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Education, Etc. This user is a history buff. This user has an active interest in Social history. This user is interested in the Supreme Court of the United States. ΠΚΦ This user is a member of the Pi Kappa Phi Fraternity EMORY This user attends or attended Emory University. This user is an undergraduate student majoring in American History and minoring in Music. This user enjoys reading non-fiction. SAT This user scored 2270 of 2400 on the SAT. 2270

Personals This user is a male. Y This user is a member of Generation Y. This user is straight but not narrow. This user is a Deist. This user loves HONDA CIVIC Gl This user's favourite colour is Gold. This user is a carnivore. This user drinks bubble tea. S-1 This user only drinks carbonated beverages on special occasions. This user drinks alcohol. This user is an incorrigible cruciverbalist. This user loves knowledge. This user is addicted to travel. This user is a recreational runner. BAL This user is a fan of the Baltimore Ravens WSH This user is a fan of the Washington Nationals. This user strongly believes that Michael Jordan is the greatest athlete of all time. WAS This user is a fan of the Washington Wizards

Technology This user contributes to Digg. This user maintains a facebook profile. + This user is a member of Wikipedia. This user believes that Conservapedia is about as trustworthy as North Korea is democratic. This user maintains a blog. This user uses Google as a primary search engine. @ This user can be reached by email at phattyfatt@yahoo.com. This user's mobile phone and data-services provider is Verizon. This user contributes while using iTunes. This user contributes using GIMP.

Politics This user is interested in politics. This user is interested in politics. This user supports sustainable living. This user supports Al Gore's Repower America. This user is a member or supporter of MoveOn.org. This user strongly supports the policies and views of Barack Obama. lib This user is a liberal. This user supports protection of the environment. This user supports universal health care. LIB This user loves Drugs, Abortion, Gay Marriage, and Immigration* This user is interested in animal rights issues. This user is against involuntary military service. YR This user supports youth rights. This user is anti-abortion and pro-choice.‡ This user supports the ban on smoking in public places. This user supports medical cannabis This user does not trust politicians who praise public schools while sending their own children to private schools. This user strongly supports strict gun control. This user supports the legalization of same-sex marriage. This user believes in the separation of religion and state.*

Fine Arts This user is interested in drama and acting. XD This user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it. This user enjoys cooking. This user enjoys singing. This user enjoys rock music. This user likes all types of music. This user enjoys Classical music. This user enjoys jazz music. This user knows that Terry Gilliam is enfant terrible, le grand auteur, and python magnifique. † This user, through Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy, will sap and impurify all of your precious bodily fluids. This user farts in your general direction. This user loved Across the Universe. This user is a musician. orch This user plays in an orchestra. This user knows intermediate music theory. This user can read sheet music. This user plays the bongos. This user is a music composer. This user is a drummer. This user plays the marimba. This user plays the theremin. This user plays the djembe. This user loves opera. This user advocates the use of more cowbell. This user enjoys Richard Wagner's music. This user admires the works of John Philip Sousa This user actually is Elvis. Freddie Mercury takes this user's breath away. JD This user's favorite member of System of a Down is John Dolmayan. This user loves The Beatles. This user believes that the Paul is Dead theory was a complete waste of time. This user is The Walrus This user is a member of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. This user thinks that we should Come Together, right now, over me. MMT Like Mr. Bloodvessel, you can't pry this user from the Magical Mystery Tour. BB This user is on a mission from God. The Beatles This user is asking you to turn off your mind, relax, and float downstream. The Beatles This user likes to take a sad song and make it better. Let it Be This user thinks you should just Let it Be. This user has kaleidoscope eyes. This user wonders if you Want to know a Secret. This user wants to hold your hand hbfs This user works it harder, makes it better, does it faster, makes us stronger F This user likes the song "Handlebars", by Flobots.