyacinth Tees Off", while her brother Emmet appears in all episodes from Series Two apart from "Hyacinth Tees Off" and "The Rolls Royce". The Major features in the first two series, and Hyacinth's postman Michael, appears sporadically throughout the series from series Two onwards. Other characters such as the Vicar and his wife appear sporadically throughout the whole series, while Hyacinth's sister Violet and her husband Bruce appear only as main characters in Series Five. Hyacinth's "Daddy" is only rarely seen.


== Series One (1990) ==
== Series One (1990) ==
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|The New Vicar
|The New Vicar
|[[5 November]]
|[[5 November]]
| style="font-size: 100%;" |Hyacinth is determined to create the perfect impression when inviting the new Vicar for “tea and light refreshments”. However, her hopes come crashing down on her when Onslow and Daisy turn up with the news Daddy has been kidnapped by [[Romani people|gypsy]]. Meanwhile, Rose threatens to commit suicide.
| style="font-size: 100%;" |Hyacinth is determined to create the perfect impression when inviting the new Vicar for “tea and light refreshments”. However her hopes come crashing down on her when Onslow and Daisy turn up with the news Daddy has been kidnapped by [[Romani people|gypsy]]. Rose threatens to commit suicide.
|-
|-
|Stately Home
|Stately Home
|[[12 November]]
|[[12 November]]
| style="font-size: 100%;" |Hyacinth and Richard visit a [[stately home]] where Hyacinth hopes to meet a member of the aristocratic family, however she is horrified when Onslow, Daisy and a Rose turn up unexpectedly. Guest starring [[Michael Bilton]].
| style="font-size: 100%;" |Hyacinth and Richard visit a [[stately home]] where Hyacinth hopes to meet a member of the aristocratic family. However she is horrified when Onslow, Daisy and Rose turn up unexpectedly. Guest starring [[Michael Bilton]].
|-
|-
|The Charity Shop
|The Charity Shop
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| style="font-size: 100%;" |Hyacinth is shocked to see a strange man wearing only a towel emerge from Elizabeth's house. Meanwhile Daddy has gone missing.
| style="font-size: 100%;" |Hyacinth is shocked to see a strange man wearing only a towel emerge from Elizabeth's house. Meanwhile Daddy has gone missing.
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|-
|Driving Mrs. Fortescue
|Driving Mrs Fortescue
|[[8 September]]
|[[8 September]]
| style="font-size: 100%;" |Hyacinth and Richard drive a Mrs. Fortescue into town; however Hyacinth's hopes to impress are once more sabotaged by her family when Daisy and Rose also catch a lift.
| style="font-size: 100%;" |Hyacinth and Richard drive a Mrs Fortescue into town, however Hyacinth's plans to impress are once more sabotaged when Daisy and Rose also catch a lift.
|-
|-
|The Candlelight Supper
|The Candlelight Supper
|[[15 September]]
|[[15 September]]
| style="font-size: 100%;" |Hyacinth wants to impress Emmet with her musical talents at an elaborate musical supper. However Hyacinth's plans backfire when love-troubled Rose turns up, followed by two aggressive gentleman friends.
| style="font-size: 100%;" |Hyacinth wants to impress Emmet with her musical talents at an elaborate Candlelight supper. However Hyacinth's plans backfire when love-troubled Rose turns up, followed by two aggressive gentleman.
|-
|-
|Hyacinth Tees Off
|Hyacinth Tees Off
|[[22 September]]
|[[22 September]]
| style="font-size: 100%;" |The Major invites the Buckets for a [[golf]]ing weekend at a four-star [[hotel]]. All is well until Onslow and Daisy turn up at the hotel unexpectedly to collect Rose after a raunchy weekend. Added to Hyacinth’s dilemma is the amorous intentions of the Major.
| style="font-size: 100%;" |The Major invites the Buckets for a [[golf]]ing weekend at a [[hotel]]. All is well until Onslow and Daisy turn up unexpectedly to collect Rose after a raunchy weekend. Added to Hyacinth’s dilemma are the amorous intentions of the Major.
|-
|-
|Problems with Relatives
|Problems with Relatives
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|Singing for Emmet
|Singing for Emmet
|[[13 October]]
|[[13 October]]
| style="font-size: 100%;" |Richard is offered early retirement and thus ponders over the possibility of having to spend every moment with Hyacinth. Emmett is enraged when Hyacinth ends up rehearsing a performance for the old people at the Church Hall with him, and a tranquilised Rose arrives at the scene wanting to become a nun.
| style="font-size: 100%;" |Richard is offered early retirement and thus ponders over the possibility of having to spend twenty four hours a day with Hyacinth. Emmett is enraged when Hyacinth ends up rehearsing a performance for the old people at the Church Hall with him, and a tranquilised Rose arrives at the scene wanting to become a nun.
|-
|-
|The Toy Store
|The Toy Store
|[[20 October]]
|[[20 October]]
| style="font-size: 100%;" |Daddy has ended up at the [[toy store]] and is causing havoc, resulting in Hyacinth and Richard having to solve the problem while simultaneously saving face.
| style="font-size: 100%;" |Senile Daddy has ended up at the [[toy store]] and has been "improving" a few toys, thus Hyacinth and Richard have to solve the problem while simultaneously saving face.
|-
|-
|Three Piece Suite
|Three Piece Suite
|[[27 October]]
|[[27 October]]
| style="font-size: 100%;" |Hyacinth has ordered an expensive new [[couch|three-piece suite]] and is determined for the delivery to run like clockwork. She has even gone to the effort of road signs indicating where she wants the van to park. However, her plans crumble as the van crashes on the way.
| style="font-size: 100%;" |Hyacinth has ordered an expensive new [[couch|three-piece suite]] and is determined for the delivery to run like clockwork. She has even gone to the effort of road signs indicating where she wants the van to park. However her plans crumble as the van crashes on the way.
|-
|-
|Picnic for Daddy
|Picnic for Daddy
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|Father Christmas Suit
|Father Christmas Suit
|[[25 December]]
|[[25 December]]
| style="font-size: 100%;" |Hyacinth has bought Richard a [[Father Christmas]] outfit for him to wear when distributing gifts to the old people at the Church Hall. Against his will, Richard puts on the outfit, but after having one too many [[sherry|sherries]] with Emmett, he is unable to fulfil the deed, hence Elizabeth puts on the outfit and pretends to be Richard.
| style="font-size: 100%;" |Hyacinth has bought Richard a [[Father Christmas]] outfit for him to wear when distributing gifts to the old people at the Church Hall. Against his will Richard puts on the outfit, but after having one too many [[sherry|sherries]] with Emmett he is unable to fulfil the deed; hence Elizabeth puts on the costume and pretends to be Richard.
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|Early Retirement
|Early Retirement
|[[6 September]]
|[[6 September]]
| style="font-size: 100%;" |A depressed Richard turns up to work and is finally facing early retirement. Meanwhile Hyacinth prepares for a guest, though plans begin to go haywire for the house-proud lady when a [[dog]] parks itself on her drive.
| style="font-size: 100%;" |A depressed Richard turns up to work and is finally faced with early retirement. Meanwhile Hyacinth prepares for a guest, though plans begin to go haywire for the house-proud lady when a [[dog]] parks itself on her drive.
|-
|-
|Iron Age Remains
|Iron Age Remains
|[[13 September]]
|[[13 September]]
| style="font-size: 100%;" |Now Richard is retired, Hyacinth decides she and he will enjoy searching for [[Iron Age]] remains; the pair head off to the country in exploration. However, the day takes an unexpected turn when a depressed Rose locks herself in her room.
| style="font-size: 100%;" |Now Richard is retired Hyacinth decides she and he will enjoy searching for [[Iron Age]] remains; the pair head off into the country in exploration. However the day takes an unexpected turn when a depressed Rose locks herself in her room.
|-
|-
|Violet's Country Cottage
|Violet's Country Cottage
|[[20 September]]
|[[20 September]]
| style="font-size: 100%;" |Hyacinth borrows Violet's and Bruce’s luxury cottage for the weekend and prepares a [[barbecue]]. However in an attempt to impress lady from the manor house Bunty, Hyacinth gets slightly carried away with the summer spirit. Meanwhile, Richard is in search for Bunty’s dog, Zoe.
| style="font-size: 100%;" |Hyacinth borrows Violet's and Bruce’s luxury cottage for the weekend and prepares a [[barbecue]]. However in an attempt to impress lady from the manor house Bunty, Hyacinth gets slightly carried away with the summer spirit. Meanwhile Richard is in search for Bunty’s dog Zoe.
|-
|-
|How to Go on Holiday without Really Trying
|How to Go on Holiday without Really Trying
|[[27 September]]
|[[27 September]]
| style="font-size: 100%;" |Hyacinth’s jealousy gets the better of her when hearing about a neighbours luxury holiday, resulting in her attempting to impress the neighbours by pretending to go on holiday herself. Meanwhile Onslow arrives at the Buckets' to take Richard away from the demands of life with the leading lady.
| style="font-size: 100%;" |Hyacinth’s jealousy gets the better of her when hearing about a neighbour's luxury holiday, resulting in her attempting to impress by pretending to go on holiday herself. Meanwhile Onslow arrives at the Buckets' to take Richard away from the demands of life with the leading lady.
|-
|-
|Richard's New Hobby
|Richard's New Hobby
|[[4 October]]
|[[4 October]]
| style="font-size: 100%;" |Hyacinth finds Richard a hobby involving filming and boasts to the neighbours he is a [[Film director|film maker]], much to the liking of Councillor Nugent.
| style="font-size: 100%;" |Hyacinth finds Richard a hobby involving filming and boasts to the neighbours he is a [[Film director|film maker]], much to the liking of Councillor Mrs Nugent.
|-
|-
|The Art Exhibition
|The Art Exhibition
|[[11 October]]
|[[11 October]]
| style="font-size: 100%;" |Hyacinth's preparations for visiting an [[art exhibition]] are thrown off course when Daddy goes off to join the [[French Foreign Legion|Foreign Legion]]. Problems are exacerbated further when Rose's and gentleman friend's raunchy antics are overheard on loud speakers.
| style="font-size: 100%;" |Hyacinth's preparations for visiting an [[art exhibition]] are thrown off course when Daddy goes off to join the [[French Foreign Legion|Foreign Legion]]. Problems are exacerbated further when Rose's and her gentleman friend's raunchy antics are overheard on loud speakers.
|-
|-
|What to Wear When Yachting
|What to Wear When Yachting
|[[18 October]]
|[[18 October]]
| style="font-size: 100%;" |Hyacinth and Richard head off on a [[yacht]]ing weekend. However, Hyacinth is disappointed with the yacht she has been appointed and decides that it be moved. But the Buckets soon lose control of the boat, and events decend into disaster.
| style="font-size: 100%;" |Hyacinth and Richard head off on a [[yacht]]ing weekend. However Hyacinth is disappointed with the yacht she has been appointed and decides that it be moved. But the Buckets soon lose control of the boat, and events decend into disaster.
|}
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|A Job for Richard
|A Job for Richard
|[[5 September]]
|[[5 September]]
| style="font-size: 100%;" |Hyacinth’s attempts to keep Richard occupied in his retirement continue. Now she has found him an executive job in [[frozen food]]s and to impress the manager of the company she has created a plot involving Onslow and golf.
| style="font-size: 100%;" |Hyacinth’s attempts to keep Richard occupied in his years of retirement continue. Now she has found him an executive job in [[frozen food]]s, and to impress the manager of the company she contrives a plan involving Onslow and golf.
|-
|-
|Rural Retreat
|Rural Retreat
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|A Celebrity for the Barbecue
|A Celebrity for the Barbecue
|[[19 September]]
|[[19 September]]
| style="font-size: 100%;" |For Hyacinth’s summer entertaining she has decided to host an elaborate indoors barbecue. In an attempt to compete with the Barker-Finchess, she is determined to get a [[celebrity]] to attend.
| style="font-size: 100%;" |For Hyacinth’s summer entertaining she has decided to host an elaborate indoor barbecue. In an attempt to compete with the Barker-Finchess she is determined to get a [[celebrity]] to attend. Meanwhile Rose gives Daisy a makeover.
|-
|-
|The Commodore
|The Commodore
|[[26 September]]
|[[26 September]]
| style="font-size: 100%;" |Hyacinth switches on her [[sailing]] persona when volunteering to collect the guest speaking [[Commodore (Royal Navy)|Commodore]] from a train station. However, Richard gets clamped and they cannot find him. They head back to the hall where they find out the Commodore has already spoken.
| style="font-size: 100%;" |Hyacinth switches on her [[sailing]] persona when volunteering to collect the guest speaking [[Commodore (Royal Navy)|Commodore]] from a train station. However Richard gets clamped and they cannot find him, despit their best efforts.
|-
|-
|Looking for Property
|Looking for Property
|[[3 October]]
|[[3 October]]
| style="font-size: 100%;" |Richard panics when leaving Hyacinth to browse country property without him, as he collects Daddy from the station. Finally Hyacinth makes a purchase.
| style="font-size: 100%;" |Richard panics when leaving Hyacinth to browse country property without him, as he collects Daddy from a police station. But Hyacinth finally decides on a property.
|-
|-
|Please Mind Your Head
|Please Mind Your Head
|[[10 October]]
|[[10 October]]
| style="font-size: 100%;" |Hyacinth and Richard spend time in their very small apartment in the countryside. Meanwhile at Hyacinth’s neighbourhood: the neighbours, the postman and especially Emmett all enjoy a weekend without Hyacinth. However Emmett’s happiness is not to last when being invited to Hyacinth’s new home.
| style="font-size: 100%;" |Hyacinth and Richard spend time in their very small apartment in the countryside. Meanwhile at Hyacinth’s neighbourhood: the neighbours, the postman and especially Emmett all enjoy a weekend without Hyacinth. However Emmett’s happiness is short-lived when being invited to Hyacinth’s new home.
|-
|-
|Let There Be Light
|Let There Be Light
|[[17 October]]
|[[17 October]]
| style="font-size: 100%;" |It is the "bring and buy" sale at the Church hall and Hyacinth has volunteered Richard to fix the Church hall electrics, despite his lack of electrical capabilities. Meanwhile Onslow, Daisy, and Rose turn up with a Daddy believing he is back in the [[World War II|war]].
| style="font-size: 100%;" |It is the "bring and buy" sale at the Church hall and the Chruch goers are in for a shock as Hyacinth has volunteered Richard to fix the Church hall electrics. Meanwhile Onslow, Daisy, and Rose turn up with a Daddy believing he is back in the [[World War II|war]].
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|[[26 December]]
|[[26 December]]
|60 minutes
|60 minutes
| style="font-size: 100%;" |Hyacinth and Richard prepare for their luxury stay on the [[RMS Queen Elizabeth 2|QE2]]; however traffic, a field and too much luggage result in a disastrous start to a holiday that only gets much worse when Hyacinth has reason to believe Onslow and Daisy have stowed-away. Guest starring [[Patrick Anson, 5th Earl of Lichfield|Lord Lichfield]] as himself.
| style="font-size: 100%;" |Hyacinth and Richard prepare for their luxury stay on the [[RMS Queen Elizabeth 2|QE2]], however traffic, a field and too much luggage result in a disastrous start to a holiday that only gets much worse when Hyacinth has reason to believe Onslow and Daisy have stowed-away. Guest starring [[Patrick Anson, 5th Earl of Lichfield|Lord Lichfield]] as himself.
|-
|-
|Angel Gabriel Blue
|Angel Gabriel Blue
|[[25 December]]
|[[25 December]]
|50 minutes
|50 minutes
| style="font-size: 100%;" |Hyacinth is in search for her dream kitchen while Richard has developed a [[Mycosis|fungus infection]], not to his wife's approval. As a result, Hyacinth claims it is [[gout]]; a disease supposedly caught by "good living". Meanwhile, Daddy has gone missing again. Guest starring [[Trevor Bannister]].
| style="font-size: 100%;" |Hyacinth is in search for her dream kitchen while Richard has developed a [[Mycosis|fungus infection]], not to his wife's approval. As a result Hyacinth claims it is [[gout]], a disease supposedly caught by "good living". Meanwhile Daddy has gone missing again and their is a strange man in his place. Guest starring [[Trevor Bannister]].


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|Hyacinth is Alarmed
|Hyacinth is Alarmed
|[[17 September]]
|[[17 September]]
| style="font-size: 100%;" |A happy Hyacinth plunges Richard into panic when he realises that he has forgotten the wedding anniversary. To disguise this fact, he has an alarm system installed.
| style="font-size: 100%;" |Richard is horrified to wake up to see Hyacinth smiling at him; he later realises he has forgotten his and Hyacinth's wedding anniversary. Richard then decides to have an alarm system installed, claiming it is Hyacinth's surprise anniversary present.
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|A Riverside Picnic
|A Riverside Picnic
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|Skis
|Skis
|[[1 October]]
|[[1 October]]
| style="font-size: 100%;" |For Richard’s birthday Hyacinth buys some [[ski]]s as she believes they will look good on top of the car. However, needing Violet and Bruce’s [[roof rack]] they head off to their luxury home, picking two neighbours up along the way. Hyacinth is thrown into a panic when arriving as Violet and Bruce are arguing.
| style="font-size: 100%;" |For Richard’s birthday Hyacinth buys some [[ski]]s as she believes they will look good on top of the car. However needing Violet's and Bruce’s [[roof rack]] Hyacinth heads off to her sister's luxury home, picking two neighbours up along the way. The leading lady fears for her social status when arriving as Violet and Bruce are arguing.
|-
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|The Country Estate Sale
|The Country Estate Sale
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|The Boy Friend
|The Boy Friend
|[[15 October]]
|[[15 October]]
| style="font-size: 100%;" |Hyacinth gives even broader singing hints to Emmet, when learning his latest musical ''[[The Boyfriend]]'' is in production. Meanwhile, Daddy is once again back in the war and guarding Onslow’s house.
| style="font-size: 100%;" |Hyacinth gives hints to Emmet that she wants a role in his latest musical ''[[The Boyfriend]]''. Meanwhile Daddy is once again back in the war and guarding Onslow’s house.
|-
|-
|A Barbecue at Violet's
|A Barbecue at Violet's
|[[22 October]]
|[[22 October]]
| style="font-size: 100%;" |Hyacinth arranges a barbecue at Violet's, however on their arrival there is a blazing row between the pair. Thus, Hyacinth has to introduce an eccentric singing game to disguise the argument, preventing her guests from over-hearing.
| style="font-size: 100%;" |Hyacinth arranges a barbecue at Violet's, however on their arrival there is a blazing row between the pair. Thus Hyacinth has to introduce an eccentric singing game to prevent her guests from over-hearing.
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|-
|The Rolls Royce
|The Rolls Royce
|[[29 October]]
|[[29 October]]
| style="font-size: 100%;" |To Richard's horror, Hyacinth wants a new car . Therefore the pair end up taking a [[Rolls-Royce (car)|Rolls Royce]] for a drive. However, Hyacinth’s plans of gloating in the car take a downwards spiral when it gets reported as stolen and the two get arrested.
| style="font-size: 100%;" |To Richard's horror, Hyacinth wants a new car . Therefore the pair end up taking a [[Rolls-Royce (car)|Rolls Royce]] for a drive. However Hyacinth’s plans of showing the car off takes a downwards spiral when the Rolls Royce gets reported as stolen and she gets arrested.
|-
|-
|The Hostess
|The Hostess
|[[5 November]]
|[[5 November]]
| style="font-size: 100%;" |Hyacinth has put an advert in the local [[newspaper]] to teach people social etiquette, however an excited Hyacinth does not quite get what she bargained for.
| style="font-size: 100%;" |Hyacinth has put an advert in the local [[newspaper]] to teach people social etiquette, however an excitable Hyacinth does not get the results she expected.
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|The Pageant
|The Pageant
|[[25 December]]
|[[25 December]]
| style="font-size: 100%;" |Hyacinth and Richard arrive at the Church hall; as Hyacinth organises a Pageant based on the [[English Civil War]], with her as [[Henrietta Maria of France|Queen Henrietta Maria]] and Richard as [[Charles I of England|Charles I]]. However all of the volunteers supposedly taking part are unable to make it. At a last minute attempt to get the show off the ground, Hyacinth invites Onslow, Daisy and Rose along with Bruce and Violet to participate. Later in rehearsal Liz pulls the wrong rope and knocks Hyacinth out with the background screen. Hyacinth is then put in the ambulance.
| style="font-size: 100%;" |Hyacinth and Richard arrive at the Church hall as Hyacinth organises a Pageant based on the [[English Civil War]], with herself as [[Henrietta Maria of France|Queen Henrietta Maria]] and Richard as [[Charles I of England|Charles I]]. However all of the volunteers supposedly taking part are unable to make it. At a last minute attempt to get the show off the ground, Hyacinth invites Onslow, Daisy and Rose along with Bruce and Violet to participate. Later in rehearsals however, Hyacinth falls fowl of a stage accident.
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Revision as of 23:55, 10 February 2008

The following is a list of episodes, each accompanied by a brief synopsis, for the British television sitcom Keeping Up Appearances.

Summary of Episode details

  • Original Airdates: first aired on 29 October 1990 and ended on 25 December 1995.
  • Original network: BBC1
  • Episodes: 44 main episodes, 30 minutes long unless otherwise stated.

The two lead characters of Keeping Up Appearances are Hyacinth and Richard Bucket, who appear in all forty-four episodes, along with sisters Daisy and Rose and Hyacinth's brother-in-law Onslow. The Buckets’ neighbour Liz appears in all episodes except "Hyacinth Tees Off", while her brother Emmet appears in all episodes from Series Two apart from "Hyacinth Tees Off" and "The Rolls Royce". The Major features in the first two series, and Hyacinth's postman Michael, appears sporadically throughout the series from series Two onwards. Other characters such as the Vicar and his wife appear sporadically throughout the whole series, while Hyacinth's sister Violet and her husband Bruce appear only as main characters in Series Five. Hyacinth's "Daddy" is only rarely seen.

Series One (1990)

Title Airdate Synopsis
Daddy's Accident 29 October Hyacinth goes to visit Daddy in hospital after he gets injured chasing after the milk woman naked on his bike. Guest starring Bruce Alexander.
The New Vicar 5 November Hyacinth is determined to create the perfect impression when inviting the new Vicar for “tea and light refreshments”. However her hopes come crashing down on her when Onslow and Daisy turn up with the news Daddy has been kidnapped by gypsy. Rose threatens to commit suicide.
Stately Home 12 November Hyacinth and Richard visit a stately home where Hyacinth hopes to meet a member of the aristocratic family. However she is horrified when Onslow, Daisy and Rose turn up unexpectedly. Guest starring Michael Bilton.
The Charity Shop 19 November It is Liz and Hyacinth's day to help Councillor Mrs Nugent at the charity shop, and on the way there Hyacinth has to make a visit to Onslow’s and Daisy's to remove a woman (played by Gretchen Franklin) from Daddy's room. Guest starring Denis Bond and Norman Lovett.
Daisy's Toy boy 26 November In an attempt to make Onslow jealous, Daisy finds herself a toyboy (played by Jonny Lee Miller); unfortunately for Hyacinth, they turn up at the Church Hall where Hyacinth is preparing food.
The Christening 3 December Daisy’s and Onslow’s granddaughter Kylie is getting christened, but Hyacinth is unimpressed to learn that the father will not be attending. The day quickly turns into a catastrophe when Hyacinth and Richard are forced to come to the rescue of the baby's mother Stephanie, whose mode of transport has broken down. Guest starring Gerald Sim.

Series Two (1991)

Title Airdate Synopsis
A Strange Man 1 September Hyacinth is shocked to see a strange man wearing only a towel emerge from Elizabeth's house. Meanwhile Daddy has gone missing.
Driving Mrs Fortescue 8 September Hyacinth and Richard drive a Mrs Fortescue into town, however Hyacinth's plans to impress are once more sabotaged when Daisy and Rose also catch a lift.
The Candlelight Supper 15 September Hyacinth wants to impress Emmet with her musical talents at an elaborate Candlelight supper. However Hyacinth's plans backfire when love-troubled Rose turns up, followed by two aggressive gentleman.
Hyacinth Tees Off 22 September The Major invites the Buckets for a golfing weekend at a hotel. All is well until Onslow and Daisy turn up unexpectedly to collect Rose after a raunchy weekend. Added to Hyacinth’s dilemma are the amorous intentions of the Major.
Problems with Relatives 29 September Hyacinth's brother-in-law Bruce is stuck up a tree, Daddy goes to the register office to be married and Emmett meets Daisy, Onslow and Rose, to Hyacinth’s utter horror.
Onslow's Birthday 6 October Hyacinth is dreading an invite to Onslow's birthday party, but changes her mind when finding out she and Richard will be picked up by Rose's wealthy Greek boyfriend. However things do not go to plan when the Greek's car is replaced with a hearse.
Singing for Emmet 13 October Richard is offered early retirement and thus ponders over the possibility of having to spend twenty four hours a day with Hyacinth. Emmett is enraged when Hyacinth ends up rehearsing a performance for the old people at the Church Hall with him, and a tranquilised Rose arrives at the scene wanting to become a nun.
The Toy Store 20 October Senile Daddy has ended up at the toy store and has been "improving" a few toys, thus Hyacinth and Richard have to solve the problem while simultaneously saving face.
Three Piece Suite 27 October Hyacinth has ordered an expensive new three-piece suite and is determined for the delivery to run like clockwork. She has even gone to the effort of road signs indicating where she wants the van to park. However her plans crumble as the van crashes on the way.
Picnic for Daddy 3 November Hyacinth arranges a picnic for Daddy, but things go awry when the senile old man decides to test-drive the Buckets' car.

Christmas Special (1991)

Title Airdate Synopsis
Father Christmas Suit 25 December Hyacinth has bought Richard a Father Christmas outfit for him to wear when distributing gifts to the old people at the Church Hall. Against his will Richard puts on the outfit, but after having one too many sherries with Emmett he is unable to fulfil the deed; hence Elizabeth puts on the costume and pretends to be Richard.

Series Three (1992)

Title Airdate Synopsis
Early Retirement 6 September A depressed Richard turns up to work and is finally faced with early retirement. Meanwhile Hyacinth prepares for a guest, though plans begin to go haywire for the house-proud lady when a dog parks itself on her drive.
Iron Age Remains 13 September Now Richard is retired Hyacinth decides she and he will enjoy searching for Iron Age remains; the pair head off into the country in exploration. However the day takes an unexpected turn when a depressed Rose locks herself in her room.
Violet's Country Cottage 20 September Hyacinth borrows Violet's and Bruce’s luxury cottage for the weekend and prepares a barbecue. However in an attempt to impress lady from the manor house Bunty, Hyacinth gets slightly carried away with the summer spirit. Meanwhile Richard is in search for Bunty’s dog Zoe.
How to Go on Holiday without Really Trying 27 September Hyacinth’s jealousy gets the better of her when hearing about a neighbour's luxury holiday, resulting in her attempting to impress by pretending to go on holiday herself. Meanwhile Onslow arrives at the Buckets' to take Richard away from the demands of life with the leading lady.
Richard's New Hobby 4 October Hyacinth finds Richard a hobby involving filming and boasts to the neighbours he is a film maker, much to the liking of Councillor Mrs Nugent.
The Art Exhibition 11 October Hyacinth's preparations for visiting an art exhibition are thrown off course when Daddy goes off to join the Foreign Legion. Problems are exacerbated further when Rose's and her gentleman friend's raunchy antics are overheard on loud speakers.
What to Wear When Yachting 18 October Hyacinth and Richard head off on a yachting weekend. However Hyacinth is disappointed with the yacht she has been appointed and decides that it be moved. But the Buckets soon lose control of the boat, and events decend into disaster.

Series Four (1993)

Title Airdate Synopsis
A Job for Richard 5 September Hyacinth’s attempts to keep Richard occupied in his years of retirement continue. Now she has found him an executive job in frozen foods, and to impress the manager of the company she contrives a plan involving Onslow and golf.
Rural Retreat 12 September Hyacinth wants “a little place in the country”, however her heart is not set on little. An old farmer with a speech impediment causes much difficulty for Hyacinth when out looking.
A Celebrity for the Barbecue 19 September For Hyacinth’s summer entertaining she has decided to host an elaborate indoor barbecue. In an attempt to compete with the Barker-Finchess she is determined to get a celebrity to attend. Meanwhile Rose gives Daisy a makeover.
The Commodore 26 September Hyacinth switches on her sailing persona when volunteering to collect the guest speaking Commodore from a train station. However Richard gets clamped and they cannot find him, despit their best efforts.
Looking for Property 3 October Richard panics when leaving Hyacinth to browse country property without him, as he collects Daddy from a police station. But Hyacinth finally decides on a property.
Please Mind Your Head 10 October Hyacinth and Richard spend time in their very small apartment in the countryside. Meanwhile at Hyacinth’s neighbourhood: the neighbours, the postman and especially Emmett all enjoy a weekend without Hyacinth. However Emmett’s happiness is short-lived when being invited to Hyacinth’s new home.
Let There Be Light 17 October It is the "bring and buy" sale at the Church hall and the Chruch goers are in for a shock as Hyacinth has volunteered Richard to fix the Church hall electrics. Meanwhile Onslow, Daisy, and Rose turn up with a Daddy believing he is back in the war.

Christmas Specials (1993 & 1994)

Title Airdate Duration Synopsis
Sea Fever 26 December 60 minutes Hyacinth and Richard prepare for their luxury stay on the QE2, however traffic, a field and too much luggage result in a disastrous start to a holiday that only gets much worse when Hyacinth has reason to believe Onslow and Daisy have stowed-away. Guest starring Lord Lichfield as himself.
Angel Gabriel Blue 25 December 50 minutes Hyacinth is in search for her dream kitchen while Richard has developed a fungus infection, not to his wife's approval. As a result Hyacinth claims it is gout, a disease supposedly caught by "good living". Meanwhile Daddy has gone missing again and their is a strange man in his place. Guest starring Trevor Bannister.

Series Five (1995)

Title Airdate Synopsis
The Old Folks Outing 3 September Hyacinth volunteers to look after the old people in an outing to the funfair, however a certain old man proves to be quite a handful.
The Mayor's Fancy Dress Ball 10 September Hyacinth prepares for the Mayor's fancy dress ball and is also on a mission to impress the new neighbours.
Hyacinth is Alarmed 17 September Richard is horrified to wake up to see Hyacinth smiling at him; he later realises he has forgotten his and Hyacinth's wedding anniversary. Richard then decides to have an alarm system installed, claiming it is Hyacinth's surprise anniversary present.
A Riverside Picnic 24 September Hyacinth organises a riverside picnic, much to the despair of those around her invited.
Skis 1 October For Richard’s birthday Hyacinth buys some skis as she believes they will look good on top of the car. However needing Violet's and Bruce’s roof rack Hyacinth heads off to her sister's luxury home, picking two neighbours up along the way. The leading lady fears for her social status when arriving as Violet and Bruce are arguing.
The Country Estate Sale 8 October Richard is not looking forward to going to a country house sale as he believes Hyacinth will spend beyond his limit. Meanwhile, a Mrs Braddock has commandeered Onslow’s car and is impersonating his dog.
The Boy Friend 15 October Hyacinth gives hints to Emmet that she wants a role in his latest musical The Boyfriend. Meanwhile Daddy is once again back in the war and guarding Onslow’s house.
A Barbecue at Violet's 22 October Hyacinth arranges a barbecue at Violet's, however on their arrival there is a blazing row between the pair. Thus Hyacinth has to introduce an eccentric singing game to prevent her guests from over-hearing.
The Rolls Royce 29 October To Richard's horror, Hyacinth wants a new car . Therefore the pair end up taking a Rolls Royce for a drive. However Hyacinth’s plans of showing the car off takes a downwards spiral when the Rolls Royce gets reported as stolen and she gets arrested.
The Hostess 5 November Hyacinth has put an advert in the local newspaper to teach people social etiquette, however an excitable Hyacinth does not get the results she expected.

Christmas Special (1995)

Title Airdate Synopsis
The Pageant 25 December Hyacinth and Richard arrive at the Church hall as Hyacinth organises a Pageant based on the English Civil War, with herself as Queen Henrietta Maria and Richard as Charles I. However all of the volunteers supposedly taking part are unable to make it. At a last minute attempt to get the show off the ground, Hyacinth invites Onslow, Daisy and Rose along with Bruce and Violet to participate. Later in rehearsals however, Hyacinth falls fowl of a stage accident.


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