OrewaTel is a New Zealand resident who does not live in Orewa. Because I originally came from England, I can order beer in 9 different European languages. Now I live in New Zealand's Winterless North I have added Māori to the list. I am trying to learn Te Reo.

Having trained as a scientist, worked as an engineer and mathematician, and served as an elected politician, I am qualified to make fatuous comments in many fields.

This user is a Kiwi	This user lives in the Northland region, New Zealand	This user has visited 16 of the 16 regions of New Zealand. 16
This user believes that anyone who thinks Wikipedia is an unreliable source should continue their quest to find a better website.	This user has been editing Wikipedia for more than ten years.	tools This user reverts vandalism manually, without the help of any tools such as Twinkle.
♂ This contributor to Wikipedia is male.	Please use the pronouns he/him/his when referring to this user.	Don't call this user late for dinner.
by The passive voice may be used by this user.	try and try to This user tries to discourage usage of "try and".	its it's It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.

“The purpose of satire, it has been rightly said, is to strip off the veneer of comforting illusion and cosy half-truth. And our job, as I see it, is to put it back again.” Michael Flanders