This user has been on Wikipedia for 3 years, 2 months and 8 days.

en-GB-N

This user is a native speaker of British English.

en-us -0

This user has very little understanding of American English.

This user is willing to be slapped with a trout, should they need it.

On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

Æ æ	This user's favorite letter in the English*† alphabet is Æ.

Office green

This user's favourite colour is office green.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user plays mahjong.

A person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it!

Thank you, IP!

This user believes that vandal-reverting IP addresses should be thanked for their efforts!

they…

This user considers singular they standard, modern, informal English usage, so avoids it on Wikipedia.

"…"?	This user thinks "British punctuation is best for quotation marks". Do you?

. The

This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.

⅒	This user thinks that the phrase "completely decimated" is "completely improper"!

Latin Plurals: "Data is are..."

This user uses "data", "media", "memoranda", "criteria", and "agenda" as the plurals of "datum", "medium", "memorandum", "criterion", and "agendum".

ANAL 5

This user is incredibly stringent with professional grammar.

subj	This user prefers that the subjunctive mood be used. Were this user you, they would use it.

try and try to

This user tries to discourage usage of "try and".

since

This user dislikes the use of since to mean because.

couldn't've

This user believes that couldn't've would make a perfectly fine word.

∞	This user is an ageless immortal.

tyop typo

This user is a member of the Wikipedia Typo Team.

This user is a member of the Guild of Copy Editors.

This user has AutoWikiBrowser rights on the English Wikipedia. (verify)

This user has been an extended confirmed user for 3 years and 5 days. (verify)

This user has been a rollbacker for 2 years, 10 months, 1 week and 6 days. (verify)

This user has been a new pages reviewer for 2 years and 8 months. (verify)

This user uses AutoWikiBrowser to quickly make repetitive edits.

This user uses HotCat to work with categories.

This user is a participant in WikiProject Redirect.

Vandalism Level: Minor   3.50 RPM according to EnterpriseyBot 23:10, 17 April 2024 (UTC) (Purge)

This user has both RedWarn and Twinkle, and may use them together!

RW

This user uses SWViewer to revert vandalism.

1500+

This user once made 1500+ edits in one day.

Wikipedia is currently valued at 759 million dollars (and increasing).what!?

This user is a participant in WikiProject Articles for creation. You can help!

This user helps out at Redirects for creation. So can you!

This user scored 220 on the Wikipediholic test (revision 1036326932).

This user scored 337 on the Wikipediholic test (revision 1074677258).

This user uses reFill to expand bare references.

This user runs a bot, Qwerfjkl (bot) (contribs). It performs tasks that are extremely tedious to do manually.

Some links about me[edit]

Wikipedia vandalism information
(abuse log)

Low to moderate level of vandalism

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3.50 RPM according to EnterpriseyBot 23:10, 17 April 2024 (UTC)

Pending changes backlog
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Very low backlog

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3 pages according to DatBot 09:00, 18 April 2024 (UTC)

AfC Backlog

2-month backlog at AFC.
There are currently 2,430 pending submissions.
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New pages patrol backlog

Very high unreviewed pages backlog (14325)

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Tools[edit]

• toolforge:missingredirectsproject, a website for creating suggested redirets.
• User:Qwerfjkl/scripts, for a list of various scripts I've made.

User essays worth reading[edit]

(Copied from User:EEng)

• WP:If MOS doesn't need a rule on something, then it needs to not have a rule on that thing (help invited)
• WP:Iron Law of Infobox Ubiquity
• WP:Please shoot yourself in the foot (cf. WP:Don't shoot yourself in the foot)
• Wikipedia:Noted not notable – help invited
• WP:ASSUMEGODFAITH – not (yet) worth reading, actually.
• WP:BENOTBOLD
• Wikipedia:Queen Elizabeth slipped majestically into the water
• WP:LOCATION Location, location, location! (plus WP:AREYOUBEINGSERVED)
• WP:INTOTHEWOULDS Needs to be split out
• WP:ANIFLU
• Wikipedia:Editors you might confuse WP:Editors who may be confused
• Wikipedia:We are not as dumb as you think we are
• User:Guy Macon/Yes. We are biased. (towards science and against pseudoscience, towards astronomy, and against astrology ...)
• User:Physchim62/Situation Normal: All FACked up re the dysfunction of the FA process

• This user feels physical pain when hearing others refer to Wikipedia as "Wiki".

  Wikipedia:Don't call it "Wiki" – People who do are usually trouble

See also

• Stigler's law of eponymy
• Conflict-of-interest editing on Wikipedia
• Philosophical razor

Quotes[edit]

These quotes are random, and will change if you purge the page. (Purge.)

<Reedy> Progress: rand() %

All quotes.

And from meta:IRC/Quotes:

< Jetro> Carly PUNCH
< Jetro> :D
-!- Carly [~Unknown@pdpc/supporter/student/i-am-treasure] has quit [Ping
    timeout: 252 seconds]
< JohnLewis> Jetro... That must have been a good punch.
< Jetro> That worked rather well.
< Jetro> :D

All IRC quotes.

Miscellaneous[edit]

• An encouraging article
• /disambiguation