List of events:

• A proposal was made concerning AI editors
• Special:Block was nominated for deletion and retitled Terminate User.
  • The deletion page for Special:Block is subsequently nominated for deletion, which is then nominated too.
• Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard/Incidents is nominated for deletion.
• Special:RecentChanges is nominated for deletion.
• The Main Page is nominated for deletion. (again)
• ...so is Earth...(again)
• ...and Wikipedia ...(again)
• ....Bread is nominated to disappear for the duration of Passover (note that April Fools' Day 2010 was the third day of Passover)
• .....The Soviet Union
• ......Human
• .......Wife selling
• ........Jimbo...(yet again)
• .........Spanish Inquisition
• ..........April Fools' Day
• Wikipedia: Waste of Time is created and subsequently nominated for deletion.
• NerdyScienceDude (talk · contribs) nominates Special:Watchlist at MFD.

• Wikipedia:Newcratschool opened its doors for its first term.
• A new announcement is made at the Arbitration Committee.
• Someone suggests that The Thing That Should Not Be, should be an admin.
• ...Banned user User:JI Hawkins gets nominated for adminship.
• A psychic turns up at the help desk.
• Someone bans himself/herself.
• A user suggests people should add information that helps get Jimbo Wales a free pony.
• A subscription model is mooted.[1]

• User:TenPoundHammer puts a retirement notice on his talk page with a hidden message.
• HAGGER??????????????????????? is listed at DRV.[2]

• White Shadows retired for ten minutes
• December21st2012Freak planned on retiring in 1 hour for 5 minutes.
• 66.127.52.47 (talk) proposed rewriting Gödel's incompleteness theorems (and the rest of Wikipedia) to recognize the research of Carl Hewitt.
• Stifle (talk · contribs) nominates {{Unreferenced}} at TFD.